#harry potter puns

[everwalldigan]

Sirius: can I be frank with you, Frank?

James: not if I’m frank with Frank first, isn’t that right Frank?

Frank: *grinning, opening his mount to answer*

Remus: *sobbing on the verge of a mental breakdown* STOP PLEASE STOP

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rose.gw ugh just propose already

↳ srsly.james i bet u 50 galleons malfoy’s got a ring in his pocket right now

teddy-lu-92 dibs on being flower girl

[monotonemudpie]

Why isn't Snape the herbology professor?

Because he can't keep Lilies alive.

Why does Snape shave?

Because he doesn't want to be Harry.

Why didn't Snape take art classes?

Because he didn't want to do Pottery.

He's really Sirius about that.

Too bad he's stuck, Remusniscing.

We wouldn't want that cycle Lupin.

He stays in at night because he wants nothing to do with the Mooney.

Why does Snape where all black?

Because Sirius hates his family.

Thank goodness he's a potions professor, or else he'd get too Snivelly.

[overlord-of-fantasy]

Hogwarts has a free day

Peter: Guys, they are clothing school tomorrow.

James: Jup, they shirt it down.

Remus: That socks.

Sirius: I was underwear of this.

[everwalldigan]

Sirius: hey Remus

Remus (already sensing some bullshit incoming): what

Sirius: what would you call a cow-horse hybrid who’s also a werewolf

Remus: ???? I don’t know, what?

Sirius: a moo-neigh

[fallingbutnotforyou]

i fully stand by the fact that james would incorporate as many puns as he could in a conversation-

a couple i can see at the forefront of my mind rn are :

- calling lily “deer” instead of dear

- all the serious sirius puns

- all the animagus puns;

ie:

for sirius: barking mad, howl-arious, ruff, tailing people, etc

for remus: wolfing around, howling in pain, also howl-arious, wolf down food, etc. for peter: just calling him a rat in general, RATS! (exclamation), hell maybe he'd even say brodent who knows and so on and so forth i feel like james would just be in love with silly dad jokes and puns but my brain is hollow atm so i cant think of too many lmfao even more so i feel like him and monty would go at it with puns at home and drive effie absolutely bonkers with it

[anonymouse5]

Regulus: you’re a bitch

Sirius: thanks

[beebox-illustrations]

*Sigh* here we go again with the bad german word - puns. Sorry 😬 creativity left my soul today

Have a great day!🌻

[lusinzak]

Marauders fandom assemble!!!

So I was thinking about the fanfictions in different AUs, the canon compliant ones, and ones that are not, and it downed on me that our whole fandom is kind of a multiverse, like in Marvel. And in every universe, the characters are unique, sometimes not even a bit like the ones having the same name in a different fic. It is amazing and interesting, but, BUT what if they interacted with each other? Like a wizard Remus somehow travels to a non-magic AU and meets his friends, or James tries to bring Regulus from a not canon fic to one he sacrificed himself.

How cool would it be.

(And by the way, if there already are such fics, I am not aware of them, so drop recommendations, please)

[short666bread]

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[coldemergency]

Harry: *Holding acorn* What's this?

Tom: A tree.

Harry: Really?

Tom: In a nutshell, yeah.

[shigussy]

i keep getting tiktoks of these younger gen z kids referencing a time they did something relating to fandom in public and now they're embarrassed by it and everytime i see one i sit there thinking over all of middle and high school and having genuinely 0 moments that i feel embarrassed by, like i definitely did a lot of shit these kids would be embarrassed by but i think these are all just really fucking funny

also photographic evidence of the kinda kid i was. these are from 2014/15 when i was in 8th grade

-desolation row one shot(still on wattpad gerard way/reader smut)

-twerk it on (mcr crack fanfic no longer on wattpad but i have another fic in my library called twerking in taco bell which definitely ALSO used for my reading log)

-frank iero must die(a serial killer/assassin frerard fic, still on wattpad)

-hair (really vague maybe a phanfic? nowhere in my wattpad library rip)

my binder i used in 7th grade i had a blue one that looked pretty similar to this for 8th grade but idk where it went, also the parts i scribbled out are my full legal name i had written on it. i wrote it normally and then the big spot is where i wrote my name REALLY BIG in elysian code from the vladimir tod books. also the lines are from when i used an exacto knife to cut up some papers and forgot that my binder was underneath

in conclusion yall can now see why im so shameless about talking about shigaraki the way i do

[13reasonstoeatthatcake]

Has anyone read Fourth Wing translated into another language and did you agree with the Violet/Violence nickname translations in said language? Because I'm reading through the Bulgarian version rn and they. Fucking transliterated it??? With a FOOTNOTE??? Explaining what Violence means in English??? Even though it's not a one-time thing but a recurring nickname and the use of Sudden English Word in-text in what's meant to be flirty, charged and tender moments later is fucking jarring??? I am Shaking With Rage.

[homestucklycomedian]

why did Eridan like the movie "harry potter"

'your a wizard "eri"!'

[princess-starscourge]

I love FFXV and the only reason I refuse to replay it is because it made me fucking cry