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local bastard man terrorizes infant population, yharnamites wonder if outsiders will ever be stopped
(also if you’ve never poked the sole of a baby’s lil foot and watched their toes curl up like a roly-poly you are Missing Out.)
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Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

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I’d love it if Fromsoft dedicated the next 6 years of development to various Victorian Horror themed games that aren’t Bloodborne as exclusives for every platform except Sony. 2026 is Duskbloods for Nintendo, 2027 is Borne Of Night for the Sega Saturn, 2028 is Bleeding Sunset for the PC98, 2029 is Basketborne for arcades, 2030 is Duskbloods Kart for Newgrounds, 2031 is Back 4 Borne for the Nokia C32, and 2032 is an anonymous yet suspiciously pro quality drop of a 60 character Bloodborne fighting game executable that runs in MUGEN.
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The year is 2015. FromSoftware is making a gothic horror themed game with heavy theming around blood, and it is a console exclusive for the PlayStation 4 to sell more PlayStations 4. Sony will proceed to sit on the IP and do nothing with it for the next ten years.
The year is 2025. FromSoftware is making a gothic horror themed game with heavy theming around blood, and it is a console exclusive for the Switch 2 to sell more Switches 2. Nintendo will proceed to sit on the IP and do nothing with it for the next ten years.
The year is 2035. FromSoftware is making a gothic horror themed game with heavy theming around blood, and it is a console exclusive for the
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(r/relationshipadvice)
Gf will only have sex with me if we toss each other around the room and have a roleplay anime battle where one of us gets pinned. It's very tiresome but very hot. Does anyone have any new super moves i can use because my holy crescent sword beam is getting stale and she's learning to dodge my attacks. Every time she wins she just smirks and monologs and then we don't have sex. I'm open to any ideas for new strategies or weapons
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Micolash art!
The cage of mensis is such a pain to draw
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