#has this been done ?

[bloomiii]

[pattydia]

[transfemmbeatrice]

[vetchtibbles]

On the Hephaestus. Straight up whipping it out. and by “it”, I mean. heh. Well, let’s just say. hydrochloric acid

[by-the-dreadwolfs-tits]

mass effect 2 be like

[writeouswriter]

[lizardywizard]

bumper sticker that says "you're not the only one who can turn into a car"

[hesperidia]

[spookysplatt]

"average person spends $400 on Black Friday" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person spends $49.95 per Black Friday. Sherman Georg, who lives in his immortal mother's mansion & spends $44,999 on 850 Wiggly dolls, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[dreamsandconstellations]

[cyraclove]

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Muriel: Maybe you shouldn't use pick-up lines for Mr Crowley.

Aziraphale *stops highlighting 101 Pick-Up Lines*: I beg your pardon, my dear?

Muriel: I've been reading more about humans, they usually advise a 'more personalised approach'.

Aziraphale:

[later that day]

Crowley: Hey angel could you hand me the wine bo--

Aziraphale: I may not have Azira-fallen from heaven...

Crowley:

Aziraphale: ...but I sure Azira-fell for you.

[crustaceousfaggot]

[blanketforcas]

me when i found out about jensen's busy schedule

[clear-what-i-was-seeing]

[spirk-trek]

balance of terror