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i'm so mature.

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Jelly

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I'm so hyped

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When I’m feeling sad or exhausted I carry him around in my pocket and it makes everything so much better

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study hall

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this town rocks

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online gf vs offline gf

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REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

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he has the ultimate power

✨ print ✨

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I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event

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Bill Braun creates paintings that look like construction paper!

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so we know that humans share 50% of their dna with bananas. and also, they say one in four humans are related to genghis khan. using this information, we can determine that genghis khan was 200% banana

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wormblr

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when you want to play your video games but dont have the energy for it its like who wants to be my proxy that does the gameplay while i watch and make every decision in the game from the comfort of my bed

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True