thepastisonthephone
The Adventures Of Li'l Dago
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thepastisonthephone · 5 years ago
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Who accepts dick pics?
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thepastisonthephone · 5 years ago
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Everyone needs to stop pretending that something being illegal is wrong. Y'all smoke pot. Y'all speed in your cars, and text while you're driving without your seatbelt, rolling through stop signs with no signal. You build shit on your properties without proper zoning permissions. You download media from torrent sites. Meanwhile, opiates are being legally distributed and used by the pounds every day. Religions are getting away with heinous activities behind closed doors, because the only time the government gives a shit about separation of church and state, is when it comes to calling them out on pure evil bullshit. People are being held in cages, like animals, simply for having been associated with someone whose actions were deemed 'incorrect' by society. For God's sake, there are still people in prison that were arrested on marijuana possession charges in the 70's, all while it is slowly becoming more and more socially acceptable. But some of those people will die in prison for carrying a dimebag in 1973. Some of them have already died, primarily because of the conditions of their incarceration.
Immigrants are trying to seek a better life for them and their families. You know, kind of like all of your ancestors did when they came over. The reason people come over illegally is because the system is so fucked that most people aren't "eligible" for citizenship. For a country that was built by immigrants, we sure don't like to let anyone join us, unless of course, they already have money. And while we're on the subject, let's address the fact that because of simple profiling and racism, there are a number of Legal immigrants in these camps. And that's just because of how they look. See a pattern?
So, if you're justification for the ICE camps is that it's ok because they "broke the law", then fuck you. Go to hell. That's all I have to say.
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thepastisonthephone · 5 years ago
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Everyone needs to stop pretending that something being illegal is wrong. Y'all smoke pot. Y'all speed in your cars, and text while you're driving without your seatbelt, rolling through stop signs with no signal. You build shit on your properties without proper zoning permissions. You download media from torrent sites. Meanwhile, opiates are being legally distributed and used by the pounds every day. Religions are getting away with heinous activities behind closed doors, because the only time the government gives a shit about separation of church and state, is when it comes to calling them out on pure evil bullshit. People are being held in cages, like animals, simply for having been associated with someone whose actions were deemed 'incorrect' by society. For God's sake, there are still people in prison that were arrested on marijuana possession charges in the 70's, all while it is slowly becoming more and more socially acceptable. But some of those people will die in prison for carrying a dimebag in 1973. Some of them have already died, primarily because of the conditions of their incarceration.
Immigrants are trying to seek a better life for them and their families. You know, kind of like all of your ancestors did when they came over. The reason people come over illegally is because the system is so fucked that most people aren't "eligible" for citizenship. For a country that was built by immigrants, we sure don't like to let anyone join us, unless of course, they already have money. And while we're on the subject, let's address the fact that because of simple profiling and racism, there are a number of Legal immigrants in these camps. And that's just because of how they look. See a pattern?
So, if you're justification for the ICE camps is that it's ok because they "broke the law", then fuck you. Go to hell. That's all I have to say.
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thepastisonthephone · 6 years ago
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thepastisonthephone · 6 years ago
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I want boobs
I was born a male, and I'll die with my penis intact. But, i like to cross dress and feel pretty. I'm not a transsexual. I'm a transvestite. But I don't want to wear a chest piece, and I think it would be very fulfilling to have my own beautiful breasts. I can't seem to find anything or anyone else for council or above. Is it possible to identify as a male, and to find a doctor willing to perform the surgery? I know that psychiatric evaluation is usually necessary prior to such operations. Would it be more difficult because I am not after a full transition? Or is there some kind of precedent that I can fall back on?
Asking for myself
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thepastisonthephone · 6 years ago
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This is not just a strength workout but it is also a strong coordination development one.
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thepastisonthephone · 6 years ago
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This one’s from Bluechair! http://bluechair-webtoon.com
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thepastisonthephone · 6 years ago
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Very rarely do I Contemplate taking my own life...
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thepastisonthephone · 6 years ago
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Help...
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thepastisonthephone · 6 years ago
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I'm lost and I don't know how to find my way
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thepastisonthephone · 6 years ago
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If you break out of jail on Halloween everyone will just think you bought that cheap prisoner costume at the store.
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thepastisonthephone · 6 years ago
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I just scrolled through... Wondering, if it would ever end. It's seemed like years....
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I am so ready for the first of Halloween.
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thepastisonthephone · 6 years ago
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REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS WEED FRIENDLY
looking for more stoners to follow 🌞
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