#simon x patty

[pattydia]

[hatergirlrobin]

dinner in america | feels so good, it must be wrong

[vampire-exgirlfriend]

Simon: That was tits. Patty: Is tits good? Simon: Yeah. Tits is good.

Dinner in America (2020)

[mhambitr]

god i love them so so so so so so much

to be loved by someone like this??? a dream

[vanillababyyyy]

you need to take it down a notch

[bathtubmilk]

they r highkey so cute 2 me

[rmwfe]

this did numbers on tiktok hehe

[janeeyrewannabe]

Drabble about simon’s sick sick mind

wc: <500

I think Simon is such a freak about getting a boner, the absolute most mundane things would get him hard. Like watching patty put on her colorful tights, and the way her brow furrows when she's in the zone writing a song, or watching her paint her nails. Patty is actually discombobulated at the last one, how the fuck is her black nail polish with chunky glitter turning him on? He says some stupid shit like he can imagine the way that color would look wrapped around his cock. The contrast of the two makes him go insane, her dark and sparkly nails compared to his pink and wet tip. Patty's tight grip around him, her fingertips barely touching, squeezing a little harder as she moves closer to his flushed tip. Thumb covered in little metallic stars swiping at his most sensitive spot. He’s watching her hand move in a smooth rhythm like he's in a trance.

Also watching her chew on a pen. It reminds him of when she's on her knees and her teeth keep grazing his length a little because (in her words) its gets really tiring having your jaw open wide like your at the world’s most demanding dentist. Or when she's flailing around listens to her records because she reacts the same way when he's got his head in between her legs. Pulling at his hair like she wants to rip it out. When his nose hits the right spot on her clit he's got to hold down on her hips because she's writhing around like a maniac.

Some other things i think he likes: watching patty tie her shoes, smelling her strawberry banana shampoo when she walks by, chipped nail polish, her bad jokes, and the way her shirt rides up a little when she gets up to pull the string on the bus.

Tell me if u guys like this because I kind of hate it a lot

[leadmetothegardenbetty]

babies who are punk as fuck :')

[allthedevilishthingswedo]

Fresh out the Slammer ~ SimonxPatty

🎶My friends tried, but I wouldn't hear it

Watch me daily disappearing

For just one glimpse of his smile

All those nights you kept me going

Swirled you into all of my poems

Now we're at the starting line, I did my time🎶

[pattydia]

hi yeah i’m writing simon x patty fic <3

[vampire-exgirlfriend]

[just-someoneouthere]

Girls (me) only want one thing: a relationship like Patty and Simon‘s in DIA

[simpingforclaudette]

patty and simon are the only valid straight couple ever

[druigssidelady]

Music boyfriend I’m your yum yum, call me and I’ll come!!