#hahahaha that said... my immediate reaction was 'OH NO'

[brown-little-robin]

I feel like I should tell you that thanks to your 'trigun posting late at night' I've started watching Trigun Stampede. Only watched episode one so far, but I love Vash. He's so ridiculous and nice - ridiculously nice even.

Wow! Uh! Welcome to the Vash Enjoyers Club!! he truly is a six billion double dollar man, huh!!!

'ridiculous and nice - ridiculously nice even' YEAH. a sip of sweet cool water in the midst of that horrible desert planet, isn't he? :)

If you ever want to talk Trigun, I'm gnawing on it like a bone always!! Glad to have more people to chew it over with!

[mreowsu]

stream saga: wilr dift / bllk x reader

(yes, it is intentionally spelled like that)

the chat was on fire even before the loading screen disappeared. you and nagi had just booted up wilr dift, the two of you roped into streaming again after the infamous blue lock players’ umong as disaster™. your audience had begged for more content, and despite the entertainment, only a few—namely nagi and you—were skilled gamers. the rest of the team was great at making the content lively, but when it came to competitive games, the others were a little out of their depth. wilr dift was a different beast entirely, and after being bombarded with requests, somehow, this turned into a duo-only session, just you and nagi playing a high-stakes moba with the usual no face cam—just gameplay and mics.

“why are we doing this again?” you groaned, fiddling with your rune setup.

“because they wouldn’t stop spamming,” nagi said lazily, his voice coming through the mic as smooth as ever. “and ‘cause you’re the only one who doesn’t suck at this.”

your champion loaded into the map. the audience immediately bombarded the chat with: 

@ whatusername: CARRY US Y/NNNNN

@ numba10: NAGI SLEEP STREAM PART 2 WHEN???

“alright, alright, settle down,” you said, squinting at the minimap. “listen, y’all. we’re about to absolutely dominate. or... nagi will, and i’ll just make sure i don’t feed the enemy team too hard.”

nagi hummed, already last-hitting minions on his lane. “don’t die. it’s a pain to carry when you’re dead.”

“wow, thanks for the motivational speech, coach,” you shot back.

the early game was going well—until it wasn’t.

you were chasing an enemy mid-laner with blood in your eyes. they were one hit away, but before your cooldowns refreshed, their jungler popped out of a bush, effectively dooming you.

“OH, COME ON!” you shouted, the game blasting a triumphant ‘you have been slain.’

The chat exploded.

@ whatusername: HAHAHAHA Y/N NOOOOO

@ leaguegodszssdss: BUSH GAP 😭

@ nagidrider: BAITED LMAOOO

“bruh,” you deadpanned. “i was about to clap that mid-laner, their stupid jungler had no business being there.”

“should’ve warded,” nagi said nonchalantly, already making his way to your lane.

“I DID WARD! they’re just..! unemployed!!”

@ nagidrider: cope 💀

@ shiftkeyboard2: Git gud

the chat spammed as you prepared to respawn. meanwhile, nagi’s champion slid into your lane with eerie calm, taking down both your killer and the mid-laner with mechanical precision.

‘double kill.’

“thanks for avenging me, i guess,” you muttered.

“try not to do that again.” nagi replied, focused on farming. “respawning takes forever… such a hassle.”

“oh, sorry, mr. perfect gamer,” you snapped, the sarcasm dripping. “not all of us are born with god-tier reaction times and the patience to farm for ten minutes straight.”

@ kdaheartsteelluvr: Peak banter stream

@ uknowhoitiz: at it againnn

the chat was filled to the brim—and then it happened

a wild ‘cashflowtalksss’ appeared in the chat.

@ cashflowtalksss: mid gap 💀

the chat instantly imploded.

@ boomshakalaka: OMG IS THAT REO??

@ YESSSGAAWDD: HELP reo’s a gamer now??

@ omega: DOES THIS MEAN NAGI’S GONNA DUO WITH REO NEXT STREAM?!

you blinked, reading the comment outloud before bellowing into the mic. “GET THE HELL OFF MY STREAM, REO. I’M SERIOUS.”

it was very reminiscent of that kevin hart and dwayne johnson interaction, and the chat picked up on it immediately.

@ cani: LMAOOOO WENT FULL KEVIN

@ putmybawls: SO MAD HAHAHAHA

@ inurjaws: NAH REO WINS THIS ROUND EZ

nagi chuckled softly, clearly amused. “that’s reo for you.”

“don’t defend him,” you hissed, back on your lane and fuming. “you’re supposed to be on my side.”

“eh, he’s not wrong.”

you gasped, ready to start a tirade, but nagi interrupted. “enemy jungler’s coming your way again.”

“WHAT?!” you shrieked, scrambling to retreat.

sure enough, the enemy jungler ambushed you again, and once more, you got obliterated. the chat was losing its collective mind.

‘you have been slain.’

“are you serious right now?” your exasperated voice rang out through the mic as the banner flashed across the screen for what felt like the hundredth time. “who the hell even plays malphite jungle? actual freak behavior.”

nagi’s monotone hum came through, calm as ever. “tough game, huh?”

you could practically hear the smirk in his voice. he was chilling, of course, with an absurd 12/0/9 kda, farming kills like it was second nature while you were out here struggling just to exist.

“tough isn’t the word, nagi,” you grumbled, clicking to respawn. “it’s impossible. they’ve got it out for me. chat, back me up here.”

@ nagis3rdpillow: nah they’re hard focusing y/n fr

@ y/n_defender: malphite jungle is an actual hate crime??

@ sae4ever: just play better lol

“okay, sae4ever, i see you,” you muttered, squinting at the chat. “play better? how about you log on and carry this game for me, huh? thought so. stay quiet.”

nagi chuckled lightly, his focus still on the game. “don’t stress. i’ll carry us, as always.”

“gee, thanks, mr. twelve-zero-nine,” you deadpanned, watching him casually solo their top laner and take the turret without breaking a sweat. “just keep farming kills, king. i’ll handle… whatever this is.”

you respawned, determined this time to turn the tide. your hands flew over the controls, and you pinged your lane aggressively. “that’s it. i’m done playing nice. you wanna mess with me, malphite? huh? huh?! let’s go!”

as if on cue, malphite showed up in your lane again, but this time, you were ready. your combo was clean, your movements sharper. you weaved in and out of his abilities, and just when he thought he could ult you, nagi appeared in your lane like a ghost, instantly avenging you.

“good timing,” you muttered, your eyes still glued to the screen.

“you had it,” nagi replied nonchalantly, though the kill announcement on his side said otherwise.

you grinned, blood pumping now as your streak began to climb. another enemy approached—an adc this time. your fingers flew across the screen as you obliterated their health bar, the kill sound ringing sweetly in your ears.

“you’re tryin’ to fight us, huh? huh? huh?!” you barked into the mic, adrenaline taking over. “you think you can kill me?! you think you can shut me down?? think again!”

the chat exploded.

@ malphite_supremacy: oh my god they’re unhinged

@ nagisleeping: y/n popping off let’s GOOOO

@ rinfourtheyelash: malphite regrets everything rn

“yo, calm down,” nagi muttered, though you could hear the smile in his voice.

“calm down? calm down? nagi, did you not see that? i’m a GOD right now.”

“you’re something, alright,” he replied, effortlessly taking dragon as you ranted.

just as you were about to bask in your moment of glory, a new name appeared in the chat:

@ rin_itsh: You’re not a god. Just lucky.

you froze. “oh, no.”

the chat exploded.

@ onemcfloat: IS THAT RIN??

@ onesundae: not even here to support, just roasting lmao

@ yumburger: RIN COMMENTED??? LMAO

“what the hell are you doing here, rin?” you snapped, leaning closer to your mic like you were ready to throw hands through the screen. “don’t you have better things to do than lurk in my stream?”

nagi, ever the instigator, chimed in without even glancing your way. “he’s not wrong, though. you’ve died, like, five times already.”

“don’t you start too.” you groaned.

rin’s comment reappeared.

@ rin_itsh: Skill issue. Carry on.

you gritted your teeth, glaring at the chat like he could feel your annoyance. “i swear if i ever catch you in a match, rin, it’s on sight. i don’t care if you’re blue lock’s star player, you’ll be dead to me.”

nagi sighed, leaning back in his chair as he casually got another pentakill. “should i mute chat?”

“no,” you said quickly, your grin betraying your frustration. “the drama’s good for the viewers.”

the chat erupted again, spamming variations of "L y/n" and "rin supremacy." you could practically feel your blood pressure rising.

before you could form a retort, another familiar name joined the chaos.

@ dribblefiend: who’s feeding? 👀

you groaned audibly. “bachira, don’t you dare—”

@ dribblefiend: looks like i came just in time

the chat was eating it up.

“bachira, get out,” you said, exasperated.

@ dribblefiend: nah i’m staying

@ dribblefiend: nagi, how’s it feel carrying?

“it’s fine,” nagi said casually, eyes still glued to the screen. “i’m used to it.”

you spun toward him, mouth agape. “excuse me?!”

just as you were about to give him an earful, the final nail in the coffin came when isagi chimed in.

@ offsidegenius: i thought we were bad at this game, but wow, y/n, you’re really setting new records

“isagi, i swear to god!” you yelled into the mic, your character dying yet again on the screen. the chat erupted into a sea of crying emojis and spam messages.

nagi sighed, his voice calm despite the chaos. “focus. your lane’s a mess without you.”

“maybe it wouldn’t be a mess if my so-called friends weren’t distracting me!” you snapped, though your tone was tinged with exasperated laughter.

@ rin_itsh: Coping and seething.

@ dribblefiend: bro is totally tilted now

@ cashflowtalksss: this is comedy gold

‘you have been slain.’

the voiceover taunted once again, flashing across your screen as you stared at your clocked champion.

“i hate this game,” you deadpanned into the mic, your soul clearly leaving your body. “actually, i hate my life. what did i do in a past life to deserve being focus-targeted? like, is this karma? nagi, is this karma?”

“hmm,” nagi hummed lazily, clearly more focused on his now 18/0 kda than your existential crisis. “maybe you were, like, a mosquito in your past life. annoying everyone.”

“thanks for the vote of confidence, teammate,” you muttered, staring at the respawn timer like it personally wronged you.

meanwhile, nagi’s monotone commentary droned in your ears, “i’ll clear their jungle real quick. just don’t feed again.”

“don’t feed again? oh, i’m sorry, mr. pentakill, but i’d like to see you survive a 1v5 with their entire team breathing down your neck!”

chat, of course, was living for your misery.

@ y/n_defender: rip y/n, 2025-2025

@ malphite_luvr: nagi hard carrying while y/n malds—peak content

@ pls_stop_screaming: turn down your mic for the love of god

“chat, don’t even start with me,” you warned, but your voice cracked as you adjusted your build, clicking back into the game. “i’m about to make the greatest comeback in history, and all of you are gonna eat your words.”

respawning at last, you rushed back to your lane, fully prepared to get revenge. the enemy adc appeared on your screen, and without hesitation, you dove in, spamming your abilities like your life depended on it.

“you’re trying to fight me, huh?! huh?!” you screamed into the mic, your voice reaching frequencies that could probably shatter glass. “YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL ME?? THINK AGAIN!”

nagi, calmly farming, deadpanned, “you’re gonna overextend.”

“shut up, nagi! i know what i’m doing!”

a second later, the enemy jungler appeared out of nowhere, ulting you into oblivion.

‘you have been slain.’

your scream pierced the heavens, loud enough to make nagi wince.

“NOOO! I HAD THEM! THAT WAS A ONE-VERSUS-TWO! THEY WERE CHEATING!”

@ screaming_is_content: why is y/n so LOUD

@ nagicarry: someone nerf y/n’s mic pls

@ malphite_luvr: the adc is probably laughing so hard rn

“you’re so bad at this game,” nagi muttered, finally rotating to your lane. he swooped in, effortlessly wiping out both the adc and the jungler in one clean combo.

“you’re welcome,” he said flatly.

“oh, gee, thanks,” you hissed, still salty. “so glad you could show up after I DIED!”

“better late than never,” nagi replied, clearly unbothered.

then, as if the chaos wasn’t enough, reo came back in the chat:

@ cashflowtalksss: can y/n chill for like two seconds? i can hear them from here.

your rage reignited. “REO, I THOUGHT YOU LEFT THE STREAM?! GO COUNT YOUR MONEY OR SOMETHING!”

chat erupted into pure chaos.

@ y/nnie: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

@ cashflowtalksss: i’m just here to support my teammates <3

@ pls_stop_screaming: y/n is losing it lmaooo

nagi, meanwhile, let out a soft chuckle. “you’re way too loud.”

“don’t you start!” you snapped, your glare piercing at nagi beside you.

as the game went on, your comeback arc finally began. you started landing your combos, getting kills, and—you had to admit—actually contributing to the team for once. by the time the nexus fell, you were grinning like a maniac.

“GG, chat.” you announced triumphantly. “never doubted myself for a second.”

“except for all the times you did,” nagi added, his voice as monotone as ever.

“nagi, shut up.”

© 2025 mreowsu

[everettswritings]

Hi! :) II read your fics but when I tried to reach you out for a fic, your requests were closed, so I've been thinking of a fic of Lee! Pure vanilla cookie and ler! Shadow milk cookie. Can you do this fic? TYSM!

Hello! I can gladly do just that. Also, beware of the spoilers for Beast Yeast episode 7! (Kink/NSFW accounts DNI!)

Atop the Spire of Deceit, Pure Vanilla Cookie was at his knees on the floor. His whole life had been just a lie? He was nothing more than a puppet to Shadow Milk Cookie? That can’t be right! Unfortunately, though, it was and it was hard to understand let alone process. The jester laughed to himself, finding a twinge of amusement in what was tragedy for his opposite.

“Oh, lighten up, ‘Nilla!” He said, getting down to the other cookie’s level, “Everything about this world is nothing more than an elaborate web of lies! What’s so different about this one, hm?”. Pure Vanilla Cookie put his face in his hands, sinking further onto the cold tile floor. Shadow Milk Cookie scoffed, but their gaze had the tiniest sliver of sympathy, “Seriously? THAT’S all I get outta you!? Come on, you’re acting like a child!” They joined Pure Vanilla Cookie on the floor “Yeah, it hurts, big whoop! But that’s reality for ya, my boy! Cookies lie, cookies destroy, they’re apathetic, they’re lazy, they zip up shut when you ask them to do better, that’s reality.”. That wasn’t getting anywhere, either. Sure, the Beast was right about that, the world would always be packed with cookies that made it no better, but is it always good to think about? Should one really let themselves get caught up in that “elaborate web of lies”?

There was a beat of silence, spare a couple irritated noises from Shadow Milk Cookie. Seriously! Where’s the drama? Where’s the big, explosive reaction? Miseries and tragedies are by far the least comedic genres! All he saw whenever he looked back at the little hero was just… nothing. But also, maybe sometime locked deep away in distant memories, Shadow Milk Cookie felt the same way once upon a time. Even when he was the Fount of Knowledge, it wasn’t easy; cookies turned away from him to believe their little lies, they would even tell those lies to his face, and at one point it felt like his whole existence was a lie. Oh, curse you, emotions! Always getting in the way of the funnies! The jester stood up once more and started to nudge at Pure Vanilla Cookie with his foot, like when you try to move a stubborn house pet out of the way.

“Come on! Do something!” They jeered, continuing with nudging. Finally… there was something! Pure Vanilla Cookie let out a small laugh and reflexively tried to move away. Shadow Milk Cookie found themself grinning again “Oh? What’s so funny, my boy?”, nudge, nudge. Pure Vanilla Cookie laughed again and actually moved. They continued this little game of cat and mouse for a minute, at least it was something!

“Stop it.” Pure Vanilla Cookie finally said, his voice just the tiniest bit lighter, “I’m not in the mood.”. “Not in the mood for what?” Shadow Milk Cookie asked, getting back down on the floor, “Don’t tell me that tickled!”. The beast could see Pure Vanilla Cookie tensing up a little bit and grinned, this was about to get far more fun! “Don’t worry, I’m not gonna play too rough!” He giggled, pouncing on the other cookie and immediately scribbling all over his sides. Pure Vanilla Cookie was caught off guard; “Pa- Phahahahaha! Hahahahaha! Hahaha- s-stop! Quit it!” He laughed, trying to move away from his adversary(to no success). “Maybe not the exact reaction I wanted, but I’ll take what I can get!” The jester sung as Pure Vanilla Cookie kept laughing, “Don’t- hahahaha! Hahahahaha!” He tried to protest “Hahahaha! Hahaha!” He gave up pretty shortly, he was already overcome by the giggles. Shadow Milk Cookie’s grin turned up even wider and started shifting between spots, finding a nice path to travel; first he would climb all the way up Mount Tummy, go through the Great Rib Maze, explore Cave Armpits, and then slide all the way back down to the Side Foothills to start again! It was a game in a way, one that was fun for him but not for Pure Vanilla Cookie. Oh, and of course he had to announce every move!

“Look out, avalanche!” The jester exclaimed, dragging their nimble fingers all the way back down to Pure Vanilla Cookie’s sides. The hero’s voice cracked uncharacteristically, “HahahaHAHAHAA!”, it sounded like a bird that just got the wind knocked out of it. “Ugh, lost again! Maybe I need to retrace my steps?” They said, tracing through the path they had already gone over in the maze. Pure Vanilla Cookie felt like he was losing it! He was wheezing, his voice kept cracking, and this was the hardest he had ever laughed in years! Though, funnily enough, it actually didn’t feel that bad. Sure, his lungs were burning higher than a volcano and his throat was beginning to feel a little dry, but for once he couldn’t think of anything- much less the world-shattering revelation from earlier. Even still, it’s not like he could get much of a word in right now. Shadow Milk Cookie’s hands finally paused, “Aw, don’t tell me you’re already done playing! You look like you’re about to start crying.” They pouted. Pure Vanilla Cookie nodded. “Okay, okay! I’m not going to give you such an undignified end… yet.” They finally got off and let Pure Vanilla Cookie breathe, which he gratefully did.

“Y’know, I may be evil, but I’m not ALL that bad!” Shadow Milk Cookie said after letting the old man catch his breath, of course, “Sure, all of your life was a lie that I constructed… but I didn’t completely ruin it. I let you have some laughs like what I just demonstrated, didn’t I?”. Pure Vanilla Cookie shook his head, but honestly that reminder didn’t hurt as much as it would’ve earlier, a part of his newfound truth felt lighter- like it had really set him free. Besides, that little spark of sympathy didn’t go unnoticed! Truth and deceit are two sides of the same coin, but honestly they weren’t really so different- just not in the way one would think. It isn’t just because one can’t exist without the other, but also because together they were knowledge.

And that’s the end! Thanks for the request and thanks for reading. I seriously needed something like this after yesterday, if you know you know. Have a good one and please stay safe 🫶

[yallemagne]

So I finished the first season of X-Men: The Animated Series of course. Highlights?

Episode 1 & 2: Night of the Sentinels

Jubilee's father really fuckin sold her out huh? And holy shit the fucking sentinels. Dog, why did you MAKE THEM SO BIG. I had expected like that they started small and got bigger ones when the X-Men were revealed, but no, without even alerting the nation that they were making these robots, they sent a giant ass robot into a mall to capture one teenager.

Me pointing out "huh Morph is getting a lot of moments here, I like it" followed by them immediately dying. Like damn. They really did that. No wonder the creators backed out of having Thunderbird be in Morph's role, that would have just been insulting. Especially since he probably wouldn't have been brought back.

"Tell Cyclops... I made him a convertible."

Cyclops refuses to apologize for leaving without Morph and Beast but instead offers Logan an opportunity for revenge. It's so them. These petty bastards.

Episode 3: Enter Magneto

Beast... you're so silly. So, Beast refuses a rescue by Magneto (he's imprisoned) because "I'm awaiting a fair trial that will prove my innocence"... girl. You are a giant blue man. So, yeah, another case where Magneto was right.

Sabretooth is such a fake-ass bitch, I love it. So, he shows up at the trial causing a ruckus and gets injured and the X-Men take him in and start treating him like their pathetic little meow meow. This couldn't possibly go wrong.

"Come on, they're gonna kill him!" "Good." *turns around* "WHAT?"

"He's a threat." "He was near death." "Not near enough."

They just keep giving Wolverine all the best lines.

Episode 4: Deadly Reunions

Sabretooth, my poor little meow meow... all you did was a few itty bitty kitty murders... That's what Charles is saying at the start of this episode.

Xavier truly does try to get to the root of Sabretooth's anger with some super therapy, but alas, Sabretooth is just That Bitch. We do know that a competent telepath can temper his anger though, just look at Birdy.

They leave Jubilee alone with him acknowledging full well "this man is more dangerous than Wolverine... have fun babysitting!" He's restrained in a chair growling "let me at 'em" as Senator Kelly is being racist on TV and Jubilee very kindly turns it off and he's like "sowwy I'm twying to be a good boy... 😿" So of course Jubilee sees his restraints are hurting his wrists and releases him to help. Hahahaha. Oh girl.

If this were a show being produced today, I could totally see Sabretooth being accepted by the X-Men because "daww look he's angry just like you Wolverine" being drawn out into a longer arc where he actually gains their trust so it creates a genuine rift in the team... but also maybe he's not that patient for a scheme like that.

(also I know the show probably isn't going with the continuity that they're blood-related, but Wolverine telling them Sabretooth is nothing but trouble and getting hit with "but he's just like you 🥺" is very brother-coded okay?? Anyone who has a terrible older brother can relate.)

"Alright you egg-sucking piece of gutter trash. You always liked pushing around people smaller than you. WELL, I'M SMALLER! TRY PUSHING ME!!" << that's some little brother dialogue.

(… Morph would have listened to Wolverine about Sabretooth. Morph knows the Deep Lore.)

Episode 5: Captive Hearts

Callisto saw Cyclops and immediately said "I'm gonna make him my trophy husband", and while that is a valid reaction, no means no, hun.

They literally establish Storm as the Morlock's future Moses basically with her promising to come back for them when the time is right and they feel safe to breech the surface. And then they gave Magneto that role in '97. Ugh. He has the nerve to say Xavier just left them down there when it was in fact Storm that respected their right to self-determination.

Episode 6: Cold Vengeance

I love every time I see Sabretooth, he's just so silly-looking. No wonder everyone else imprinted on him like "hehe silly orange kitty" he's so BIG. He's incredibly top-heavy, just look at his bazongas.

We got through this with no sacrifice of Inuit life but a sombre sentiment that they'll be abandoning the old ways rather than rebuilding their homes.

Episode 7: Slave Island

Jubilee and Gambit have a nice little dynamic. He's the first person Jubilee used her powers to protect and she does it multiple times. I imagine he's like her cool older brother with street smarts.

No wonder Gambit was suspicious of Genosha in '97. Can't really trust that all is well when the foundation of that place was quite literally built with slavery.

This just makes Magneto's "tsk tsk Charles didn't use his wealth and resources to ship a load of UNWILLING Morlocks to Genosha for their own good" comment in '97 all the more frustrating. Man can be a dumbass.

Anyway--- CABLE CABLE CABLE. My silly little big boy.

Episode 8: The Unstoppable Juggernaut

Juggernaut is such a funny guy. I feel like usually, the big guys don't get to be the wise-cracking type, so this piece of shit was fun to watch.

Also just love Colossus, he's perfect.

Episode 9: The Cure

It's hard to feel bad for Warren when he's literally rich and funding a project that can be easily weaponized to hurt mutants. Sure, he was tricked and wasn't actually funding his "cure", but it would have been awful even if he got what he wanted. Just wear one of those collars for the rest of your life, jackass.

HOW IS NO ONE CHECKING IN ON THIS RESEARCH?? This experimentation on human beings is taking place with no government interference???

Pyro and Avalanche are fucking don't even try to convince me otherwise. Pyro, I don't care where you are from, I'm gonna be so weird about you calling every man you meet “darling”.

Episode 10: Come the Apocalypse

The public will see literally any villain and be like "A RENEGADE MUTANT!!" Like yeah sure I think Apocalypse technically is a mutant?? But like they really just profile all criminals as mutants.

Again, not sorry for you, rich boy.

Poor Rogue, having to absorb all these men's damage.

Episode 11 & 12: Days of Future Past

Bishop is a fucking traitor holy shit. Sure he gets better but damn. Girly was really like "The face-eating jaguars would never eat my face." and then was immediately told he was no longer needed.

"Someone... or something has come back through the time portal." "CHECK PLEASE! TIME PORTAL?"

"You kids better behave yourselves; I'm staying behind to babysit."

"Okay, ROUND BOY. Let's dance."

Wolverine has all the best lines.

Wonder why Mystique specifically chose to impersonate Gambit for the assassination. Perhaps he seemed the most likely? Perhaps a grudge against him for his relationship with Rogue?

Episode 13: The Final Decision

I'm so fucking disappointed that the fate of mutantkind lies in the hands of Senator Kelly because, dog, I wanna shoot him.

When you make a giant racist robot factory and even the giant racist robot factory is smart enough to recognize that mutant rights are human rights and so it resolves to protect humanity by replacing it with robots. Fucking dumbasses.

Honestly makes you wonder what the fuck Trask thought he was doing coming back in the new series. He knew that starting up another Master Mold would inevitably lead to the robots replacing politicians' brains with computers and he DID IT AGAIN ANYWAY.

Seeing Chuck and Magnus working together always warms my heart. And then they go right back to being enemies.

That Mister Sinister teaser at the end was... I'm not gonna say it.

[reijamira]

The Heart Killers Episode 8: Castaway and House of Madness (my reaction)

Argh, man, every damn week it’s the same. I, once again, Iost the battle against my “no spoiler” rule. It’s just so hard to wait 10 hours after the episode aired until I’m finally able to watch it. So what were this week’s spoilers?

The bathtub scene: I thought they both go in at the same time, but it looks like Fadel takes a bath and then Style joins him. Style goes for a kiss, but Fadel turns his head to the side; clearly telling Style no. 

The car bed scene: Apparently they are in a love hotel or something. lol There is a lady with free lube and condoms. 😂 Fadel touches Style’s chin like he did in Style’s garage when he said there will be bruises if Style plays a dirty game with him. Style really does cry but I didn’t learn WHY. Fadel is fighting hard to comfort Style but decides against it. 

Kant and Bison will share lots of kisses that make some beautiful noises. 

I’m not sure about the following spoilers because I just had a super quick look at my Xitter timeline and then closed the app immediately: Style feeds Fadel? Two other guys, apparently a couple, stay with Fadel and Style at the country house. There is a marriage? Marriage hints? And Style hugs Fadel and says, “You own my life. take my cars, my body, my heart. take everything” (Gosh, if this is really in the show, BYE, y’all! I’m not going to survive that.) 

10 hours of painful waiting and avoiding spoilers are over. 

It’s time for me to watch!

My, 1:14 hours. Roughly 5 minutes more than last week. Ty, show! 🙏🫶

Oh, Jeez, 1:27 minutes in, and I’m already giggling at our horny Style and Fadel’s “Seriously? WTF?” expressions. 

I love Style helping Fadel find Bison. He is such a sweet talker and actually good with people. Useful skills. 

Oh god, the crop top! Style looks incredible in them. 

Yes, Fadel, keep lying to yourself. He still is your boyfriend. You didn’t break up with him, technically. 😂 

I adore this lady! Lube and condoms on the house. 👍👍

Oh, Kant is already out of the water. Too bad, I wanted to see Bison rescuing him. 

Kant’s puppy dog eyes are stronger than usual in this episode! Uh, Bison, the hurt and angry vibe suits you, you feral kitten! 

Hahaha, there was only one car bed! I’m really curious about what will make Style cry. That man seems so unfazed by almost everything. 

Was that a Sex Pollen reference? 😂

“Fast. Hard. Furious” Lord, and in Thai, it sounds like Style is PURRING. I can’t! Fadel’s incredulous expression! Brilliant! 🤣

Oh, that was slick, Fadel! I didn’t see that coming! Way to handcuff someone. 

Man, the way they look at each other. You can’t switch off love at will. I hope Fadel can trust Style again. 

Oh, it’s happening! The crying! But…there was no angry shouting that led up to it. 

Oh dear me, I somehow speculated it would be about Style’s dad. I thought he was hurt or something. Awww, my heart! He is the sweetest boy! Thinking about his dad’s well-being after Style died and that he will meet his mother in heaven. My goodness, Style is so adorable! Such a sunshine. What a touching scene. 

Love how Fadel asks if Style is crying. The hesitation in his voice. He doesn’t like it. Ah no, don’t be so cold. Baby is crying! My, he wants to hug, and he doesn’t want to hug him. Argh! That was an emotional scene. Poor Style! And so different from the way I imagined it. I thought Fadel would do or say something that would make Style cry. 

So, Kant spilled the beans (kudos to him for taking the blame all on himself) and told Bison about the blackmailing. And Bison didn’t believe him. Or he doesn’t want to believe him because he is still so hurt and angry. And he is forcing Kant into the ocean again. Right into the arms of his trauma. 

Lol, they are so wholly unprepared for this life on the beach. It really feels like BL Castaway.

TOM HANKS mentioned!! 🤣😂

WILSON mentioned as well! And he is calling Bison that. Hahahaha 

LOL, I like Kant!

See? Just like with Fadel. All talking big about killing their boyfriends, but when said boyfriends get hurt, they are both worried. Can’t tell me that they are able to kill Style and Kant. 

Band aid to make it more hygienic. Yeah, sure. Kant has seen right through this act! 🤣 

I kind of forgot that Kant didn’t know Bison’s parents were murdered. 

Black suits Style. Him wearing black. Does it mean he is still sad? 

Hahaha, that Harry Potter reference took me out! That “psch” sound and the flourish with an imaginary wand. 😂😂 Perfect! 

Style pushed that Jeep (or what’s it called) with Fadel inside all that way? Thing surely weighs two tons. 😂

l can’t with Fadel and Style. They are like an old married couple. lol, shutting Style up with food. 😂

Ahhhhh, that quote from the spoilers I saw. “You own my life. Take my cars, my body, my heart. Take everything.”

So, no hug, but still a beautiful thing to say! And Fadel got the message. 

I take it back. Bison is not unprepared for that beach life. He wants to punish Kant and make him grovel. 

I feel for Kant. But I also can understand Bison. Man, the puppy dog eyes again. Can’t stay mad at someone with such lovely eyes. 

Oh shit. He says the safe word! 😭😭😭 I can’t see these men crying! 😢 

Style being afraid of his little horror movie scenario. 😂 Cannibals. 😂🤣

What is this? These guys? The couple! Hahaha, they are hilarious! 

They are getting married. But the one guy made the other fall for him and then betrayed him. lol Fadel’s side glance at Style. 😂

What is this? lol There is a wedding? 😂 Style marries them? Oh my lord! Please, that is the second time marriage is mentioned on this show. Let Fadel and Style and Kant and Bison get married, too! 

Oh loooooordddd, the way Popcorn jumps the other guy (Baby?), making him almost drop to his knees, and he had to lean them against a wall for support. I’m wheezing! 😂😂😂😂😭😭🤣🤣🤣 Give me that daddy BL already! 😄😍🥰

Love the way Fadel looks. It’s clear he would like that, too. Marriage, that is. Oh, look what we have here, Fadel smiling. 🫠🫠🫠🫠

Mother is soooo cold and manipulative! I hope she doesn’t hurt our boys! 😭🙏 Keen, get the hell out of there and take your boyfriend with you. 

Nooooo, Kant! You don’t deserve to die! You were blackmailed. That makes a difference. Gosh, Kant’s eyes kill me. So much sadness and honesty. Bison kills me, too. Such anger and pain. All he wants is to be loved. Then Kant’s heartfelt confession and OJFC Bison just crumbles and breaks down. That trembling chin…god! The “you’re not fooling me again?“ 😭😭😭😭 Awwwww, that kiss, with the salty tears and all. I’m crying with them! 😭😭😭 Bison is so hurt. His breakdown feels so raw. Beautiful, touching scene! 

Okay, back to Fadel and Style. Haha, so, that is how Style came to feed Fadel..😍 Ah, Popcorn’s husband is called Jimmy. 

Oh, la la, Fadel is getting worked up. 💀💀 

I love Jimmy and Popcorn! This side story is so crazy but I LOVE it lots! ��🤣 

Oh no, Fadel really gives Style a hard time. I know he has been betrayed before. I hope he can forgive Style somehow. I need them to reconcile. They deserve happiness.

Awwww, Style, you are such a sweetheart, really! 😍🤩🫠

That embrace while dancing. Last time they did that, it was so heartbreaking. Now, there is hope. I love it. 

Uh oh! Whoa! Wait! Popcorn?! What are you doing?? 

Uh, so, no Cannibals then. But a murderer couple? lol 😂 

Fadel can take the sling off? Wasn’t his arm broken? Has it already healed after two days? 

There it is: bathtub scene! 

NOOOO, a cut! 

But, oh, such a sweet scene! There are the kissing noises. 🫠🫠🫠😍

I love that Kant decides to live his life for his own goals once Babe has graduated. 👍 So romantic and soft. I’m happy for them. 

Back to the bathtub scene: Fadel looks so good here! Yes, then don’t argue anymore! 👍

Love the talk! And the footsie nipple teasing. Style seems to have a liking for Fadel’s nipples. 🫠 

“I never fell for you.” No one has ever lied as blatantly as Fadel! And they both know it! Who are you kidding, Fadel? Yes, Style, call him out on that. 

Wonderful scene with Style kissing Fadel’s hurt arm. And such a powerful moment when Fadel just evades the kiss by turning his head. No words needed. Love that Style has a new challenge: make Fadel kiss him again before he dies. 

Well, this was another amazing, gorgeous episode! I LOVE this show so much! Now I want a scene where Style protects Fadel with his body! We know Style will get hurt on his arm. I need Fadel to see just how serious Style is. 

Preview for episode 9:

There is the Fadel protecting Style scene! Yay!!!! 

And Style’s arm is injured! Fadel has to help him walk. What happened? And what happens with Fadel and Style in the water? How should Style prove to Fadel that he really likes him? That guy says and does the sweetest things already! I need to know right now! Dammit! Not another 7 days of painful waiting!! Nooooo! I can’t do this anymore. It’s torture. 💀😱😭

[lynn-tged-posting]

tged webtoon ep 156 spoilers and thoughts below the cut yeah yeah yeah

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I DONT KNOW WHY BUT I THINK THE WAY HE SITS BACK HERE IS REALLY SILLY HEEHEE

also if the panels are slightly blurry uuuuuh no they're not dont worry abt it

ok back to the top bc holy shit this chapter made me crazy again

OF ALL THE CHARACTERS I COULD HAVE EXPECTED A RETURN OF. IT WAS NOT LUPELLAN

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I REALLY THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THAT GUY CAUSE YKNOW. DEAD. BUT HERE WE ARE AHHHH ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER

and ohhh god the restoration of fate kicking in alongside all of this is insane ,, , god it might even happen sooner depending on how quickly they kick their plans into gear ,,, also this guy (forgot his name LMFAO) looks downright terrifying

i wonder how they'll go about it actually,,, especially since alicia has already had a dose of that like, dark magic paranoia poison back when she raided targa's castle. will she be able to combat what their planning,,, do they know she had been poisoned before? probably not, right? ooohhh im so curious to know,,,,,,,

ANYWAY AHH LLOYD AND JAVIER AHHHHHH AAAHHHH

LLOYD GETTING. EMOTIONAL OVER FINALLY BEING CLOSE TO GETTING THE ANSWERS HE NEEDS BUT THEN IMMEDIATELY PUSHING PAST IT GGGHHHRRRRR GGGG IM BITING MY HAND IM BITING MY HAND

he's finally so close . he's so close to being able to permanently protect this place that he loves so dearly . ooohhhghhh hhhhh . he's gotta pursue and continue to the end god im shaking him

AND THEN JAVIER BEING FOND OF HIM

im so sorry i dont have a lot of brilliant things to say im just. KICKING MY FEET ROLLING ON THE FLOOR IM. AAAHHHH my singular Analysis braincell hasn't kicked in yet sorry

sorry okay if i just post panels and scream i wont actually get anywhere but i REALLY liked the oneliners/jokes in this episode specifically got me giggling my ass off

AND LLOYD BEING A FUCKING SCHEMER TOO YOU ASSHOLE /AFF

TOP TIER ACTOR WHAT THE HELLL HAHAHAHA HIS SMUG ASS FACE

i remember seeing a post on twt about the episode preview and it was this left frame of lloyd crying and i was like "WTF FULLY EMOTIONAL MOMENT WITH LLOYD??" BUT NO ITS JUST HIM BEING CONNIVING AS USUAL LMAO

and javier's reaction HAHAHAHAHAHAA

OH ANDNDD AND AND MY FAV PART OF THIS EP

shaking crying at the way they look at each other oh my god . javier fully understanding lloyd . that the outcome lloyd wants isnt just one that benefits himself or the estate, but one that satisfies everyone,,, theyre on the same page they want the same thing a good ending for everyone they love im gonna lose my fucking MARBLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PROTAGONISTS EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

AND AND ANDD THE CALLUSES ON LLOYDS HANDS. IM. SHAKING CRYING AND JAVIER'S EXPRESSION AT HIS HANDS AAHHH AAA

lloyd saying this n that about being pragmatic and yet there's this blatant fucking evidence that he's been working so hard and so long for the most idealistic, best results for the people he cares about and the people he comes across no matter what . "pragmatic" and he's going about things in a long, constructive and taxing process all so that he can fight fate while also saving people instead of realistically accepting the permanence of it . this is so poorly worded but i hope u understand HOW INSANE THIS MAKES MEEE and javier catches this for sure the fucker im shaking him

AND THEIR GOD DAMN HIGH FIVE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"business relationship" I THINK NOT! Y'ALL HIGH FIVE'D!!! AAHHAFDLKJSDFHAHHAHAHAHAHA IM GONNA THROW UP /POS

THIS MADE ME SO FUCKING EMOTIONAL FOR SOME REASON I. GHGHGHHGHGHGHGHH the first high five they share im gonna fall apart into ten billion pieces

i said this on twt but like. if anyone suggests a high five irl i think i'm actually gonna just bawl in front of them i'm so serious llovier is a fucking plague

and their second one about the hellgate was really cute/funny LMFAOOO

this ep had me giggling and wiggling around like a fucking millipede i loved this so much HEHEHEHE

i think this is just abt the beginning of the end of the truth jewel arcs,,, god i wonder what the jewel will say!!! PRAYING that it says fate can be fought bc if it says "lol nah u cant" the devastation and anguish that would follow would be INSANE i wouldnt be able to take it. id stop reading right then and there /j

AND LUPELLAN AND THAT OTHER GUY WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO TO ALICIA OH GODDDD

anyway that's all for now ,,,, i will see u next week, ,,,, or whenever i make my next shitpost,,,,!!!! end post!!!!!!!!!!

[watchingspnagain]

Rewatching I Believe the Children Are Our Future

Welcome to “Itching Powder and Whoopie Cushions and Rubber Chickens, Oh My!: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!

Up today, s5e6: “I Believe the Children Are Our Future.”

People are… dying weird in a… small town, so the boys… go to investigate. (Have we been here before?) Turns out childhood myths and falsehoods (like you can electrocute someone with a joke hand buzzer and your face can freeze that way) are true in this small town—or in part of it anyway. And it’s all because of Jesse, a sweet pre-teen kiddo who has the power to make such things come true—mostly unintentionally. Why? Well, because he’s the antichrist, of course. Sam, Dean, and Cas argue about what to do about him (side trip into Cas getting turned into a plastic action figure), and eventually Jesse decides to leave on his own, to protect his (adoptive) parents. Aaaaand then we never hear about any of this again. It’s fine. It was all really about Sam, afterall.

Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.

 [and we begin:]

Lor:

ew, kid

Mace:

yep gross

Lor:

okay, when I babysat, I turned on as many lights as I thought I would not get made fun of for when the parents got home

Mace:

HAHAHA

omg the dude’s scream

Lor:

LOL

Mace:

you need to see Amber’s body, Bean? CAN DO

Lor:

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mace:

omg boys

Mace:

scratches head

Lor:

she clawed through her SKULL in the time between a ten year old's bedtime and when the parents got home?

Lor:

I bet there's something.... supernatural happening

Lor:

LOL

Mace:

did you…did you just take your sunglasses off when you said that?

Lor:

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA of course you can't deliver a line like that with your sunglasses on. come on, Mace

Mace:

snork! silly me

Mace:

omg Dean with the kid

Lor:

YES

Mace:

OMG BOYS WITH THE GOOGLES

Lor:

you break out those safety goggles, Dean

Lor:

YAAAAAS

Lor:

"That'll do, pig" haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

Mace:

HAHAHAHA

Mace:

OF COURSE HE’S EATING IT

Lor:

of COURSE

Lor:

can't waste good ham

Lor:

don't know when you might eat again

Mace:

uh huh

the dude’s shirt

Mace:

I WANT ONE

Mace:

KISSING VAMPIRE MOVIES

Lor:

LOLOLOL

Lor:

oh man, that melted chicken probably smells TERRIBLE

Mace:

oh yeah gross

Lor:

kid's ready for Pratchett!

Mace:

Look, if the kid doesn’t want the tooth fairy thing, then don’t make her, JFC

Mace:

HA

Lor:

RIGHT?

Mace:

GOOD FOR YOU, KID

Lor:

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Mace:

right?

Lor:

DEAN

Mace:

omg Sam’s FACE

Lor:

YAS

Mace:

how many takes did they need for that I wonder

Mace:

“or you"

Mace:

HAHAHA

Lor:

one. Jensen practiced constantly

Lor:

LOL

Mace:

Now I want a ham sammich

Lor:

"we don't have a fridge!"

Mace:

DEAN WINCHESTER

Lor:

LOLOLOLOLOL

Mace:

Oh, he’s gonna use your razor, Sam

Lor:

"do not use my razor" and his little grin

Mace:

SUITS!!

Lor:

YES

Lor:

nnnnngggg

Lor:

lookit em all snazzy out there in the middle a nothing

Mace:

YEP

Lor:

you did NOT. Dean made it for you

Lor:

"my dad told me different stories" ooof

Mace:

omg Lor, I’m sure he made his own dinner when he was a little older, simmer down

Lor:

hmph

Lor:

SAM'S FACE when he shocked him

YES

Lor:

NNNNG Dean's jewelry

Mace:

OMG is this the antichrist one?

Lor:

YEP

Mace:

the antichrist the show conveniently forgets about, like, immediately after?

Lor:

YEP

Mace:

so weird

Lor:

right?

Lor:

it's such a BIG thing to just be like "eeeh never mind"

Mace:

right?

Mace:

HAHAHAHAH OMG

Lor:

"that wasn't me"

Lor:

OMG CAS

Lor:

"no of course not" no, we're saving that for season 13

Mace:

HA

Lor:

oooooo a Theme. a theme about free will

Mace:

“you didn’t”

Lor:

"you didn't" dang, Cas

Mace:

CAS. NO.

Lor:

i think you mean "be not afraid," Cas

Mace:

HA

Lor:

he's gonna be tough to kiss that way, huh, Dean?

Mace:

snork

Mace:

no, you’re not friends, Dean.

Mace:

just like you’re not cousins...

Lor:

LOLOLOLOLOL

Lor:

so this kid went through his terrible twos and never made the house collapse?

Mace:

right? there are more holes than plot here, but the boys are pretty cute in this one so I’ll let it slide

Lor:

LOL

Lor:

They are awful pretty

Lor:

i think you better go hug your boy

Mace:

aye aye capn

Lor:

"kid, you're awesome"

Lor:

"he's kind of a buddy of mine" oh Dean

Mace:

buddy. sure.

Mace:

omg Sam’s FACE

Lor:

the careful way he sets Cas back down

Mace:

yeah

Lor:

YES

Lor:

jeez lookit Sam's HAIR

Mace:

YES

Mace:

i love that Sam tells the kid he’s not a freak since from experience he knows it hurts to be called that cough*DEAN*cough

Lor:

YES

Lor:

hands you a cough drop

Lor:

this is such a WEIRD episode

Lor:

like is it just here to give Sam the opportunity to think about himself and make the speech?

Mace:

snork

Mace:

yeah, it is

Mace:

yeah, dunno

Mace:

i wonder if they WERE gonna do something more with it and then just…didn’t?

Lor:

it feels WEIGHTY for a MotW ep, but then there's no threads from it at all?

Lor:

yeah, maybe

Mace:

yeah

Lor:

gee, bummer. maybe Dean and Cas should go to a hotel and snuggle about it

Mace:

HA

Mace:

John should have done a LOT of things better, boys

Lor:

DO THEY wish that though? they wanted to live nice normal lives and then one day POOF some angel shows up and is like "Oh, hi, Dean, you're an angel's vessel? Sam, look out, Lucifer wants you"?

Lor:

well THAT is true

Mace:

fair point

Lor:

it absolves John of NOTHING though

Lor:

LOL

Mace:

fair point

Lor:

it absolves John of NOTHING though

[redrawthecolorlessworld]

Photo (very uncreative title, i know)

more mightyfelys based off of the art that i posted earlier lmfaooooo

———

The sound of the door opening didn't faze Amazing Mighty at all. There wasn't a single wave of suspicion crashing within him as his eyes instead fixate on one piece of work paper he needed to sign. Once he heard footsteps coming closer and closer to where he is, he then speaks.

"Came to visit me again, Felys?" He asked, a smile making its way onto his face as he finally glanced over to his beloved. Felys, now standing across from Mighty, simply chuckled. "Now you managed to notice me immediately." He said. It seemed like the God took the human's advice from a few nights ago and started giving himself more breaks in-between his work. In result to that, Amazing Mighty managed to recognize Felys even without looking at him first.

"Psh- shut your mouth, Felys..." Amazing Mighty replied, feeling embarrassment wash over him. Felys shook his head to that, a fond smile on his face as he then scans the items placed on Mighty's table. A stack of paperwork, the device Amazing Mighty usually uses to observe Rhymix from here, a pen, a lot of scattered notes here and there, and—

"...Eh?" Felys quickly picked up the one thing that caught his eye the most; a photograph. Noticing this, Amazing Mighty's face quickly flushed to a darker shade of his skin tone. "A-ah...! Felys!" He exclaimed, but it was too late, Felys already looked at the photo, and immediately, his cheeks go slightly read too.

It was a very old photo that somehow still managed to keep its color. The photo depicts both Amazing Mighty and Felys, both of them looking very happy to the point of being on the verge of tears. They both seemed to be wearing formal attire, and Felys seems to be carrying a bouquet of blue roses.

"...Huh. I never knew you still kept this one wedding photo." Felys finally said, breaking the slightly awkward silence between them. Amazing Mighty sighed. "Yeah, uh, I found it earlier today in my room. I never knew I kept it in there, so I ended up pocketing it and brought it here with me so that I can just...occasionally look at it." He explained, and Felys only hummed in response, before looking back to the photo.

A few seconds passed, and Felys lets out another chuckle. "That day...it was definitely one of my most happiest days." He says, his smile going a little more wider this time. Mighty looked over to the other man, before sighing fondly. "Mhm...definitely mine too."

A comfortable silence arrived to them soon after as they think back to that special day. While Felys got taken away from Mighty mere days afterwards, the days before that tragedy and the days after that wonderful day were ones that always made them happy.

In a sense, maybe Fate did have something to do with this.

Who knows what bullshit Pandora wanted for these two?

Nonetheless, the two then looked into each other's eyes, smiling widely at each other. "Hmm...don't you think if someone were to walk in on us being lovey-dovey with each other like this, they'd have the wanting to gouge their eyes out?" Amazing Mighty asked, and to that, Felys laughed.

"Bahaha! That would honestly be Ms. Paradox and Destonio's reactions."

"Oh! Oh fuck, you're right."

"Hahahaha!"

[having-conniptions]

Love In The Air episode 12 live reaction under the cut (long post)

I can't believe there's only one more episode left after this one (and then I'll move on to The Wedding Plan for their cameos obviously)

Awww Prapai is helping Sky again <3

"I'm not worried" baby you can drop the tsundere act fr

Sky getting startled and then annoyed every time Pai says "ouch" hahahaha

"You've become sillier since I last saw you" lmao

"He's a gentleboy in the streets, but a freak in the sheets" GENTLEBOY LMAO BYE

AAAWWW PRAPAI IS SO LOVESTRUCK (and Sky is being sneaky about how much he loves Pai but Pai notices awwwww)

Hahaha birthday immediately canceled bc baby wanna go shopping

THIS EPISODE IS CALLED WHEN THE SKY SURRENDERS TO THE WIND aaaaa will Sky finally admit his feelings??

Sky is such a sugar baby fr

Sky smiling like an idiot when Prapai is talking about couples t shirts but telling him "I think there's something wrong with your brain" hahahaha god I love him so much my sassy boiii

He's trying his best to be a tsundere

"People will misunderstand that you're my boyfriend" IS HE NOT?? SKY WTF ARE YOU ON ABOUT smh Mr Emotionally Unavailable better make up his mind

"This guy's my wife not my boyfriend" PAI PLEASE I'M WHEEZING

Aaaaa he brought Sky to his place and he's gonna bring him to the party Prapai is so ready to go official but Sky is not

Also can I just say PRAPAI IN THOSE PANTS

PAI'S CONFESSION 😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️ "When you tell me to stay away, I want you to admit that you want me to stay close. Or when you tell me to get bored, I wanna tell you that I won't." It captured their dynamic so perfectly - here's how I see it: Sky still doesn't believe this thing with Prapai is serious and long-term but he still gave in to his own feelings and desires. He doesn't see a point in going official and he can't admit his true feelings, maybe because if they're not together there won't be a breakup when things "inevitably" end and it won't hurt as much? He's trying to keep a bit of a barrier to protect himself while still indulging in this relationship. But Prapai knows what's behind that barrier and he's breaking it down with earnest feelings and a good amount of cheekiness. In conclusion: AAAAAAAAA

I'M GONNA COUNT THIS AS THEIR FIRST REAL ROMANTIC KISS I'm pretty sure this is the first time they kissed without a sexual context or the "excuse" of it being some sort of "payment". It's the first kiss that's honest and open, all cards on the table, no excuses or facades, no (faked) reluctance, just pure earnest emotion.

Not the mic making fart noises during the kiss tho omg talk about ruining the mood lol

Just rewinded... Sky's hopeful look before the kiss is everything 😭❤️😭❤️

"I want you to kiss me too. I want you to like me." HE SAID IT HE GOT OVER HIS TSUNDERE ACT AND ADMITTED IT AAAAAAA I LOVE THIS FOR THEM

I mean of course it was gonna lead to sex but still the kiss was not about that at all. THAT KISS. WAS EVERYTHING. THAT KISS WAS THE REAL VERSION OF THE ONE PRAPAI HAD IMAGINED. ROMANTIC. EARNEST. AAAAA IT WAS PERFECT

Huh I didn't expect them to actually make it to the party after Sky said he could skip morning classes lmao

The little peck aaaa so casual so sweet Sky still isn't used to this but he loves it

Oh no now he's freaking out about his own feelings again NO BABY DON'T OVERTHINK IT YOU WERE DOING AMAZING

Oh no ex-hookups and new boyfriends do not mix

The way Sky immediately forgot about having to pee lmao

Oh no what is he seeing- OH. The ex-hookup. SKY IS ALREADY TRAUMATIZED THIS HAS GOT TO HURT SO MUCH JUST AFTER HE FINALLY GAVE IN FUUUUUCKKKK

Oh no not another flashback NOT ANOTHER FLASHBACK NOT SKY CRYING MY HEART CAN'T TAKE THIS IT'S SHATTERING INTO A MILLION PIECES MY POOR BABY SKY

Meanwhile Pai is actually doing his best to get rid of the random boy clinging to him

Prapai is so smooth even when rejecting someone

Why is Sky not confronting him THEY NEED TO CLEAR THIS UP, COMMUNICATE YOU IDIOTS

"I saw your boy. The one you let me borrow. The one who said he loved you so much" FUCKKKK NOOOOO FUCKKKKKK and I can't believe I called that guy pretty, what a fucking asshole FUCK THE FUCK OFF

Meanwhile Sky is having a fucking breakdown in the car while trying to hide it from Pai

AND NOW HE KEEPS BRUSHING HIM OFF AND MAKING EXCUSES NOT TO SEE HIM THIS FUCKING HURTS SO MUCH DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THIS SHIT HURTS WHAT THE FUCKKKKK

Poor Pai poor Sky my poor babiesssss

Everyone is scared of Prapai lmao

TWO WEEKS????? Christ on a bicycle shoot me now I will never recover from this

And Sky's "I don't even like you" act is back up to 200% AND IT'S FUCKING HEARTBREAKING BECAUSE SKY IS BEING SO FUCKING HURTFUL AND MEAN BELIEVING IT'S JUSTIFIED AND PRAPAI IS HAVING HIS HEART SHATTERED INTO A MILLION PIECES WITH EVERY WORD I CAN'T KEEP WATCHING THIS just the thought of hearing that from someone you love - or saying that to someone you love(d) - freaking KILLS me

At least Pai doesn't really believe it. Though it hurts, he knows in his heart it's not true.

Sig is the fucking MVP

Sky is even gonna move dorms?? MY BABY IS HURTING SO MUCH I CAN'T FVKNG BREATHE OMG THE MEMORIES OF PAI WHEN HE GETS BACK TO HIS OLD DORM

Why did I kinda expect Prapai to be waiting in his room omg THE ANGST I'M GONNA IMPLODE

It's the book with all the notes he took 😭❤️ PROOF to Pai that Sky loves him

Which I guess is good for Pai but rn it's just making things worse for Sky because he still thinks Pai lied to him and used him and now that guy has proof that Sky loved him DID I MENTION THAT THIS HURTS??? BECAUSE IT SURE FUCKING DOES

Omg all of Sky's thoughts during their arc being revealed BUT AT WHAT COST aaaaa why couldn't they just have COMMUNICATED?!?! RIGHT AFTER THE FUCKING PARTY?!?!

"Can you not look for someone else? Can I be the only one for you?" 😭😭😭😭 SKYYYY BABYYYY he really wrote that aaaaa my heart

SKY WAS SO IN LOVE 😭❤️

In Pai's eyes he's proving to Sky there was no reason to break up. In Sky's eyes he's adding insult to injury and humiliating him for being stupid enough to fall for Pai. ARE YOU UNDERSTANDING I WANT TO SCRATCH MY EYES OUT

Ok what I don't like about the love confession is that it happens before they've talked it out so in that moment Sky still feels pathetic for admitting his feelings to a guy who has hurt him and will probably do so again

FINALLY they talked it out. I hope Prapai understands that Sky was not overreacting but actually acting the way anyone with that kind of trauma would act after getting triggered.

"I wonder where you get this idea that I'd get tired of you some day" *panicked look* oh no

But at least Sky is finally talking about it

"You can tell me when you're ready" PRAPAI MY LOVE LEMME GIVE YOU A BIG KISS FOR SAYING THAT MWAH

"Cause love makes me blind" AAAAAAA

Rain's reaction to PrapaiSky dating hahahaha

Sky's reaction to Rain calling Pai shameless ayyyyyy

"Can I kiss you?" PRAPAI DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME RIGHT NOW

Bonus scene: WHY U GOTTA HURT ME LIKE THAT AGAIN --- HE WROTE THAT AFTER THE PARTY???? FUUUUCKKKKKK

[lumine-no-hikari]

Dear Sephiroth: (a letter to a fictional character, because why not) #14

I finally did it. I decided to try to make Korean-style garlic bread!

…Well, sorta, anyway. I am not so much a fan of sugar (blasphemous, I know!), so I made a few substitutions. But the spirit of the item is the same! Here's how it turned out:

I said I would make some garlic bread for ya, and I meant it, so there you go! The fact that I cannot share it with you still hasn't changed (because obviously), so instead I am sharing it with the people in my immediate vicinity. I'll tell you how I did it, though; maybe something good will happen as a result.

You start with 6 medium-ish rolls. You cut 'em into sections and stick 'em in a baking dish lined with parchment paper. You put the parchment paper on so that stuff doesn't stick. Check it out:

You're supposed to fill the spaces with a garlic butter paste. It's supposed to be made of butter, sweetened condensed milk, heavy cream, a few tablespoons of minced garlic, some minced parsley, an egg, and a pinch of salt.

So... there's where I made some substitutions. Sweetened condensed milk didn't seem like it would be pleasant for my body's sensory hardware in this specific context, so I used that mascarpone cheese I mentioned in my last letter instead. And then, instead of using only a few tablespoons of minced garlic, I went ahead and used an entire head of minced garlic (because I'm no coward, haha!). Here's what the gathered ingredients look like:

I do not want garlic bread. I want GARLIC!!!!!!! bread. I want Vlad Dracula himself to be absolutely TERRIFIED of being anywhere near where I am breathing!! Bahahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣

...Oh wait. Do you know who that guy is? I don't know if you got vampire lore over there. Uh. Well, Dracula is a famous character who is a vampire. Vampires are supposedly deathly allergic to garlic for some reason.

Anyway! So you mix together all those things and it's supposed to look like this:

Then you use it to fill in the cut spaces of the rolls, like so:

The next step is to make the cream cheese filling. The recipe calls for cream cheese and sugar, but I swapped out the sugar for some parmesan cheese and garlic powder! Then you divide it into 6 equal sections, and stick it into the middle of the cut rolls. Like this:

After that, you add embellishments! I put on shredded mozzarella cheese, and then sprinkled more parmesan cheese and garlic powder on top of it! Here's the result; I zoomed in a bit so you can see the details:

From here, you just pop it in the oven at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for a while until the cheese gets all melty and golden brown! This is the result:

You might guess that my kitchen smells utterly amazing right now, and you would be absolutely correct! You would also be correct if you were to assume that it tastes as wonderful as it smells! Though I suspect that a human with more normal levels of garlic tolerance (i.e. NOT me! hahaha!) should probably use significantly less garlic than I did!! Ahahahahaha!

...And yes, I can confirm that after eating just one of these, a vampire would be in VERY big trouble if I so much as breathed in its general vicinity, hahahaha! If it were possible to invite Mr. Dracula to my house for tea and cookies (it's not, because he's just a fairytale), I would probably have to wait for several days after making this first so that he doesn't get a violently allergic reaction!

Still just trying to keep busy. Trying to keep the beast that I spoke on before at bay. I've actually got a song for you that is relevant to this. Here:

-------------- Run, run, don't trail behind, keep moving; the beast won't stop 'til we're dead. All the scrapes on our knees will tell you where we've been, where we have bled. Oh we play... ..in autumn days... Won't lay down our heads 'til the day is won. Won't stop running 'til we reach the sun. Chasing all the things that are keeping us young. We won't stop running 'til we reach the sun. Oh, we're building a home with the mud and the stones and the branches we bind. We're all just searching for something bigger than we're all able to find. Oh we play... ..in autumn days... Won't lay down our heads 'til the day is won. Won't stop running 'til we reach the sun. Chasing all the things that are keeping us young. We won't stop running 'til we reach the sun.

We are all creatures of the sunlight. We're all children of the day. We're just chasing what we can't ever get, ever have... Won't lay down our heads until the day is won. Won't stop running 'til we reach the sun. Chasing all the things that are keeping us young. We won't stop running 'til we reach the sun.

All the scrapes on our knees will tell you where we've been, where we have bled... -------------- Remember that you, too, are a child of the sunlight. Please know that you can build for yourself a safe and loving home. Please keep your face turned towards the light, keep running for the sun. And when you fall and scrape your knees while going towards all the places you'll be, I hope you'll tell us about it so that we can respond to your bleeding with comfort and bandages.

You are loved. Please stay safe, if for no reason other than there is garlic bread and people who would make it for you.

Your friend, Lumine

[acourtofthought]

Hello, hello!! Thanks for answering my Tamlin-Vassa question! :D

First, those readers who say that Elain hasn't been nice to Lucien are the same as the characters who expect Elain to be nice just because that's all they expect from her. She's....nice. Feyre and Nesta were openly angry and terrible at their own mates. Why can't Elain be the way she is? Oh because she's Elain and she has to be "nice"? Pleeeease. This is exactly why Rhys said that Elain might be that way because that's what's expected of her. My babygirl Rhys can be an asshole sometimes, but BACK OFF, he's right okay? LMFAO. When he told Az to back the f*** up, I was like I always knew I loved you for a reason Rhysie. SJM uses him many times to express HER own thoughts. That's why they turn out right most of the time.

Second, I think Vassa and Tamlin could be interesting just because Tamlin needs a good whipping. Hahahaha. Vassa might be able to do it. But at the end of the day, I feel like his story ties in with Lucien and Tamlin won't be getting any romance. He might die, who knows? I am pretty neutral with him at this point. He can get a redemption or no redemption, I can deal with it.

Third, I don't think Lucien and Vassa work because they are both associated with fire. Fire and fire do not necessarily work for a harmonious relationship. SJM retconned a lot when she decided that Nesta and Lucien, who are both associated with fire, would not work because they'd probably kill each other. That same reasoning could be applied to Lucien and Vassa. Also, when Lucien tells Feyre about Vassa for the first time, he says that he thinks they'd get along. My immediate reaction was--oh, so he kinda sees Vassa the way he sees Feyre, maybe not as close with that much history, but very much as a friend (Feycien bestfriendship for the win! What do you think about that friendship btw?) or maybe like a sister. When Lucien blushed at the end of ACOWAR, I don't think it was because of Vassa, but because Feyre called him an acolyte, meaning that he, a Fae, was suddenly very pro-human. Lulu has come a long way. Also, the way Lucien calls Jurian and Vassa as "being at each other's throats" sounds very much like TENSION. And Lucien sounded more annoyed about having to deal with their fighting. You know, it amazes me how well Lucien can make friends and get along with so many people. He just manages to transform himself as necessary and it's not fake. It's just who he is.

Finally, yes, my friend accepted all this. The conversation started with her being like aw Elain and Az. By the end of it aka 20 minutes later, she was on my side. It didn't take much convincing because AGAIN, she's just a casual reader.

Thanks for letting me rant!!! And for answering my question! I know I basically asked more in this one but heh. You just answer so fast and you answer so well!

PS. I want Dorian and Manon to get their own novella. I need their HEA. I am a Dorian girl. You? Lorcan, Rowan or Dorian? Also, did you see the new SJM interview from yesterday? It sounds like we should be getting news about CC 3 soon! I want her to get that out already so that we can move on to ACOTAR 5!!! Heh.

Much love! <3

I'm so excited to get a follow up from you!

And I LOVE that you pointed out the hypocrisy for those that were accepting of Nesta and Feyre being cold toward Cassian and Feyre while not being accepting of Elain who was possibly in an even worse position with Lucien considering she was engaged and in love with Graysen (whereas Feyre had chosen to leave Tamlin). Elain is nice but....she deserves to feel what she's feeling for as long as she needs to feel it especially because choosing not to engage with someone that you've never really met before is not actually "mean". No, she's not handling it in the socially polite and appropriate way but she's not going out of her way to insult him or spit venom at him. They have a bond but that doesn't come with a set of rules she has to follow. And so far Lucien hasn't asked, "will you consider our bond?" so it's not like she's refusing to answer direct questions he's asking her.

And I agree. Rhys pulling rank in the POV is a highly debated one but why would he sit there and say, "go for it man!" when Az said nothing about caring for Elain as a person, nothing about being over Mor, and only focused on the fact that his brothers got a bond so why didn't he? Rhys isn't acting like a High Lord, he's acting like a protective older brother (in law) who basically had a buddy tell him he wanted to Hit it and Quit it with his little sister. Taking the political stuff out of the equation, that fact alone was reason enough for him to put his foot down. Rhys had every reason to think Az was just using Elain for a good time since he knew he couldn't have the female he had wanted for centuries.

Hahaha! I love your take on Vassa and Tamlin and I do agree. Because she would be the kind of female who wouldn't let him get away with ANY-THING. Which I kind of think someone like Tamlin needs, the type to match every attempt he makes at exerting control over a situation with their own dominance. But I also see what you see. Tamlin's story will definitely cross with Lucien's and I don't think a Tamlin romance is going to be a focus of that. I think we'll see the mending of their friendship (whether they'll ever be as close, I'm not sure) and Tamlin figuring out what he's going to do in terms of his Court and I think love is just not in the near future for him.

And YES!!! SJM rarely does literal matching of a couples powers. Aelin was Fire and Rowan was Wind, Ice, Lightning. Bryce is the ability to wield Starlight and Hunt is Lightning. They might play off one another like Cassian and Nesta both being a sort of Lord and Lady of War and Death with their individual powers but they still have their differences. Feyre is the exception to that rule because of how she was Made but Vassa being a Firebird and Lucien being a Lord of Flame are too matchy in my opinion. And also what you said. The way Lucien views Vassa is how he seemed to have viewed Feyre and that is not in a romantic way. I feel like when these characters develop new relationships, it almost replaces a similar relationship they had with someone else. Like Nesta. She's always protected Elain but we can see that relationship changing and I think they're headed in different directions. Gwyn is someone Nesta also has this need to protect and holds up on a pedestal (in a similar manner as she did Elain). I think it's a healthier relationship than what she had with Elain but I do notice similarities and it's almost like Gwyn will now fill that spot that Elain vacated but in a different way because Gwyn has been able to prove to Nesta that she's capable on her own.

I don't think Lucien and Feyre will ever have the same friendship they shared in the beginning of the series though I do imagine they'll mend any discomfort that currently exists. But her place is now in the NC and Lucien's is not. So his new "Feyre" seems to be Vassa, doesn't it? And I could easily see Vassa becoming Elain's new Nesta / Feyre. A friend with an extremely bold and slightly abrasive personality but not one who will coddle her as the others did because the sister dynamic (and everything that goes along with growing up together) isn't there. I feel like Feyre and Vassa may have gotten along under different circumstances but I think the fact that they are two "leaders" who seem to expect the other to respect their position as "leader" caused tension for them during their first meeting. Vassa came off as a bit demanding to Feyre and Nesta and I don't think Feyre cared much for that considering she might have felt she deserved to be treated in a higher regard.

Seriously, I feel like I'm loving everything you're saying because I also agree with what you said over Lucien blushing. I don't think it had anything to do with him having feelings for Vassa (which wouldn't make sense considering he's still looking at Elain with longing a year later) but because Feyre is basically calling him out in front of his Mate for expressing positivity about someone and something and YES, the fact that he had such issues with humans in the start of the series and now he's giving them accolades. I actually love his time in the Human Lands for this reason because Elain was the most attached to her humanity and it's going to make him more understanding of what she lost.

And yes again (I'm a broken record at this point), I completely agree that Lucien is a bit exasperated by Jurian and Vassa. Here he was, thinking he was living with two friends and now it's turning into a hate / love trope between Jurian and Vassa and he's starting to feel like a third wheel.

I would love a Dorian novella too! I understand why we didn't get more (it wouldn't have felt realistic in the time frame given but it's still tough when things are left so open ended). I was a huge fan of Lorcan and Elide's story as well so I'm a bit bummed there's was so fade to black.

Thank you again for the additional message, it was really fun going back and forth on these things with you! ❤️

[itsyourchoicedevotionals]

Practice Compassion

“You must catch the troubling foxes, those sly little foxes that hinder our relationship. For they raid our budding vineyard of love to ruin what I’ve planted within you. Will you catch them and remove them for me? We will do it together.” SongOfSolomon 2:15TPT

Relationships are fragile, even within families. They need to be nurtured and cared for with the utmost of attention. I haven’t always known this. Many times I’ve been blunt saying what I thought, giving a piece of my mind— because I was correct……hahahaha. Oh to go back and zip my lip at the appropriate time, instead of blabbing. Everyone probably has felt this way at some point in their history.

Seeing the family relationships and the ensuing hurts is heartbreaking. I humbly bow my knee and thank God for answering prayers, keeping those “little foxes”—could’ve been broken relationships— from breaking.

One mother cries because there’s no peace within her adult children. Often they strike out at her, not wanting anything to do with her anymore, because they feel she favors one over the other. How can you solace someone who hasn’t raised their children to know the Lord, now taking blame for all the unhappiness in the family.

Under my breath I was praying for God’s wisdom. It came in the strangest way. Genesis 4:1NLT “Later Cain suggested to his brother, Abel, "Let's go out into the fields." And while they were there, Cain attacked and killed his brother.” God created Adam and Eve— sinless, wearing His glory as a covering. Adam chose to sin and learned about sin in Genesis 3. Then came God’s grandchildren, Cain and Able. One chose to follow the Lord’s way. But the other chose rebellion to instructions, murder and total severing of relationship with God. If sin so captured the hearts of God’s first children and grandchildren, what makes us think our families will be different?

Love is the only salvation of any relationship. Friendships, blood kinfolk, even marriage relationships can be broken, damaged, severed and lost. I always told my family, ‘friends come and go with age and stages of life. The only relationship which lasts a lifetime is bloodline relationships. That family member will always be your bloodline. Nurture with immediate forgiveness, before being asked, humbly serve a lavish platter of love without remembering hurts or making demands.’ Jesus said it like this, John 13:34NIV “A new command I give you. Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.” Mark 11:25KJV “…when ye stand praying forgive, if ye have ought against any; that your Father also which is in heaven may forgive you your trespasses.” With Paul expounding on what Christ said, Ephesians 4:32 “Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you.”

Society doesn’t track this way. Instead, most people are angry, hating, demanding, selfish, unforgiving and downright sinful. People don’t know how to react to love. Time and again, I’ve offered love just to find the recipient didn’t know how to reciprocate, or react. Their reactions were that of unbelief.

Wouldn’t life be great if we’d all practice compassion, and forgiveness? When a spoken word offends, an action hurts becoming “little foxes” going into the field of relationships, left unchecked they will destroy the vineyard or field. We must attack the “little foxes” with love and forgiveness immediately. Don’t allow them to grow and take over. It’s your choice. You choose.

LET’S PRAY: Lord God help us to choose both forgiveness and love quickly. Help us to overcome natural sinful reactions with purposeful actions according to Your Word, in the name of Jesus Christ I pray.

by Debbie Veilleux Copyright 2023 You have my permission to reblog this devotional for others. Please keep my name with this devotional, as author. Thank you.

[frodo-with-glasses]

More Reading Thoughts: The Scouring of the Shire

YOOOOOO HECK YEAH LET’S GOOOOOOOOO

(Okay so I downloaded Phil Dragash’s reading of this and listened to it on the longest plane flight of my trip and may or may not have made a total fool of myself grinning at it throughout LOLOL)

(But I didn’t have time to write my reactions to it until now so here we go)

“On the further side of the river they could see that some new houses had been built…all very gloomy and un-Shirelike” Uh-oh.

BAHAHAHA the way Sam immediately goes OFF

“SCREW YOU AND YOUR STUPID SIGN TOO”

I love Merry trying to be a diplomat

Frodo like “oh goodness gracious, now what trouble has that Lotho gotten up to with MY house”

(Also that little bit of stealth sass like “well I’m GLAD he’s not calling himself a Baggins anymore, I can pretend I’m not associated with him”)

Merry be like “Fine, if you won’t open this gate, I’LL OPEN IT FOR MYSELF”

YO WHAAAAAT?? BILL FERNY?????

I mean I can’t say that I’m happy to see him but also it’s kinda fun to be this surprised. I’d forgotten all about him being here!

Haha the way he immediately runs away from Merry once he’s challenged tho

“Neat work, Bill!” HAHAHAHA

EAT PONY HOOF, LOSER

GOOD JOB BILL (the pony)

I love the fact that 50% of the hobbits’ intimidation factor comes from the fact that Merry and Pippin are so BigTM (and the other 50% is Swords)

Pippin listening to all this talking like “heck, I’m tired and wet and I don’t have time for this, just let me sleep in a shack if you want” is such a mood

Also Pippin tearing down the rule lists LOL

Sam has had it up to HERE with this nonsense

Me, at all the burning going on: “Uh-oh.”

“Looking both important and rather scared” Heehee X-D

“‘What’s all this?’ said Frodo, feeling inclined to laugh.” Me too, Frodo!

“Calling your Chief Names, Wishing to punch his Pimply Face, and Thinking you Shirriffs look a lot of Tom-fools.” OKAY SAM GO OFF LOLOL

OKAY SO at this point in the audiobook Mr. Dragash had the most BRILLIANT reading for this line:

“To the discomfiture of the Shirriffs Frodo and his companions all… [dramatic pause, then raucous laughter erupts in the background] …roared with laughter.”

I LOVE IT SO MUCH IT’S SO PERFECT AHAHAHA

He also had a great reading for this part:

The sheriff, shouting after them, insistent but nervous: “But don’t forget! I’ve arrested you!” Frodo, with the softest voice ever: “I won’t. Never. But I may forgive you.”

Sam has a friend! :-D

I mean I’m sorry that this is the way we find it out but he has!! A buddy!!

Now I’m sure “cock-robin” must have had a different meaning in Tolkien’s time…

“If I hear not allowed much oftener, I’m going to get angry.” Same, Sam.

Eeeew the table hasn’t been scrubbed for WEEKS?? I can only imagine it looking like the underside of a restaurant table, months-old crusty chewing gum stuck on it and all. Blergh 🤮

LOLOL “They would have started earlier, only the delay so plainly annoyed the sheriff-leader”

Our four hobbits have come back from their adventure so delightfully full of SassTM

My word, if I keep pointing out every funny thing that happens here I’ll be writing down the whole chapter. Look at the hobbits hustling the sheriffs who were supposed to be “arresting” them!

NOW WHO’S ARRESTED WHO INDEED 🤣🤣

For someone who’s supposed to be arrested, it sure looks like Merry is the one who’s in charge :-3

And all the sheriffs like “WE GIVE UP” and the hobbits like “okay :-D”

ROBIN WAS ONE OF THE SHERIFFS THAT THEY WERE MESSING WITH OH NO 🤣🤣

“We shall break a good many things yet, and not ask you to answer. Good luck to you!” OKAY PIPPIN GO OFF

(......This is getting very long so I’m gonna put the rest under a read-more)

Nooooo look what they’ve done to Hobbiton D-8

This whole conversation is so tense. I find myself wanting to cheer on the hobbits’ comebacks, but the ruffian here always gets the upper hand in the next line…

DON’T SNAP YOUR FINGERS IN FRODO’S FACE!! Heckin’ RUDE! Only the Sackville-Bagginses have ever done that, and that’s BEFORE Frodo saved the world! D-:<

HECK YES, PIPPIN!! TELL ‘EM!!

“Down on your knees in the road and ask pardon, or I will set this troll’s bane in you!” >8-D Friendly reminder that Pippin stabbed a troll in the gut to sAVE BEREGOND— *is slapped*

The fact that Pippin, Merry and Sam immediately jump to Frodo’s defense, but Frodo does not. That says so much about their friendship, and about Frodo, and how they all see themselves and their roles in this story…and it’s so sad that Frodo hangs back, not even willing to defend himself…

But also how bad*ss is that, letting your three armed friends charge to your defense while you just sit there impassively?? It’s like the “cool guys don’t look at explosions” trope.

Pippin has exactly the childish drive for revenge that you’d think he would, but Frodo sees the reality of the situation and knows Lotho has been played as a puppet and is now a prisoner to his own schemes. Good stuff.

Frodo: “Violence isn’t the answer.” Merry: “You’re right. It’s the question, and the answer is yes.”

MERRY’S SPEECH HERE YESSSS

(The way the music swelled here in Dragash’s audiobook was so good ahahaha)

“Come on! I am going to blow the horn of Rohan, and give them all some music they have never heard before.”

OH.

HECK.

YEEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! >8-D

(And this was the part of the audiobook where I grinned like an idiot and clapped my hands and bounced a little in my seat and probably confused the guy in the seat next to me LOLOL)

Sam HIMSELF wants to turn back for the horn call!! And so does Bill! Aaaaahhh!!

AWAKE! AWAKE! FEAR, FIRE, FOES! AWAKE!!

This was so well foreshadowed by the Ringwraiths in Buckland at the beginning of the book I cannot bELIEVE—!!

TOLKIEN YOU GENIUS

(Writer Brain is just buzzing with this right now, sorry, LOL)

“And your face is no worse than it was, Sam.” Is Farmer Cotton calling Sam ugly?? 🤣🤣 He’s roasting his future son-in-law LOLOL I love him already

Even Farmer Cotton ships Sam and Rosie ROFL

Rosie just asked why you left Mister Frodo! What do you do??

>Tell her you love her

>Run away

Sam ran away! (What a mood)

I love that they built the fire just for fun and because it’s against the rules, LOL! A fire is exactly the thing that would cheer me up too!!

I assume Robin was one of the sheriffs that took off his feather and joined in the revolt :-D

Merry like, “See, Frodo?? Violence!!”

“Good for the Tooks!” HECK YEAH

“I’ll bring you an army of Tooks in the morning!” HECK YEAH!!

It’s so sweet of Frodo to be like “I still don’t want anyone to die” but also still turning the logistics over to Merry’ cause he’s The Plan Guy

What have I said all along?? Merry is the Smart One :-D

FARMER COTTON JUST SITTING BY THE FIRE

WAITING FOR THEM TO COME

Okay Sam’s father-in-law is heckin’ BAD*SS I LOVE HIM

This is literally “put down your weapons, I’ve got a sniper with a bead on you”

“He aimed a savage blow at Merry who stood in his way. He fell dead with four arrows in him.” YOOOOOOOOO!!

I like to think Merry didn’t even flinch. Just like…watched him keel over dead. HECK.

I love how bad*ss all the hobbits get to be in this chapter ahahaha

Aaaaand all the others give up. Nice >:-D

Aww, Farmer Cotton and the Gaffer are friends! And Cotton would have housed the Gaffer himself if he could have!! I love how sweet they all are to each other ^-^

HA! Okay, Lobelia, that’s pretty cool, I admit. Maybe you’re all right after all. ;-P

The Gaffer just telling Frodo off for leaving 🤣🤣 And Frodo politely apologizing!! Because even though the Gaffer’s problems are small in comparison to everything else happening in the world, they’re still important! I’m love

AAAAAHHHHH FRODO GASSING UP SAM IN FRONT OF HIS DAD AND ROSIE AND EVERYBODY 8-D 8-D 8-D

This is so stinkin’ cute. Lookit my silver-tongued Baggins using his Words of Affirmation again! It’s the least he can do to repay Sam for all he’s done, but I think it’s the thing that means the most to Sam.

Frodo: “Indeed, if you will believe it, he’s now one of the most famous people in all the lands, and they are making songs about his deeds from here to the Sea and beyond the Great River!” Sam: 😳😅☺️ Rosie: 😲😍🥰 The Gaffer: “Sounds fake but okay”

THE TOOKS ARE HEREEEEE

I frickin’ love the “lure them into a trap and surround them with hobbits” tactic. You never think hobbits can be scary until there are A LOT OF THEM VERY SUDDENLY

I also think this is a fun use of the hobbits’ canonical superpower of staying hidden in plain sight.

HECK YEAHHHHH MERRY LET’S GO

Seventy ruffians dead, and only nineteen hobbits on the other. As casualties go, that’s not bad! Sad that any hobbits died at all, of course, but it’s a relatively clean victory.

Also the book gets Very Historical for a moment and I think that’s Very Funny

Heck yeah Cottons!

HECK YEAH MERRY AND PIPPIN!!

And Frodo does his part by protecting the ruffians who surrendered! The pacifist has a role to play. :-D

Noooo, look what they’ve done to Bag End!! D-8

NOOOOOO THE PARTY TREEEEE 😭😭😭

ME TOO, SAM, UWAAAAAHHH—

(Ted Sandyman accidentally foreshadowing Sam going over the Sea??)

Frodo is very right. If more hobbits are like Ted, the Shire is in real trouble. Worse is the enemy within than the enemy from without. :-/

“Save your breath! I’ve a better.” HAHAHA YES MERRY LET’S GO

Oh but look what they’ve done to Bag Endddd 😭😭😭

“Yes, this is Mordor.” Thanks, I hate it :-C

“If I had known all the mischief he had caused, I should have stuffed my pouch down Saruman’s throat.” Dude Merry sounded so angry in Phil Dragash’s audiobook here. (Also can’t believe that Merry’s bag has become the running joke that it is LOLOL)

>8-O >8-O >8-O SARUMAN!!

Saruman: “Ah, yes, they called me Sharkey in Isengard! A sign of affection, possibly.” Tolkien, in a footnote: “It was not, in fact, a sign of affection.”

I….do not like….how Saruman casts such aspersions on Gandalf. Nor how his accusations almost seem to have some merit at the moment. “When his tools have done their task he drops them.” That is dangerously close to accurate, or at the moment it feels like it is. Gandalf did leave them, even knowing that things were going wrong in the Shire…

But at the same time, it’s not Gandalf’s job to fix everything himself! The hobbits got to participate in the saving of their world, and they got the honor and the renown and the incredible experiences and the personal growth that comes along with it. Same thing here; they get the opportunity to be the heroes and save their own home. It isn’t easy, but it is good, and it has its own rewards.

“Well, if that’s what you find pleasure in, I pity you.” Frodo couldn’t be more right. Anyone who takes pleasure and comfort in the pain and misery of others is a pitiable person.

Frodo still refuses to kill. His home was defiled…his last comfort stolen…and his honor insulted to his face…and he still refuses to kill Saruman. Holy cow that takes some major strength of character. What an absolute chad.

YO WHAT

SARUMAN TRIED TO STAB FRODO

(And Sam leads the charge to avenge Frodo because Of Course He Does)

AND FRODO STILL WILL NOT KILL

THE ABSOLUTELY CHADDERY OF THIS HOBBIT

Talk about heaping coals on your enemy’s head, bruh. Even Saruman has to respect it.

And Frodo extending the olive branch to Wormtongue. Truly the G.O.A.T.

>8-O

EYOOOO??

WORMTONGUE KILLED LOTHO??

AND MAYBE A T E HIM????

Holy COW this got dark 0_o

(Also Dragash made Wormtongue sound absolutely miserable on that “you told me to; you made me do it”)

Aaaand Saruman is dead

And Wormtongue is dead

Something something Saruman’s spirit looking to the West, from which he came, and where he can never return again, and then being blown away to nothingness…

It really is the saddest thing that the end of the war happens at the door of Bag End. Nowhere is safe. The movies have the hobbits return to an unchanged Shire, realizing that they’re the ones who’ve been changed by their experiences, and they’ll never be able to see home the same way again (which is, I think, analogous to the experience of American Vietnam vets)…..but here in the book, the war comes home, marring the very land that our heroes set out to protect, which is what Tolkien experienced at the end of the Great War. They’re different kinds of tragedy, and they both hurt, but I think this one is just an edge more bitter.

…..Anyway, I loved this chapter! It ends with on a downer note, but the rest of it was a lot of fun. X-P

[mcx7demonbros]

Catholic MC (IV)

Ft. Catholic MC, Lucifer, Mammon, Belphegor, and Luke.

“I was the exchange student before you. After I finished the program, Lucifer imprisoned me here.”

“Y...you were the exchange student before me!?” you were shocked by Belph’s story. You completely didn’t expect that there would be another exchange student before you at all. However, you did know that demons, especially Lucifer, were horrible and they would do many immoral things.

“How can I save you?” you asked Belph.

“You can’t open this door. It was sealed with a special seal, which can only be broken by the combined power of Lucifer and his 6 brothers.” Belph said.

“The combined power of Lucifer and his 6 brothers...but I can’t make them listen to me.”

“You can...you have the power to bend demon according to your will. Make a pact with each of them...make them yours.”

“No, I won’t make a pact with them, I won’t sell my soul.”

Belph was a little bit surprised by your reaction. But he soon understood as he saw the Crucifix around your neck.

“Don’t worry. You don’t have to sell your soul to them.” Belph smirked “It depends in what’s written inside the agreement.”

“B...But...”

“Please, help me. MC, I beg you. You’re my only hope. I’m imprisoned here, I can’t do anything.” 

As you heard Belph’s plea, you sensed something was wrong.

“How did you know all of this?”

“Lucifer told me the method to break the door’s seal when I was trying to break out the first time, to no avail. As for other things, Mammon was very loud, so he unintentionally gave me all the info I needed.”

“Alright.” you knew something was very wrong with Belph, but you chose to believe him for now. “I’ll help you.”

“Thank you very much. I’m in your debt for eternity.” 

“It’s nothing. Don’t say that. It’s only the right thing to do. Oh, do you know which brother I should start with?”

“Mammon, no doubt. He’s a moron. Let’s me tell you his weakness...”

After you left, Belph’s face darkened.

“That Crucifix...I can’t believe that Lucifer chose a beloved child of Father...haha...hahaha, Father, Lucifer, Diavolo, I can’t wait to the expression on your face when I kill MC...hahahaha.” 

💙 💛 🧡 💚 💘 💝 💜

“MC, do you have anything to tell me?” Lucifer asked you the next morning at breakfast. Luke and the other brothers were surprised by this question.

“MC did nothing wrong.” Luke came to your defense immediately.

“I don’t remember asking you, Chihuahua.”

“I’m NOT a chihuahua.”

“I don’t think I have something to tell you.” you said and looked at Lucifer straight in the eye.

“...Very well.”

Lucifer let you go at breakfast. However, as you were ready to leave House of Lamentation, Lucifer whispered to your ear.

“Curiosity killed the cats. Here, curiosity can really get you killed. So focus on surviving this year and return to the Human Realm. You can even use your experiences here to become the advisor for the Pope, if you want.”

💙 💛 🧡 💚 💘 💝 💜

That evening, you entered the kitchen, where, according to Belph, Mammon’s weakness was hidden. As you entered the kitchen, you saw Beelzebub devouring all the food in the fridge.

He’s really is the Avatar of Gluttony. You said to yourself.

“Oh, human, why are you here?” Beel saw you after he finished eating everything.

“I...uh...I need to search the fridge...” you couldn’t lie, still can’t. 

Anyone with a brain would notice your weird wording and would know right away something was wrong. But to Beelzebub, “search the fridge” = “hungry”.

“I understand your feeling, but I already eaten all things inside the fridge.”

“I...it’s ok.”

“Oh right, Lucifer must have hidden a poisoned apple in his desk.” the Avatar of Gluttony hurriedly left in a quest for more food.

After Beel left, you searched inside the freezer. It wasn’t long until you found a frozen credit card.

This must be Goldie. Now I must un-freeze it. Alright let’s put it in the microwave oven.

“Hey, what are you doing in the kitchen, human? Wait, isn’t that my Goldie? Hurry and take it out or it’s gonna be unusable.”

“Oh, sorry.” you stopped the oven and took out the credit card.

“Give Goldie back to me. She’s mine.”

“No, unless you make a pact with me in exchange for this credit card.” you ignored how Mammon treated the credit card like a person. It’s very gross ngl.

“What!? Didn’t you say that you would never make a pact with a demon?” Mammon was shocked because of your change.

“I...I need your power to do something.”

My power? Is it money? Man, this sounds like those greedy men who flaunted themselves as Christians, but used every means to get more wealth. Mammon said to himself.

“Like the Avatar of Greed will make a pact with a puny human like you.” Mammon finally replied “I’m a demon, I can just take Goldie back right now and here, without much effort.”

“I...I will tell Lucifer your unpaid debt with the Emerald Hotel from 1 week ago, the debt with the witch Morgana from 2 weeks ago...”

“Wait...how do you know about them?”

“I have my secret.”

“...Fine, I’ll make a pact with you.” Mammon gave in.

💙 💛 🧡 💚 💘 💝 💜

Mammon took out a goatskin parchment, after writing all the condition on it with a Raven, he gave it to you.

“If you agree with all the condition written in here, sign your full name and give the parchment a drop of your blood.”

After reading carefully what was written, you signed your full name with the Raven, and cut your finger with a small kitchen knife, letting a drop of blood fall on the parchment. You gave it back to Mammon, who hesitantly signed his name and title “Mammon, Avatar of Greed” on the parchment and bit his finger, letting a drop of blood fall on it.

“Arghhhhhh!”

A vehement pain immediately came to you, like you were being burnt by a fire, which you couldn’t stand and had to let out a scream. It was like the forestate of Hell. At first, the pain was all over your body, but soon, only the area around your ribcage was suffering from burn.

“MC, what happened?” Luke was your Guardian Angel, he immediately teleported to your side. “You demon, what have you done to MC!” Luke barked at Mammon.

“It’s the pain a human has to bear when they are imprinted with a pact mark.” Lucifer appeared behind Luke.

“A pact mark...no...MC wouldn’t...” Luke began to cry.

“Yes, they made a pact with me. However, their soul wasn’t involved.” Mammon said and showed Lucifer and Luke the parchment, which had turned bloody red in color.

GENEROSITY

You heard a voice telling you about a Heavenly Virtue, but amidst the pain, you thought that was all hallucinations. 

Finally, the pain subsided. A pact mark was formed on your ribcage. You knew that it wouldn’t go away until the day your body decays in the grave. 

“Mammon, here!” you stood up and gave Mammon his credit card.

“MC, how did you...”

Before Lucifer finished his words, you already fainted. 

MY MASTERLIST

[trashyswitch]

Virgil Learns About Tickling

Virgil had never been tickled before in his life. So when Virgil's side is tickled by Patton, that starts up a whole lesson on bonding and trust.

This fanfic was suggested by Star Anon! I hope you enjoy! And here: *Hands you a kleenex box*

Patton and Virgil were cuddling on the couch. They had been cuddling for a good 20 minutes or so, when Patton had grazed his fingers across Virgil’s side. Naturally, as any person would, Virgil jumped and settled down again. He didn’t think much of it, but Patton noticed the jump.

Now, Virgil had never experienced that feeling before. Living with Remus and Janus, he didn’t experience tickling firsthand. Tickling was seen as a foreign concept to all 3 of them at the time. However, now that Virgil was one with Logan, Patton and Roman, Virgil would eventually come to realize what it is.

But first, he needed an explanation.

Patton grazed his hand across Virgil’s side again, just to test the waters. Virgil jumped again and tried to reach for Patton’s hand. But his hand was long gone.

Finally, Patton gave Virgil’s side a little scratch. Virgil’s reaction was immediate: He let out a fit of giggles with a small smile on his face. But once he realized what he had done, Virgil quickly covered his mouth and slowly looked at Patton. “What are you doing?” Virgil asked. “Tickling you.” Patton replied casually.

“T…Tickling…” Virgil began repeating the word in his head. “What’s…tickling?” Virgil asked, saying the strange word slowly. Patton turned his head to look at Virgil, and immediately noticed the confusion on his face. “You don’t know what tickling is?” Patton asked. Virgil looked at him, with slight fear. “Am…Am I supposed to know?” Virgil asked.

“Well…We’re both part of the same person. I’m certain that you would know what tickling is to some degree.” Patton told him.

Virgil frowned. “A little reminder that I lived with Remus my whole life…” Virgil reminded him.

Patton shuttered at that. “Okay. Fair enough.” Patton replied. “Tickling is where someone touches a spot on the body that makes you laugh. Like the sides, for example.” Patton explained.

“Is…that why I giggled like a toddler when you touched my side?” Virgil asked.

“Yup! That would mean your sides are ticklish!” Patton declared.

Virgil bit his lip. He wasn’t sure how he felt about tickling already. He was embarrassed by his laugh. He didn’t really like to laugh. He liked being happy, but laughing was weird for him. “Would you mind if I tested it out?” Patton asked.

Virgil looked at Patton, who looked eager to try it out. Virgil sighed. “Sure.” He replied.

“Only if you’re comfortable.” Patton told him.

“I’m comfortable. Let’s get it done.” Virgil told him. Patton nodded and smiled, wrapping his hands around Virgil’s sides and gently moving him onto his lap. “Alright. On three!” Patton declared. “Alright.” Virgil replied.

“One…” Patton counted. “Two…Three!” Patton started squeezing and skittering his fingers on Virgil’s sides right as he said the word three.

Virgil curled up right away, and fell into Patton’s chest as giggles spilled out of his mouth. “AAhehehehehehehehe! Thihihihis ihihihis sohoho weihihird!” Virgil reacted. “I know, right?!” Patton responded.

Virgil pulled his knees up to his chest as he fell onto the right side of the couch. Patton let go before he went down, and bursted out laughing. “Yohohou’re so ticklish! I love it!” Patton told him.

Virgil was holding his sides as he continued to giggle. “Ihihi dohon’t know how I feel about this.” Virgil admitted. “It’s fun! All play!” Patton told him. Patton reached his hand over and started tickling his belly next.

Virgil bursted out giggling almost immediately, and wiggled around. “Hehehehehey! Hahahaha! Stahahahahap!” Virgil giggled.

“Oh-...oh…Okay.” Patton replied, stopping his fingers and retreating.

Virgil held onto his belly and pushed himself up. “Are bellies meant to be ticklish?” Virgil asked.

“Most of the time, yes.” Patton replied. “I’ve never met a person who doesn’t have a ticklish belly.” Patton admitted.

Virgil bit his lip and looked away.

Patton noticed something was up. “Are you okay?” Patton asked.

“Is it…weird that I feel butterflies in my stomach?” Virgil asked.

Patton smiled. “No, not at all. It comes with being tickled, for some people.” Patton explained.

“Huh…” Virgil nodded and leaned his head on Patton’s shoulder. “Can you…” Virgil tried to ask.

Patton tilted his head. “Can I what?” Patton asked. “Can you…” Virgil sighed and leaned his head back. “Canyoutickleme?” Virgil asked really fast.

Patton gasped and covered his mouth. “And here I was worried you weren’t gonna like it!” Patton reacted.

Virgil looked at him. “Truth is, I don’t know what to think yet.” Virgil admitted.

Patton shrugged his shoulders and wiggled his fingers. “That’s good enough for me!” Patton declared. Virgil giggled and crashed onto the right side of the couch again. “Dohohon’t wihiggle your fihihingers like thahahat!” Virgil begged. “Awww, what’s wrong? Scared of the tickle monster?” Patton teased.

“Dohohon’t tehehehease eheheither!” Virgil ordered as well.

Patton dropped his jaw in offense. “So I’m not allowed to do anything fun when I’m tickling you?! Unfair!” Patton reacted. Virgil had his face covered by now. “Juhuhust dohoho ihihihit.” Virgil begged.

Patton smiled and skittered both fingers on Virgil’s belly. “My pleasure.” Patton replied.

Virgil giggled and laughed while wiggling and shaking his head. “Stihihihill weihihihird!” Virgil told him.

“You’ll get used to it.” Patton reassured him.

Virgil’s cheeks were quickly going red. He was blushing like mad. “Ihihihi feheheheel hohohot ihihin thehe fahahahace!” Virgil admitted.

Patton lifted him up and gently removed his hands from his face. Patton smiled and moved his bangs out of the way. “You’re blushing. You don’t know what that is either, I’m guessing?” Patton asked. Virgil nodded. “I’ve seen Remus blush…but I didn’t know why he was blushing or where it came from.” Virgil admitted. Patton nodded and gently caressed Virgil’s cheek. “It’s a natural reaction to being embarrassed.” Patton told him.

Virgil nodded and looked away a little bit.

“Are you too embarrassed, Virgil? Do…” Patton paused. “...Do you need me to stop tickling you?” Patton asked. Virgil looked over at him and shook his head. “I don’t feel embarrassed.” Virgil admitted. “Well- I do, but…” Virgil sighed. “I feel fine with being embarrassed.” Virgil explained. Patton nodded and gently lifted his arm up. “There’s another place I wanna try tickling you.” Patton admitted. “Uhhh…Okay.” Virgil replied. Patton smiled, and wiggled his fingers in Virgil’s armpits. Virgil let out a snort and threw his head back with a guffaw. “GAHAA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!” Virgil laughed even harder.

Patton smiled brightly and continued to tickle Virgil. “Kitchy kitchy kitchy koo!” Patton teased. “Who’s a ticklish boy? Who’s a ticklish boy! It’s you!” Patton poked his armpit to show him that the ‘ticklish boy’ was him.

Virgil snorted a few more times and laughed. “IHIHIHIT’S SOHOHOHO TIHIHICKLIHIHIHISH!” Virgil told him.

“I know! I can tell!” Patton reacted.

“YOHOHOU’RE KIHIHILLIHIHIHING MEHEHEHEHE!” Virgil told him.

“No I’m not! If it were Remus, then maaaybe. But this is your pappy Patton we’re talking about! And Patton doesn’t kill people!” Patton told him. “Patton wouldn’t hurt a fly!” Patton added.

“Thahahahat’s truhuhuhuhue.” Virgil admitted. “Now where would you like to be tickled next? The neck? The feet? Or the ribs perhaps~” Patton asked.

“Feet are ticklish spots?” Virgil asked.

Patton nodded. “One of the most popular ticklish spots on the body.” Patton told him.

Virgil nodded and smiled. “I want you to try the ribs.” Virgil told him. Patton smiled and nodded. “I’d be happy to.” Patton told him.

Patton leaned over Virgil’s belly with a smirk. He took in a deep breath and blew a raspberry onto his ribs.

Virgil squealed and bursted out laughing. “NAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” VIrgil bursted out.

Patton started tickling his ribs and skittering up and down the rib cage. “Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle!” Patton teased. “HAHAHAHAHAHA! IHIHIHIT’S TOHOHOHO MUHUHUHUHUCH!” Virgil told him. “I can see that! Somewhere else, maybe?” Patton offered.

“PLEHEHEHEHEASE!” Virgil told him.

“Alright.” Patton replied. Patton moved his hands over to Virgil’s neck and started tickling there. “How’s this?” Patton asked. Virgil giggled and snorted as the back of his neck was tickled. “Ohohohohohokahahahay. Thahahahahat’s behehehetteheher.” Virgil told Patton. Patton smiled and kept scratching and massaging the back of his neck. “Such a ticklish boy. And I never knew! How did I never know that you were ticklish?” Patton asked.

“Hohohow dihihid Ihihi mahahanahage to not knohohow uhuhuntil nohohow?” Virgil asked. “I have no clue myself.” Patton replied. Virgil giggled and let Patton tickle him for a while. The giggles felt the best to him. He seemed to really enjoy giggling his head off. It was now something fun for him. “Hehehehey Pahahahat?” Virgil asked.

“Yes kiddo?” Patton replied.

“Thahahahank yohohohou.” Virgil told him.

“No problem!” Patton replied happily.

Patton tickled Virgil for a little longer before stopping. But now that Virgil had found his favorite thing to do, Virgil grabbed his hand and brought it back up to his neck. “Keheep going, please.” Virgil ordered. Patton happily provided.

[having-conniptions]

Love In The Air episode 13 live reaction under the cut (long post)

FINAL EPISODE AAAAAAAAA (well there's a special episode but this is the official finale)

Hahahaha Sig's beef with the teacher is too good

Awwwww Sky is so in love 🥰

And so is Pai 🥰🥰

Awwwww baby Sky flashback 🥺

Sky smoking for the first time is so realistic until the moment when he doesn't cough his lungs out

Oh nooooo it's a flashback to his first relationship 💀💀💀

Reluctantly watching the horrors unfold

Is that a hickey... or a bruise?

Ok it's a bruise "I fell down the stairs" my ass

ARE THOSE CIGARETTE BURN MARKS ARE YOU SHITTING ME MY POOR BABY

"This is normal for me" FUCK OFF "Can't you endure this much for me" FUCK OFFFFFF

"What's going on? Why are your friends here?" NOOOO I WAS SO GLAD THAT SKY'S ABUSE HADN'T BEEN EXPLICITLY SHOWN BUT INSTEAD CONVEYED THROUGH (still disturbing) FLASHBACK THAT SHOWED HOW HE FELT DO NOT MAKE ME WATCH MY BABY GET HURT

"You're annoying. Boring. I'm bored." WELL I'M GONNA KICK YOUR FUCKING TEETH IN

That fucking lighter sound that keeps going even after Sky wakes up from his nightmare 💀

Whyyyy is "twinkle twinkle little star" playing in the background while Sky calls Prapai and asks him to come over after the nightmare 🤨

Ughhhhh Gun and his friend OF ALL PEOPLE WHY NOW

"I'm here, honey. I'm here." 😭❤️😭❤️

The instant comfort that Pai brings Sky ❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭

The soft kisses with Sky's gorgeous hands always in frame, what a masterpiece 🙏🙏🙏

They are SOOOOOOOOO ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

"My honey's awfully adorable. Will I die from a heart attack?" FOLLOWED BY NUZZLES I THINK I'M THE ONE WHO'S GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK

Oh no Sky is at a race GUN IS GONNA BE THERE FUUUUCKKK

Praying that Pai will fucking deck Gun

I CAN'T WITH PAI CALLING SKY HONEY ALL THE TIME IT'S SO SWEET AAAAHHHH

Hahaha Sky is still shy in public

THE CHEEKY HAND KISS BEFORE RUNNING OFF AAAAAAA

Oh no Sky is gonna go back to the car and he's gonna run into Gun FUCKKKK

THE FUCKING LIGHTER SOUND OH HELL NAW

OH NO NOT THE KEY TO PAI'S ROOM they're really planning to get Sky to Pai's room and- ARGH I'M GONNA KILL THEM the fact that it's his boyfriend's room makes it extra twisted PAI BETTER KICK THEIR ASSES ALL THE WAY TO ALASKA FOR EVEN INTENDING TO DO THAT TO SKY

Love how both Phayu and Pai are immediately super suspicious of those guys

YES SKY STAND UP FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR BF

That manipulative fucking asshole

Concerned bestie Rain ❤️❤️❤️

The guard said what --- as if even one of the guards is in on this entire thing

OH NO AND NOW SKY IS GONNA ASSUME PAI ARRANGED IT FUCK NO I AM NOT OKAY I'M SO SCARED

OH FUCK OH NO OH FUCK HOLD ON STOP NO FUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK

"I'm very curious why P'Pai readily gave him to you" HE DID NOT-- LISTEN TO ME SKY PAI DID NOT GIVE YOU TO ANYONE PAI WOULD NEVER

Am I a little sensitive to the whole "trust issues" topic. YES. I won't be surprised if Sky never trusts anyone ever again WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK

AND HE'S FRAMING IT AS IF PAI DOESN'T WANT SKY ANYMORE BECAUSE OF WHAT GUN AND HIS FRIENDS DID TO SKY?????? THIS IS JUST GETTING WORSE AND WORSE AND I'M FUCKING FURIOUS

Detective Pai figuring out that Rain didn't take Sky to his dorm because Rain got back so quickly 🔥🔥🔥 go save your boyfriend NOW

Yeeeeesssss Rain and Phayu are coming with him 🔥🔥🔥

YEEEEES PAI HAS STARTED THROWING PUNCHES AAAAAAAA 🔥🔥🔥

"Your boyfriend started it" SKY DID NOT "You know he used to date Gun." PAI DID NOT

LOVE how Rain casually cuts in putting that asswipe in his place

Meanwhile Sky is (understandably) dissociating

Pai barely containing all his hurt and rage when Sky breaks down... aaaaaaa

YESSSSSS HE PUNCHED GUN SO HARD HE FELL ON HIS ASS

Angry/protective Phayu is scary but like in a really cool way 👀

DID PAI JUST RIP OUT GUN'S EYEBROW PIERCING BEFORE PRETTY MUCH BASHING HIS FACE IN? In this case I'm all for violence 🔥🔥🔥

Rain trying to get through to a still dissociating Sky 😭😭😭

PAI CRYING AS HE TELLS SKY TO CRY AS MUCH AS HE NEEDS BC HE'S HERE TO WIPE AWAY HIS TEARS 😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️

Literally begging him to cry and finally let it all out 😭😭

And Sky's spaced-out "why are you crying, P'Pai?" I'M GONNA FUCKING EXPLODE INTO A FOUNTAIN OF TEARS I LOVE SKY SO MUCH HOW CAN ANYONE EVER HURT MY POOR BABY

Phenomenal acting from both Fort and Peat in this scene btw and amazing writing I wanna quote every single fucking line

Sky finally crying when Pai tells him he loves him 😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️

"Aren't you gonna ask me what happened?" - "You can tell me when you're ready." THANK YOU PAI YOU WONDERFUL MAN LEMME GIVE U A BIG KISS MWAH

Did not expect Sky to be ready to talk about it already but I'm glad he finally got it all out ❤️

Pai's devastated face as Sky tells him everything that happened... 😭😭😭😭😭😭 and sooooooo much credit to the actors, HOLY SHIT

"I'm trash. I'm damaged goods." Well you know one man's trash is another man's treasure SKY DON'T YOU EVEN THINK THAT FOR A SECOND

OH MY GOD THE TEAR FALLING FROM PAI'S FACE WHILE SKY IS THE ONE IN FOCUS there's something so special about that tear that wasn't emphasized, wasn't handcrafted for a perfect shot of Pai crying, it was just there because it was. The realness of that tear. I could write an entire essay about that fucking tear what the fuck.

PAI BARELY HOLDING IT TOGETHER and "I'm sorry, I should have met you sooner" 😭😭😭😭😭 I'm really about to transcribe the entire dialogue between these two whoever wrote this deserves the world

"I won't make a promise. I won't make a vow." *laughs in The Wedding Plan*

I feel bad for saying this but I can't stop staring at Pai's back/shoulders during that hug holy shit dude 🔥🔥🔥 man is W I D E and triangular and I am once again not sure if I want him or wanna be him

"And I let P'Chai deal with that bastard. We won't ever see him again" mf is at the bottom of a river I can feel it in my bones 🙏🙏🙏

SKY GOT OVER IT BACK THEN FOR HIS DAD AAAAA 😭❤️ well he didn't entirely get over it but he at least moved on with his life ya know

Pai working from home with Sky bringing him coffee

Pai's uncle is Sky's favorite actor?? Awwwww

Why are PrapaiSky kisses the most beautiful kisses ever someone needs to conduct a scientific study on that

Omg that photo of PrapaiSky at the beach is so fucking cute Sky looks so good in that shirt and so sassy aaaaaa

So that's it, huh? Wow. Two relationships with veeeeeeeeeeeery rocky starts but beautiful happy ever afters... holy shit I'm feeling so emotional

Don't have time for the special episode today so that'll be my special treat tomorrow ❤️