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Sips the last of my tea and crushes the ceramic mug against my forehead

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tbh if I was nearby id go on it just for the kitsch value

why does the US have a theme park ride thats just presidential speeches. who would want to visit that. that sounds like something yeonmi park would make up about north korea

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ya'll who's up for group meowing

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This is wild if you remember when they tried to make this happen as a male counterpart to "Sapphic"

presumably quite controversial take on here (at least openly) but pornography + jerking off obviously debases you if you’re apollonian in character—if you’re not, who cares but also obv undercuts you attempting any apollonian posture

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literally could have been so cunty if they didn’t change the proportions…

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You know you've fucked up when you go to a doctor and the thing you have wrong with you has been named after an occupation that isn't a thing anymore. Like imagine a doctor looking at you and going "yeah you've got ox-drawn ploughman's disease. We don't even test for that anymore. Yeah the reason you've never heard of it is because the last known case was in 1927 and happened to some guy who was like 98 years old and didn't believe in modern medicine of the time. What the fuck have you been up to."

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no one would see this midrash i wrote about adam and eve unless i made it into a post so im doing that

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Your national borders are good! And I guess not crazy far off where the south starts it's just that there's a midlands

Fun game: you know for a while there were those label the countries/states things going around?

I just wanna give USAmericans and English people maps of each others landmasses and ask them to label where 'the North' and 'the South' is

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In an interview on British TV channel ITV1 for the program Wings: Band on the Run, to promote the November 2010 2×CD/2×DVD rerelease of the original album, McCartney says he was on vacation in Montego Bay, Jamaica where he "snuck" onto the set of the film Papillon where he met Dustin Hoffman and Steve McQueen. After a dinner with Hoffman, with McCartney playing around on guitar, Hoffman did not believe that McCartney could write a song "about anything", so Hoffman pulled out a magazine where they saw the story of the death of Pablo Picasso and his famous last words, "Drink to me, drink to my health. You know I can't drink anymore." McCartney created a demo of the song and lyrics on the spot, prompting Hoffman to exclaim to his wife: "look, he's doing it … he's doing it!"[3]

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affirmations

i am a complex organism brutally engineered by uncaring forces of nature

i am a product of billions of years and trillions of deaths

i am building a machine greater than myself

i am able to make phone calls and appointments

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like England is actually a great postapocalyptic setting. in those countries that are mostly empty anyway there's loads of places where it's like how could you even tell.

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the doctor said i was one of the most normal people to ever walk into the office and then gave me a lollypop and a stickers and smiled big and patted my head and said im sooo cute and if i ever die its probably because god hates everybody

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Unfortunately, there is more than 1 type of people

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Fun game: you know for a while there were those label the countries/states things going around?

I just wanna give USAmericans and English people maps of each others landmasses and ask them to label where 'the North' and 'the South' is

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what if instead of prehistory it was peehistory and they all peed on the ground cocks out dicks out

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if there's one takeaway from all this Discourse, let it be this.