#half sisters but i still love them

[melonisopod]

My personal headcanon for the WH Mirror World is that Ishmael agreed to be a maid under the Edgar Family because she knew the heir was a sickly waif of a man who would probably croak from TB in a decade or two and she can train up to face Ahab in that amount of time, but unfortunately she got really attached to the sickly waif of a man she was banking on dying young.

[t1meslayer]

All's Fair in Love and Grand Fest (First Movement)

I am risen.

Welcome to the first fanfic posted from my new place of residence! I've been very distracted and stressed getting everything together to move, but there's a lot of stories on my mind. This one I just so happened to finish during part of the road trip.

Is it too late for me to jump on the Grand Fest hype? I don't think so!

So... Enjoy my first foray into the world. Of.

Calf1sh.

Shout outs @duelbraids for the assist <.<

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Fandom: Splatoon

Characters: Callie/Acht (Dedf1sh), Marina

Summary: Grand Festival stirs up a lot of emotions in a lot of different Inklings and Octolings. Follow the exploits of a few such pairings at different stages of their respective relationships!

Part 1 - Marina introduces her friend Acht to someone who will help the Octoling acclimate to life on the surface. Acht doesn't believe Callie would deign to appear without an ulterior motive.

Click through the Read More below to get a preview of the latest story. Thanks for reading <3

"This is so nice. I've been dying to meet you, Acht!"

"I- "

The Octoling's shades obscure how rapidly their eyes start to scan. Callie's hair is mostly covered by a hot pink pompom beanie. However, her dangling twin tentacles blend into the scooping neckline straps of her black tank top, which is only visible through a small window between her netted stitch scarf and thin summer sweater whose right-side folds into a deep 'V' that's reminiscent of a yukata. Both articles are a lighter pink shade. A treble clef hangs from her right ear; a bass clef hangs from her left in three distinct piercings.

Acht rasps: "… You have?"

[ohio-thestate]

I have an unending hatred for those microwave dinners like why are the bbq ones the only ones that taste like anything

"spaghetti and meatballs" oh you mean starch noodles with tomato water and flavorless pieces of meat?

[valeffelees]

only bad thing about being in a fandom where one of the characters canonically has wings is the painful lack of classic wingfic. where is my everything's the same but people have bird wings watford au where one day baz notices simon hasn't been grooming his wings bc of an injury to his ribs so he sits on his bed and makes a whole fuss about how "i'm not doing this to be nice, snow, your wings are just a travesty to look at" and then proceeds to carefully and lovingly tidy his feathers in drawn out silence while they both pretend grooming someone else's wings isn't one of the most intimate things you can do for another person. will this heartbreak never end

[batsplat]

why smallville luthor look like mirra andreeva

initially laughed and went 'no she doesn't', then checked and... anon, you may be onto something

[killerprotector]

Okay but why is it always MY responsibility to manage my PARENTS?!! As the oldest I am sick and tired of having to be the middle-man here and ME being yelled at and hated for the other parents actions like I personally made each and every decision for either of them??!!! Like yes great I’m glad you guys are divorced and all but can you STOP using me as the middle piece?

[no1ryomafan]

Thinking about the idea of a casshern au that’s specifically a new take that’s closer to the original but uses the sins characters as if I’ll have time to make that/develop it given “I had a au like that for Jeeg and even Kikaider but it went nowhere + now I’m working on a actual big project so I can’t do anything else until it’s done which will take a few years at my rate”

but yknow? It’s fun to rotate concepts.

[dimiclaudeblaigan]

girl literally making no sense

i made a mistake! my father died bc of my mistake! i shall have revenge against those people for my own mistake!

girl eh wot now

[born-to-lose]

I want to strangle this DJ for playing Reckless Love at an 80s party (not 80s inspired or glam in general, whole ass actual 80s along with ZZ Top, Cinderella etc)

[moon-is-pretty-tonight]

im obsessed with legally blonde

at first iw atched the film everytime i was bored. now i discovered theres musical. and. i watched it 4 times this past week and last night i listened to the ‘so much better’ song a bijillion times. i hat emyself. i love this so much bro i cant bro THE 2008 VERSION? LAURA BELL BUNDY? QUEEN1!!!!!1!111!! I AM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH AT THE SHEER AMOUNT OF HIGH NOTES. BRO

[wisteriadaisies]

i was driving home from therapy listening to “my best friend” from the pokemon soundtrack crying bc it made me think of my brother lol

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

[miesozernacma]

the way sharing a home with no real corridors, with not a single room Just For You, where you can sit in all day without SOMEONE coming in, will litterally drive you to insanity

[paigemathews]

Whenever I actually sit down and start posting the next gen series, one of the things that I really wanna do is kind of... incorporate reader's choices into it? Not in big ways bc my plan is to write like a full season before I start posting episodes and that can affect it, but like. smaller beats.

One example is that I have an episode idea where there's a big emotional thing for three different characters and our resident empath has a discussion with each of them, but it's reader choice which scene we see. Another one is an episode where it's reader's choice for who gets hit with some kind of emotional puncture and just spews emotions everywhere. It'd be mostly character and relationship scenes for arcs that are already happening, but readers would have the chance to see their favorite or the one that they're most curious about up close on "screen." Not for every episode, but like. maybe once or twice a season or something. Idk, thought it might be interesting.

[pusselwrites]

wow so all the povs in my wip are about identity aren't they. that's the thing they're all struggling with

[dc-gotham-instincts-wild]

Headcanon that Jason just kidnaps his siblings instead of asking them to hang out sometimes.

Sometimes he does the normal abduction thing and other times he has his methods.

Dick: Jason sneaks into Dick’s apartment in Blüdhaven at 3 AM, throws him over his shoulder, and drags him to his motorcycle. Dick wakes up mid-ride, half-conscious, groggily mumbling, "Jay, what the hell—?"

- Jason just shushes him and tosses a burger into his lap. "Shut up and eat, Goldie. We're bonding." (Jason, allowing his big brother to ruffle his hair? Nooooo, absolutely not...)

Tim: Jason straight-up drugs him asleep him when Tim refuses to take a break. He wakes up in Jason’s apartment with a cup of coffee and a sandwich waiting for him, while Jason sits on the couch reading a book.

- “You looked dead on your feet, Replacement. Either you napped willingly or I made you. Guess which one you picked.” (Jason totally doesn't rake a hand over his lil bro's hair during this time)

Steph: Jason knows Steph is a wild card when it comes to hanging out, so he has to be a little sneakier with her. He'd show up at her place unannounced, pretending to just be casually passing by, and in one smooth motion, he'd grab her and yank his little sister into his car or bike before she even realizes what's happening. (He totally doesn't do this in time with hard school, noooo)

Damian: Jason scoops him up mid-battle and just walks away with him. Damian kicks, bites, and yells, "UNHAND ME, TODD!" but Jason holds him like an angry kitten.

- They end up at a rooftop picnic with Alfred’s homemade food. Damian eventually eats while grumbling about Jason's “barbaric methods” but secretly enjoys the attention. (Jason maaayybe ruffles his hair a lot.)

Cass: She just lets it happen. Jason shows up, gestures toward his bike, and Cass just hops on without a word. They go on long road trips in comfortable silence, getting ice cream at 2 AM and scaring off criminals for fun. (Jason totally doesn't take the time to help her with her speech-)

Duke: Duke gets fake-napped. Jason tells him, "Be outside in five minutes," and when Duke says no, Jason still shows up, grabs him, and hauls him into a car.

- Duke just sighs and texts Bruce: "Jason's 'kidnapping' me again. Back later." (Jason totally doesn't get the names of school bullies from him and uses them, noooooooo)

Bruce knows this happens. He just sighs and lets it happen because, honestly? It’s Jason’s way of showing love. And at least the kids are getting along.

Jason kidnaps his siblings because it's his way of saying, "You're important to me, and I'm gonna drag you into ridiculous situations whether you like it or not."

He also, however, does it to Bruce.

In fact, it might be one of his favorite things to do, just because Bruce is always so serious and “responsible.”

Jason thinks it’s hilarious to force Bruce to take a break. He just shows up at the Batcave, probably with some kind of overly complicated plan to "kidnap" Bruce without him realizing.

Step 1: Jason would distract Alfred with a "Oh, just a quick check-in, you know, 'cause it’s been a while.’"

Step 2: He would wait for Bruce to get fully immersed in some case files and then sneak up behind him, tap him on the shoulder, and when Bruce turns around, Jason’s already got him in a headlock, pulling him out of the chair like, "Get up, old man. We're going to a diner. No arguments."

Bruce would protest, of course. He'd probably try to get out of it with his usual grumpy “I’m too busy” routine. Jason might fake-sigh and act like he's just trying to help Bruce loosen up, reminding him, "I know you think you’re invincible, but you still need to eat, Batman."

And if Bruce insists on not going, Jason would just drag him anyway. He might even grab the Batmobile for a joyride (he's always wanted to), making Bruce sit shotgun while Jason drives like an absolute maniac (Jokes on both because Bruce taught him to drive-)

Bruce would probably be scowling the whole time, but Jason would know his dad is secretly enjoying it, even if he won't admit it.

Eventually, Bruce would probably give in and get his grumpy little “dad” lecture—“You’re so reckless, Jason—” but Jason would just smile and be like, "Whatever. You’re welcome.”

Jason totally doesn't like it when his dad just ruffles his hair at some point.

[yelloworangesoda]

maxwell and sammy are all mine and i love them like my children but its pretty hard to divorce them from fnaf enough to make them straight up ocs. sammy especially bc hes technically not my oc, even if i made up every aspect about him except his name and dead twin sister