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I love my fans

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Dear Mama, Why are you the way that you are? Love, Beanz

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Beanz, you stole the show in your mom's recent Amazon Fire plug.

What can I say? I was born a star. Well, I was born a dog, and in all honesty, dogs>stars

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HECKIN BAMBOOZLED!

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Can't tell if I should be flattered or offended by this giraffe on Mama's Instagram story....

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Have you guys bought my mama's second book yet?!

mamriebook.com

Don't be a turd

I’ve Got This Round Countdown, Day 1: ITS ALMOST HERE, GUYS!!!!

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Stopping in to remind you all how adorable I am 😘

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For y'all that don't know: dis bish got movez

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Hey I look GREAT in portrait mode! DAAAAYUUUUM!

Imagine not loving this woman and this dog I can’t relate

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I would say I'm honored, but honestly, it's to be expected ✌🏻😘

Shout out to Ms @beanz-hart!  The xolo is Animal Planet’s breed of the day.

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They said to dress up for work. So I wore all mai thais.

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Today is my mama's birthday and everyone is giving her all these cool gifts but they'll never top my cool gift...

Lots and lots of kisses and a few snuggles. I know, I know, I'm a gift giving genius!

(Happy birthday, Mama! @mamrie )

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Ooh she thicc

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Why thank ya human!

Cutest duo!

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When your friends catch you sleeping so you try to act like you're awake by contributing to the conversation and then you realize that what you just said made no goddamn sense.

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Hola, bitches!

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I'm just gonna say it, if CBS does not buy CSI: Beanz and Rufio to start airing this fall, then TV is dead. Cut the cord. CSI, of course, being Cutest Sniffing Investigators.