#georgenotfound x y/n

[faye-writes-stuff]

welp here we go again

INCORRECT QUOTES TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Y/n: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday Dream: Wednesay Y/n: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

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Y/n: Dream, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! Dream: Well of course I have. Dream: Have you ever tried going mad without power? Dream: It's boring.

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Y/n: Today is a day of running through hurdles. Ranboo: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles? Y/n: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

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Y/n: Ranboo... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Ranboo: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Y/n: Y/n: I wrote sanitize, Ranboo

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Y/n: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail Sapnap: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Y/n: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming Sapnap: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

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George: Welcome, fellow idiots Y/n: Hello, George George: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot Y/n: You underestimate me

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George: *Gets down on one knee* Y/n: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. George: *Falls over* Y/n: The poison is kicking in.

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Tommy: Change is inedible. Y/n: Don't you mean inevitable? Tommy, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Tommy: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Y/n's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

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Tubbo: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Y/n: Oh, I’m always running Y/n: The question is from what

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Tubbo: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Y/n: It’s not a joke. Y/n: *sniffles* Y/n: I’m a legit snack.

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Foolish: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao Y/n: What did you do op? Foolish: A MISTAKE

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Y/n: Foolish... Foolish: Oh no, 'Foolish' in b-flat. Foolish: You're disappointed.

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Technoblade: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Y/n: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Technoblade, desperately, as Y/n bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Y/n: Oh! B positive. Technoblade: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Y/n:

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Technoblade, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something. Y/n: I saw a squirrel in a tree today! Technoblade, with the tone of someone who is used to Y/n: Outstanding. Technoblade: This is what I’m talking about people.

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Technoblade: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Y/n: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Technoblade: Absolutely not.

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i accidentally hit post on this too early so if you saw this b4 it was finished- no you didn't

ANYWAYS enjoy, because the last one got over 300 likes so

ic master list :)

[yettobedetermined7]

Imagine playing chess with the Dreamteam

[kumezyzo]

omg what about dream team hcs for when they realised they wanted a baby with you? in a scenario where it is planned?

this is very short. i focused more on the "when they realized" part. yea thats it. breeding kink for saps part...

anyway, enjoy! or dont :) m.list

dream

bf!dream realized when you were so comfortable around his family and friends. when you finally felt like you could be yourself around the people he really cared about, it wasnt hard to come to the conclusion that he wanted a child with you at some point.

and somehow, soon after, you randomly ask him what he would want to name his kid if he ever had one.

bf!dream, without missing a beat, he says 'you mean our kid?' and suddenly it was a no brainer for you too.

george

bf!george realized when he saw you interact with a little girl in a coffee shop. she ran up to you and looked up at you with her big brown eyes and messy ponytail and waved at you. you cooed and waved back and reached down for a high five.

bf!george watched you with the cutest smile as the little girl ran back to her parents with a giggle along the way. when you turned back to him, he told you a little 'youre adorable' and placed a little kiss on your cheek.

serpnerp

bf!sapnap realized when you were just doing mundane tasks around the house. when you two had a routine and it was comfortable, he imagined other aspects of your life that you would do together.

bf!sapnap who it comes to heh him in a lowkey perverted way too. while you two are having sex.... he has a lowkey breeding kink okay. thats it okay. leave me alone.

bf!sapnap likes cumplay. so it crosses his mind about what it would be like if you just happened to forget to take the pill. and his mind becomes white noise at the idea of you carrying his child.

ignore how fucked up my dividers look. im workin on it 🥲 -nony

[jessnotfoundd]

𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞!

Telling you're loved ones that you both are becoming parents.

Dad!verse masterlist!

Masterlist here!

Dream

He wanted to wait a few weeks, just to be entirely sure, and find the best way to tell everyone from his family to all his friends and people on social media. Even though it was public that you were pregnant, he wanted to keep a low profile with it.

Sapnap

He didn't even think twice, after a few minutes you gave him the big news, he was already calling his and dream mom, he then proceeded to just highly feel emotional with all the greetings from all and cleaned his half-formed tears.

George

He went in shock for a few minutes, sitting there on the couch, he was so confident when you both rushed to get a pregnancy test and while you were doing it that you just laugh, he was serious there.

-You okay?- you sit beside him and just smile, and he nods.

-I have to tell my mom right now.- He smiles, leaving a kiss on your cheek. After his mom, none of you could stop calling friends to tell them.

Karl

He just decided to join a discord channel and call everyone to tell them all at the same time.

Boy was just super nervous, he wanted to already have the baby in his hands to show him off so bad, he spent the whole call with friends telling all the things he would do with the baby, from Disney to Mrs beast videos.

Quackity

He is so secretive, but this, this is the most important thing, this would completely change his life and yours for good and for the rest of their lives, AND you can't just go "yeah, my baby was born last month dude" dsakfhak he just would blurt out with Karl and the dream team, and then all would just start to get the news.

Punz

This man would just take one of those mirror pictures with the ultrasound and a hand on your belly, the post blow out. Everyone screaming and crying and just absolutely loving the idea of Punz having a baby. (He would also say on stream that when both of you decided to show him in the public eye, he would dress him as a baby bee)

Foolish

Listen here, he would just show up one day on the stream with a baby and said "it's mine, we made him" and just laugh because no one would have known that. Tina would just freak out, she was the more excited, and the boys would all start to spoil the baby as a welcome to this world hahaha.

Wilbur

This is the thing, you told all your family but, you wanted to just keep it to yourself for a few more months before the belly shows up and have to tell chat what is going on, but then, he would do a wine stream with big Q and totally forget about the previous talk and not tell chat about it. He wouldn't even try.

-And now that I'm becoming a dad, big q, things are gonna change a lot, right?- he was already tipsy and forgot he was streaming.

-Am, i guess.- he didn't know what to say because chat is now freaking out, and he knew you wanted to wait.

-Oh no, t/n is gonna kill me.- he realizes and starts to freak out.

You didn't kill him because he didn't mean it and because he looked cute when he realized he fucked up.

[sunshine-on-marz]

Can you do MCYT with model gf reader? I have my first shoot soon and i’m really excited but scared 😭😭😭

Hi bb! I’m so so so proud of you for your shoot!!! Please tell me how it goes gorgeous!!!💕

I’ll do Dream team and Wilbur for ya!

Dream

-he loves it so much

-brags about it

- “my girlfriend is so pretty. She’s literally a model”

- he absolutely loves seeing your pics

-reminds you endlessly how pretty you are, inside and out

George

-honestly doesn’t care much

-in the sense of he treats it like you have any other job

-obviously he’s proud but it’s not something he’s quick to brag about unless it’s brought up

-he doesn’t want it to seem like he o my likes you for your looks

Sapnap

-loves it but like George is scared to bring it up

-he doesn’t want people to judge you or you two’s relationship

-BUT

-he’s very quick to tell his friends all about it

- “yea Dream I know you know she’s pretty but SHES SO PRETTY”

Wilbur

-he’s a bit different

-he talks about it

-but

-in a proud way and not a brag way

- “can you believe she had on those heels and was able to pose? She’s so talented, let alone how beautiful she looks”

-he’s so unbelievably proud of you and is willing to tell anyone about it

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It’s short but I like this a whole lot

Tags @kit-is-a-weeb @lillylvjy @jadeissues @romancingdaffodils @a-gay-little-ghost-2 @desadoodle2 @fayeisuppose

Also I’m looking for new friends and moots so if ya like this maybe check out the rest of my page?

[glorious-poetato]

Text messages I think mcyts would send you

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Tommy

Can you come over

I miss you

Oh did you see this meme

*insert meme*

Are you asleep

Y/nnn

Y/n

Okay maybe you are asleep

So goodnight I love you have sweet dreams

4:52 a.m.

Wilbur

Good evening my darling I hope you've had a good day.

I saw him and thought of you

*insert picture of favorite animal*

Anyway I just wanted to check up on you and tell you I love you

8:27p.m

Georgenotfound

Y/nnn tell Dream that I'm color blind so I can't get him a stack of cobble stone

Oh also how was your day

Wait are you at work right now

Sorry ):

I didn't mean to disturb you anyway dream sucks and I love you <3

1:37 p.m.

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Idk I just wrote this because I was texting the guy I like so yeah

Poe <3

[prettytoxicrevolver]

Chronically Online

How to Navigate:

❤ Heart = Fluff  ★ Star = Taylor Swift Song Fic  ⬥ Diamond = My Favorite Italics = No Work Posted Currently 

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Dream 

Quackity 

Karl Jacobs 

GeorgeNotFound 

Sapnap 

Platonic!Ranboo

Platonic!TommyInnit 

Awesamdude 

Punz 

Foolish Gamers 

Corpse Husband 

Sykkuno

Mr Beast (Jimmy Donaldson) 

Chandler Hallow

[fanboo]

You’re sick hc’s

Quackity

• “I think I’m sick- what’s that sound?”

• He immediately drives to the store to pick up any medicine he thinks you’ll be needing and food

• Treats you like you aren’t sick while still taking care of you

• “I wanna cuddleeee” “I don’t want to get sick” *three seconds of silence* “scoot over, you look cold.”

• cuddles

Wilbur

• Depending on how sick you are, he’ll cancel his plans to take care of you.

• Makes sure you’re hydrating and eating

• Sings you songs

• Blanket? Nonono. Wilbur

• Mom mode activated

• “Wil, I’m fine.” “You’re way too hot, get in bed.” “You think I’m hot?” “Y/N, bed.”

• Forehead kisses galore

Tommy

• He doesn’t actually know what to do at first, so he calls Phil, Wilbur, and his mom for advice

• Lets you stay at his house until you feel better

• It’s like being comforted by a little kid but also better

• Mf still streams

• But makes the streams shorter so you don’t think he’s ignoring you

• “HELLO CHAT! Y/N is sick so today we’ll just chat. Can’t get too loud cuz they’re sleeping”

• Honestly it’s just cute

Dream

• “We’re going to the doctor”

• Will not leave you alone

• Makes sure you get whatever you want as soon as you ask for it

• Has Sapnap run to the store to get you food and medicine

• You now live in his bedroom

• Minecraft and cuddles

Sapnap

• As soon as he sees you he knows you’re sick and sends you to bed

• That purple Balenziaga hoodie? It’s yours the entire time you’re sick

• Buys you so much junk food

• Also buys salad

• “Healthy food healthy body”

• You’re pretty sure he cuddles the sickness out of you

• So many comforting kisses

• Oh my god so much kiss

• Dream almost got throat punched once because he coughed in the same room as you right after you just got out of a sickness

George

• Bless his heart

• “Wtf do I do I don’t know how to take care of people”

• “Dream help”

• With Dream’s help he takes great care of you

• Because he’s just kinda a little stupid he managed to get sick with you

• Sick cuddles>>>>>

• “I lob yoo” “George how are you sicker than me” “Say it back!” “I love you too”

Karl

• Karl is on top of taking care of you

• He makes you soup for lunch every day

• Cuddles and forehead kisses

• “Just tell me whatever you need, Y/N”

• Blows all his friends off to take care of you until you feel better

• Gives you his comfiest outfits to wear

• Probably takes better care of you than anyone else ever will

Technoblade

• Very good brother

• Tells you stories

• Constant check ins

• Even if he’s streaming, he’ll walk away for a second to see if you need anything

• “Can you tell me a Greek myth?” “How about all of them?” “Wait no” “Too late.”

• 10/10 brother

Tubbo

• Prepare to be pampered

• He gets you so much fast food

• Sucks at cooking but manages to cook you soup a couple times

• Cuddles

• He’ll sing you silly nonexistent songs to distract you

• Sucks at caretaking in all honesty but he is doing his best here

• Got sick right after you so you had to take care of him

Ranboo

• He was visiting Tubbo when you called him

• Found a flight back home as soon as he heard the sickness in your voice

• Didn’t tell you they did this until the next day when they walked into your house with groceries and their bags

• So much cuddle

• Very forehead kiss

• Had the foresight to buy canned soup so they just had to microwave it for you

• Literally takes the best care they can of you

• Took you back to Tubbo’s with them to keep an eye on you and still hang out with Tubbo

[worrabei]

OKAY, hear me out before reading the text below: this blog of mine is just a place, where I can see my progress in many of things, and writing in english is one of them. the deal is - english is not my native language, and my way of writing can look very bad.

if you decide to read my little sketch, firstly - good luck; and secondly, if when you see some dumb mistakes - feel free to comment because learning stuff is fun!

(also I'm like probably need to do a disclaimer or something like this, but I don't know how :D)

well, it's just fluff (?), without any triggers and just something that was in my head for a while. also I'm using the real names on the dream team in this text. actually, all my thoughts slowly became a whole au (this is the right word for it, right?), so if I will be really confident, maybe I write something else....

UGH this is again a super long text, I'M SORRY.

imagine that you've been friends with «dream team» for an almost a three years.

originally you were an employee on a mr. beast team, something that others would call an errand boy (well, errand girl in your case). but despite your small position in a whole team, everyone was simply in love with you. you just were a little shining star, that everybody adored. and beside that, you knew how to do your job. and by one of these hard-working days, you've meet sapnap.

there were a small pause between shooting for a new challenge video, where nick was one of the judges, and it happend that you both had a chance to chat for a little bit. you two find in each other someone nice, almost like a soulmate. when you too start to speak about different topics, including hobbies and favorite things, something just clicked. after a shooting, y'all just spontaneously decided to go for a walk. you both just can't stop talking, and after a hour or so, you find yourself on a basketball court. the day slowly becoming an evening, there only a few people around, and you two with beer cans just lazily playing basketball.

and after that day your life just start change entirely.

after sapnap you've met sunshine with name karl, and then dream, george, even quackity. the boys was also amazed with your warm personality and you all pretty fast become great buddies. you start to show in theirs instagram photos, twitter posts, stories. you've slowly become an important member of their group. staying for a movie night, cook for them, give a ride on your car, making birthday presents, spending time in video games, and eventually joining the streams.

to be honest, chat was kinda aggressive by the first time and full of comments like "omg why are they even let this girl to join, she's just ruining all the fun" and bunch of other not-so-nice words. guys were super sorry that you have to deal with all this hate, but you honestly won't making a big deal out of that. you just continue to show up from time to time, and slowly but surely people realize that your "boring" side was actually a "super caring" side.

and only after this realization everybody understand how cool actually your character resonates with sometimes childish characters of the rest of the group. the memes start to full the internet, boys start jokingly addresses to you like "sweet mother of ours", and you were very audible and visible cringing at the name, but they're just unstoppable.

and after a two and a half years of your friendship, after george finally gets a visa and clay does a face reveal, four of you guys finally moved together.

and that simply become a golden era of your friendship.

you spend mornings with george, when you get ready for work and this man with no sleep schedule gives you company. at the moment that you start making a breakfast, this man just magically appears with his cute puppy eyes, and after the few times when your plate was getting empty for about a fifteen seconds, you just start to cook for you two. imagine: dark room with only one working lamp, you both eating some puffy pancakes, drinking something warm, chatting and silently giggling. it's a little foggy outside, and almost absolute silence. sounds really comforting, does it not? after you finished eating, you give george a small kiss on his head, maybe mess up with his hair and beg him to get some rest.

the days fly by really fast, when you making stuff with dream. join the stream for a moment? sure. what about the new idea for the video/song? tell me everything. maybe you want to go to the shopping together? get in my car, clay. you freely can go to his room when silence in your head gets too loud. often you just knock on his room door shyly, and ask if you can sit on the bed while dealing with work. and he never refuse. also you absolutely love to draw him in the moments when he really focused on something, maybe make him a few more knitted hats or something cute, but stupid. and he absolutely melts at every single touch. you just need to tell him that everything is okay, and he always can find a support in his friends. and he's so thankful for this.

and finally, you want the evenings to never end because you spend them with sapnap. he don't want to show it, but you just see it anyways - he cares about you. of course, that doesn't mean that other guys don't care, but sapnap do it in his own way and you really appreciate it. almost every evening he casually walks into your room, and if he sees how tired you look because of the work, all his appearance softens immediately. with his silent, raspy voice he asks how do you feel. and if your answer not satisfying enough, nick just casually says that he's going to wait you in the car. and that means - this evening going to be awesome. you both have no clue what are you going to do tonight, but that's just more fun, right? basketball court, just like in the old times? eating junk food in the car, while chatting and shouting the songs? skateboarding park, when nick trying to impress you, but just stupidly falls and now you need to bandage all his wounds, while you just can't stop from laughing? (he's trying to act offended, but inside he's all fluff, believe me).

but sometimes you decide to hang out in the house. sapnap picks up some random film, brings more pillows and blankets, you cook (or order) snaks, and you both just simply chilling together after a long day. and I don't need to tell that almost every time the rest of the group decide to join. maybe it's even spontaneously become a movie night? who knows. you can't even blink, and it's 3am already, the third movie silently playing on the back, all the boys sleeping and barely audibly snore. and only you stubbornly want to wait until the credits. and the movie finally ends, you trying to clean up a little, while you judge the main character in your mind. when you come back to the sleeping kingdom, you can't help but smile at the view of three big men just calmly sleeping, and unconsciously trying to hug something. you definitely take a few photos, and when you want to go to your room, suddenly dream wakes up and mid-sleep reach up to you, whispering that he want to cuddle. your heart was not ready for this, and you just can't say "no" to him.

and when you slowly falling into sleep, while warm big hands carefully hugs you, you just think to yourself - oh, how extremely lucky you are.

well, maybe you can skip the next day at work.

...you can't miss how nick and george all morning going to scream that they're absolutely-for a hundred percent-for sure-definitely didn't hug each other all night.

[n04hfiction]

hii noah :]

could you write something along the lines of trying out impact play/slapping with george, perhaps both with george both giving and receiving???

helllooooo sure thing, coming right up :) sorry if this isn’t my normal quality, i’m running on 2 hours of sleep lmfao

NSFW BELOW. DON’T READ IF 18-…

giving:

george is big on the spanking especially, he likes tools but tbh he likes using his hands even more just cause he gets to feel you yk??? when he’s giving it to you he tends to be in a more dominant degrading mood, especially if you like being bratty

“YOU dirty, little, whore..” george growled, spanking you once again, leaving a slightly pink hand mark on your bare ass. “good little sluts take what their given, they don’t take unless asked to. do you understand?”

despite his whole big and mighty attitude, he’s like constantly checking up on you to make sure you’re taking it well, he’ll dip from rough to soft really quickly if he thinks you show the smallest sign of discomfort

“HOW are you feeling, love? you taking me in well?” george asked, as he made his way down your body, kissing down stomach as his heated breath rose onto you. “‘m doin’ g-great…”

receiving:

he’s almost always in a bratty mood when he’s receiving, he’ll do almost anything to get you to hit him, becuz he really wants it. you tend to pick up on it, especially as you two got more used to impact play, sometimes you won’t always give him what he wants right away🤷‍♀️he’s also a bit of a begger

“PLEASE, i promise, i’ll be good…” george groaned, throwing his head back. “earn it, sweetheart.” you mumbled nipping at his neck lightly. “p-please!!” he screamed, kicking his feet on the bed in anticipation.

he also loves the idea of him sitting on top of like the kitchen counter as you spank him with a wooden spoon and suck him off

GEORGE let out another groan as you sucked the tip of his dripping cock. you take his dick out of your mouth and hit him roughly with the wooden spoon as he let out a small whimper. “hey! what’d i tell you? your supposed to keep quiet unless i ask you otherwise…”

[pray4saint]

OMG??? SHOWGIRL READER WITH POLY!SNF??? DIES.

🐏

darling showgirl

masterlist & descrip. rated r. 16+. smut. showgirl!reader. possessive!george. poly!snf.

a/n. EXACTLY. esp after shows i just know george gets super possessive after seeing a bunch of men ogling you

”did so good darlin'.” sap starts, pulling you between his legs by your waist so he has to look up at you from his spot sat on the leather chair backstage. you smile at him and he kisses at your navel, hands wandering up and down your sides. then george comes up behind you, pulling at the strings and buttons and clasps on the back of your corset and top. ”he's right. you looked so damn good up there love.” his lips start at the base of your hair and move down your neck and farther along your shoulder.

you use one hand to scratch at sapnap's head as he continues greeting your abdomen with his lips whlie the other moves back to george's neck, pulling his ever closer to the crook of your own neck. when sap's hand moves to tug at your skirt, george slaps at his hand, making him hiss. ”not here. anyone could see our beautiful girl.”

hastily, the three of you are moving back to your dressing room where sap sits on the sofa, lowering you down on his cock. ”shit peach, s'tight. s'always so tight, aren't ya?” you can't see him, it's almost reverse cowgirl, but you can feel his breath fan against your back and the bottom of your neck. he uses one of his hands to guide your hips, and the other to reach around your body and twist your nipples, pulling some of the sweetiest, prettiest moans that your boys oh so loved to hear.

george's hand caressed your cheek, smiling down at you while he used the other hand to work his belt off. even with how hard it was getting to focus, the second the brit's cock was out, your mouth was open, tongue out to lure him closer. and as always, he snickered down at you, letting his cock fall against your tongue. ”that's our darling girl. ain't that right? always so good for us.”

pray4saint© do not copy, translate or repost my work without my express permission.

[faye-writes-stuff]

incorrect quo-

im doing it again because ✨writers block✨

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sapnap: Relationships should be 50/50. y/n cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

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y/n: Wait, you like me?? For my personality??? sapnap: I know, I was surprised too.

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sapnap: Talk dirty to me, baby~ y/n: The dishes. sapnap: Wh- y/n: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

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dream: We both look very handsome tonight. y/n: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you." dream: I couldn't take that chance

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dream: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles. y/n: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one? dream: Seize the dick.

y/n: you can just say your thinking about george.

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*y/n and dream are in Paris.* y/n: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny? dream: But... y/n: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and... dream: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception? y/n: Yeah. dream: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe. y/n: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION. dream: Okay, alright.

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charlie: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. y/n: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. charlie: Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? y/n: Is it working?

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y/n: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake? charlie: Aww- y/n: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

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c!y/n: Alright, listen up, you little shits. c!y/n at c!charlie: Not you, charlie. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here.

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y/n: *Screams* ranboo: *Screams louder to establish dominance* tubbo: Should we do something? tommy: No, I want to see who wins.

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y/n: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys. ranboo: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap! tubbo: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!! tommy: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting. y/n: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

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y/n: *Gently taps table* ranboo: *Taps back* tubbo: What are they doing? tommy: Morse code. y/n: *Aggressively taps table* ranboo: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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y/n: Can I be frank with you guys? ranboo: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. tubbo: Can I still be tubbo? tommy: Shh, let Frank speak.

y/n: i hate it here

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y/n: This is bothering me. george: Well, you are digging up a corpse. y/n: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.

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george: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. y/n: Killed without hesitation. george: No.

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y/n: You love me, right, george? george: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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bro lmk if i should like make a taglist or smth idkkk 😭😭😭😭

or if there's any character you would like to see extras for :D

[yettobedetermined7]

Imagine chilling out with Dreamteam and just gossiping and watching tv

[kumezyzo]

i just wanted to check bc i saw your dadnap hcs and they were so cute and wondered if you’d write some for george? i never see any for him and you have some really cute ideas (even if you wrote the angsty ones instead/as well) !!

this is such a cute idea 😭😭 im ngl... i originally found george super cute before i knew what sapnap looked like....

moving on.... i feel like with bf!george it would def be a semi planned pregnancy. like, you guys would have definitely mentioned kids before. talked about names. the whole nine yards. so yea...

anyway, enjoy! or dont... :) m.list

bf!george who completely freezes when you tell him you might be pregnant.

bf!george who stares blankly at a wall as you two wait for the pregnancy to be 'ready' (in georges words).

"is it ready yet?" he would ask, his voice low and his eyes stuck on the wall.

"two minutes," you would respond, checking the phone timer and fidgeting with your hands.

bf!george who kisses you when the test turns out to be positive.

bf!george who is lowkey very excited to take you to your appointments to check on your spawn.

bf!george who wants to know when you have new cravings so he can have them ready for you at ungodly hours of the night.

bf!george who gets really excited when he finds out youre having a girl. when he actually thinks about raising a little girl with you, it makes him feel all soft and emotional.

bf!george who tries to give you encouraging words when youre giving birth. but it obviously doesnt help because you end up telling him to shut up.

bf!george who sheds a few tears (aka cries like a baby back bitch) when he gets to carry your daughter for the first time.

bf!george who holds your daughter more than you get to hold her simply because he loves it so much.

bf!george who posts cute pictures of you and your baby together.

bf!george who acts like he finds it weird when people call him a dilf (but he secretly kinda likes it).

the title i have for this in my notes is "dadnotfound- wait-" just felt like sharing that 😭😭

sorry this is so short, i juat couldnt think of much. i hope you still enjoyed tho!! -nony

[justanormalfangirlx2]

cuddling georgenotfound

these are shit but whatever lol

cuddling with georgenotfound:

this man literally never leaves the bed soooo

i feel like he’d like to be the little spoon, while also being a big spoon

nuzzles you while he sleeps

probably snores (for some reason i feel like all the pretty boys snore)

will just randomly flop on you when he wants cuddles

watching tv? FLOP!

eating? FLOP!

“George, I love you, but can you please move? I’m trying to watch my show!”

“No. Mine.”

His body parts (legs and arms) are probably flung on you

probably causally brings it up on stream meaning twitter goes crazy over george cuddling someone other than dream

“GEORGE! YOURE CUDDLING SOMEONE WHOS NOT ME?!?”

[sunshine-on-marz]

GNF x Reader

High school AU

Dividers by @cafekitsune

Well isn’t this fucking great. Once again the new student was upstaging you. Well not really, but it felt like it! Any time you’d answer a question, he’d answer the next one. He’s was so annoying and infuriating and- not hot. You’d never let yourself think that. Never.

“Are you alright?”

Shit. He was next to your desk.

“I’m fine.” You mumble as you close your notebook and put it in your bag.

“Are you sure? Because class ended a minute ago and you’re still sat here” he smirks as he leans over your desk.

“I’m fine. I just zoned out” you say as you pick up your bag and throw your r over your shoulder

“Let me hold your things love” he says softly. And when you freeze he takes your bag off your shoulder “we have 2nd period together too” he smiles.

He has a nice smile.

No. No he doesn’t.

Ok fine maybe he does.

The walk to class is so extremely embarrassing. Your friends are never gonna let you live this down. Of course the first time I hit walks you to class you absolutely despise him; of course.

George drops your stuff at your desk and smiles as he walks away and your cheeks are left burning.

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This repeats itself for a few days, George dropping hints, you being too angry to pick up on them. So he takes matters into his own hands.

“Would you guys maybe want to convince y/n to run for prom Queen?”

Luckily for him, you were already planning on it.

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The morning announcements rang through the classroom, boring the class and killing you with anticipation until you hear

“As you all know, prom is tomorrow, so, it’s time to announce our prom king and queen”

Deep breath

“The winners are…”

Deep breaths

“Y/N and George Davidson”

What

The class started congratulating you and you pushed your feeling aside, you were truly happy!

Then George walked over to you

“So, we won” he smiled

“Mhmm” you nod

“Do me a favor and meet me by the parking lot at lunch, alright gorgeous?” He says softly and you nod.

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When the lunch bell rang you grabbed your things and walked over to the parking lot where you saw George and one of his friends. When George made eye contact with you he smiled before shooing off his friend.

“Hello” he said, smile still stuck to his lips.

“Hi George” you say, sounding suspicious

“Look, y/n. What did I do to make you so angry towards me! You seem lovely and people adore you, so, what did I do?” He asks, you sigh

“Nothing George, it’s nothing, you just seemed cocky” you say, he grabs you hand gently.

“I promise I’m not” he giggles and you nod

“I can tell” you breathe a small laugh and his face lights up at your small smile

“So would you like to be my prom date?” He asks, and how could you say no?

Do y’all want part two with prom?

OMG MARZ CAN WRITE???

Hi hunnys, sorry for never posting, life’s tough lol. But im here now with some gnf for ya!