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astr0phil1a · 1 year ago

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guys I SWEAR i do more than thirst in here, i am actually working on a fic, BUT

can we PLEASE talk about johnny’s big nose like— it’s the perfect throne 😩 i wanna sit on his face so bad like

I HEAR SOMETHIN PURRIN

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captain-flint · 1 year ago

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Crowley literally fighting for his life here looking like he's about to throw up and pass out trying to 'hold that thought'

#good omens #goodomensedit #goedit #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #david tennant #michael sheen #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #i've never seen a more realistic love confession on tv #my guy was Struggling #but the way he just stops breathing when aziraphale interrupts him #like he's literally about to burst #😭😭😭#my stuff

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lotus-pear · 1 year ago

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bsd rewatch w my friend means obligatory art of my fav found family ever

#WAAAAAAAAAUUUUGHHHHHHHH I MISS THEM SO FUCKING MUCH YOU GUYS GENUINELY DON'T UNDERSTAND..............................................#LIKE. NOT A DAY GOES BY WHERE I DONT THINK ABT THEM UEUUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#bro i didn't mean to make atsushi that short LMFAO it's ok tho bc he's their little boy. their son #literally was in the trenches drawing kunikida bc i've been drawing twinks for so long i forgot how to draw actual MEN😭😭#when will my family return from the war.....................................................................#rewatching bsd made me realize its just a rly shitty slice of life romcom featuring ml dazai and his tired work partner/husband #and the story of how they got their first kid. sopping wet pathetic kitten of a boy they picked up off the riverbank #anyway theyre all so dear to me you don't understandddddd i love these dumbass partners and their little tiger boy :((((((((((((((#bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #atsushi nakajima #nakajima atsushi #doppo kunikida #kunikida doppo #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #kunikidazai #knkdz #lotus draws

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mr-malumm · 3 months ago

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Hey guys did you know agent 1 is in the new helluva boss short hey guys did you know agent 1 is in the new helluva boss short hey guys did yo

#guys i woke up at 9:30 then showered and looked at my phone at 10:06 and i have DOZENS of dms being like “MAL 1 IS IN THE SHORT #the biggest surprise of my entire life #thats my darling husband #i fell for the fucking fbi agent #i am literally inconsolable #ive been crying all day #i serious could not handle it #i am not ok HAHAHHAHA #agent 1 helluva boss #hes my baby #helluva boss #helluva boss fanart #agent 1 #agent one #agent 2 #agent two #agent 2 helluva boss #my art

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trashcanwithsprinkles · 2 months ago

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Baizhu design :V ? For funsies totally not going to draw him or anything

had way too much fun with this one hahah

#listen i know that baizhu's eyes should be red in theory here but like #im too used to my golden eyed princess to change that #plus its funnier what with the whole childe crush list #also im sorry but i can't think how to explain it away rn #baizhu's not even a relevant character so it doesn't even matter but still #we'll just roll w it #anyway #we can name baizhu's snake smth else too #idk what #just in case anyone here doesn't realize gui is herbalist gui #hilariously enough gui also fits like. a good chunk of childe's crush list #like he's only missing the 'being able to beat his ass' and the 'deep voice'#the rest of it checks out iirc #childe; still a bit in shock at the revelation: huh- the husband is literally just some guy #gui; very friendly and polite and sweet invites ajax into the convo and never sidelines him and is always happy to meet new people:#childe; touched and charmed: yeah ok this makes sense actually. i get it #guizhong and ping yan only found out about the short crush like. months after LMAO #changsheng and gui are cannonically gossip buddies so i think the dynamic would be hilarious whenever baizhu goes to the clan #changsheng dumps a bunch of homework/tests on him to run and then goes sit w gui to the side to gossip for the rest of the day #she approved the husband from day1

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septembersung · 8 months ago

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In real life, the traddest men I know: change diapers; do chores; are present and playful with their kids; take good care of their wives; work 50+ hours a week to provide for their families; literally never think about the 1950s.

#there is literally ONE (1) guy at my trad parish who is kind of a problem. he’s a) young b) apparently terminally online #and he is surrounded by the other trad husbands who have quietly mutually agreed to Change Him #my life #everything online is disconnected from reality and an aesthetic pipe dream #in real life trad communities differ just like other communities do #but my parishes are not that unusual #there’s a variety of opinion and practice but everybody is basically grounded and sane #our kids may struggle when they grow up but like. don’t we all #no matter what you do you can’t struggle or rebellion proof your kids #I have a foot in at like 5 different parish groups. I don’t attend them all regularly but I have strong ties with them #besides - ask five trads what it means to be trad and guess how many answers you’re going to get #more than 10 for certain #my catholic thoughts

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suchawrathfullamb · 3 months ago

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If you interpreted Will sipping wine as Hannibal bleeds out on the floor as him just being sassy...oh boy do I have news for you.

#my man was literally dying on the inside #that fucking wine was him drinking to drown his fucking LETHAL LOVE FOR THAT STUPID STUPID CANNIBAL #he was literally realizing he loved him too guys #that was THE moment #don't make jokes about my man's aching moments pls 😭#nbc hannibal #hannigram #will graham #hannibal #murder husbands #hannibal lecter #hugh dancy #mads mikkelsen

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wildsaltair · 1 month ago

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on my knees begging this man to save me from the clutches of desire

#i’m in the THROES of it #I SWEAR this man is so unearthly sexy it’s UNREAL #a more beautiful man there has NEVER been #sexiest man alive every year every century every day #i don’t know who gave him permission to spread his legs so wide but 🥵🥵🥵#i’m on my knees getting the full view honestly #the INTENSITY #the GRIT #the PROMISE OF PASSION HOLY HEAVENS I CANNOT #i need him to absolutely disintegrate my ribcage with his embrace #being normal? never heard of her #broooooo look at his arms #his WRISTS I AM SO ATTRACTED TO THEM #those forearms are thicker than my neck #i need to BITE THEM #the way he’s looking up in the second picture 😱#he is so attractive as the mysterious silent spaniard #literally tripping over myself getting to his bed #this man could do ANYTHING to me #need him to bang me so hard we break the bed and fall into the basement #i would do him. so. good.#he wouldn’t be able to breathe for awhile #sorry guys i’m just FERAL for this photoshoot #it’s so SEXY SO HOT SO ENTICING #i am a simp for maximus every single day of my life #he’s my beloved husband whose heart i treasure and whose forehead i long to kiss tenderly #but i am also FLAMING WITH DESIRE for this big strong warrior #GET ME IN A FAMILY WAY MAXIMUS I AM BEGGING YOU #gladiator #russell crowe

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z0mba3-g4l · 2 months ago

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Oh Lord, I love him!!!! I can't wait until he's back from work to talk with him again <3

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joinmeinjoy · 3 months ago

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Very interesting to me that Abigail preferred Hannibal over Will, but Will had an emotional connection to her that Hannibal didn't - or at least not to the same extent.

I think maybe one day he could've found a stronger bond considering she had also killed and eaten people, but during the series she's really just a tool. Hannibal uses her to like... babytrap Will. And tbf it worked, Will didn't tell Jack what he knew when he discovered Abigail murdered that guy - if he was willing to cover for her, maybe eventually he'd cover for Hannibal too, the 3 of them too intrinsically tied for him to separate, I mean that's the trapping part. But she was just a means to an end, a relationship Hannibal nurtured for his own gain with Will....whereas Will really did view her as his daughter.

Very interesting to me...off-put by Will (especially towards the end of s1), but he had the most vested interest in her well-being out of the pair...

#Thinking abt in s2 when Will still thinks she's dead and asks Freddie not to write about her #And also in s3 when his subconscious takes the form of her #I'm not saying he would have been great or that he's the superior parent or that he's without flaw no no no #(although will graham IS without flaw <33)#But just that he did have a genuine affection for her that Hannibal didnt #Which makes it so much more intriguing that she was always going to Hannibal for things...#Which obviously a lot of that makes sense within the context of him knowing she killed that guy #And her knowing he helped get rid of the body #Like yeah ur both bound by secrets but even THAT was a ploy by Hannibal #But anyway of course you'd go to that person bc that automatically assigns a modicum of trust between you #But she did also just seem to enjoy his company #And listen Will can't be blamed for the end of s1 when he was freaking her out #His brain was literally being boiled in its own juices #He was Not Well #But he was trying #Anyway #Me attempting not to start every post with 'thinking about...'#Several of my drafts start like that and idk what to do #I'm a thinker!! I'm thinking!!#hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram #murder husbands #hannibal nbc

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isa-ah · 3 months ago

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he’s a tired kitsune who spends his time trying to mediate between people and spirits and wandering around cities cleaning up messes he’s framed in by his rival

#oc #he doesn’t have a name yet #his entire character revolves around duality #modernity vs tradition expectation vs reality innocence vs guilt spirits vs people and how he doesnt fit in with either #hes tired and grouchy and has big chompy teeth but hes actually one of my most lawful good types #not literal laws but morally he works very hard to try to make peace so everyone can be comfortable and happy #he has no home and doesnt sleep but he loves to eat lol #my husband made a counter character for him thats a rabbit spirit who plays into the duality too #hes associated with purity & prosperity but in reality hes a thief and a liar who implicates this guy to get away w things #while this guy is assumed to be a mischievous liar but hes a guardian and good omen (for everyone but himself it seems)#i was considering extrapolating his name from inari for obvious reasons but i havent put much other thought into it #he moves silently but brings a chill and the bells and incense on him all play into how spirits are usually portended in japanese mythology #etc etc boring details hi. sorry i made another red/blue character im gay

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writterings · 6 months ago

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the thing they don't tell you about most mlm romance books is that they fucking suck ass

#thinking about like. rw&rb. anything by that author that wrote boyfriend material. most anything on kdp. only one i fw was ari and dante but #even then the random transphobia at the end gave a real bad taste in my mouth #im just in a hater mood rn ignore this unless youre also a hater #but anyways that boyfriend material and the sequel husband material books fucking suck so bad #couldnt even finish the second one #felt like it was trying to make a comment on the queer community but in the most lame and het conformist way possible #literally having a boring lawyer character being like ' i dont feel represented by this #when hes talking about a rainbow decorated gay bar #like ok whatever man but why do we care? why is the author trying to moralize this? why does teh prose suck and why is so much casual #bigotry against welsh people in these books #like fr they call out british bigotry against the irish and then turn around #and every welsh character is bumbling idiot with no personality besides being an idiot and talking about being welsh #like. hello???#also i keep adding to these tags but anyways the author also tried to like #make the main character out to be the bad guy?? when his ex boyfriend exposed all his secrets to the press??#and the author like. portrayed the mc as the bad guy for being upset?? like that is what the second book is about???#its so stupid and victim blamely and utterly lame like these books are so uninspired and feel like the author was just. idk???#also dont get me started on how much i hated rw&rb and finished it #i think i have a post somwhere on this blog abtout it

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334iwatchshit · 1 month ago

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season 8 makes me SICK

#fym i need you?!? GREGORY I AM CRYING #tears in my hilson eyes #fuck im so done with james wilson and gregory house being my evil gay dads #i have five months to live and your making me go thru it ALONE. help.#i need you to tell me that you love me #no. im not gonna tell you that unlesss you fight #greg you sick fuck #you guys went on a date and you need him and your not married i am on the floor crying over them #what the fuck do you mean house flooded a bathroom cause he couldn't properly deal with his grief #i just will not be okay becuase what are you talking about YOU FAKED YOIR DEATH FOR HIM I CANT #when wilson said that he always lets things go and he never minds and he's tired of it i FELT THAT spiritually #james wilson #gregory house #house md #hilson #this bitch literally goes crazy and tries to kill a patient becuase he's grieving his husband #I AM SICK #they are so married i hate them #i cannot stand them #I NEED TO EAT JAMES WILSON #THES AUTISM CREATURES WILL MOT GIVE ME PEACE #i cannot be responsible for the happiness of gregory house #you are responsible #I HATE IT

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moeblob · 3 months ago

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Rey, who is in my very biased opinion, one of the funniest "girls" I have because she's just a guy, truly. Like Rey is just short for Reynold because he was recruited by a a goddess to help the hero she selected and the hero is conveniently Reynold's younger brother. So he agrees to help under the condition that the goddess gives him a female body for the other world. She's like "really odd flex but whatever" and gives him a female form and he's like "you know. I can't really blame anyone but myself for not specifying 'please don't turn me into a Lisa Frank personification'."

#my characters #ya know since i draw daily idk if ill do any challenges this month #i know theres a LOT of them out there but i might hold off and do huevember as a challenge and let this month just be chill #for what its worth he only asks for a female body because his baby brother (like 10 years younger than him)#commented ONE TIME ugh its so weird to have you dote on me like this #why couldnt you have been an older sister or look less suspicious #so when sent to help his brother hes like RIGHT GOT IT GIRL TIME LIKE THE MOST LOGIC COURSE OF ACTION #then does a really good job at helping the hero and then gets abducted by the demon army and #as rey keeps challenging the demons checking on him in the dungeon (who are all very kind?) to just interrogate him already #and they just ask why would they do that? they just wanted her outta the way for a bit #cause they dont actually want to hurt anyone and then the demon lord keeps personally visiting rey and continues #to point out how she gives him a headache and how the core is different than the shell #and so then he offers to revert rey back to his original form and reynold immediately accepts #and so now hes just a guy again surrounded by v nice demons #and hes like please just be mean ive been trained to handle violence you have to stop being nice #im not used to nice ok you have to be mean or else im going to develop stockholm syndrome #and the demons are just ?? we dont .... dont know.... what that is.......... what.....#then he gets engaged to the demon lord and all is well ! he becomes the trophy husband to the demon lord #and the world is saved (it was never at risk)#i have a lot of love for the idiots in this plot #because reynold and sascha are literal husbands thinking oh no my beloved husband is only married out of convenience to meeee #and solei is the goddess who recruited him and is so mad that reynold is more of a gremlin than sascha #like why is this mere mortal somehow worse than THE DEMON LORD how in the world #and reynold runs around just adopting all of the demon army and is like yeah #ill be the trophy husband with a hundred kids and a hot 7ft tall demon husband who can change into a huge dragon #and hes really content in this role!#but for a while he does appear as rey and hates how much of a highlighter he is

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cowboy-robooty · 1 year ago

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PEOPLE KEEP DENYING HIM HIS FIVE HEAD..... LET HIM BE UGLY AS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#sorry guys i just see this with germany fans sometimes and when i do i can feel all the bloodvessels in my eyes exploding #HES OUR UGLY WIFE #OUR UGLY AS SHIT HUSBAND #ACCEPT HIM FOR WHO HE IS #i genuinely love germany being so fucking ugly okay literally in a yaoi i read when the author made a spinoff volume for the side couple #they had to change the hairstyle bc the character had germanys normal hairstyle and it was so fucking ugly the editor legit said #change that shit or else nobody is gunna buy that yaoi literally GERMANY IS STRAIGHT UP UGLY. LET HIM BE UGLY!!!!!!!#i get incellic rage that aint my boy thats not my germany chan you gotta put his shiney huge fivehead on full display #being ugly is a central component of his character he is not germany if hes not ugly asf #hetalia #aph #hws #aph germany #hws germany #draws

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ambivartence · 1 year ago

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local man's idol-husband concept contradicts itself, forced to become your mom instead

#tbzinc #jacob bae #the boyz #useroro #userhaknew #meltracks #wabisarah #tuserchrissy #jacob #tbz #bae joonyoung #*ambiv.gif #sorry i had so much fun with this set like. the third gif. the caption.#also btw he's YOUR mom but he's MY husband. hope that clears things up 😇 (just kidding ofc we can all share him <3 his love is infinite)#like they LITERALLY voted him most husband-shaped member and yet he cant even be one!!! 2nd gif is TECHNICALLY fake subs bc he doesnt #even manage to say it aloud the grammar just implies it KSDJFLDSFJJ poor guy is stuck between a rock and a hard place

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