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hilson brainrot in this day and age is terrible for my health
#FREE ME FROM HOUSE MD HELL#hilson#they are so married i hate them#like what do you mean wilson's the only person he can stand for as long as he has#like what the fuck are you saying your faking your death to live stress free with him greg you are going to jail for tax evasion!#what the fuck are you doing letting that drug addict eat off of your plate everyday james now he'll keep coming back#IM SICK AND TIRED OF THEM#be fr if wilson was a girl he would have gotten that cuddy treatment after years of romantic tension CUASE THEY HAVE SO MICH TENSION#HELP#james wilson#romance dies with gregory house.#gregory house#hate crimes md#house md#literally cannot stand them
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soap definitely didn’t wear the skull earrings for a certain someone…👀
soap shows up at a bar all dazzled up after losing a bet :3
#ghoap#ghoap fluff#ghost mw2#ghostsoap#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#soap mw2#soapghost#call of duty#cod mw2#theyre married your honor#theyre so gay#they are in love#and i hate them#no i dont#but i want to#squeeze them like my personal stress toys affectionately
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I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution
#i ask if anyone wants this job and everyone starts whistling and checking their phones#their magic phones. theyre scrolls#mia.txt#tes#skyrim#oh no wait i forgot j'zargo wants the position & actively tries to kill you (these are separate events but still probably not unrelated)#and nirya's gunning for it too. you know what maybe its a good thing im the archmage because im never there and don't do anything#i drop in every few weeks for 10 minutes then leave. the place pretty much runs itself right#reddit says “they have a bullying problem” yeah i know i married him#and he's the new boss' special little princess and he can do whatever he wants forever. call the police about it#dont bring your piddly ass problems to the archmage shes busy girlbossing (committing widescale atrocities)#(yes i know this is just how tamrielic mage guilds are but i just think its funny bc everyone fucking hates them specifically#like the rest of the town despises them and allegedly the nords have a special disdain for magic so its kind of funny that they make no#attempt to like. be more normal to gain the locals' trust#and you know what? good for them. fuck them nords)#ulothir#<- mentioned in the tags lmfao
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Thinking about how Diavolo’s feelings transcend time and how in the Nightbringer UR+ card Demon Lord’s Castle Tour this conversation happens.
When asked, “Do you wish to see your father?”
Diavolo responds:
“I suppose I do . . .” isn’t the typical reaction to how a child would feel about wanting to see their parent. Especially when said parent has essentially been in a coma for a year.
Along with how Diavolo describe his father.
It makes more sense why when you learn in Lesson 56 how Diavolo was treated by him growing up.
Diavolo can tell when others are lying but is unable to understand his father’s intentions.
Diavolo mentions that he lived a very sheltered life growing up. That from a young age his father never allowed him a chance to talk to anyone outside the castle.
His childhood friend was Mephistopheles. A demon literally RAISED to be his friend. Putting a barrier between the two because Mephistopheles would put Diavolo on a pedestal.
The isolating childhood he experienced riddled with his strict father constantly scolding him.
Despite everything MC is so important to him he wants to see his father again so we can meet.
#Demons and Humans can’t get married even in the present so it adds an extra layer him wanting to introduce us.#There’s a lot more you could add onto this (please do I’d love to hear other’s thoughts).#Like how Diavolo’s childhood affected him just look at the way he describes himself:#“The truth is I am a child in a way. A child who spends his time alone and never gets to do anything interesting.”#A lot of Diavolo’s poor behavior while not excused comes from his childhood.#How Diavolo admits to using his position to force others to do what he wants. Along with how he doesn’t like sharing.#Diavolo’s insecurities in his friendships with others.#Mainly Lucifer and Barbatos which makes sense with how they happened.#IE Forcing Barbatos to become his butler and the oath/deal with Lucifer regarding Lilith.#It’s clear Diavolo is very lonely and carrying a heavy burden.#I like that MCs presence is helping him change into a better person.#Also I don’t think Diavolo hates his father their relationship just isn’t good and very complicated.#Diavolo is such a wonderful character if you have any in-depth posts about him please tag me I’d love to read them!!!#I AM FILLED WITH SAPPY THOUGHTS ABOUT DIAVOLO TONIGHT!!!!#Obey Me#Obey Me Spoiler#Obey Me Nightbringer#OMSWD#Obey Me Diavolo#Diavolo#MaddyMajolish#Is it obvious I can’t sleep because I’m riddled with Blorbo thoughts
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Han Yoojin: the best way to tame beasts - and people! ;) - is through food!
Sung Hyunjae, serving him eggs: that's really clever, Han Yoojin-gun
Han Yoojin: I can surely bond with Chief Taewon if we have a few meals together
Sung Hyunjae, serving him dessert: how brilliant ^^
Han Yoojin: wow this is really good, maybe you're not completely terrible
Sung Hyunjae: ^^
#my s class hunters#sctir#taking a break from them being married in the Side Story to go back to the webtoon#where they are still in Seduction Stage#yoojin is completely clueless about his food strategy being used against him xmxmfmfmmf#yoojin: the enemy of my enemy is my friend#yoojin: taewon we should bond over how much we hate That Guy Sung Hyunjae#sung hyunjae: i love them both so much :3333#the s classes that i raised#tsctir#the s ranks that i raised#han yoojin#sung hyunjae#song taewon#jinjae
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they've been slowly creeping into my brain again
separate drawings below cut
#my art#sam and max#the last time i drew either of them was (flips through calendar) september 2021#i still hate drawing sam's hat why is that shape so hard for me#not meant to be ship art but i don't mind if you tag it as such. theyre married to me
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#like do you even understand????#they're divorced they're married they're longterm partners they've been exes for almost a decade#they're each other's first love they're each other's first heartbreak they're each other's second love#they're each other's shared responsibility they're parents they're each other's resentment and grief#they hate each other for the way they react to things#they hate each other for their personalities#there's been ust between them for at least 15 years#and like yeah!!! they did love geto and yu!!! but they're dead now and they both have to live with the ghosts#and honestly!!! if you think that nanami would ever let himself be used as a stand in or a rebound for geto#you're outta your fuckin mind#and if you think that nanami could ever use gojo as replacement for yu you're insane#and vice versa. like there's just so much there and i hate that it gets reduced to like them being rebounds#it's about the push-pull dynamic and how afraid they are that one day gojo will stop pulling and nanami will stop pushing#anyway a lot of the meme is hyperbole obv#nanami kento#gojo satoru#nanago#gonana#jjk
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it’s the way people hate criston for calling rhaenyra a “cunt” once (not good, but this man’s situation was unique and he otherwise respects women from what we have seen), and simultaneously think daemon is a feminist (he repeatedly called rhea “a bronze bitch”, murdered her in cold blood, groomed his niece, choked his pregnant niece, and fucked her immediately after the death of his second wife). criston’s loyalty and dedication to alicent has been all but unwavering both seasons, and daemon has spent the entirety of season two plotting against his wife (aka wife number three, aka the niece he groomed), and it took him, what, eight episodes to stand by her again? people really hate criston just because he was hurt about being used and his position being put in jeopardy (he said no. it doesn’t matter if we know that rhaenyra would ever tell anyone that they’ve slept together, he doesn’t know that). he has been loyal to alicent, loyal to her children (does daemon even remember his daughters’ names), loyal to their cause, while daemon seized the opportunity for power the first chance he got like a hungry dog. truly pathetic.
#astra.txt#house of the dragon#house targaryen#house cole#daemon targaryen#anti daemon targaryen#criston cole#pro criston cole#previous ask got me ramped up#i hate this man so so deeply yall#i’m truly convinced it’s because daemon has silver hair and hotd is filled with so many targaryen bootlickers i HATE THEM.#it’s crazy because criston is so unusually hated#if people EVER bring up what criston did to joffrey whatever his last name is#let’s remember that daemon murdered a completely innocent servant so he could marry his niece who he groomed#rhea royce pls come back and kill this awful motherfucker NOW.
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I think It's pretty obvious who raised Becky lol
#Martha the mother who stepped up#The new chap is killing me It's so bittersweet my heart can't handle it#Another reason to hate war#I think they already know they have a thing for each other. War took everything from them#Please marry you two It's never too late argh#spy x family manga#spy x family#spy family#sxf#tatsuya endo#Spy x family chapter 97#Marrison#Henry x martha#Martha x henry#henry henderson#martha marriott
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i love duos where they are obsessed with each other particularly if they don't actually realize the reason. yes this is about tobiizu
izuna who is always complaining about his stupid senju rival and trains for the sole purpose of remaining as strong as tobirama, thinking about him as a single point of fixation bordering obsession that causes him not to think about the war as a whole, but specifically about beating tobirama
tobirama literally inventing jutsu because his uchiha rival keeps infuriatingly catching up to him. hashirama is like "why don't you just fight somebody else. it's a battlefield not a duel" but he doesn't get it, doesn't understand that tobirama needs to be the one fighting izuna because he has to be the one to kill him, and he is the reason for his progress in inventions
of course, this becomes awkward during peacetime because now suddenly they don't have an outlet for their obsession that is absolutely still there. so what do they do about this?
increasingly irritating arguments or even pranks that stop just shy of being considered attacking each other, because they care about their respective brothers enough to keep the peace (and maybe they're growing a bit fond of the village, too). but they keep each other as a singular fixation to the point that the rest of the village definitely knows something is going on but just thinks they're being Weird and tobiizu never catch on
#especially if they don't ever realize that they actually like each other#it's just one of them saying 'i hate him so much'#and then spending the entire day with him#the village thinks they're married#they're married in all but name#but the reality is just that they're so obsessed with each other they don't have a word for it#tobiizu#izutobi#tobirama x izuna
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fluttershy and her normalest wife
#i LOVE THEMMMM#the weird yuri everrrr i dont care i dont care you can never make me hate them theyre married and in love lalalalalalalala#also YAY now my exams for this month are over i have time for art !! so i decided to be self indulgent as ive been rewatching mlp#fluttercord#fluttershy#discord mlp#fluttershy x discord#mlp redesign#mlp#my little pony#my little pony fanart#mlp gen 4#mlp fanart#fanart#art
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day/night
#artists on tumblr#art#oc#digital art#my art#tz#tian#zhu#more warm ups... outfits they would hate... feat their corny tattoos i haven't gotten to show til now for fairly obv reasons#btw zhu writes his name w the char for red/vermilion vs the tru char for pearl (珠 which includes the jade radical) but they're homophones#so it's a play on ''pearl in the palm'' which is like ''apple of your eye''. gay married and in love and i love them etc etc etc#''so what's the significance of 天 on z's ass'' nothing! he's just obsessed w his man! gay married in love i love them#i would've posted these as a set w will but i perfectly small-brained his 🤙 and then proceeded 2 overthink these 🤙so tz together as usual
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RIP Mike Wheeler’s heterosexuality
“Is being gay contagious?”
Steve stares at his phone groggily before putting it back against his ear. “…Mike?”
“Is it?”
“It’s three in the fuckin’ morning is what it is.” He rubs his nose, Mike’s words finally catching up to his brain. “Seriously, Mike? No it’s not fucking contagious, you’re not gonna get the gay disease or whatever from me. I promise you’ll keep liking girls.”
He’s a little hurt, even though he knows the question is innocent. They’ve been asking a lot of questions, like the inquisitive little assholes they are, but none of them had seemed like they weren’t okay with it. Until now.
“…that’s not what I meant,” Mike says. Steve realizes that his voice sounds shaky, even over the phone.
“Then what—“ he cuts himself off, realizing halfway through his bitching that there was only one reason Mike would call about this. “Oh.”
“Can you pick me up?”
“It’s three in the morning,” he repeats, even as he starts wondering where he left his keys. “Your mom…”
“Steve,” Mike pleads. “Please?”
He sighs. “I’m on my way.”
Mike is sitting on his doorstep when he pulls up, head in his hands. Steve doesn’t have to get out of the car, he stalks to the passenger door with all the vitriol of a boy with too many emotions to hold in, and wrenches the door open hard enough that Steve worries he’s going to break it.
“Watch it, noodle arms,” he says, trying to pretend this is normal. Maybe if he acts like it’s not well past midnight, Mike will relax.
It doesn’t work. Mike slumps in his seat, not bothering with the seatbelt. “Can you just drive?”
Steve drives. Doesn’t really know where they’re going, but it doesn’t matter. Just away seems to suffice.
He eventually pulls into a side road
“I’m scared to even touch another guy now! Because apparently hugging is gay when you’re older, and so is sleeping in the same bed, and telling your friends you love them, and…and I’m fucking scared all the time, ‘cause what if they’re right? How do they know? How can they tell by just fucking looking at me? It’s bullshit!”
“Shit, kid,” Steve says, heartbroken. “Shit. C’mere.”
He pulls him close, and Mike turns his face into the crook of his neck, shaking. His shirt collar starts to get damp.
“I don’t know what to do,” he cries. “I thought it was normal, I thought everyone was just…so scared all the time, and we just didn’t talk about it. But then you said that thing about being afraid and pushing it down, and I didn’t— I tried to ignore it. I tried so hard not to think about it, Steve, I swear I tried.”
“I know you did,” he says quietly. It hits him that he might be the only one who really gets it. Eddie gave up denying it long ago, deciding to evolve into something else for them to focus on. Robin’s a girl. Which doesn’t mean jack shit in most cases, because being a lesbian fucking sucks in a town like Hawkins, but girls aren’t as obsessive about it. Sometimes when they compare notes, Robin will just stare at him.
Mike shakes his head. “I don’t know what I did wrong,” he mumbles tearfully into his shoulder.
“You didn’t do anything wrong,” Steve says with a surprising amount of vehemence. He grabs Mike by his scrawny little shoulders, pulls him away so he can look directly into his bloodshot eyes. “Not a damn thing, do you hear me? There is nothing wrong with you, and anyone who tells you otherwise deserves a swift kick in the balls. Got it?”
Mike responds by bursting into loud, messy sobs.
Steve just keeps holding him, running a hand through his hair and soothing him gently, like he wishes someone had done for him or Robin or Eddie when they were young. Finally Mike pulls away, embarrassment starting to set in.
“Sorry,” he mutters.
“Can I tell you a secret?” Steve asks instead of a meaningless platitude he knows Mike wouldn’t accept.
Mike gives him a suspicious look. “I guess.”
“I’m scared too. All the time.”
“No you’re not,” Mike snorts. “You don’t need to make me feel better just because I’m a pussy.”
“I’m not joking,” he says. “Why do you think I dated girls? Why do you think I went through so many lengths to hide it? It’s fucking terrifying, man. But you know what makes it less scary?”
“Dating girls? Marrying a woman?”
“No.” He pokes Mike’s chest, right over his heart. “People. Friends who love and accept you. Friends who know what you’re going through, even.”
“Do you…” Mike chews his lip. “Do you think Nancy would be okay with it? With me?”
“Absolutely I do. She was okay with me, wasn’t she? And I was her boyfriend.”
“Yeah, but it’s different when it’s your family, right? Sometimes people don’t care if someone is… people don’t care until it affects them. Do you think Nancy is like that?”
He knows Nancy isn’t like that, but that's a talk they’re going to have to have themselves. “I really don’t,” he encourages. “I think she’d be really glad to know this part of you, actually. She loves you.”
“…I know,” he says, shifting uncomfortably. “I don’t… we made this dumb no secrets pact the first time the Upside-Down happened, I don’t know why. It’s stupid. But…I don’t want to keep secrets from her anymore.”
#stranger things fanfic#steve harrington#mike wheeler#lavender overload au#this is part of my finished fic where Steve and Robin get married#Mike can be read as gay or bi here#Mike and Steve is an underrated dynamic and I love them being friends#‘oh but mike hates steve-‘ WRONG. mike hates that he wants his sisters dumb idiot ex boyfriends approval#like don’t get me wrong I do think he hated Steve at one point#but after he protected them from Billy I think it went out the window#and now he begrudgingly thinks steve is cool. and HATES it#the funniest moment in all of stranger things is when Steve called Mike Nancy while concussed#and Mike gave him the most disgusted insulted face imaginable#i laughed so hard
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lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship
#better call saul#lalo salamanca#nacho varga#lacho#better call saul fanart#bcs#this is so rushed but I hear they’re getting married today so congrats <3 I hope they kill each other :D#the most romantic and silliest thing I could think of was them trying to recreate the mcwexler smoking scenes#except babygirl hates my guts#Lalo steals his cigarette and nacho thinks about blowing the smoke in his face…..romance <3#goodnight <3#mine#my art
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Wild how we know that Elizabeth Woodville was officially appointed to royal councils in her own right during her husband’s reign and fortified the Tower of London in preparation of a siege while 8-months pregnant and had forces gathering at Westminster “in the queen’s name” in 1483 – only for NONE of these things to be even included, let alone explored, in the vast majority of scholarship and historical novels involving her.
#lol I don't remember writing this - I found it when I was searching for something else in my drafts. But it's 100% true so I had to post it.#elizabeth woodville#my post#Imo this is mainly because Elizabeth's negative historiography has always involved both vilification and diminishment in equal measure.#and because her brand of vilification (femme fatale; intriguer) suggests more indirect/“feminine” than legitimate/forceful types of power#It's still bizarre though-you'd think these would be some of the most famous & defining aspects of Elizabeth's life. But apparently not#I guess she only matters when it comes to marrying Edward and Promoting Her Family and scheming against Richard#There is very lacking interest in her beyond those things even in her traditionally negative depictions#And most of her “reassessments” tend to do diminish her so badly she's rendered utterly irrelevant and almost pathetic by the end of it#Even when some of these things *are* mentioned they're never truly emphasized as they should be.#See: her formal appointment in royal councils. It was highly unconventional + entirely unprecedented for queens in the 14th & 15th century#You'd think this would be incredibly important and highlighted when analyzing late medieval queenship in England but apparently not#Historians are more willing to straight-up INVENT positions & roles for so many other late medieval queens/king's mothers that didn't exist#(not getting into this right now it's too long...)#But somehow acknowledging and discussing Elizabeth's ACTUAL formally appointed role is too much for them I guess#She's either subsumed into the general vilification of her family (never mind that they were known as 'the queen's kin' to actual#contemporaries; they were defined by HER not the other way around) or she's rendered utterly insignificant by historians. Often both.#But at the end of the day her individual role and identity often overlooked or downplayed in both scenarios#and ofc I've said this before but - there has literally never been a proper reassessment of Elizabeth's role in 1483-85 TILL DATE#despite the fact that it's such a sensational and well-known time period in medieval England#This isn't even a Wars of the Roses thing. Both Margaret of Anjou and Margaret Beaufort have had multiple different reassessments#of their roles and positions during their respective crises/upheavals by now;#There is simply a distinct lack of interest in reassessing Elizabeth in a similar way and I think this needs to be acknowledged.#Speaking of which - there's also a persistent habit of analyzing her through the context of Margaret of Anjou or Elizabeth of York#(either as a parallel or a foil) rather than as a historical figure in HER OWN RIGHT#that's also too long to get into I just wanted to point it out because I hate it and I think it's utterly senseless#I've so much to say about how all of this affects her portrayal in historical fiction as well but that's going into a whole other tangent#ofc there are other things but these in particular *really* frustrate me#just felt like ranting a bit in the tags because these are all things that I want to individually discuss someday with proper posts...
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older fili and kili, requested by @aimless-passerby
kili is bragging about his wife
#about their hair: I think that kilis beard fills out but doesnt get very long#also since he doesnt seem to wear beads or braids in the movies i imagine he probably doesnt enjoy wearing them#(a texture thing in my personal headcanon) and only wears one to show he’s married#Fili's hair i think gets longer and thicker and he takes to weaving the braids in front and behind his ears together into a Y shape#and after what happened to his uncle Fili hates gold so he never wears it. he prefers silver instead#the hobbit#fili and kili#kíli#fíli#arts
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