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we are the daughters of the parents who had sex and got pregnant
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“but what if i’m being annoying :(“ everyone’s annoying dipshit it came free with fucking being alive and existing. now go talk to your friends
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i explained the concept of freaking it to my 15,000 year old grandfather and he remained motionless within the glacier
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Xenomorph frogs - Sculptures by Li Changchun
2018
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I just wanted to share with you that one of my university's riding mares accidentally got pregnant because they lent her out to be a teaser for a local stud, and the stud's owner put a Trojan Magnum condom on the stud, which apparently broke.
Oh. My. God.
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customer was a shitlib, and treatlerite. one night she orders grubhub, drunker than usual. kamala harris had lost the election. i delivered chipotle as a male driver. she didn't like that. not. one. bit.
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i'm bisexual because i'm attracted to both flesh and machinery
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