#had several heart attacks

[rokhal]

I’M BACK BABY!!!!!

Staff said it was just a glitch.

[dr-robert-chase-apologist]

when you're watching House and the patient has your diagnosis:

[vii-doodles]

Are you a Jedi or a Sith? Who do you pick?

[infiniteorangethethird]

Day 7: animated

Here take this, it'll be important on your journey

not perfect not flawless but a secret third thing (I had fun making it)

[flowerflamestars]

the rolling in the graves snippet

Nesta’s voice emerged from the closet, breathless with anger in a way that piqued Lucien’s every interest, entire focusing concern. “It has to be the silk taffeta?” Word spit like a curse, coming around the corner half in a bodice she was quite actively falling out of, Nesta froze at the sight of Lucien in the middle of white rug she hated. Stopped, one arm crossed over her chest, and like it didn’t break him clean in half, smiled. That quick quirk, her real smile, sharp and small. “Lucien.” In daylight, in domesticity, her sister rattling around downstairs, Nesta saying his name. Lucien slid forward, mindful of the intimacy it truly was, brushing his palm down her bare arm. “Nesta.” She made a face, a quick-change of amusement, scowling gorgeous at the pause before she pulled him close. An exhale, the slow sloping sun of late afternoon picking up a brighter, bloodier metric across her walls, pink and gold across Nesta’s bare skin. Even Lucien’s magic wanted. “Nesta,” Lucien said again, heedless of half filling his mouth with her hair, “What’s wrong?” Shoulders low and teeth sharp against his collarbone, Nesta nuzzled as close as skin and bone would allow, before she sighed. “Fucking temple before dinner. Feyre wants us to match.” “Like children,” Elain said, sunnily, from the doorway, unbothered by their closeness or the hiss Nesta let out, pure temper in the sound. “Mother had better taste.” “Mother was a tyrant,” Nesta heaved out, tipped back in Lucien’s arms but not away, hand bunched in his shirt more than a small wonder. She turned in place, wordlessly offering him her half-bared back, pink-blotched neck curved down. “Vanserra’s good with knots.” His first, desperate urge, was to kiss her nape. To follow Nesta down, heady on the sheer acknowledgement of one true thing. His second was to start lighting things on fire. Lucien could see where she’d tried to get it herself. Where the boning, structuring sheer panels around her waist, had dug in so deep as to leave marks. “Gifts,” Nesta sighed, poisonous. “From the High Lord.”

[yeonban]

Bewildering of me to say this but out of all my 50+ muses, Tobias is the one you're going to be safest around. Safest in all senses. The next in line is Alhaitham but while he has the smarts to think of ways to protect you, he doesn't have the means or resources to do so in the worst case scenarios. Assuming Tobias likes you, he can and will go out of his way to keep you intact no matter if you're in a life or death situation or joining him for the world's most dangerous shenanigans. You can always count on the fact that he won't let you die even if you're sure you will!

[regular-lord-reckoner]

i’m home !!

procedure went real well, everything was really smooth and almost as soon as they said, “you can count backwards if you want,” i don’t think i even said ten before i was suddenly in recovery and sipping some ginger ale.

honestly the worst part was the iv because they had to do it on the side of my wrist because apparently my veins are crooked ?? i just hate ivs anyway so that’s no surprise but other than that no complaints.

everyone was real nice and made sure i was well taken care of (my nurse even had me pee one more time before so she wouldn’t have to do a catheter which with my history…..thank you)

but yeah, i’ll have a follow up in about a month just to make sure everything’s good and the iud is doing its thing !!

i do have some cramping and bleeding but that’s normal, although a little funny because i literally just stopped my period yesterday but…oh well !! hopefully in a few months i won’t have hardly any so this we can handle and i hace some medicine (and my ~medicine) that’ll help so i’m all set.

mom had to go run some errands so my little recovery buddy is keeping me company. also, a moment of recognition for my new favorite shirt (thank you as always, Boss Dog Art; i’ve already got my eye on another one that says, “i think therefore i am against transphobia around the world” or something like that and it’s got a cool skeleton on it; this is my third shirt from them and they’re really comfy and good quality so not sponsored but check them out, they seem cool):

[thinkingabout-girls]

Was. Was that too weird. /genq . Iwasnt trying like. Be too weird or anything

no you’re good dw i just mentally hit a brick wall at full speed and honestly it was really funny

[humblewonderer]

Thinking about the random stranger's whose gas bill kept haunting me. I hope you paid your bill so the government leaves me alone

[letluigisaythefword]

what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck.

i always wondered what my reaction would be to seeing a person i watch in real life and now i guess i know???

i just walked past joe hills in the hotel im in for pax unplugged. i proceeded to. freak the fuck out on the way up to our room. my friend is cackling abt my reaction.

[seranthy]

crazy how my mom did nothing for me except put me in situations that physically, emotionally, mentally, sexually traumatized me and created an environment where I was sexually abused by all the men and boys she allowed to be around me and left me alone with yet has the audacity to say she's a great mother like are you serious I almost let the neighborhood pedophile abduct me just to get away from you. You have the audacity to say daddy coddled me and babied me, insinuating that he made me weak, yet the “coddling” in question was just him being a good father and protecting me from you, who would hit me and strangle me and throw me against walls, your disabled and chronically ill child, just because my crying was frustrating you. I was crying because I was afraid of you, but sure, threaten to “give me something to cry about,” that'll definitely make the toddler with chronic pain from head to toe stop crying.

[mostmouse]

omg hi again pookie I saw that recent cove fic and ATE IT UPPPP 😩 literally jumped when I saw it was by you cause my fave boy written by one of my fave smut authors ?!?!?!? I’m dead

I wanna request cove being rough with a bratty reader (fem or gn) because reader was teasing him all day im down horrendous rn 🫣 but ofc if you refuse that’s fine i know cove isn’t at the forefront of your brain rn but anyways yeah i love your work!!!!!

I am SO sorry it took so long! You wouldn’t believe the last six months I’ve had… clinically insane. I just posted this bestie! Realized as I was finishing it up, not everyone is into anal… if that’s not your cup of tea, let me know and I’ll do something different!!

[selfspinninglies]

Hi what the fuck just happened

[onlyshestandsthere]

with or without smut your fic is still beyond amazing

Thank you! But there absolutely will be smut. Kit (and Jade at this point lbh) has been through a lot and deserves a nice orgasm (or several) with a pretty girl.

[lostandbackagain]

it only lasted like 5 pages but I really prefer dustfinger's scars being disfiguring rather than "drawn on with a pencil"

[fooltofancy]

a few too many things have happened in the last five days, i have decided.