#god this poor guy!!!

[ringosmistress]

[ilumin]

I'm crying, they're so silly

[shangerez]

ch 261

[garden-of-thoughts-fruit-of-lips]

" Out of Line"

It's the person who's "out of line" who is always told to, "Get back in line!"

I'm "out of line," and the students tell me to, "Get back in line!" But I say, "No, " and I saw a smaller line, and they all seemed happy and stood out as different. They were dressed in school uniform. So I started making my way over there. And the teacher of the line I left came and asked me to, "Get back in line" and when I replied, "No", immediately that teacher took it to the principal and now the principal and teachers from my original class started threatening me in front of the students. Who were trying to scare me to get back in place. When I started to break down and cry, my original classmates and other students of that class said, "If you would have stayed in line, this wouldn't have happened to you!" Even with that being done, I kept making my way to the other line. Now, the teachers became furious, and bullies from that school approach me, telling me to turn around. Once again, I refused, so the principal gave a "signal" to the bullies, and they said, "Fine, you could go." As I turned and walked a couple steps further, they added by yelling, "This school dressed you! So we're taking your clothes from off your back!" They started ripping the clothes off of me in front of my classmates and other students. "Hahahaha," they would all laugh as I became naked. Once, I was stripped, and the students of that class noticed the scars and bruises on my naked body. The bullies moved aside so all could see, and I saw pointing, I heard whispering and laughing, and from the laughing crowd, words came out, "How long you had that there!" followed by more laughter. I even heard the ones that had pitty for me say, "If he would have only stayed." At that exact time, I got up from off the ground and turned my back against them

[saragrosie]

As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Started a new book series, and has been a journey...an Odyssey, if you will.

[dangoulains-devotion]

vincent valentine week 2024 - day 1; surprise/sweet

a short comic based off of a thought the end of advent children gave me - what if once in a while aerith could, for a short time, communicate via phones? it's a bit of a stretch idea but i thought it'd be cute!

[zaahvi]

emotionally repressed dalish assassin meets the evil god he's looked up to all his life, folds immediately

[nenestansunsthings]

having svsss au ideas beyond my station

thinking. shang qinghua goes on a mission as a young disciple to some town in fuckoff nowhere and finds himself in the qiu household. and there he finds a young shen jiu, undergoing the plot he originally intended for him and hadn't realised had become real and he's so young oh god hes so young why is he so small what do you mean that part was real, he hadn't kept it why is it real—

and he panics and sneaks him the Fuck out of that house

and he's not sure what to do but surely sending him to cang qiong will fuck up something in the plot and he can't come under even more investigation and cang qiong tryouts dont happen for months anyway and his system would probably never allow it (it doesnt. it would interfere with yue qingyuans story) but shen jiu is refusing to stay anywhere near this place and wants to learn cultivating to protect himself make sure nothing like this ever happens again and sqh panics harder and

calls mobei jun.

okay. on second thought, maybe this was a bad idea. but he stumbles over himself and shushes baby shen jiu's very understandable freaking out and asks his king for the first thing hes ever asked for other than his own life.

is there any way this human child could learn cultivation in the demon world?

[iamespecter]

You can tell how I didn't take this very seriously at all and I just found it funny

[emil1863]

First time spending the night

[sleep-nurse]

loop

[egophiliac]

hashtag just class B things 🤷

[sarnai4]

Athena: Dad, have you heard from Ares lately?

Zeus (confused):...who?

Athena: My brother.

Zeus: Dear, you know that doesn't help much.

Athena (sighing): The other war god.

Zeus: Oh! Him. What about him?

Athena: Have you heard from him lately? We normally bicker on Tuesdays, but he hasn't shown up in a while.

Zeus (dismissively): I'm sure he's fine.

Athena: I'm starting to get worried. I haven't even seen him in Sparta.

Zeus: He'll show up sometime.

Athena: But what if something's wrong?

Zeus (laughs): What if it is? He's an immortal, Athena. He can't die. What's the worst that can happen?

(Meanwhile, in a jar)

Ares (in a fetal position, chanting): They'll notice I'm gone. They'll notice I'm gone.

[bluerasbunny]

a bit of audience participation can go a long way!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Let the revenge games begin.

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