The Queen of Slime! The Queen of Filth! The Queen of Putrescence! | She/They | Adult | TERFs can eat shit.
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PEAK's stamina bar is like the perfect way to illustrate energy when living with chronic health issues.

sorry, can't deal anything today. I mean look at this shit.
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the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam
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we all got that one homie with a job thats weirder than everyone else in the group and when you’re all complaining about customer service he’s like “yeah i hate when they bleed on the chain and it gets all stickyyy” and you’re like huh?? and he just keeps going like “and they always scream when you bring out the rack” and you’re like hey do you work in a medieval dungeon what do you do? “oh i just do maintenance” and dodges the question every time but one time you were driving near his apartment and you saw him getting out of his car and he still had the executioner hood on and he was dragging a morningstar behind him across the pavement and it was making this horrible grinding sound loud as fuckkkkkk
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you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl
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Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re
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Toadbert's Tonic for Fit Frog Form.
(Toadbert was inspired by @dickwad-666!)
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