moth-wizard

[moth-wizard]

I'll never break a bottle of champagne against a ship before her first voyage and I'll never cut a ribbon with giant scissors for the grand opening of a building but by god when I buy a label maker the first label I print is going to be a label that says label maker and it is going on the label maker

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does a backflip over your post and shoots at it with dual pistols in midair before continuing to scroll

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(responding to getting flirted with) heh well, youre pretty sexy yaself baby, (lowers sunglasses to reveal my wicked eyes) im not feeling well, i might die soon

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DIET FACTS: plain white rice is the best a food you can eat☝️🍚

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Deltarune (Deltarune) [Imagery related to Deltarune]

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me when my disabilities disable me:

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my ultimate fantasy is to have a brain and body that allows me to enjoy being alive

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i just bullied an ant loll that thing deserve it for being so small lol

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Salt water kelpie?

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coming out as guy who loves anime model kits

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i see trans men so often feeling as if it is a moral failing that they are men, their heads metaphorically hung low as they apologize profusely for their existence. as if the world would be better off if they had just swallowed their own souls and continued on with the living death of womanhood. i want grab them by their shoulders and shake them.

there is no shame or guilt to be had in being a trans man. it is a beautiful thing to be, and frankly i believe one of the best things a person could be but i may be biased. you are in control of yourself, your perspectives, what you let in, what you seek out, it’s all you, and though it can take time and hard work, you can choose whether or not you actually believe being a man is something you should be ashamed of.

you get to pick how you look at this, you could choose to see the beauty of self creation, of remaking something you were told your whole life wasn’t yours, of the utter divinity of harmless authentic expression. you could also choose to believe all the self loathing and berating and compassionless perspectives but i don’t know why you would, what a waste of life and self.

you don’t have to take in everything everyone says and believe it wholesale, you are a man, find out what you think and stop listening to every person you come across like they hold ultimate truth. as long as you live a life of vowing to do no harm, and making amends when you accidentally do, you have nothing to worry about, listen to your own guts, they know what is best for you. become your wildest dreams of what a man is capable of being, the only creature who can stop you is your own shame.

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My vampires CAN walk into the sunlight but doing so would reveal what they would look like if they aged normally

Younger vampires don’t have much to worry about but older vamps have reason to avoid sunlight as they age. They are still immortal, but their aged, sunlit selves are significantly weaker than their non-sunlit forms. Vamps over 100 years old run the risk of crumpling over, fully immobile, but still conscious

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I find it very offensive that the more unwell you are, the more things you have to do to maintain your health. Things like following special diets, going to medical appointments, making big and important decisions about what treatments to use. At the same time, the more unwell you are the less energy you have to do all of these extra things. It seems grossly unfair.

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Everyones like Just hire mercenaries Just hire mercenaries IM NOT HIRING MERCENARIES

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apologies if this has been done before but

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I am going to kill [remembers suicide jokes are bad] a healthcare executive [remembers the fbi exists] haha just kidding [remembers that tumblr hates posers] but maybe I’m not [remembers The Alamo] The Alamo