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Babe u said hot Gerry rights and i’m so here for it??? I’m obsessed w the belly tattoo?? Makes me wanna bite somethin
Start biting
#gerry keay#the magnus archives#the magnus archives fan art#smoke break#tma#goth librarian#hot gerry rights
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goth librarian core 🌑📖⛓️
#goth#gothic#goth aesthetic#gothcore#goth librarian#girlblogger#girlblogging#pinterest#moodboard#aesthetic#this is a girlblog#lana del rey#cigarette#geek#geek chic#fashion#outfit inspo#bella hadid#gabriette
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serving goth Librarian tonight
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shhhh....no talking in the library
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Picture Books for Goth Little Girls: a recommended reads list 💜✨🦇✨
Goth little girls are out there. They are an underserved audience in our libraries, schools, and homes. All they want is to be Wednesday Addams from the original black and white television show, and yet they are trapped in a technicolor world. Please. Encourage their developing sense of style, and donate a spooky picture book to a goth little girl today.
Here are my recommendations for picture books for bouncing baby goths:
Vampirina: Now a kids' television show, still a cute picture book series!
Monster books by Kelly Leigh Miller: Good lessons to learn with Bigfoot, Dracula, and more!
Gustavo the Shy Ghost: another series with a bunch of cute monster friends, and gorgeous artwork! Y hay libros en español 💜
Working Mummies: sadly out of print, but a storytime favorite of mine :(
Vlad the Rad: your child is never too young for skater lingo and spooky old schools!
If Your Babysitter is a Bruja: a gorgeous Spanglish book that doesn't isolate readers in either language. This one is technically cheating since it is explicitly a Halloween book but it's SO CUTE C'MON.
Vampenguin: A spooky summer read! A little identity mix-up on a trip to the zoo. :)
Parents can't resist gendering their child early on, but if there's a young kid in your life who needs a little spooky love, I try to encourage pursuing the interests the kids are actually showing rather than the ones parents wish they had. Boys are often expected to like weird, gross, or hyperspecific things, but parents seem to believe that girls can't like things beyond princesses and unicorns Peppa Pig, which may be all that she's ever been exposed to at all. If your daughter wants to raid the Halloween collection, let her! She'll appreciate that more than being funneled endlessly towards someone else's end goal for her future. You can try out lovely stories in silly/spooky aesthetic, get some story time in to share, and see an image of what a Mummy would look like as a dentist drilling Vampire teeth. The world is vast, and children under five are too young for Goth clubs, so let's compromise in the middle <3
PS: Boys and GNC kids in your life might like these too 😎 Just saying. 💜✨🦇✨
#library posting#faer winds#ys librarian#story time#storytime reads#I don't know what tags people use#goth#kinda#spooky#halloween#yeah close enough#picture books
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Retired!Dream as a Librarian AU
Both @ineffablyendless and I spent a night brainstorming on what we think Retired!Dream would be doing (you know, if he walked away like Destruction did and decided to live life not tied down to impossible responsibilities), and we immediately agreed that he would LOVE being a librarian. So here's a collection of our Retired!Dream as a librarian headcanons:
Surprisingly, joining the library wasn't Hob's idea.
The first few months after he left his duties and responsibilities as ‘Dream of the Endless,’ Morpheus had gone into a bit of an existential crisis. He has basically lost his entire function, which was the anchorage of his whole being and identity. If he is NOT the manifestation of the collective unconscious and the Prince of Stories, then who the hell is he?
(He has no idea where Destruction has gone, too, so it’s not like he can tap him and ask casually how to start living his life as a human. Dream is drawing on a blank, and is completely lost on who he should be and what it is that he wants to do.)
Hob is there for him during those months. He is gentle and kind and patient; he tells Dream that he can do whatever the fuck he wants, and encourages him to try various things. Crafting, painting, writing. Dream has a natural affinity to the arts (of course) but none of them seem to stick (and the Bohemian starved-artist persona was more Destruction’s thing, anyway. Dream may be a ‘human’ now, but the pettiness went nowhere, it seems.)
Hob tells him that he will NEVER mind Dream going out of the flat when Hob’s off to teach at the University. Encourages it, even. He tells Dream that he does not need to be cooped up in the house, that he can go wherever he wants. Dream often stays in, anyway, (because he has got nowhere to be), until he could not take the constant ennui and boredom any longer and books out of the flat.
He goes around the locale for a bit, explores the town he and Hob live in. Inexplicably, he is drawn to the local library.
Stepping into the library reawakens a small part of him that has been dormant ever since he left the Dreaming. Stories had always been his domain, and it is there that a tiny part of his soul (if he has any) is moved – as if the place has put him under its spell. He browses the shelves, reads through books and novels that he has read a thousand times. Often, though, he is content sitting at the little visitor’s nook, looking at readers of all ages exchanging and accepting stories and tales, and feeling a forgotten part of his heart twinge with bittersweet calmness and serenity.
Haunting the library became a daily ritual. And as it is with humans and rituals, the staff become more and more used to him the more he frequents the place. Slowly they integrate him into their tight-knit band of librarians. Dream finds himself in deep discussion with various people over folktales and legends and stories, and they are entranced by how much he knows, endeared by his seriousness and aloofness. It is in conversation with the head librarian that he finds out they are always accepting volunteers. Would Dream like to be one?
When Hob finds out he is overjoyed. It was a no-brainer, really.
And that’s how Dream became part of the staff of the local library.
Sometimes Dream wonders how he had gotten here. Oh, if only his subjects could see him now. If only Lucienne could see him now. He was the owner of the Dreaming’s vast, endless library, sure, but as Monarch he had left the more menial tasks to Lucienne. Which, he realizes, was quite the “dick move” (as Hob puts it), on his part. He gets taught how to shelve books using the Dewey Decimal system, how to administer fines for books that are way past their return date, find the exact shelf for Fortunately, The Milk that a child had wanted for forever, how to wrangle silence with a vehement ‘sssssh!’ and a death glare. The last part he could do with ease, but the others not so much. He resolves to be more appreciative of Lucienne’s work over the millennia, if he ever sees her again.
But the work itself is pleasant, an anchor. He never had a sense that being a librarian is a chore. In fact, the task seems to keep him fixed, hinged on an axis of purpose and drive. After months of senseless brooding he is happy he has this at least, to define the fuzzy boundaries of his identity. He is still crafting who he wants ‘Morpheus’ to be, but it gets easier, a day at a time.
And the people, to his bemusement, love him. He is surprised at the ease of which he gets accepted into the brood, and realizes that people are so much kinder than he could ever have thought. There is Lissa, who is going through her bachelor's degree in Sociology, but who heads the Weekly Library Scavenger Hunt and frequently asks Dream’s help to cut up various visual aids and decorations for their bulletin boards. There is Annalee, who sometimes brings him coffee when they exchange shifts. They help him with the shelving and sorting at the end of the day, and they enthusiastically drag him in to help organize the monthly Slam Poetry competitions. Rupert, an elderly man who comes to stay at the library all day, and who does not forget to ask Morpheus how he is doing. Charlotte, the matronly Head Librarian who notices Dream not eating or taking breaks at the right time (his relationship with food has been complicated and rocky since his imprisonment at Burgess’), and clucks at him like a mother hen for skipping meals.
It’s… it’s a community. Dream has found himself a community: people who CARE about him, who allow him to be part of their little found family, who do not cower away from him or act as if they’re walking on eggshells around him. For once he has found himself an actual, healthy support system. Hob says something about Dream resonates with them: how aloof and awkward he is, how utterly serious and straight-faced he is about the job. They give their kindness so freely that sometimes Dream thinks that there is a catch (because there always was.) But sometimes kindness is brash and natural and emergent - it shows up wherever, whenever, just because.
(He is loved by the community, too. They are obsessed with him, this awkward, no-nonsense, goth librarian in doc martens and earrings and black nail polish. Whose partner, a genuine University professor, comes over occasionally to give historical talks and seminars. This skinny, goth, queer librarian who can and frequently glares people to death for the slightest perceived misdemeanor but blooms like a fresh flower for every nervous child who has questions about books. He’s done so well that they upgrade him from volunteer to full-time librarian, of which Morpheus accepts graciously.)
Another thing the community is obsessed with: Morpheus’ Children Reading Programs.
He was not in charge of Story Time Tuesdays. Peter was, except Peter wanted to move back to Brighton to be closer with his family. Morpheus takes the mantle when he volunteered to adlib a story on the behest of one of his fave kids. Of course, unbeknownst to literally everyone else, Morpheus is in his element. He does not just read: he performs. He takes the voices very seriously, and he is an excellent storyteller, weaving a tale of dragons and knights and pegasi so enrapturing the entire floor goes dead quiet hanging on to his every word. When he is finished they erupt into incredulous, awestruck applause.
Story Time Tuesdays become a hit. The kids are apt listeners and a great audience, and adults come over once in a while to sit in, too. Sometimes he does not even need a book. He's like a fucking bard. An old-timey rhapsode who could string one story into another with ease. EASE. He could recite them as though he himself was there for each and every one. (And he was. HE WAS.) The children love him completely.
He is so good at storytelling that the library club affectionately nicknamed him the Library's "Prince of Stories." This sends Hob to hysterical tears.
One time the kids suggested he tell the story of Mr. Sandman. This is the one time he is taken aback, the one time he sputters as he insists Mr. Sandman doesn’t have his OWN story, because he was the storyteller. He does not have a story of his own.
The kids call BULLSHIT on this, because somehow Dream trained them all into believing EVERYONE has their own story. Hob, bastard that he is, who has made a habit of getting off the university early to listen in on Dream’s Story Time Tuesdays, yells "YOU'RE RIGHT!" So Morpheus is delegated into the sidelines as he watches the kids make up a story of their own for once, about a dream magician named Mr. Sandman with a dragon best friend who goes on a quest to leave his island.
Mr. Sandman becomes a recurring character in all of Dream's adlib stories now, at the kids' insistence. He’s the magical godmother and the helpful NPC that helps the heroes on their quests. The other librarians who are secretly compiling all of Dream's adlib stories are naming it "Sandman Stories". The kids dress up as "Sandman" on Halloween and Dream is beginning to realize the children perceive Sandman to look a lot like himself.
He also DID NOT have a complete breakdown in the bedroom he and Hob share, about how the children are adamant that Morpheus has a story of his own, despite believing for entire eons that he has none. It's still hard to reconcile his issues on self-worth, remember that he deserves kindness and compassion. But Hob is there to help him get through it, and the kids continue insisting that the Sandman is a real character with a story of his own that MATTERS. That he has a life worth living, a tale worth telling.
And slowly but surely, he starts believing that, too.
We have SO MANY MORE librarian!Dream headcanons that we haven’t touched on yet! If you have questions + want some more these hit us up!
#dreamling#dreamling fic#dream of the endless#hob gadling#the sandman#dreamling au#retired!dream#RETIRED!DREAM IS A LIBRARIAN AND HE IS HAPPY#also goth librarian flirts with university prof by the register#netflix the sandman
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if they didnt want me to imagine lassiter on his knees for every man he interacts with they shouldn't have made him have such charged tension with every single one of them. and say things like this. timothy omundson thank you for your service 🫡
#the fucking academy guy. they definitely fucked#the sheer amount of tension. its got me chortling i do have to say#psych#hitting my fists against the wall we COULD HAVE HAD A SURPRISE PANSEXUAL LASSITER EPISODE IN 2024#i also would love for a surprise bisexual gus episode in the same vein as the gus is into goths and hot librarians and milfs reveals
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You know that post that goes “I’m a goth girl on the inside. On the outside? A father figure.”?
It just hit me that the opposite of that is Exactly what’s going on with Kaisa
#the cover is a goth girl the content is a Dad#hilda the series#Kaisa hilda#the Hilda librarian#hilda netflix#sketchbook ship hilda
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trying and failing to get work done in the library batting my eyelashes at the hot librarian so he’ll let me eat pringles in here
#just kidding the hot librarian would let me eat pringles here anyways due to he is my good friend#NOT the goth = neutral colors friend. a different one#i still am batting my eyelashes at him tho#whenever he comes around to check on me
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bleached brows & curly fringe 🗝️
#🗝️#txt#aesthetic#mine#y2k#2000s#grannycore#the librarians#80s#90s#weird core#cyber#me me me#webcore#grunge#metal#emo#goth#deadcore#Spotify#creepycore#creepy aesthetic#2000s style#old web#mall goth#7nf3kt3d#trash
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I hate that i love that fuckin blue dress. Claudia you deserve so much better but I am no better than those humans in the front row.
#i am not immune to striking colors and frills#sadly i have an angular face so i could never get away with wearing that shit#born to be a pastel goth forced to be a corporate goth#i had aquaintance say i looked like a 'sexy librarian' 💀💀💀💀#insane ramblings#iwtv
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~Fun Bimbo Quiz~
My results:
what i'm working towards:
#sexy#bimbo wannabe#brainwashing#bimboification#bimboization#bimbo quiz#bimbocore#librarian#goth#goth bimbo#nerdy bimbo#blushing defeat
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I need the goth librarians to tell me where they’re getting their chunky loafers. I want in!!
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it's so funny to me that most of what dream consumes over the course of the entire series is alcohol. like of course he'd be the world's first male wine mom.
#arguably one of my favorite fun facts to hand out to people unaware of the series#like#this is dream of the endless also known as lord morpheus or 15 other names idk he has more names than friends (thats canon) and he is the#second from middle child in a family of universal concepts built into the fabric of reality and he is very sad about it. he's goth and his#best friends are a bird and his librarian and his older sister and some random guy said sister made immortal for a bet.#hes so so lonely and has a string of exes to make scott pilgrim faint as well as a wife he is divorced from. she is the muse calliope. and#he only drinks alcohol but its fine because he also probably doesnt have intestines. he has committed atrocities but he didnt meeaann toooo#and i love him dearly. thoughts?#thats my sales pitch#dream of the endless#the sandman#raspberry rambles
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Btw, to the anon who said that the books aren't that popular and I can just block the tags: it is both my fortune and misfortune to have run in very very honey nut queerio circles and I have had the books recommended to me by multiple people independent of each other, unasked-for. So no, they're not taking over the world, but tragically the QUILTBAG community is all over them and I cannae have peace.
#ok trying to stop talking about it now#let's talk about my gf#she let me see her with no makeup and glasses on :)#she was giving sexy goth librarian :)
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