#ha.... king of fishing

[dinoserious]

now look at this

[eaissilyy]

Golden Lineage brothers (-Minus Mohg because he’s an independent man who prefers to call himself the lord of his own right) fishing trip be like:

(Godwyn is fully on board with this. They sent the pics to Godfrey who’s hiking in the most random ass place ever and has no connection until next month. Godwyn also sent the pic to Godrick who posted on private account ‘why am I NOT invited’ it’s because Morgott hates his lazy ass and Mohg has an unknown beef with his nephew.)

I LOVE GODWYN AS A LOVELY BROTHER but I believe given the opportunity Mohg would annoy him so much bye ✋✋

[14dayswithyou]

This angel has another question! \o

do you have a general idea of what renrens voice would sound like? like a celebrity, singer, or maybe just a general description?

i hope all is going well for you 🫶🫶

✦゜ANSWERED: Ren's singing vc can be found here (I misread the original ask and thought it said "sings like", not "sounds like" sdksdgjs), but it also includes what I think Ren's talking voice would sound like ^^

But!! if I had to give an example, I've always imagined Eve (from Nier) to be very similar to Ren's talking voice!! It's soft, timid, and has that curious lilt to it — but also has dat [REDACTED] edge as well >:3

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

[desultory-novice]

I get the feeling that Adeline is the most likely to get therapy.

...She'll probably need it too... (Pausing the fun times for something dreadfully serious) -

"Pieces"

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[Apologies AU Masterpost] [Noir's Field Trip]

[valsnonsense]

dives headfirst into the Trolls fandom with the rarest of rarepairs

I'm sorry but these two have taken over my life. I dunno what it is about these two but I freakin LOVE them so much

Very much @ohposhers design for Trollex cuz thank god someone else hated his design and gave him hair (the Skrillex sweater killed me)

Also it's a personal headcanon of mine that the Techno trolls are HUGE compared to land trolls. I mean they're basically mermen, let them be giant fish people.

So Trollex and JDs height difference is dramatic hdbdhbdbjdiedj. JD is gonna hug the shit outta Poppy later for introducing them

Also what is this ship name called???? I've seen Fishipping as a name???? I dunno lol

[cherrirui-official]

Sorry I've been gone for pretty much all month, the ancient ones awakened from their slumber and only I could defeat them. Anyways Happy Pride! Yippee!!

[raventroll80]

Okay we all know about oarfish, but have any of you seen a unicorn crestfish?

Like, look at this guy! Why’s your head like that buddy? It’s like the oarfish’s weird cousin.

[lets-go-banana-fishing]

Happy BirthDAY?! Ash deserves the whole MONTH

Happy very late birthday to Ash can't believe Mappa let you have TWO pretty boyfriends

[foreveranonymousfa]

LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO

[this-tumbleweed-surecan-fish]

Night Five of the Seven Holy Nights of Jeremy: Lore (go wild with headcanons)

:)

Warning for mild body horror, alcohol, implied consumption of poison, is it self harm to rip at the plants growing out of your body?. And an attempt to squeeze literal years of headcanons into a little oneshot.

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Jimmy ducked under a piece of paper that had been hung on the ceiling. The entire room was plastered with paper, schematics and floorplans. In the center of it all sat Joel at a low desk.

"I heard about your project," Jimmy spoke up, trying to make sense of the plans, but there seemed to be no rhyme or reason to where Joel had hung what. Lizzie had told him about it and how she wasn't sure how Joel expected to make it a reality.

Joel looked up at him. He hadn't been outside in a while, the leaves in his hair had gotten pale and didn't cover his horns fully, and the vines he usually kept neatly trimmed grew around his right arm, creeping higher, towards his shoulder.

"I know it's very big, so I wanted to offer some help. There are plenty of people in the Codkingdom who could help with the construction." Lizzie had said that she'd thought Joel had calculated the scale wrong. That she just had vastly underestimated how big he wanted it to be. Jimmy hadn't gotten anything exact out of her, but it was ambitious. That much he knew.

"Oh. Thanks," Joel said. "But that won't be necessary."

Jimmy frowned. "What do you mean? The more help, the faster it goes, right?"

Joel weighed his head side to side slightly. "Maybe, but... Desoe az kepala," he then said.

Jimmy wracked his brain but he didn't know what that was supposed to mean.

"I've seen it translated as 'The act of creation is holy'," Joel went on. "It's an important saying." He plucked a leaf of the vine growing from his forearm and rolled it between his fingers before flicking it away.

"So it's not something you want to let foreigners in on?"

"No exactly," Joel frowned. "Take this pot, for instance," he tapped the rim of a pretty pot that multiple scrolls had been stuffed in.

"It's a nice pot," Jimmy said. Some complicated plant-y spirally pattern.

"I made it," Joel said. "I formed it from clay, I carved the design, I mixed the slip, I covered it in slip, I carved the slip away until the design looked like this, I lit the kiln and I kept it burning until the pot was done. Do you know what that means?"

"That... you made it? From scratch?" Jimmy said lamely. It sounded like a whole lot of work, but they were technically talking about a palace, not a single pot.

"It means that I gave this pot a part of me. I dedicated days to bringing it into existence and sealed those days into it's clay. Desoe az kepala. I am this pots creator and this pot is a part of me. As long as it exists so do I, at least a sliver of me. To make something truly yours, you have to be the one to make it."

"You can't honestly be planning to build the entire palace on your own!" Jimmy protested.

"I'm not. I don't know how to make glass panes and Mezalea has an excellent concrete factory for a reason," Joel waved off.

"But... the construction?"

"The Mother Tree gave me the gift to create clones for a reason," he said dismissively and reached for a cup, taking a sip. The liquid was deep red against his lips, staining them a little. "You want some wine?" Joel asked.

"Which kind is it?"

"Strong kind."

"No thanks," Jimmy shook his head. "I have things to do tomorrow."

Joel shrugged, ripped an azalea blossom from his head and dropped it into the wine before picking up his pen again.

[daughterofsarenrae]

Kal-El might not be the smartest fish but at least he's pretty!

[everyfandom72]

god why does his hair look like that 😱

[third-king-of-salmonids]

am i fighting you every time i fight megalodontia? or are you just one specific megalodontia? have you been killed before

WELL, IM MEGALODONTIA PRIME

@bluekingofsalmonids HOWEVER IS MEGALODONTIA ALPHA

THERES A COUPLE OTHERS ON PART TIME/IN TRAINING BUT THE BEAR THINKS WE’RE ALL THE SAME GUY WHICH IS HILARIOUS

AND AS FOR IF IVE BEEN KILLED THATS A PRETTY PERSONAL QUESTION ISNT IT? RUDE!

[brilliantfantasticgeronimo]

that time when u think u made a connection but it was actually just mishearing a word / misunderstanding a noun. ESL struggles.

[swan2swan]

Remembering how the comics even ruined the Earth King's character... the feats in that were staggering