#golden retriever energy in a person

[myokk]

these three are just so cute and I’m obsessed with them😫💓

@lamieboo @the-ozzie @choccy-milky

(I woke up this morning wanting to draw something 60s & tbh I just use all of these MCs & my own to draw fashion jajajajajajajajajajja)

[shaunthesheesh]

"my child is completely fine"

Your child is busy obsessing over the older Chilean actor, who is famous for playing grumpy characters, only soft for his children. Your child doesn't know whether they need him as father or partner, just his existence comforts them.

[thatsreallygay]

ladies and gays,

I have officially applied to go back to a university. I’m so nervous but mostly excited!!

please let this be a sign that you should go after what you wanna do in life even if it seems “small”. let that small thing be a ripple effect and make moves. the time will pass anyway so why not make yourself happy while you’re here? 🩷

[goodbyeapathy8]

Was talking to a friend about how a fictional golden retriever character is an absolute delight while both actual golden retrievers (the dog) and golden retriever people (the personality) are nightmares.

Probably because I'm a black cat.

That is all.

[in-tua-deep]

wait i just remembered. on friday we has a "awesome committee" staff meeting which is apparently just a meeting for staff to like. bring food. play games. and bond with each other? and this week we played two truths and a lie

mine were i have only broken one bone and it wasn't even my fault (lie), i'm the youngest of five children (true), and i dislocated my arm six times before the age of seven (also true)

so many people picked the youngest of five children as the lie. one person commented that they thought i might have four sibling but i don't give off youngest child energy or something

what does that mean

what. what energy do i give off. what birth order vibe do i have. i just remember this happened and it has been haunting me ever since

[frostiecake]

Why I believe Sam is an orange cat, and not a golden retriever

I am the periwinkle censored thingy

[queerhydrangea]

tiny ~silly summer crush~ update

stood next to them in choir most of the time today!! and we talked a bit after. now i know that they are planning to stay in the city another year and want to study sign language next year—somewhere else, though.

[lithiumrev]

saying stupid shit out loud to an npc bc it makes your partner laugh is the best thing i stg.

ill be playing ESO and ill say “bold of you to assume i can die.” and my partner will just start laughing his ass off and come see what kind of tomfuckery im up to at that moment. its the best.

[julianalvarez9]

i know you said prem players but hear me out: joe burrow

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRKtccTp/

BESTIE NO. I KNOW HIM. HE MADE ME LOOSE MY MIND TODAY BC HEADBAND JOE???????? DEAD. don't talk about him anywhere bc i made a separate blog for that (don't post anything just rb stuff @joebrrrw) trying to stop this blog from becoming a mess with diff sports but i know him. i'm insane over him actually. smash sooooo hard.

[lyraofthestarsss]

Petition for Kumon Hyodo to join the Puppy Pair

[throwbacktears]

the adventures of superman is SOOOOO cute. everything about it is absolutely adorable and i dont want to hear anything else 🙅🏻‍♀️

[brattylikestoeat]

Bratty, you have the best stories! Thank you very much for continuing to share them with us. Could I please ask you two questions: how did you and Donald meet? I assume he approached you?

& how do the dudes you mentioned typically approach you (you mentioned Spanish and white). Respectfully? Based on Black stereotypes/busted AAVE (hey Nubian Queen! You look lit today)? Aggressively? Something else?

Hey babe,

Donald approached me at work. He would come in nightly, I worked at target at the time and I always closed so 3pm to 11pm.

I made a joke about him coming in each night and he said he only came in cuz he wanted to see me. And we went from there.

I meet Dominican Guy and TG at work, and I approached TG. He has been flirting for months so I finally told my friend imma talk to him.

Dominican guy actually worked at my current job for a while. Once he left we started talking. He approached me but by then we were already cool.

6’7 was the most random person to approach me. I was headed to work at we meet at a gas station. He pumped my gas and everything.

For the most part people don’t approach me wild. I get more, “your pretty for a fat girl”.

It’s very rare that I get the over done AAVE like “good morning queen sister girl.” That is such a turnoff. And if someone approach me on some weird shit I’m good, I turn them down.

I tend to get a lot of guys who wanna hook up. But once I tell them I’m not interested in casual sex they fall off quickly. I lowkey thought 6’7 would be the same way, he is someone Inever saw myself with. I was willing to bet my left titty that he was just trying to fuck and to this day we haven’t.

Donald when we first started dating tried to call me a Nubian Queen and I told him stop and he had never uttered it again.

[diantha]

I’m sorry that every post within the past day has been MY EX SUCKS but I promise it’s warranted. I promise. I swear

[cryptidimp]

I just want friends

[hexusproductions]

Nooooo how could you not vote for 21 >:( /lh

I'M SO SORRY, he seems very lovely from what I've heard! The character I have immediate basis for is Rodimus and that robot is a Big Ol Buppy Dog

[tendergutzz]

i do not forgive u motherfuckers for making “golden retriever-” a personality/identity label