#hahaha punz

[bleue-flora]

Whoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! Can’t believe we wrote essentially a novel in what like 6 weeks? 11 days non-stop and a month working on it sporadically between life stuff, I mean there really were a couple weeks on both ends where we were unable to work on it… But anyways, shout-out to Error_DreamWasFound (@midnight-fangirl01) for putting up with my insanity, I know my attention to detail and insistence on realism and canon compliance made it more than difficult. Seriously, never could have done it by myself, between just the amount of writing to all the fluff and crack. Like this chapter took forever and I’m pretty sure it was because of all the wholesomeness. Honestly, why is it so hard for me to write happy stuff? It’s ridiculous. But I’m really glad you helped me branch out and muddy your cuteness with angst. ;D I really did learn a lot about writing from how to add more fun inside thoughts to being able to just write without outlining as much. I’m so happy we decided to team up and bring this to life. <3

So, me and @midnight-fangirl01 were feeling left out in all the October themed c!Dream fun. So, we decided to join in with a more crack version of Techno's haunted house inspired by @airrec's work nursed it well (or died) and the Counting Crows poem (aka One For Sorrow nursery rhyme. And like crazy people, we are going to do a chapter a day till Halloween.

Techno gets a new ghosty roomie and he's not mad about it. Though the same can't be said for his visitors.

[jessnotfoundd]

𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞!

Telling you're loved ones that you both are becoming parents.

Dad!verse masterlist!

Masterlist here!

Dream

He wanted to wait a few weeks, just to be entirely sure, and find the best way to tell everyone from his family to all his friends and people on social media. Even though it was public that you were pregnant, he wanted to keep a low profile with it.

Sapnap

He didn't even think twice, after a few minutes you gave him the big news, he was already calling his and dream mom, he then proceeded to just highly feel emotional with all the greetings from all and cleaned his half-formed tears.

George

He went in shock for a few minutes, sitting there on the couch, he was so confident when you both rushed to get a pregnancy test and while you were doing it that you just laugh, he was serious there.

-You okay?- you sit beside him and just smile, and he nods.

-I have to tell my mom right now.- He smiles, leaving a kiss on your cheek. After his mom, none of you could stop calling friends to tell them.

Karl

He just decided to join a discord channel and call everyone to tell them all at the same time.

Boy was just super nervous, he wanted to already have the baby in his hands to show him off so bad, he spent the whole call with friends telling all the things he would do with the baby, from Disney to Mrs beast videos.

Quackity

He is so secretive, but this, this is the most important thing, this would completely change his life and yours for good and for the rest of their lives, AND you can't just go "yeah, my baby was born last month dude" dsakfhak he just would blurt out with Karl and the dream team, and then all would just start to get the news.

Punz

This man would just take one of those mirror pictures with the ultrasound and a hand on your belly, the post blow out. Everyone screaming and crying and just absolutely loving the idea of Punz having a baby. (He would also say on stream that when both of you decided to show him in the public eye, he would dress him as a baby bee)

Foolish

Listen here, he would just show up one day on the stream with a baby and said "it's mine, we made him" and just laugh because no one would have known that. Tina would just freak out, she was the more excited, and the boys would all start to spoil the baby as a welcome to this world hahaha.

Wilbur

This is the thing, you told all your family but, you wanted to just keep it to yourself for a few more months before the belly shows up and have to tell chat what is going on, but then, he would do a wine stream with big Q and totally forget about the previous talk and not tell chat about it. He wouldn't even try.

-And now that I'm becoming a dad, big q, things are gonna change a lot, right?- he was already tipsy and forgot he was streaming.

-Am, i guess.- he didn't know what to say because chat is now freaking out, and he knew you wanted to wait.

-Oh no, t/n is gonna kill me.- he realizes and starts to freak out.

You didn't kill him because he didn't mean it and because he looked cute when he realized he fucked up.

[covenofwives]

Movie niiiiight what would they watch 🥺

What movies do they even have actually :0 them arguing over what to watch would be an absolute hahaha. It'd be so chaotic tho 😭 Sapnap's getting teary eyed over some sort of romance plot in the movie, HD is nitpicking every plot hole, 4k has not shut up even once since the movie started, George fell asleep 15 minutes in and Dream has begun doodling on his face, and in the middle of it all XD is sat there having the time of his life "im having so much fun with my friends :3"

-emmadoodlewrites

this is absolutely my bias but them watching a horror would be top tier for me. Just because there'd be huffs and claims of "it's not scary at all this is stupid" but when the movie is on everyone is silent and watching and slowly moving to cover themselves.

Dream slyly moved close to XD's side. HD sees the piece of robe that George kept to rub between his fingers is now pulled up to his chin, ready to cover his face. Punz tucking into one of OP's wings. Sapnap would try last the longest, keep watching and not let his fear show, but then when a jumpscare happens, he gets jumped and screams as 4K tackles him down and tickles him silly. Everyone else probably jumped and screamed as well from the attack before laughing at how stupid it was to be scared and then giggling and cooing at Sapnap being wrecked.

HOWEVER

Bonus thought for George falling asleep 15 minutes in and his head is on HD's lap who is petting his hair. Dream gets bored and sees George sleeping and slyly tries to scoot over, moving George's legs onto his lap and maybe he gets a glare/warning from HD to not wake him and Dream is like "I would never" but starts softly tickling George's legs and feet. Tickling him so lightly to not wake him and when HD says something Dream just like "what? I'm not waking him. This is fine."

[bigmansbigbigblog]

Hey Tommy, what's Dream having you help with? Is he like training you to be an admin so if he ever needs you to take over you can?

Also if you see punz, you should say hi to him!!

:O ITS LIKEyour watching me. areyou watching me? Sometimes I feel like everyonem is wayyching and judginh me. Liketheres hundredsOf thousands of eyeson me and they go Tommyyou deserve this. but Dream tells me that is notresl. so you’re note watching me.

PUNZ IS HERE he works withDream too (but I am the Favourite 😎😎😎😎😎). i don’t thjnk he likes me very much though,,, he startes st me weird and doesjt talk. Maybe he is jealous that I am a BIGGER MAN that him. But I will try and sayhi!

ishould probablu tell you lot what happened sookay. I am in CASA DEY TOMMMYINNIT right now 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 see dreamhad this prison built buy secretly it was a BASE because hes smart wnd poggers. so no one can break in because it’s secure and shit. ande i am in the most top secret of rrooms becausei am IMORTSNT.. i have a bed and it’s really soft way niccer than logsted and there is books ahd a sink and laba prootectiinf me. Dream says if I’m good he can make it nicer but he kneww hew onhappyI was and he tookme in before it wasfully finished. hes so nice! Icsnr leave but it’s fine I couldn’t leave logstedeither. I don’t think I’m mesnt to be free,

anyway I aksed dreamall these poggers questions. i aksed if icoild have one of his weirdmask things and he said no because they’re partof his body apparently? BIT WEIRD. but ue'll make me one out of porcay lin. i asked his favourite animal and he said the tommy bug and laughed hahaha! and then iasked what it really was and he said cats. andthen I aksed if i was special and he said YES!!!! i am veyr special and important and eveh if noone in lmanberg relised he does and he is gonna get out my potential!

i also told him about you guys and he was a bit owrried you might bully me but I comvimced him you’re all pogchampions. so he said it’s good to updateyou but ishould tell him if anyone is mean and I should give himm my password in case I forget so I did! :D and that’s when he told me whay he needed me for! he said Tommy i am working on important science stuff and I ne3 your help. or something like that. And I said ifhe wasts science he should go to Tubzo because he’s the smart one but he said I’m special and he needs me specifically so I am excited! Ihave a weekto settle in and then it’s time toSAVE THE SERVER THROUHH SCIENCE SHIT :D

anyway I’m gonna try and get a bit more sleep. I can hearlots of Screaminf from the walls. I don’t know if it’s real ormade up like the Logs. Ihope drem is okay :( but it makes it hard to sleep. BUT dream got me a copy of the BEST GAME EVER ANIMAL CORSSINg so I have something to do if I can’t sleep I gues. I miss my oldisland but I guess it’s time to strat Anough.

[theprivatearchives]

2nd August 2021 

I forgot that Dean and Sam canonically met the Scooby Doo gang. That's some next level fanfic AU stuff there.

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I'm struggling so much right now. I found a streamer who's super small (he just got 1k followers but his streams generally have about 12-19 viewers) and he lives in the stame state as me and he's not a celebrity but I WANT TO SIMP hahaha. He's so super, duper nice and gorgeous and just literally so much of a feeler and he's so friendly and thoughtful and everything. But he just dropped that he is a bartender and I was like "how can this man suddenly get CUTER" but I feel like I can't simp over him in chat or the discord because he's still a small streamer and he's not like a "celebrity" or have thousands of fans. I don't know what to do with this XD

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Like, by "simping" I mean like how I will go on about Punz's perfect smile, or Karl's friendliness, or Corpse's awesome character traits, or how interesting Wilbur Soot is, or how hot they all are and I'll "fangirl" about them with other fans and stuff.

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Things that make me mad in dsmp lore: Quackity torturing Dream and pretending he has the moral high ground over him.

[negativepeanuthoarder]

Yes we know he has a chef. He talks about the mysterious person who gets him food all the time but won't say who it is. Then in his valo stream with Punz we saw this random guy in pajamas for a split second and then a little while later steak showed up at their door.

I don't know where that obtained this mysterious food man who is apparently called Frank but from context clues it seems like he's a secret 4th roommate

hahaha fourth roomate that's what they want you to think so they can keep Sapnap's marraige a secret

[dreamerlynx]

ahhh punz immediately bringing up how it’d be two new winners w ponk and gumi ^_^ poor ponkkk he’s so nervous hahaha but dodged 2 arrows like a champ!!

[misty-doodles]

Hahaha, get influenced, looser >:D

Oh and yes, I'm in full support of Arctic Fox Punz, with soft, well groomed white fur that matches their favorite hoodie. His many shiny, glimmering gold piercings adoring his ears, and the tiny kleptomaniac part of his brain that is drawn to small, cute trinkets or shiny objects they find and gift to Dream and Techno.

The amount of "what does the fox say?" Jokes they suffer through is tragic, only made worse by the answer being "uncannily human sounding scream," and the occasional yip and bark. Techno, who has foxes, is more than used to the random sound of a woman screaming that's actually the foxes, so he's not bothered. But Dream, who's never heard Punz do that, is more than a little startled.

More importantly this opens the gate for another nesting hybrid! Dream and Punz working together to rob Techno of half his closet to make the perfect den-nest hybrid. Punz always looks really small when he's curled up by himself, and dnb love that.

So you know wolf/dog punz is great because of the symbolism of loyalty, right?

Well punz as a fox hybrid, whom often mate for life but aren't monogamous, is also peak along with being generally cunning and smart, and I need to share this with somebody so you're my victim

Oh no I'm being influenced here a little bit.

I will say wolf c!Punz is my boy above all bc of that loyalty and devotion to c!Dream and because I love dog boys but I absolutely see a world for fox Punz. I think it'd especially work with their background as a mercenary, tending to be loner types that only trust a select few. I think there'd still be a lot of similarities between them, specializing in hunting type commissions bc of enhanced smell and hearing and obviously being mainly carnivorous.

And yes still very sly and cunning on stealth missions to gather information. It'd make more sense for the kind of body type I hc them with, a little skinnier than Dream and ofc shorter but with those big fuck off ears. Now I'm wondering though the kind of fox, probably Arctic? Just like the foxes Techno has.......

And yes mating for life <3 it'd still be jarring and surprising for him to feel how in love he is with both of them but he wouldn't trade it for the world, he'd do absolutely anything to keep them safe <333

[desertowlet]

Words could not describe the chaos that was MCC 14, so I decided to turn them into snaps :)

[beanz-hart]

They said to dress up for work. So I wore all mai thais.

[tubbito]

dream and george exist in the same VC and are immediately subjected to dnf jokes they will never escape the allegations

[ray-ray-writings]

Hi Raaayyy! I forgot to send this in like a day ago but here you go hehe. I was really soft that day and I wrote something else but I’ll send that in later, here’s Punz! ~Punzo👻

“Thank god.” I slumped back against the door with closed eyes, I was finally home. I sighed and stood there for a moment, before I started to get rid of everything I had with me, putting all of it in their places. When I was left with my work clothes I went upstairs to the bedroom and quickly changed into more relaxing clothes. Before I did anything else, though, the door opened and I turned to find Luke walking into the room. Seeing his face made me feel a thousand times better and as soon as he was close enough I gently pulled him into a hug. I pressed my forehead to his neck and sighed, my energy draining as I leaned on him. His arms were strong wrapped around me and I knew he would hold me for as long as I needed, which made me tighten my hold on him. My day was long and I hadn’t got to say goodbye in the morning before I left for work so I was severely lacking in my Luke time.

“Hard day, baby?” I sighed again and nodded against his skin. He rubbed one of his hands up and down my back and It felt like I became jelly. He let out a chuckle as everything but my legs gave out, holding me steady. I frowned when he started to lower himself and his hands but when his hands stopped at the back of my thighs a smile crept up my face when I realized what he was doing. I wrapped my arms around his shoulders just as he picked me up and let out a little laugh at his smug expression. I wanted to call him dumb for picking me up only to bring me five steps to the bed before he set me down but I couldn’t bring myself to. Even though I could’ve done it myself the gesture was sweet and my heart felt full because he was taking care of me. He laid down at the same time I did and easily wrapped me up, pulling my back into his chest. I smiled happily and hummed as I played with his fingers. I furrowed my eyebrows when a thought occurred to me, though.

“Don’t you have to stream?” He let out a knowing chuckle and I was about to roll my eyes but I had to purse my lips to keep from smiling when he started peppering kisses on my neck and shoulders. When he stopped his lips were still pressed against my skin and he murmured his answer.

“I streamed earlier, didn’t want to miss when you got home.” I knew a dopey smile was on my face but I couldn’t help it even if I tried. I squeezed his hands in my own, trying to portray my love for him in the movement. I was so desperate to see him at the end of my work day so the fact he streamed at a different time to see me made me feel relief and love in waves.

“I love you so much.” I felt his lips curl into a smile against my shoulder and I giggled at the feeling.

“I love you too.”

Punzooooooooooooo this is so soft. This is so good. This is just really really good!!! I really needed this softness today. Thank you so much for sharing Punzo. Thank you so much!

[covenofwives]

it has officially reached the point where i still can not stop thinking about this au but can't think of what else to ask or talk about asjdhflkasfh

so what about you? :0 is there anything you've been dying to rant about or gush over in your au or with any of the characters or about any plans? i wanna know what YOU'RE excited about :D especially since im willing to read about anything you share about this universe aksdfjhlak it's like a new special interest hahaha

emmadoodlewrites

Naawww don't worry Emma. You don't have to force yourself for questions if you don't want to/have any. There's definitely maybe more questions you'll have when the story progresses (if i can release it fast enough flhglhglhd)

As for what I want to talk about there's so much! T-T There's just a lot I'm excited to gush over. the biggest ones were PunzOP and HQ which I thankfully got to speak about. There just such important characters that I hope will entertain people.

As for plans I can definitely tell you what I am so excited to show without giving too many spoilers hehe So, in no particular order I'm really excited to show: The backstories for HD, 4K, XD, OP and HQ. How they became Gods and the war they had to go through for that. More stuff with the villain of the story. Ugh, his name is a "mystery" right now but the fans call him Mr Lanky Chompers and honestly, love that name Showing Punz' pov more and his interactions in the story. He's such a key role to everything and honestly Punz needs more attention. I love the character so much 4K meeting XD, I'm super hyped to show HD and George reuniting and 4K and Sapnap seeing each other again Punz' time and interaction with Mr Lanky Chompers. Their relationship is so interesting and eerie. Speaking of relationships, showing and delving into the relationship between XD and Prime, the God of Gods. The next fic in line for the timeline is about Dream and George's adventure to travel to the End and honestly I cannot wait to show that one (which leads into Dream and HD meeting which will be fun)

Honestly I think most of the stuff I was excited to speak over has come up in your asks ^^ the important ones being OP and HQ, how the God's work and the Godly Realm and small character detail stuff like XD learning to dance or 4K and HD's relationship. I have your asks to thank for that

And from the bottom of my heart you don't know how happy it makes me to hear you love my AU and consider it a special interest. Words cannot describe how happy that makes me and I hope I can keep bringing you that happiness.

[calamitycodified]

do y'all have any egg arc-centric fic recs?

[honey-coloured-passion]

someone tell my why i’m watching two absolute chads, one mute, and “meme man” play FORTNITE at 11:31 on a Monday.

literally what the fuck has my life come to

[block-men-goes-brrrr]

I love him