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partygoer: I miss tumblr
girl who has at least 20 hours screentime on tumblr per week: yeah me too crazy how no one uses it anymore
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i have this awesome skincare routine called picking at my face till it bleeds. its great because it makes my skin way worse in every way and also it hurts
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if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.
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Sooo was anyone gonna tell me that butterfly pea flowers are called CLITORIA and look like THAT?? Or was I just supposed to find that out while googling this in front of my mom
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this veggie tales screenshot is so fucking funny to me because it feels like this animated vegetable is sending me to hell
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"holy shit they finally confessed, what comes next--"

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me tweaking out trying to find that one good fanfic

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*releases pack of dads into home depot* goโฆโฆbe free
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I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasnโt that.
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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling
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