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I miss playing sports. It’s only been 5 months since the end of my last soccer rec league season. Unfortunately I don’t have that team to come back this fall, and so no sport :( I also miss my rugby teammates, from my one season. They were some of the best teammates I’d had in any apart the very played. I miss having teammates to hang out with. Maybe I should sign up for another rec league…
#I just miss working with the teams#ya know?#not that I was very good at any sport I played 😂#i wouldn’t join another soccer team at this time#unfortunately the team got super toxic at the end and it just wasn’t a fun place to be anymore#i could join another rugby team!#rugby my love 🩷#or learn to play hockey…#haha just kidding.. unless…
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~ Forbidden Magic ~
Ok genuinely I'm so in love with this show and this story and everything about dunmeshi I LOVE IT AAAAAAAA
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#falin dungeon meshi#marcille donato#fanart#blood#cait may#what if we were both girls and i used blood magic to resurrect you and then we shared mana in a bath haha just kidding#unless
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never have i ever seen a better description of my sexuality
#aromantic#asexual#aroace#aspec#ace spec#demisexual#greysexual#graysexual#lgbtq#lgbt meme#aro ace meme#lgbt#mypost#lgbt post#sexuality#aromantic asexual#haha just kidding… unless#lgbt+#me#twitter#lgbt twitter#tweet
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A sort of mad scientist AU where Y/N is, of course, a mad scientist. You suffer from chronic illness and you are desperate to make your experiments work but you struggle without help. You refuse to take on a human assistant out of a desire to not be treated as lesser--as if you can't conduct great, horrific experiments like the other crazed scientists. You stubbornly set yourself to work without any such succor in your tower and the days pass, wearing heavily on your soot marked hands and aching, waning body.
A solution appears right at your feet one evening while rummaging around for some material in the grimy streets (dead animals, toxic waste--the usual to carry out unethical tests) and discover two abandon animatronics in the back alley, left to rot and turn to rust. There's close to zilch hope for the two but you're not a mad scientist for no reason. You drag the endoskeletons home before prompting collapsing for a day or two after overextending yourself and paying the price.
Once you get your strength back (and cursing your weakness) you turn all your effort to cleaning and preparing the endoskeletons. The celestial model of the animatronics would be helpful in your work, no? One after the solar ball of gas which beams heat and light onto the world and the other after the gray rock which brightens the night and tugs on the tides. Sun and Moon. You solder wires and revamp the servos. You hold and handle the limbs and heads of the animatronics as if they were sleeping. Soon, they will wake.
There's just one problem. They need a spark. Not a bit of ember from fire or the first crack of electricity from a splitting fork of lightning. A spark of life. And you contain such material within yourself. It's dangerous to lord over life and play god, but you need them.
The night storms when you prepare the animatronics with their chassis open, lying down on tables. You are steady despite the buzz in your veins in the face of the most dangerous experiment you have conducted yet. With these two are your side, there will be many to come. You spill your blood, split away two pieces of your pulsing core, and set two tiny sparks of life from your beating heart into the animatronics. Your head spins with pain and hope. The hum of servos whirling to life touches your eardrums. A great rumble of thunder shakes the tower. Your vision is slowly swallowed by darkness as you start to collapse but before you fall, two glowing pairs of eyes open.
When you wake, you're in your bed, in the dark, and your chest is bandaged. You hardly have the strength to touch the blood-stains soaking into the gauze but a silver and blue hand stops you. Red eyes pierce you at your bedside, a dark personage holding your wrist. Standing on the other end of your bed is a tall figure with ghostly pale optics falling over you. Dread fills your marrow at what exactly you brought back from death. A raspy voice raises a question. Who are you?
The animatronics. They're alive. They want answers, and you are more than willing to supply them. You give a very detailed, breathy response about how this all came to be, and when you propose that they become your assistants in your endeavors, they silently share a glance and nod in unison.
Though you fear you got off to a rough start with them putting you into bed after making sure your heart was still beating, they prove to be everything you want—and more. They have no desire to return to whoever tossed them to the street and left them as scrap metal, and you finally have extra hands to hold together metal contraptions and nimble fingers to set the exact scalpel blade size you need in your hand when cutting into a carcass.
They do not infantilize you in your sickness, much to your aching relief. Sun, however, is poignant in reminding you that pushing yourself past your energy capability, such as walking into town and dragging back a metallic frame for a killing contraption, will result in you needing a day of recovery. Moon sharply remarks that willingly subjecting yourself to an overnight of experimenting with beating hearts and lightning strikes will most likely cause a pain flare, but they never stop you. They never decide for you. They see you—not the unending illness clawing at your edges and leaving its marks on your flesh.
Though you learn to manage yourself better—for science, of course. You request Sun's assistance for lifting heavy plates into place before you bolt and screw them down. He's all too cheerful to lend a hand. When it grows late, you allow Moon to lead you to bed before the fire in your muscles becomes a roaring inferno. He tells you softly that he's been recording the number of good and bad days you have, and that your flare-ups don't appear as often when you have a full night's rest. Your assistants are pleased—with the improvement in your experiments, of course.
It's rare, but sometimes you'll catch an odd sentence or two from Sun about where they were before, and how much nicer it is here. You give them much. You don't shout or throw things at them. He lays a hand over his chassis and smiles. Moon will look at you sometimes, and when you ask why he's staring, he says that you have never raised a hand to them. It's strange. He thought all mad scientists were the same. He's glad to be wrong.
You're glad they're with you too. Your science has never been madder and you don't lay through bad days alone anymore. You don't like talking about your chronic illness. The discussions you've had in the past with peers and professors revolved around how you're handling it and what it's doing to you today. Can you still do your work? It's not mad or experimental or new—it's just sad. Other people think you're sad and pitiful, and you would rather die trying to conduct a hazardous experiment than ever stop to tend to yourself.
Sun and Moon learn to take your mutters and curses in stride when another flare-up hits. They ask questions occasionally, wondering how long you've lived with this and if it would ever be cured but they seem to already suspect the answer. Sure, you've tried several times to manufacture an antidote to whatever poison sits in your veins, but such endeavors have only ended with you waking up, lying in your own vomit. They don't give you pity, not like the others have. No, Sun holds your hand between his large digits and asks if you've eaten anything yet. Moon touches your shoulder when you stare out of the circular window in your tower and asks if he can walk you to your bed.
They need you, and they know what great work you're doing here, crafting weapons of mass destruction, simmering glowing liquids, and putting together new creations—not like them, no. Nothing compares to your assistants.
#mad scientist au#i just don't know what this is exactly but it's here so take it#mad scientist!reader#assistant!sun#assistant!moon#be a shame if y/n did try to make a third lovely assistant animatronic but used a thread of their mind instead of a spark from their heart#haha just kidding#unless...#this mad work
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Ludovica and Luck from @pepurika 's web comic, Tiger, Tiger!
(inspired by the Sophie and Howl kiss from Howl's Moving Castle)
#tiger tiger#webcomic#illustration#ks sketches#what if we were girls and you were wreaking world-ending havoc and we kissed...just kidding haha... unless ?
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returned from the dead to offer this
i might make a part two who knows hee hee
part two | part three
#haikyuu#i love cheesefish art#haikyuu!!#haikyuu fanart#kuroo testuro#hq art#hq kuroo#kuroo tetsurou#haikyuu bokuto#bokuto koutarou#bokuto kotaro#hq bokuto#hq suna#suna rintarō#suna rintarou#hq nekoma#inarizaki#fukurodani#*disappears for another 2 months*#haha. no just kidding. unless
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all three together! 💚💙🧡
(sorry for the repost, I just like seeing finished series all together)
#somebody talk to me about what art movements and artists i relate to the dream team or ill cry#haha just kidding#unless...#dteamblr#dream team#dreamwastaken#dreamblr#georgenotfound#gnf#404blr#sapnap#pandasblr#my art#???? kind of ????#i do irl collage too so ill count it el oh el#collage
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TW: mentions of pretty much everything terrible. 🍇, trafficking, all of the above.
CLASS OF 09 RANT, FLIP SIDE SPOILERS
Ok not my usual post (I’ve posted twice ik but shush) but what the freak was the flip side??….. I was a huge fan of class of 09 + the re up but this game was so.. what’s the word….. dog shit? Even if we ignore half of the game being about the creators weird foot fetish, the sl@ve ending was so unnecessary. I feel like the only thing in that route that was worth writing was the issue in retail work and that wasn’t even the star focus, let alone side focus. The main plot of that route was the counselor having some weird illegal 🌽 warehouse, jecka finding it, and then him blackmailing her into human 🚙 🚙 ing?
The only ending I thought was necessary IF THAT was when Jecka found Nicole after the sue a side ending from re up. I thought it did a decent job at talking about sue a side victims, and how nobody really cares about them until it’s too late, And even then they only care for a week or so and then move on.
But the Jeffery dying one was the most out of place in my opinion (unfortunately it beats the foot ending.) For starters, Nicole was really out of character imo, like yeah she’s talked about wishing Jeffery was dead before, but her actually killing him just out of boredom is so odd. Her entire character is “I don’t put effort into anything unless it benefits me.” Killing Jeffrey was not only ALOT of effort, but she gained absolutely nothing. On top of that, saying it’s different than doing. Like how she talked about wishing her mom was dead, but then when she had a heart attack, she panicked. Plus, she PLANNED on making Jecka take some of the blame on his death, which she stated in past games she wouldn’t do. She literally never put Jecka in harms way, let alone jail if it didn’t also benefit them both. But this didn’t, she just did it to do it.
While we’re talking about Nicole being out of character, I feel it valid to mention her and Jeckas dad. For obvious (and gross) reasons, I won’t be detailing this, but her doing that to Jecka wasn’t fully out of character, but still odd. Like I mentioned earlier, Nicole never really did anything to spite Nicole, so I find it odd that she did in this game. You could blame it on “oh she’s a sociopath she doesn’t care.” But I don’t think that’s inherently true. Yeah, I guess it’s canon she’s a sociopath, but in that case they do a bad job at consistency. She’s shown in both games 1 and 2 caring about people she’s close with, whether it’s Jecka, her mom, or even Emily in one segment. So I find it completely random that she did this to Jecka over something as small as not sharing how she got into foot work. Jeckas done much worse stuff to Nicole, and Nicole just didn’t care because they were friends, or didn’t feel the need to put effort into doing something if she did care. So yeah, Nicole basically screwing Jeckas dad over something so little felt out of character.
One of the few things that bothered me the least, but I feel the need to mention was the foot work stuff. Not because it was out of character, i fear I’ve seen worse stuff mentioned in that game. But I guess the way it was portrayed as less of a story plot and more of the creator trying to live out his fantasies. He himself has stated Jeffrey is basically a self insert, so the whole being sexually obsessed with Jecka and her feet felt REALLY weird. Compared to Nicole’s my space favor thing, this just felt dirty. For comparison. Both Jecka and Nicole took up sex work to keep a home life or lackthereof, they both got money from strangers to do sexual things, and they both hated doing it. But why did Jeckas feel so much more personal and gross? Because the actual sex work was shown. In graphic detail. And all of Jeffrey’s (the creators) personal thoughts were stated with no backlash. Jeffery literally asked Jecka if she would 🍒feed him, and he was excused. When Nicole was asked the same hing from the same guy, he was insulted, yelled at, even told to leave.
So, creepy creator who’s obsessed with his barely legal characters, Jecka being sold to 🚙 🚙ing agaisnt her will, Jeffrey being murdered for no reason other than a giggle or two from his haters, Jecka accidentally killing Ari cause she was drunk driving, feet fan service, and fan service in general aside, the game is left only with the regular drug and alcohol abusage we always see. which in the game that was advertised as a new experience felt really stale and honestly left me bored. The ONE SINGULAR time during this game that I giggled was when the hat man appeared in the Ari route.
If you’ve fully ignored everything I said in this, maybe didn’t care, or didn’t even read it. Id just like to mention for everyone that the creator of this game said that anybody who disliked him, his games, his writing, or his humor were kid diddlers. In full seriousness. So yeah, no shock this game was bad, but I guess I shouldn’t have expected better from someone who thinks his haters are all child likers. All this being said, I enjoyed class of 09, and the re up. I’m hoping the anime episode that comes out soon with be a decent save. all of THAT being said, I don’t support this creator. I don’t support his actions, I think he’s a shitty person who’s made some shitty jokes, but made some not so shitty games that I decently enjoyed. I also haven’t bought them, so none of my money has gone towards him or his projects. I in NO WAY support him. Thanks for reading.
Feel free to comment down some of your own opinions if you feel so inclined, I’m interested in what everyone else thought of this game :))
#class of 09#class of 09 flipside#class of 09 the re up#co09 jecka#co09 nicole#co09 emily#co09#I’m just a tad upset because I was so hype for this game#and it was doo doo#like really bad#terrible imo compared to 1 and 2#but don’t tell SBN3 cause he’ll call me a kid liker#cause that’s how that works I guess#anyways#yeah feel free to ignore me#also don’t take me too seriously#I’m serious but I fear this is such a non issue#so yeah again don’t take me seriously#unless u want to#then that’s ur problem tho#class of 09 jeckole#jeckole#jeckole was so canon in this game tho hello???z#jecka literalky asked Nicole to date her#twice#and Nicole asked her the same thing last game#so its basically canon#haha#I’m delusional but happy#jeckole or emicole?
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Miniature Food Earrings
#please buy my ravioli earrings i was so proud of them lmao#just kidding#haha unless..?#i'm so sorry#just entertaining myself down here#food tw#miniature food#food jewelry#miniature food jewelry#novelty jewelry#handmade
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you're rubbing off on me
#stressmonster101#iskall85#hermitblr#hermitcraft 10#stresskall#haha just kidding#unless..?#look i can take only so much flirting before i start to ship a motherfucker
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I'm sosososo sorry if this wasn't how you intended it but why is your recent post phrased like grian in going to fuck his way into having a higher reputation 😭😭
🤫🤫🤫
#ask#scarian#he’s messing with scar while also being like /j ? /srs ? haha just kidding Unless..#just flirting with him a bit. goofing around. they’re on and off Exes to me#have they done it before well Yes 🤔#i get so crazy over life series scarian#i think they flirt no matter what’s going on#scar does it too like you’re not even gonna kiss me goodbye ? and grians like. next time !
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stickers i made for a con :>
i want to add one more but i'm undecided between fengqing and yinquan :S
#what if i made them into charms haha just kidding o.o unless...???#fr i might just print the mshng and sngchng for myself lmaoooo#ive never made merch for this fandom outside of stickers so idk if theyd be received well sdjsdjsdsad#should i do a poll?? 🤔#hualian#wangxian#bingqiu#moshang#sangcheng#tgcf#mdzs#svsss
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"Keep my boyfriend out of your f***ing boat”
I'm pretty sure this mofo Finnegron (I'm not bothering remembering his name) is the one who kidnaps and beats Callum up so I hope Rayla whips his ass.
What if- WHAT IF. He asks her to fight in the arena again giving Callum in exchange for winning. She didn't win in the short story because she got discracted cuz Callum but maybe she will win now because he wants to save him! her weakness being her strenght now!
I doubt it will happen but It sounds angsty enough and I like it
Either way she gonna be insane trying to save him.
Edit: it ended up being the other way but I'm happy.
#rayla smith and finn rock#will smith slap#the dragon prince#what if you saved me from pirates and we had an ocean kiss after haha just kidding... unless?#rayllum#i dont like this finn guy he is showing too much skin and is distracting#he is no that good looking ok average at best ok not my type at all#rayla is gonna lose her marbles when callum gets kidnapped#i wonder if his thunder will call domina or some sht we will see!#also i guess rayla will guide them to scumport since they said she would guide them in some place she was?#and then they reveal scumport in the short and finn guy appears in the trailer?#Rayla that guy leading the ring is gonna kidnap your bf in a few weeks RAYLA#rayla x callum#tdp s5#mystery of aaravos#tdp spoilers#tdp rayla#shitpost#YEAH
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Pit babe ft. comments (1)
other Pit babe posts <3
#pit babe#pit babe the series#bl textposts#the way i knew the screenshots of random comments from various social media platforms would come in handy#< that's me justifying having 50.000 screenshots in my gallery btw#haha just kidding... unless?#bl crack#charlie x babe#charliebabe#bl drama#thai bl
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there's so much talent in this fandom why haven't we romhacked apollo justice and made a rewritten dual destinies that continues what the previous game established and gives trucy a more important role etc. i think we can do it guys
#we could even bring back some forgotten characters#we could do anything#i volunteer for sprite making#haha just kidding.... unless#ace attorney#aa#aj trilogy
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Me: I honestly don’t get parasocial relationships. That singer is not your friend. Don’t call that author by their first name. Your favorite YouTuber doesn’t know you and probably wouldn’t care to. Just consume their media and move on. Their work can be important to you, but you won’t be important to them. Just be normal.
Dropout and Dimension20: *exists*
Me: The only thing stopping me and Brennan Lee Mulligan from being the very best of friends is that we’ve never actually met.
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