#going to work now

[itsblasttothepast]

Just logged in to say RedBull Racing is killing my soul slowly with these upgrades from HELL!

Why can't you make this shit car work?

[leonorandsofia]

6 May 2023 | Infanta Sofía and King Felipe VI have arrived to the final match of Copa de S.M. el Rey!

[elialys]

Grey face feels great actually thanks for asking!!! so yeah you are a hypocrite and glad we agree on that.. but okay to expand: it’s funny that you say you don’t hide behind people’s backs and say what you think but when you deleted #those tweets (yk the ones were you felt vindicated after years of analyzing at’s body in the mindhunter and compiling pics) instead of owning up to that, you deleted and sent your friends to harass random ppl on Twitter. # how does that hypocrite face feel?

The thing is, NONE of you ever approached me to say "hey, I think this is not appropriate and it's making some of us uncomfortable". Do you want to know when I deleted my tweets? When a dear friend of mine came to me and said "Hey, just so you know, some people find this inappropriate", which is not easy to do when it's with someone you are friend with.

You know what I did? I thanked them for being honest with me, I checked myself, realized I could do better, deleted the tweets, and vowed to be more thoughtful in the future. You will never again see me speculating about someone's pregnancy, because I understand that's it's not appropriate behavior, even though I have said it before and will say it again, it was never done with an ounce of disrespect, just excitement, as it was from anyone in the fandom involved at the time.

I am not hiding, I say it here, because you are addressing it: my behavior wasn't appropriate, I deleted the inappropriate messages, and I won't do it again. Incidentally, I never "sent" anyone after any of you, I was barely aware it was happening until my friend came me at the time. Some of them addressed it on twitter because they didn't understand why it was happening that way, instead of you coming directly to me. Because they happen to know me, know I never meant any harm, and know that I listen and recognize when I can change my behavior.

I hope you learn to do better, too. The fact that you know I deleted those tweets means you went looking for them, which says a lot in itself. I am not here to be at war with anyone.

[honeydewtual]

momo gifs coming later :3

[draco-the-voiddragon]

On beha ofme ad y mutuals...

Fc yth samaz

[mysillycomics]

[muffinlance]

My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

[frownyalfred]

love the idea of the Batfamily getting stopped and searched in the family car on the way back to the Manor and everyone’s tense expecting Jason to be the one packing like twelve guns but it’s Alfred? Alfred is absolutely unbelievably strapped up to high heaven? And he somehow manages to talk to the cops out of arresting him or even giving him a ticket?

Bruce is just standing on the side of the road pinching the bridge of his nose. Jason is grinning so widely his face is about to rip. Alfred’s guns are all sitting on the hood of the car and there’s at least three there that Bruce remembers taking away and destroying. Dick is taking pictures on his phone to send to Barbara and trying not to laugh. Tim has Kon on speaker narrating it…

[seenthisepisode]

no offence but the reason tumblr is “dying” is, well, yes, of course the cursed like/reblog ratio and the change in user behaviour (because of people being used to how instagram and tiktok work) BUT also the lack of weekly shows. i say it with my whole chest, they don't produce captivating and engaging stupid weekly tv shows anymore because streaming killed that so you have spikes of activity here when Something happens in general fandom or up to three days after a new season of whatever drops and then it's a wasteland. this is obviously an old woman yelling at a cloud missing supernatural and the vampire diaries and pretty little liars and all these other shows type of post but honestly give me back weekly tv shows where i have something to watch for 40 minutes almost every day of the week after work so then i can read and reblog it on tumblr give it back for the sake of my sanity

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

[mad-serotonin]

Take It Easy☀️

[daydreamerwonderkid]

The amount of anime screenshots I stared at for this one a;dslkfsa;lk

Obligatory click for better quality.

Many thanks to @ashoss for helping me keep my sanity while I was working on this one. Couldn't have done it without them!

Meme reference and clean versions under cut

If you haven't seen The Good Place yet, you definitely should.

I just wanna show this panel off. I put WAY too much effort in it, but I don't regret it :3c

[aropride]

i’ve begun saying people “obviously aren’t in a romantic relationship, they have something deeper and more intimate going on” as this seems to confuse and upset alloromantics

(ID: a banner with text over the aro flag. the text says: i don't care about blorbotags go wild but this post is about hating the hierarchial system of relationships & if you're mad about it you're probably been poisoned by ace discourse brainworms. and are also proving my point. /end ID)

[suntails]

growing up!

[maeamian]

Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.

They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Life™, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.

So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.