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11.06.23 🫣
#rammstein#paul landers#richard kruspe#paulchard#the noises I make is inhuman#iam still not recovering from auslander#i have so many different angles#and it's embarrassing to watch#god why us whyyy#the first part was amazing#all these smiles#but the second with till is killing#me#ughhhh#I made gifs with my eyes closed#i choosed to love idiots#💗💗💗💗💗💗💗#my ramm gifs#stadium tour 23#okay#richard looks like fluffy cloud here uwu
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people who participate in hate-fandoms need to get an actual hobby I'm so serious 😭 not to be a hater but for the love of God log off. genuinely humiliating to be spending that much time caring about something that makes you so miserable that is ultimately so meaningless
#root talks#just saw an entire blog dedicated to ''''critique'''' of hazbin hotel and honest to God. from the bottom of my heart.#that is so embarrassing#like why. why why why dedicate that much of your time to something you hate#like this can't be FUN for you.#why spend literal years of your life complaining about something I genuinely can't understand that#why stalk and obsess over news and updates of a show you admit you hate. that only came out a couple weeks ago.#I'm sorry it's just like the dream shit 😭#WHY CARE!! that much about something or someone you hate!#that shit can not be healthy I just don't understand 🙄#like what do you do when you realize you have spent entire years of your life#logging on and obsessing over something that only makes you feel. Bad.#I just don't understand hatedom at all like being a hater is fun briefly but it gets draining#there's a lot of media I dislike#like sander sides I can't stand it anymore used to be a huge fan#haven't thought of it besides in passing in years#because WHYYY would I think about something that makes me miserable when I could think about something I like instead#people need to learn to let go man 😭
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Hey wtf.
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i'm a good cook*
*when i have recipie to follow
#current mood: WHY THE FUCK DID I ADD HOLEYWATER TO THE RICE#WHYYY DID I BOIL THE MEAT???#WHO POSESSED ME TO DO THAT???#IT'S GONNA BECOME PORRIGE OH GOD#at least i have cocoa...#OH I FORGOT THERE WAS A RAW EGG IN IT#yeahhh those strings don't look amazingly apatizing in that mush#i shoul've just looked up how to make fried rice#sorry i've been having a breakdown sense two day ago when i tried making lettuce but couldn't find a recepie#i always end up doing whatever and it always goes wrong who said I could use dried onion (past me)#i have tje foor open to let the smoke out and it looks like there's a fire#...why didn't i just make an omelette
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so i got the epilogue finally :") and god.. i don't want this game to end 🤧 the credits hit me one more 🥲😭
#i wonder if there's a dlc to come with all the thoust may yet be needed talk from withers???#also i fucked up with gale he became god 🥲 it hurts to see him like this actually nothing of gale i loved left 😭#also i didnt get hugs from everyone 😭#only karlach halsin and shadowheart ;_;#why wouldnt wyll hug us??🥲 i understand with laezel since she was an astral projection and gale well..not being himself anymore in my eyes#i was 100 exceptional with everyone and yet?? WYLL WHYYY 😭😭😭#at least i got plenty of hugs from halsin and shadowheart 🥰#karlach i could only hug once idk why ;_;#and asta i chose another option and after that he said to go mingle and that we have eternity togethercdmfmf🥺🥺🥺#i need to reload to pick hugging him optionvdmdmdm#fUCK I LOVE THIS GAME SM I AM NOT READY TO PART WIRH IT IDC 😭😭😭#and all the letters???#I FORGOT TO KILL ARAJ AND SHE WENT THROUGH WITH HER PLAN OOPSVKXCKCM#and elminster's letter to gale broke my heart 🥺😭#ALSO A LETTER FROM HARLEEP?? 🤯😳#and arabella calling wlminster beard manvxncmcnc 😂#and barcus' very formal letter like binch i love u why are u so cold???😂#and alfira and lakryssa opening a bard school 🥺🥺🥺#also i am sad there's no letter from isobel or dame aylin tho 🥲#bg3 spoilers
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guys i have to edit videos on macOS in class today. pray for me
#marzi speaks#fuck macOS all my homies hate macOS#WHY is apple the industry standard in art. WHYYY#windows has its problems but come on. APPLE??? you are setting yourself up for hardware issues that cost way too fucking much to fix#literally fucked up and evil and cruel#not to mention windows OS is wayyyy more user friendly in that even if you know nothing you can intuit your way around the ui#macOS? god. godddddd#also apple mice are horrible. who the fuck designs a mouse to be used like that what the fuck is wrong with them#i hate apple so much i hate it i hate itttt. and now i’m gonna have to EDIT on it uuuugghhghhhhggh#i can do it i’ll be fine. it’s just fucking stupid
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So the window in my room in this apartment hasn't been closed since I moved in, it's been pretty warm so that was fine, but it's starting to cool now and uh
Well the handle you spin to close the window fucking BROKE when I tried to fully close it 🥴
#whyyy jesus christ#i love my friend and I'm grateful to be here and all that. but oh my god this apartment sucks#now I'M gonna feel bad when there was obviously something wrong with this window#the mechanism looks rusted inside and shit like#this is why i hate windows that you need to use a tiny handle to open#skip talks
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my school planned a mandatory evangelical retreat for a week that is going to cover halloween, im so pissed, i should be trick or treating w/ my sister and my little brother but instead ill be doing bible study with the worst ppl ive met on toontown
#uggghhhh they hate me specifically#i will find a way to get sick so i can miss it#they also wont allow electronics#i am going to go insane#why are they allowed to do this#AND my neighborhood is one of the rlly good ones for candy so me and my sister usually cover the table#and now im gonna miss out#if we have to do a shitty miserable camp week for school can we atleast not put it on halloween#why would you do this#ugh. im going to ignore this fact until it's relevant again in october i guess#god whoever is running this school wants me dead#i have school from 8:30 to 5 on monday bcos i cant go home in between classes#so in between classes ill have alot of time just sitting around#but they wont let me use my phone#bcos itll distract other kids#yknow the other kids that are in classrooms no where near me#bcos im sitting in the main room waiting for a class#i cant even do anything on my computer that isnt school work#i was playing on fucking coolmathgames#and a teacher saw and got PISSED#i was no where near other students and im literally just sitting there for 2 hrs#god forbid i quietly play me & the key 2 when there are people in a separate room taking spanish#im only allowed to do homework#which i cant focus on in that room#whyyy#i cant even listen to music#they dont even have any classes in the rooms where the main room is except spanish asl and study hall#all the other ones are in separate buildings#WHO AM I DISTRACTING#ughh
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I have on thing to say:
DAMN YOU PROSTAGLANDINS! THE CAUSE OF ALL THESE HELLISH PERIOD CRAMPS!
#period#period cramps#why why why#God had one job and gave us hell#Periods are the definition of a roller-coaster ride#periods are the worst#fuck the periods#AAAAAAHHHHHHH WHYYY
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The Magnus Archives Dashboard Simulator
🕷️ arachnophobia-incarnate Follow
Oh my god oomfies you’ll never believe what I just found
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HELP THERES A DOG ON MY DESK???
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HELP I JUST LET MY DOG INTO MY BOSS’S OFFICE??
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LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU
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LMAOOOOO
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I think there’s a wasp’s nest in my attic. I’m gonna go check it out.
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Do you hear that
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This is kind of a bop actually
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op? op are you ok
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going on a date tomorrow! 😀
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haha what.
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can you repeat that op
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op?
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op can you repeat that
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I love my job. Everything just goes according to plan exactly how I want it to.
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Hi
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hey sorry for this but you wouldn’t happen to have seen a lead pipe lying around would you?
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does anyone have any skin? For no reason whatsoever of course. Like if you just have it lying around. Out of use.
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why do you need skin
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wouldn’t you like to know, door boy
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is there wifi down here
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no
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HELLO?? HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME??
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I CAN! I CAN HEAR YOU
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Oh. You.
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What. What does that mean
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I can sense a promotion coming soon I’m so excited !!!
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are you SERIOUS
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I’m going to kill that old man with my bare hands HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO YOU QUEEN
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WHYYY IS THE SKY LOOKING AT MEEEE
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my bad
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#the magnus archives#tma#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#sasha james#tim stoker#jane prentiss#annabelle cane#nikola orsinov#michael distortion#daisy tonner#hezekiah wakely#elias bouchard#jurgen leitner#dashboard simulator#unreality#tw unreality#shoutout to the cocoa cameo#constellama talks
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BRO I'M SCARED
@c-o-z-m-o @aextriot @lesquib @silly-billy-inc
IM SORRY, THIS IS EVERYONE I COULD MEMORIZE, BUT PLEASE PASS THIS ON!!!
PSA! TUMBLR IS SELLING YOUR ART TO AI COMPANIES
I've just been warned by a coworker who spoke to people inside Tumblr's parent company Automattic that they plan to sell all original images uploaded to this hellsite to Midjourney AI. Here is that warning in his words:
In other words, your OC will be used to train AI without your consent, and your art style will be stolen by the AI.
DELETE YOUR ARTWORK NOW!!!
Spread this post so more artists will be aware of this blatant theft!
#lord help#god help#god help us all#please please please#omg#why why whyyy#why tumblr#why?!?!?!#i dont like this AT ALL#bruh
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You speak spanish with Carlos & Checo | Oscar Piastri.
Summary: Oscar is your boyfriend and he doesn't understand Spanish, but you loved talking to Carlos Sainz and Sergio Pérez at any time. While Lando Norris likes to bother.
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ynusername: me encanta el blanco, la manera que combina con todo y lo hace ver más precioso que nunca🤍. "I love white, the way it goes with everything and makes it look more beautiful than ever."
pd: Oscar me encanta vestido de blanco o no 🤣. "I love Oscar dressed in white or not".
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carlossainz55: muy lindo es el blanco, estoy de acuerdo que nos hace ver como ángeles. "White is very pretty, I agree that it makes us look like angels."
schecoperez: tu eres todo menos un ángel. "You are anything but not an angel"
ynusername: jujujs golpe bajo @/carlossainz55. "Uhh, jujujs that was low."
carlossainz55: te apoyo y así me pagas? riéndote de mi?. "I support you and this is how you pay me?"
ynusername: perdón carliiiii es que fue muy gracioso. "Sorry, Carlii. Was funny" ynusername: pero tenés razón, nos vemos como ángeles 👼🏻 @/carlossainz55 "But you're right, we look like angels"
landonorris: i don't understand a f word
oscarpiastri: because you're a fool, mate @/landonorris
landonorris: you don't understand dude, stop pretend that you do.
carlossainz55: yesss, i'm agree with u @/oscarpiastri.
landonorris: f off @/carlossainz55. Traitor @/oscarpiastri.
landonorris: If they force you to wear white clothes, nod @/oscarpiastri
ynusername: it's not funny nowins.
username9: they’re the cutest couple in f1 I fear
user94: my parents omg!!
chales_leclerc: holaaaa mi amiga. "Hellooo, my friend"
ynusername: hola amigooo. "Hello, friend"
olliebearman: holu (❤ liked by ynusername)
schecoperez: donde está el Charls, está Ollie falta que aparezca Leo. "Where Charls is, Ollie is there, Leo needs to appear."
carlossainz55: y su otro hijo adoptado, Oscar. @/schecoperez. "And his other adopted son, Oscar."
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oscarpiastri: she's my angel wearing white 🤍
PD: she loves white clothes and i love her.
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ynusername: i love u 🤍 (❤ liked by oscarpiastri)
user43: Oscar, can you fight?
landonorris: yeap, i lost my friend
danielricciado: man let them be happy
landonorris: I DONT WANNA LOSE MORE FRIENDS
ynusername: how you lost Carlos??? @/landonorris
landonorris: ouch, you're being mean @/ynusername
ynusername: and you're dramatic @/landonorris
caslossainz55: nadie me ama 😪 "Nobody loves me"
schecoperez: nosotros sí @/carlossainz55
landonorris: here we go again with the Spanish
charles_leclerc: te amo @/carlossainz55 "I love you"
ynusername: te amamos mucho, muchito, muchote!! @/carlossainz55 "We love you so much"
oscarpiastri: Why does the translator tell me that you love Carlos a lot?
carlossainz55: cause she does. @/oscarpiastri
username8: God, when is my turn??
wearepapayalovers: whyyy r you soo cutieee 😍
racerbia: my girlfriend 😍😍
ynusername: alwayss bb
oscarpiastri: what th are you talking about? She is MY gf @/racerbia
ynusername: tranquilo hombre, soy tuya "Easy man, i'm yours"
oscarpiastri: mia. "Mine"
carlossainz55: apuesto a que es la única palabra que sabe decir en español @/schecoperez "I bet it's the only word he knows how to say in Spanish"
schecoperez: estas en lo cierto @/carlossainz55 "You right"
landoscar: forget him I want her.
#formula 1#oscar piastri#carlos sainz#lando norris#monaco gp 2024#charles leclerc#monaco grand prix#oscar piastri x reader#oscar piastri x you#oscar piastri imagine#f1 social media au#f1 x female reader#f1 imagine#f1 x reader#max verstappen#scuderia ferrari#ferrari f1#mclaren#f1 instagram au#f1
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Slytherin boys as gamer bfs and what games they would play with their significant other?
Gamers >:) | Slytherin Boys
type :: fluff
tw/cw :: cock fighting, animal cruelty, gambling, threats (these are all for fucking tom bc ofc it is...) - suicide joke (mattheo)
contains :: draco, tom. mattheo, theodore, lorenzo
notes :: im ngl idk half of these games in depth - i just heard and seen the sterotypes of these games - fps = first person shooter, dbh = detroit become human, abg = asian baby girl, bow = breathe of the wild ||
DRACO MALFOY sims 4 / roblox
This man sucks ass at gaming, he literally can't do it
His aim is shit, he screams when he's in a fight, and he rage quits the second he loses
So he has to stick to girly games
He has so many mods and cc for sims that it's insane
His pc runs like it's on life support because of this, pls save that poor computer
And he likes playing roblox too sometimes
But he doesn't even play the normal games
Bro plays Dress To Impress and Maple Hospital...
Like what the fuck are you doing there??? Go on BloxFruits or smth man
What's even worse is he eats EVERYONEEE up in Dress to Impress, he literally always top 3
And when he isn't top 3, he curses and swears but it doesn't go through cause tags
He literally cannot do obbys either oh my fucking god
You know that one meme of Sadness from Inside Out dropping her popcorn and someone quote-tweets it saying, "Damn she can't do anything"
That's exactly who Draco is when it comes to gaming
TOM RIDDLE dark web gambling / elden ring
Oh my fucking God this guy can't have a normal hobby ever
He doesn't game at all,,, literally just gambling bruh
He hosts illegal gambling rings online and even host some in the school basement
One time he even hosted an illegal cock ring fight...
Yes,,, he stole the chickens from Hagrid and made them fight....
He even used magic to give them powers like pokemon....
He made a fucking WATER chicken and FIRE chicken fight
Thank god he didn't actually let them kill each other, he just did it until one was near death
But back to gambling - he also manipulates people in so many ways
He casts a spell that silently chants "go all in, go all in" so it subconsciously makes people bet more
Bro even gets some students in DEBT!?!?! Like how tf did you do that and WHYYY would you do that
If someone doesn't come down to the basement in a while to gamble,,, then Tom will fix that
Besides illegal gamlbing...
He plays Elden Ring, which is pretty normal
Besides the fact that he BEAT THAT SHIT IN LIKE 2 DAYS?!!??!!?
Normally streamers, pro gamers, they all take weeks and sometimes even months just to make progress
But Tom is just,,, just better ig?
So yeah... He sticks to gambling cause every other game is just too easy for him
MATTHEO RIDDLE gta V / fortnite / rocket league / nba 2k24
God this guy is the worst sterotypical middle school boy ever
He even had the ugly ass big blue headset with the shit mic on it
Plays GTA V every now and then, only when he's angry
That's when he goes around town and just beats the shit out of everyone
Likes playing Fortnite for hours on end with his friends, mostly Theo and Lorenzo cause they can actually keep up with him (Draco is ass at FPS and
Plays rocket league and NBA 2k24 because of fucking course he does - look at him....
He's just a boy....
A really toxic one.....
Definitely screams "KILL YOURSELFFFFF!!!!!!" if he loses and honestly he's kinda real for that
THEODORE NOTT god of war / detroit become human
Loves games that have a long story
It's a good mix of story and fighting, he can't really get into pure FPS games
Have done most routes in DBH and even found easter eggs and hacks
Tries to get you into the lore as well but sometimes it goes so deep you get confused
"NO!!! Connor in route 8 is actually a pretty neutral guy and he's-"
Like bro what??? Why do you know everything about this "Connor" guy??? smh
He dabbles in some FPS sometimes, like playing Fortnite with Matt and Enzo
And he actually REALLY good
Has great aim and precision
But he just can't get into it for some reason, it's not his type
LORENZO BERKSHIRE valorant / zelda breath of the wild
I feel like Enzo playing Valorant makes so so sooo much sense
He's not AS toxic as the other guys, but he's still weird and fuck-boy-ish in his own way
Definitely plays with e-girls and tries to bag an ABG
But he gets catfished....
He's pretty good at Valorant, surprisingly
His mic stays on for every single game... Even if no one else is talking
This man will talk to a fucking wall and still be yapping
"Okay guys way I need to pee" ...
There's only bots in his server.........
He also loves RPG games and stuff like that
So BOW is perfect for him to shut off his mind and just roam and do useless tasks
#slytherin boys#draco malfoy#draco malfoy x reader#tom riddle#tom riddle x reader#mattheo riddle x#mattheo riddle x reader#theodore nott#theodore nott x reader#lorenzo berkshire#lorenzo berkshire x reader#harry potter#harry potter x reader#gaming#slytherin headcanons#harry potter headcanon
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Yooo I’m alive, wow !.. This time there’s trio by Inside out 2 :^Ъ
(Translate above the pics):
1) -Cutie, maybe another time ?-
-No way ! I must to learn to do haircuts better then that woman in salon
2) -Why don’t you sleep yet ?
- I’ll go sleep with you..!
- I’ll be a long time.
- Well okay, I’ll play on the phone for now-
- If you don’t obey, I’ll tell WeeWee about it.
- Hey ! It’s not fair!..
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(Both are going to bed in the morning)
3) - Whyyy couldn’t you do your own business without me…
- I decided to introduce you to outside.
- Who’s talk about it.
- Ugh.. Yes, to introduce us. That’s it, let’s go-
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- God, how difficult with you-
#inside out 2#inside out envy#inside out ennui#inside out anxiety#inside out fandom#digital art#my artwork#lol#the sillies
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Apple and Chocolate Muffins | Katie McCabe x Reader
Words: 1.9k Summary: owning a café apparently brings you the girl of your dreams Warnings: fluff
Having your own little book café on a corner of a small street in St Albans, London, brings you things you’d never expect.
I’d first bought the place from an older lady, Ms Nelson, who sold antiques. She’d decided she wanted to spend whatever time she had left travelling. She tried to simply give it to me, but I couldn’t accept and ended up paying her half of what was listed.
She likes to send me post cards whenever she’s about to leave a place. I put the most recent on display on the counter and the rest go in an antique memento box she gifted me before she left.
Ms Nelson also introduced me to my best friend Juniper, one of her old workers who helps run the place now.
“3 years here and you still refuse to tell me what your special recipe is. Whyyy?” Juniper’s favourite item, was my special apple and chocolate muffins. It was an item I refused to take off no matter how many times we changed the menu.
“They wouldn’t be a secret then would they June?”
“But I’m your best friend. And I need these in my life daily.”
“I literally make an extra 3, every night, just for you.”
The ringing of the bell on the door stops her from retaliating, and I approach the counter while June finally makes an order for Mr Byrne, one of our regulars.
“Welcome to the Inkwell Café! What can I get you?” I look at the customer, but my breath gets caught in my throat.
It’s like the Gods just sent down and angel to derail my day. Her eyes were a greyish blue and her skin was sun kissed, freckles scattering her cheeks. And her arms… well fuck me.
“Hello?” I hadn’t even realised I’d stopped paying attention until she waves a hand in front of my face.
“S- sorry could you repeat that?” I let out a nervous chuckle, but she just smiles a magnificent smile.
She starts listing off an order and I momentarily get caught off by her Irish accent, but I manage to take down the 3 different drinks. I’m about to tell her the total when she stops me again.
“Oh! And can I get one of those apple and chocolate muffins? Jonas is going to kill me, but I hear they’re worth it.” I give her a confused look.
“My friend Steph, she comes here once a month as a treat and raves about it at training.” Training?
“Oh! Well, here’s an extra one for her! For free of course. What’s the name for the order?”
“Katie”
“It will be ready soon.” I flash a smile before going to make the coffees.
June comes out of nowhere.
“Why is Katie fucking McCabe in here?” she whispers into my ear.
“Who?”
“Katie McCabe. One of the best Arsenal players ever? Captain for the Republic of Ireland Women’s National Football team? How do you not know her? I talk about Arsenal all the time. They literally train right down the road.” I stare blankly back at her.
“How did she even find us? You don’t casually find this café on your way to work.”
“She said her friend Steph comes here, told her about it.”
“Steph Cately!? I’ve never seen Steph Cately walk through those doors.”
“…Who? And you do tend to not pay attention.” Juniper just groans and I finish making the coffees.
“Katie!” as I give her the drinks, her hand brushes against my own. Tingles run up my arm, but I bid her adieu with a small smile and wave.
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Katie begins coming in every Tuesday and Friday, and we slowly get to know each other while Juniper freaks out in the corner. Or sometimes Katie liked to just sit and read in a corner for whatever time she had before she left for training. Either way it was nice.
She loved telling me about her younger sister Lauryn who was on her way to joining Katie on their senior national team, and her crazy encounters on the pitch during games. I tell her about how and why I decided to open a book café and retell the stories Ms Nelson sends me. I also desperately try to repress all my feelings for the Irish angel that blessed my shop every week.
I also find out who Steph is. A very nice Australian woman, who does in fact come in once a month for the Apple and Chocolate muffin. I get to know her a bit too, but she usually grabs her muffin and something for her fiancée and leaves.
The first time Katie misses a Tuesday is 4 months after her first visit. I’m disappointed but don’t think much of it until she doesn’t show up on Friday, or either day the week following. That’s when I decide to visit their training ground, obviously dragging June along to do any talking, to see if I can figure out what happened.
I don’t think about how weird it is until Juniper pulls me out of the car in front of their training centre at 9am on Friday after hurriedly closing the café. And a promise for a free coffee to everyone we had to kick out.
“June this was stupid, this is something you do, not me. Why didn’t you talk me out of it.”
“I’m about to meet the whole Arsenal team just because your huge crush failed to come for her regular coffee a few times.”
“But like it is weird she just stopped coming so abruptly, right? Like we were getting along.”
“I mean sure, but you didn’t freak out like this when Mickie stopped coming. And it took us another six months to find out she’d moved to fucking Glasgow.”
“We should leave shouldn’t we.”
I turn around to head back to the car right as we’re about to enter the reception but come face to face with a slightly shorter brunette. One I’ve seen the face of in some recent team photo Katie had shown me, but was otherwise completely unfamiliar.
“Are you trying to get in? The door can be a little tricky sometimes.” How many Australians did they have here?
“Oh no-“
“Yes! We’re friends of Katie; Y/n and Juniper, and we haven’t seen her in a few weeks. We were hoping to catch her.”
“Oh! I think she’s shown us a picture of you actually! She talks about you both quite a bit. I’m Kyra by the way.”
“I know.”
“Nice to meet you.” I talk over Juniper and hold out a hand for Kyra to shake.
“Well, I’m not quite sure why she hasn’t come to see you, but I can bring you back to the locker room, you’ll just need to fill some forms out probably.” She’s already leading us to the front desk before I can deny her offer.
Not 5 minutes later Kyra is happily dragging us to the locker room, and I can see Juniper skipping next to me, clearly excited.
“Dude you’ve gotta calm down.” I whisper to her.
“More like you need to stop being so uptight. Kyra Cooney-Cross is literally leading us to the whole Arsenal women’s team.”
“McCaaaabe! Someone’s here to see yoouuu.” Kyra calls out as soon as she opens the door.
“It’s not my bloody mum again is it? I swear she decides to come surprise me far too often.”
I peak out from behind Kyra and give a small wave.
“Hiii” I say meekly as Juniper jumps into talking to her favourite players.
“What are you doing here?” Katie gives me a quick hug.
“Well, you kinda stopped showing up and I just wanted to make sure everything was okay.”
“Oh, y- yeah. I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have done that. I just, I started getting feelings for you and freaked out and thought that cutting you off would help.”
“Y- you like me?”
“Yeah. Like a lot. I obviously totally understand you don’t like me back.” She lets out a sigh and looks at her boots.
“Shh shoosh shut up.” I place my fingers under her chin and tilt her head up.
It was hard to escape the doom of falling in love with Katie McCabe. Her eyes were the perfect shade of blue, her lips the softest of pinks, her freckles like the stars. She had the kindest of hearts and the most beautiful laugh. A creation made by Aphrodite herself.
“I really like you too.” And her lips are softer than you could imagine as she presses her’s hard against my own.
We’re broken apart by an array of whistles and shouts from Juniper and Katie’s teammates and I hide my flushed face in her neck.
“I can’t believe we finally get to meet the girl Katie hasn’t shut up about for like 4 months.” Alessia Russo, one player I am familiar with, comments from across the room.
“You talk about me?” I poke her in the side.
“Y/n you can’t talk you literally don’t shut up about Katie. ‘Oh my god she’s sooo funny and pretty.’”
“Bro what the fuck? That was a secret you were meant to take to your grave.” Juniper simply shrugs.
“As much as I want to stay and tease you about how much you talk about me, and kiss you, we do unfortunately have training.” Katie pouts as she hugs me.
“Oh! Before I forget. I brought you an apple and chocolate muffin.” I pull the baked good from my bag and hand it to her.
“Fuuuck yees! You are literally the best person ever. I need to know your recipe so bad.”
“Mmmm maybe I could teach you how to make them. Tonight, at the café?”
“I’VE BEEN ASKING FOR THAT RECIPE FOR 3 FUCKING YEARS AND YOU’RE GOING TO JUST HAND IT OVER TO HER?” Juniper’s outburst makes the room erupt in giggles.
“How about for your birthday?” She nods solemnly and begins to say goodbye to the other girls as they begin to head out to the pitch for training.
I turn back to Katie.
“I’ll see you tonight…” She leans up and kisses me one more time.
“Girlfriend.” She leaves before I can reply, and I’m left to giggle as Juniper drives us back to the café, to reluctantly reopen for the rest of the day.
~~~~~
The clock shows 6:13 and I begin to think Katie flaked, but right as I’m packing up the ingredients, the bell rings and in rushes a flushed, panting, Katie McCabe.
“I’m so… sorry! Caitlin could only… drop me… a few blocks away… so I had to… run.” She pants out.
“It’s ok.” I peck her on the cheek and take her coat, then offer her some water which she sculls down.
We spend hours baking and messing around. Mostly kissing.
~~~~~
Another 6 months pass before Katie and I decide to move in together in a small apartment down the street from the café.
She now helps me bake my apple and chocolate muffins once a week, insisting she has to always be in a simple cropped singlet after I had made a comment about how good her arms looked when she mixes the batter.
There was something so domestic about baking together that made it hard not to just scream to the world how much I loved the woman. Instead, I stick to wrapping my arms around her waist and whispering it in her ear, periodically kissing her while she cuts the apples or mixes whatever needs mixing.
I can’t wait to tell Ms Nelson her apple and chocolate muffins brought me the most beautiful girl in the world. She and her wife have been begging for a new post card.
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*Spoilers for HB Full Moon*
I don’t have my thoughts coherent enough to make a clear post so im just gonna ramble
GOD this episode was a trip. Was expecting it to all be Stolitz, and then it took a hard turn with the Cherubs and the FBI, and to be honest I couldn’t care less about them. It wasn’t bad by any mean, but I was disappointed to see over half the episode titled “Full Moon” was gonna be about something other than Stolitz
And then in the last FIVE MINUTES they pull out all the stops and give us this
VIV YOU WERE HOLDING OUT ON US
I love the way this episode did misunderstandings, which is something people usually hate, because you can SO EASILY see where everyone’s coming from, and they are both completely justified. Stolas only meant good, he wanted to break the toxic deal he had with Blitzo, and he was very thorough about it. But he took Blitzo’s first bad reaction as a sign that he didn't love him, instead of giving him time to think. And Blitzo’s first reaction to someone loving him and genuinely wanting the best for him to be that they’re faking it HURTS. His outburst seems irrational but when you take into consideration how much he’s been rejected, it almost makes sense that he would assume Stolas is getting rid of him, because he’s SO CONVINCED that no one could ever love him.
And I was expecting pain, but I was NOT expecting Stolas to be choking through his tears hurt by Blitz
THIS WAS A STEP TO FAR VIV I THOUHT WE WER FRENDS
I also LOVE how this episode establishes Stolas’s charachter growth. Going back to the first episode, Im sorry but these are NOT the same people
Before Stolas was cruel and dismissive of Blitzo, only wanting to sleep with him. But now he’s grown into someone who genuinely loves him, and is willing to give up their relationship if thats what would make Blitzo happy. And this was all super subtle, over the course of many confrontations. You almost don’t realize it’s happening, but it feels so natural. You can FEEL how much Stolas loves Blitzo in this scene, and genuinely wants the best for him.
Also How Blitzo looked so HAPPY to see Stolas, he went on a night out shopping for him and looked SO EXITED to finally see him. And just how DESPERATE he looks when Stolas is saying he wants the grimware back, literally crying and begging Stolas to reconsider. I dont think I need to say this but I dont think this is about the book. GOD I hurst that the first time we’ve seen Blitzo exited about seeing stolas AND IT END LIKE THIS.
There are also so many parallels with Blitzo and Stolas switching sides, Blitz now being the h0rny one and Stolas the one who truly cares. It’s a ‘how the tables have turned” that makes this episode all the more painful once you realize:
(thanks to @timkontheunsure and @miyakuli for pointing these out)
And BROOOO THE CHANDELEIR FROM WHEN THEY WERE KIDS IN THE FINAL SHOT I didnt even realize this at the beginning but whYYY?
edit: I LOVE people pointing out that Blitzo screaming at Stolas might have reminded him of his toxic relationship with Stella, which might be why he shut down and cried, because that’s what he did with her.
anyways I think that’s all I got so have some Fizzy to cheer you up
#He was the second best part of the episode tbh#sorry for the bad spelling I was typing fast#helluva boss stolas#helluva boss blitzo#helluva boss#stolitz#helluva boss stolitz#full moon episode#full moon helluva boss#full moon spoilers#Spoilers#blitzø#blitzo x stolas
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