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[renumuro]

Commission for PimblePigeon

[omiramotakiart]

So yeah I think my arcanist would kind of get Ithelia. Should've made this when Gold Road came out but wasn't feeling much inspo as a whole this year, finished a while back but wasn't that happt with how it turned out back then. Used some of my screenshots for texture tho

[scorchedcandy]

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TES Secret Santa 2024

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[sanza-17]

late bday post bcs my bday was on the 17th and because im lazy its also irene's bday :D

also im gonna be late to class loll gonna have to go draw naked ppl now :(

[soullessbullshit]

Gwendis: Do we really force you to do things you don't want to do?

Fennorian: Yeah, but it's okay.

Verandis: How is it okay?

Fennorian: I promised myself if I ever got a family I'd do whatever they said. Really, I'm lucky you found me before a cult did.

[bforblitz]

the problem with becoming obsessed with niche characters is that when you start shipping them together, no one has a fucking clue what’s going on

[elderscrollsconceptart]

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Art asset for The Elder Scrolls: Online

*Artist Unknown* If anyone knows the artist comment below

[triflingshadows]

eso affirmations

[tropicalscream]

blah blah Bethesda bad anyway

my favorite thing about Elder Scrolls is how goddamn fuckin weird it is

like on surface it's just some dnd game but like even a cursory glance shows tis fucking insane like:

The moons is the corpse of a god

the stars are actually holes in reality when alot of primordial spirits hated that mortals were becoming a thing and fucked off

The demon lord of forbidden knowledge/resident Cthulhu stand-in might also be the beta version of the entire fucking universe made sentient when it wasn't chosen to be the used reality

there are cat ppl that take the form of furrys, lions, or regular cats, so you can have a cursing Pirate legend whose an alcoholic & wanted in 5 countries but is also a like basic tabby cat

the wood elves are so pro-nature they're cannibals and also they murder vegetarians

Vampires came from the Lord of Rape doing well ya know

Werewolves came to exist bc the lord of hunt got bored and is a furry

sex is treated like a fucking ip copyright contract on what aspect of sex is happening and what god it's under. There's been many religious wars about this

The lizard ppl are part tree

the Dwarves all fucked off somewhere and disappeared bc they were so atheist they did math to break relativity and literally no one has any idea where they went God or mortal (except maybe Cthulhu and hes not telling)

Said Cthulhu stand-in treats hiding your grandma's secret cookie recipe & hiding a spell that would end the universe and slay a god the exact same and he will murder you for either

Everyone wants to fuck the Orcs but will never admit it and they got so bent out of shape that a demon god killed the og orc god, ate him, and shat him out bc she couldn't deal with everyone complimenting them all the time so now all Orcs are cursed to be hated but they're all still sexy & so is their god

And all this isnt even the tip of the iceberg

[hermas-mora]

Real dot com slash true…

[horocca]

ブラザーズ?!?!

[nirn-root]

[pyronianmage]

UESP Out of Context

[cosmonova]

ESO screenshots that are functionally indistinguishable from a shitpost

[kohhomaru]

Brothers, til death do us part