#And we were both boys

[kausparty]

historians will say they're masov and nilsen coded..

[bookish-cravings]

Absolutely nobody can tell me Jayvik isn’t canon after the finale, is there anything gayer than your partner being doomed by the narrative and all you’ve wanted for a while now is to have him back and in his final moments you embrace him and rest your foreheads together and refuse to leave him alone and he is doomed already but you choose to doom yourself out of love and loyalty to him because you’d rather be doomed with him than go on without him, like isn’t that the entire point, we are doomed because we love, you guys, they are so in love with each other, they are so canon, you guys, you guys-

[laughffy]

au where everything is the same but zoro got stitched up from his duel with mihawk by sanji

[soullessjack]

what if we kissed in the Garden of Gethsemane after the last supper and I did not refuse your treacherous kiss which identified me to the police of Sanhedrin but instead I kissed you in return to show that I still love you and forgive you for betraying me and we were both boys

[lordoflucky]

I will never be normal about Barok's motif showing up in Albert's Reminiscence theme. What do you mean it plays low and gentle in the background before entering the main melody. In contrast to every other use of Barok's motif where it enters as dramatic and forcefully as possible- even in Barok's own character theme the song pauses in anticipation for his motif. What do you mean that the song restarts its loop not even 10 seconds after Barok's motif finishes. Why would the composers do that. What do you mean Barok's motif ends Albert's reminiscence.

For those who want to hear what I'm talking about: Barok's motif shows up at (1:15) and (1:08) of Albert's reminiscence. It's easier to hear that 1:15; 1:08 is when it plays quietly in the background. Best heard in comparison to the version of Barok's motif that plays in 'A Great Blaze' at (0:42), since they both play more slowly.

[haine-kleine]

Fulfilling my quota of Touyadoomposting by going back to this theory and expanding it. This is mostly a crack theory except instead being funny everything is just horrible lololol

Ok so as silly as the Tenko's entire life being orchestrated by AFO pretty much since he was born reveal was, it also gave us the fact AFO used to have drinking dates with his father specifically for the purpose of making him as abusive to Tenko as possible.

Combine this with the weirdly OOC fact that Enji gave up on achieving the number one place at the ripened age of 20. Sure, Allmight's shining beacon of hope and strength may have been a source of great jealousy for a young and upcoming number two pro hero but come on now. 20 is still a teenager, why are you giving up without even trying.

Enji's admirable hero quality is determination.

No matter how insecure he secretly was, giving up at 20, with a perfectly healthy body, and putting all of his determination into making a kid with a quirk stronger than his own and making that kid achieve his dream in his place, is not even backwards logic, it makes absolutely no sense. Enji is not even one of the quirks obsessed characters, he has never been interested in anyone's quirk besides his own and his sons'. Despite his weakness (overheating), he is all about pushing through and overcoming it. To put this shortly, Enji is dumb as a shoe a very single-minded person. This is simply not someone who would entertain such concepts as perfect quirks or eugenics.

You know who does though? Yeah, this guy.

Enji is ruled by his emotions and has tragically low emotional intelligence. This makes him very susceptible to manipulations. And AFO is one hell of a manipulator. A villain obsessed with destroying Allmight and the number two hero who dreams of throwing Allmight off his pedestal. Why wouldn't AFO seek him out? If he saw that seed of self-doubt and carefully nurtured it, Enji giving up despite being so young would start making sense. Enji seeking out a quirk marriage would also make sense (I refuse to believe this man is the only one who came up with this idea in the entire manga). He clearly didn't know what he was doing.

Even choosing a Himura as a candidate for his little eugenics experiment would start making sense if it was actually AFO's suggestion. The Himuras are famous for their strong ice quirks, and Enji's goal was creating a heir whose heat tolerance would be higher than his. This is basic logic. Having babies with a woman who has an ice quirk and is vulnerable to heat won't land you any kids with a fire tolerance higher than your own. He set himself up for failure, they all came out like Touya

Granting Enji's logical thinking abilities the benefit of doubt, we look the other way and spot Garaki being involved in this case. AFO wanting to see what would come out of genetically combining strong ice and fire quirks just for the sake or his curiousity makes so much more sense than Enji being unable to comprehend his choice for the quirk marriage wasn't even fit for his goal. Touya did eventually end up in AFO and Garaki's child laboratory, which was the purpose of Garaki fronting as a quirks doctor for kids. And Enji was in contact with Garaki since Touya was 4 years old.

Also makes for such an evil irony that Touya's trauma stems from him seeking a reason for his existence and not finding one. And the entire reason for his very birth is just AFO being a cold-blooded quirkist manipulator

[loomingclouds]

what if we went to the candle section and smelled all the candles

[rouzys]

what if we were boybestfriends who were rookies growing into our spots on the team together

[mikerickson]

This surprising hypothesis, published today in Earth and Planetary Science Letters, stems from plate tectonic reconstructions for the Ordovician period noting the positions of 21 asteroid impact craters. All these craters are located within 30 degrees of the equator, despite over 70 per cent of Earth’s continental crust being outside this region, an anomaly that conventional theories cannot explain. The research team believes this localised impact pattern was produced after a large asteroid had a close encounter with Earth. As the asteroid passed within Earth’s Roche limit, it broke apart due to tidal forces, forming a debris ring around the planet—similar to the rings seen around Saturn and other gas giants today.

[lwlegal]

a series of events....

[calamitycodified]

do you think they've ever explored each other's bodies

[rooolt]

having a real normal one

[domeniudulce]

[v4mpyrfag]

nothing in this world quite like getting high and sleepily rolling over and letting the bf put his hands wherever while he peruses the forcemasc tumblr tag 😁😁😁😆

[donnovien]

What if we kissed in the third destroyed city on the left, just past the mound of dead horses?

[matcatter]

get yourself a boyfriend who infodumps his favorite mario games' lore and shows off his mariosona to you as you swoon and twirl your hair about it