#simon x patty

[hatergirlrobin]

dinner in america | feels so good, it must be wrong — [youtube] [ig]

[that-sarcastic-writer]

No because the day I find a man who is gentle and patient with me, protective of me, and matches my freak like Simon, that will be the day I find happiness.

[whotfislottie28]

god i love them so so so so so so much

to be loved by someone like this??? a dream

[rmwfe]

this did numbers on tiktok hehe

[vanillababyyyy]

you need to take it down a notch

[bathtubmilk]

they r highkey so cute 2 me

[janeeyrewannabe]

Drabble about simon’s sick sick mind

wc: <500

I think Simon is such a freak about getting a boner, the absolute most mundane things would get him hard. Like watching patty put on her colorful tights, and the way her brow furrows when she's in the zone writing a song, or watching her paint her nails. Patty is actually discombobulated at the last one, how the fuck is her black nail polish with chunky glitter turning him on? He says some stupid shit like he can imagine the way that color would look wrapped around his cock. The contrast of the two makes him go insane, her dark and sparkly nails compared to his pink and wet tip. Patty's tight grip around him, fingertips barely touching, squeezing a little harder as she moves closer to his flushed tip. Thumb covered in little metallic stars swiping at his most sensitive spot. He’s watching her hand move in a smooth rhythm like he's in a trance.

Also watching her chew on a pen. It reminds him of when she's on her knees and her teeth keep grazing his length a little because (in her words) its gets really tiring having your jaw open wide like your at the world’s most demanding dentist. Or when she's flailing around listens to her records because she reacts the same way when he's got his head in between her legs. Pulling at his hair like she wants to rip it out. When his nose hits the right spot on her clit he's got to hold down on her hips because she's writhing around like a maniac.

Some other things i think he likes: watching patty tie her shoes, smelling her strawberry banana shampoo when she walks by, chipped nail polish, her bad jokes, and the way her shirt rides up a little when she gets up to pull the string on the bus.

Tell me if u guys like this because I kind of hate it a lot

[greendragon19]

I made Patty and Simon from Dinner in America as funko pops. Which I guess means the brain rot is incurable. 

Seriously you should be watching this if you haven't already yet!

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[miss-positive-negative]

thinking about when patty told simon "today was even better", he massaged her nape/back so sweetly to comfort her FUCK I BAWLED

[sunnysconfusion]

may this love find me

[just-someoneouthere]

Girls (me) only want one thing: a relationship like Patty and Simon‘s in DIA

[simpingforclaudette]

patty and simon are the only valid straight couple ever

[allthedevilishthingswedo]

Fresh out the Slammer ~ SimonxPatty

🎶My friends tried, but I wouldn't hear it

Watch me daily disappearing

For just one glimpse of his smile

All those nights you kept me going

Swirled you into all of my poems

Now we're at the starting line, I did my time🎶

[janeeyrewannabe]

thinking about Simon and Patty's developing relationship

wc: 1k

I already know how Simon would act. He’s so intense in every aspect of his life. In his art, his work, his relationships with other people, his love wouldn’t be any different. His feelings for patty are a novel thing. Simon’s never been the relationship kind of guy, even a casual hookup is still too intimate. He keeps his heart under lock and key along with his thoughts and admiration, but with patty it’s different. The way she treats everything, especially him, with the utmost devotion makes him want to be better.

Being in prison was hard, reintegrating into the real world and becoming a functioning, contributing member of society was fucking worse. Fresh out of jail and experiencing a new kind of relationship, a loving one, was something else. He’s never had any kind of monogamous situation with anyone, even when he was younger it was girls he barely knew in dimly lit rooms or bathrooms who he never he interacted with outside of sex. The shift was tough at first, as he falls deeper and deeper in love he wants to crawl back into the hole he was in before, turn himself inside out, and walk away. It was really fucking hard to squash that instinct and bury it as deep as humanly possible, but he does it because he’s felt the warmth of patty’s embrace and her tenderly curious gaze and there is no way he's letting that go.

Even though patty is the inexperienced one, Simon feels like a virgin. It’s the small moments that make him think he's back at square one. Waking up in bed with patty when she's still asleep. Just watching her breathe, seeing her chest rise and fall in an almost inconceivable way. Her overgrown bangs sprawled out across her forehead, long enough to be peaking into her eyes. Little bags under her eyes, mouth open a little. He can feel her breath on his arm, he’s never been more grateful to hear someone snore. Or maybe he's driving around with patty in his truck, which he kinda never gave it back (patty kept it warm for him while he was away), holding her hand and answering her questions while listening to her demos. Picking her up from work and making out in the back seat. Sitting on her bed watching her write her songs while he smokes a cigarette. Letting him get the first listen and mixing it up together. she’s picked up a few things from him, not so shit at the drums anymore. The feeling in his chest that’s too powerful to brush off.

He’s never been so close to someone, physically and emotionally, it frightens him a little. Think of when he tells patty he's john q but times a billion. When they lay in bed together after sex it's the polar opposite of any other post coital experience he's ever had. The I love you that's left on their tongues like the aftertaste of a cigarette that lingers for hours. They chat about whatever, trivial shit, it's what unsaid that makes it really fucking special. The promise of the future tangled in between them, trickling into their minds with visions of moving in together, making music together, just existing together outside of the watchful eyes of everyone else. Loving and coveting uninhibitedly.

Patty is the same but also completely different. She doesn't really have a problem with the emotional intimacy. She bares her heart to him right off the bat, sharing her quirks and habits. It’s harder with her words, she can’t ever really find the right ones. Even if she does it’s hard to string them together in a way that truly represents how she feels. Her affection for Simon comes out in her music. The lyrics and the sound she envisions as she writes shows the love she holds for him. You can see it in her expression too when she performs, searching for his face in the tightly packed crowd. Staring him down and singing the notes that crawl into his ears and travel through his veins to his heart and down to his dick. She’s never had anyone treat her the way Simon treats her, like she's his equal.

Just experiencing Simon for two days brought her out of her shell, but being with him day after day completely transforms her. She feels grateful to Simon for this; the adoration isn't one sided, she's got it just as bad as he does. Everything reminds her of him. Sissy and Karen tells her she sounds like a broken record, it’s Simon, Simon, Simon 24/7. When she's on her lunch break walking around outside the plaza where she works, she strolls past some guy smoking a cigarette. She smiles wide and bright, it reminds her of Simon. Of when he comes back inside at night after smoking outside, she kicks him out because her dad won't stop sneezing every time he walks into her room, cold and reeking of smoke. Breathing him in as she wraps her arms around his dirty green jacket and muscular body. Or maybe she sees a lighter on the ground while waiting for the bus, or a cloud that looks like his haircut. She sees his beauty everywhere she goes.

It’s the physical intimacy that she struggles with at times though. At first it’s intimidating being with Simon, he might be unnerving to most but the man gets around. It makes her nervous to surrender herself completely in such an intimate way, especially to someone who has done this a million times with a million people. But it's the way that he never makes her feel less than for not knowing or being a little shy that helps her come out of her shell. Even if she’s not the most experienced she still has a few tricks up her sleeve. Simon can get the same way too. When it's hard and fast, easy peasy, he’s well versed in that department. When it's long and painstakingly slow with shuddered breaths and I love you’s tumbling into the air around them, he gets a little freaked out. Once he gets over it, it consumes him, he can't get close enough. Patty too. They're inextricably connected in every metaphysical way possible.

i use the word love way too many times in this omfg. please bare with me this is literally the first thing i’ve ever written ever 😭 if u don't like it pls lie to me

[greendragon19]

Thinking about DIA 2 after Simon is out of prison, Patty (and her band getting) getting some kind of offer for a record deal. Obviously he is very happy for her but after seeing the terms absolutely going off on one at the producer because "the fuck do you mean she doesn't get to keep the rights to her own songs" just a full 10 minutes of Simon berating a record company until Patty gets the absolute best terms possible.

Meanwhile Patty is just in the background turning to goo because God he is so hot when he is going off on one, especially when it's for her.