#god this poor guy!!!
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#this is doing numbers#follow me for more beatles bangers guys#god john was on something back then#john can't possibly hate octopus's garden more than maxwell's silver hammer#poor ringo#what was paul's take on that octopus song#i love it though#loved that scene where george was helping ringo with that song#made me believe in starrison#peace and love everyone#the beatles#john lennon#paul mccartney#george harrison#ringo starr#beatles#memes
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I'm crying, they're so silly
#genshin impact#furina demo#Furina#Neuvillette#wriothesley#lyney#lynette#childe#HE'S THROWING HIMSELF ON THIS POOR MAN#i can't#I'll probably add more later#and i love the part where Neuvillette kicks someone in the balls#or when Lyney and Lynnette is kicking the shit out of some randon guy#and furina is there sitting like 😌☕#wriothesley goes :DD YIPPE#I'm not planning on wishing for Furina but God dammit#her demo is one of my favorites now.#AND THE MUSIC#okay those tags got too long#imma stfu for now#thanks for listening (reading???)
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ch 261
#ch 261#jjk 261#jjk spoilers#yuta okkotsu#yuuta okkotsu#yuta okkotsu fanart#okkotsu yuta#okkotsu yuuta#satoru gojo#gojo satoru#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk#jjk art#mfs when they doing smth serious for the first time in forever#my poor baby sighs <//3#poor gojo too#this gege guy is the bane of my existence on god
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" Out of Line"
It's the person who's "out of line" who is always told to, "Get back in line!"
I'm "out of line," and the students tell me to, "Get back in line!" But I say, "No, " and I saw a smaller line, and they all seemed happy and stood out as different. They were dressed in school uniform. So I started making my way over there. And the teacher of the line I left came and asked me to, "Get back in line" and when I replied, "No", immediately that teacher took it to the principal and now the principal and teachers from my original class started threatening me in front of the students. Who were trying to scare me to get back in place. When I started to break down and cry, my original classmates and other students of that class said, "If you would have stayed in line, this wouldn't have happened to you!" Even with that being done, I kept making my way to the other line. Now, the teachers became furious, and bullies from that school approach me, telling me to turn around. Once again, I refused, so the principal gave a "signal" to the bullies, and they said, "Fine, you could go." As I turned and walked a couple steps further, they added by yelling, "This school dressed you! So we're taking your clothes from off your back!" They started ripping the clothes off of me in front of my classmates and other students. "Hahahaha," they would all laugh as I became naked. Once, I was stripped, and the students of that class noticed the scars and bruises on my naked body. The bullies moved aside so all could see, and I saw pointing, I heard whispering and laughing, and from the laughing crowd, words came out, "How long you had that there!" followed by more laughter. I even heard the ones that had pitty for me say, "If he would have only stayed." At that exact time, I got up from off the ground and turned my back against them
#short story#short poem#2min#spilled truth#truth#illustration#illustrator#story#inspiration#inspiring quotes#inspiringstories#eye opening#stories#poetry#praisethelord#my post#can you see it#can you hear me#can you imagine#can you feel my heart#can you feel it#testimony#fruit of the spirit#glorify god#poor guy#poor old man#student#holy bible#holy spirit#integrity
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As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings
#i didn't sign the one I actually colored but it's fucking fine I guess I'll redraw it later anyways#I am never satisfied when I color my shit in fr#martin blackwood you are the realest of the fucking real for asking your man to eldritch-equivelent block someone cuz youre jealous#hate him all you want he's out here speaking the truth#he wants that twink obliterated because he's jealous and he is not ashamed to admit it!#i have so many thoughts and feelings about s5 so far that I must commit to paper hruyggnm#one of which being that Jon is wearing martins flannel in the fucking eminem pose I drew him in#it's the little things I say as I go ever so slightly more insane#my art#the magnus archives#tma season four#tma season 5#tma#tma spoilers#tma fanart#tma podcast#the magnus pod#martin blackwood#jonathan sims the archivist#jonathan sims#jon sims#god i hope those tags arent for the real ass dude#jonny why did you name the poor meow meow after youself man why#jonmartin#good god what is their ship name#jmart#tma jmart#jmart fanart#“ceaseless watcher. show me this guy's balls”#please do not do that I'm quoting a meme
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Started a new book series, and has been a journey...an Odyssey, if you will.
#poorly drawn odyssey#the odyssey#Athena#telemachus#penelope#odysseus#calypso#I also drew Phemius the bard and Antinous the leader of the suitors but I'll hold onto those for a while longer.#The Odyssey has been on my reading list for ages and I finally decided to just dive into the Robert Fagles translation.#*nobody* ever talks about how damn funny the Odyssey is. Oh my god. I have been howling.#The poor bard doomed to keep playing for this unending feast. The most unwilling court jester.#Penelope being introduced by her crying about how much she 'hates this song'.#And Telemachus is the goodest lad. The OG protag to set about on his heroes journey.#He is kind! He is soft! He yearns for adventure and finding out the truth! He wants to get back at his bullies!#He even gets a companion named Mentor. THE original mentor! Who is *totally* not a god by the way. Just a guy.#Not to mention how much Odysseus gets hyped up only for his first appearance to be him sobbing non-stop.#Honestly I was mostly motivated by the need to do research for a personal project but I've been having the best time.#I sincerely doubt my current audience has any overlap with classic Greek literature but expect a few more PD-Odyssey posts.#(Yes - I am familiar with Epic the Musical; this is not fanart of that adaptation).
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he can't be gentle. how could he possibly be something that was beaten out of him so cruelly at such a young age?
you don't get soft fingers dancing lightly along your hairline as you sleep on his lap, no, you get a large, calloused paw brushing back your hair so he can see your pretty, pretty features better cos it was annoying him. he can't hold your hand don't be daft he'll crack your smaller bones in half... is the reasoning that he hopes will convince himself to stop fucking thinking about playing with your pretty fingers and pressing soft kisses to them. he's not soft! he's a killing machine! he knows nothing but anger and rage and numbness. so what is this strange fuzzy sensation in the hollow hole in his chest that's bothering him? why does it feel good? why is it making him fucking smile?
when he curls his mass around your sleeping body, don't be mistaken. he doesn't want to feel the way you fit perfectly against him. he's just.. trying to swallow you whole. he's not trying to get closer to you no no he's actually attempting to steal your joy. it's not as if you lessen the, thus far, endless and overwhelming burden of his corporeal blight oh no he's just using you.
everytime he presses his mouth against you and doesn't suck your blood out, he reasons that he's practising self-control and instead forcing himself to leave featherlight kisses that make you giggle oh so sweetly even when he knows deep down that he'd pluck out every one of his own teeth if even one dared puncture your skin. simon's not a soft man. he's not a gentle man. he's killed countless with the very hands that you play with. he tells himself you mean nothing to him, that he could walk away and forget you whenever he felt like it but everytime he wishes that his fingers were softer so that they may be more pleasant upon your skin and everytime he wishes that his lips were less chapped so that you may kiss him more, he knows he's fighting a losing battle.
simon riley will become a soft and gentle man in your embrace and there's not one thing he can do to prevent it.
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pls comment i have so many thoughts about this man that need to be talked about xx
#I don't actually know if any of this makes sense#I was asleep and then shot up straight with this on my mind#he's in DENIAL#he'd kill everyone and then himself if ANYTHING happened to you#poor baby has never felt true love before#doesn't know how to deal with it#simon is so unwavering devotion#god he'd burn the fucking WORLD down just to make you smile#would bring the whole world to its knees#he's in denial but also has this gnawing feeling that oh... maybe this isn't just a fleeting thing#god I love him#I need to treat him SO WELL#simon fluff#simon ghost riley fluff#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost x reader#simon x reader#simon riley x reader#cod x reader#cod fluff#vi.writes#GUYS GUYS THIS IS FWB!SIMON CODED EEEEEEE
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having svsss au ideas beyond my station
thinking. shang qinghua goes on a mission as a young disciple to some town in fuckoff nowhere and finds himself in the qiu household. and there he finds a young shen jiu, undergoing the plot he originally intended for him and hadn't realised had become real and he's so young oh god hes so young why is he so small what do you mean that part was real, he hadn't kept it why is it real—
and he panics and sneaks him the Fuck out of that house
and he's not sure what to do but surely sending him to cang qiong will fuck up something in the plot and he can't come under even more investigation and cang qiong tryouts dont happen for months anyway and his system would probably never allow it (it doesnt. it would interfere with yue qingyuans story) but shen jiu is refusing to stay anywhere near this place and wants to learn cultivating to protect himself make sure nothing like this ever happens again and sqh panics harder and
calls mobei jun.
okay. on second thought, maybe this was a bad idea. but he stumbles over himself and shushes baby shen jiu's very understandable freaking out and asks his king for the first thing hes ever asked for other than his own life.
is there any way this human child could learn cultivation in the demon world?
#svsss#shang qinghua#shen jiu#listen. i. okay. listen#first off. i need shang qinghua to just fucking spitball a lesson plan idea thats never even been heard of before in like 5 seconds flat and#absolutely floor mobei jun#i need this to turn partially into shen jiu freaking out over the courting hits and inadvertedly teach mobei jun about human culture#idk. they go to a brothel together#mbj is being dragged along by like a 10 year old visibly shrinking into his coat but imperiously demanding the most expensive courtesan that#fits into their budget so she can spend an hour informing this idiot that no#slapping your boyfriend is stupid and hurtful and also stupid in human culture and he would get arrested#unrelated tk that. sqh still being a spy for mbj in cang qiong and getting a mission years later to instate sqq/sj as the qing jing peak lor#d#poor guy is so so fucked#sj becoming mbjs assassin. hear me out#a human most trusted advisor slash spy and a human assassin truly mbj is making bank#sj is also sqh's assassin lowkey. man who is intensely furious and learned how to channel all that into productive murder instead of. well#how does this fit with lbh? with sy? with fucking oh god YUE QINGYUAN??? well we'll find out!
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You can tell how I didn't take this very seriously at all and I just found it funny
#the amazing digital circus#tadc#tadc gummigoo#gummigoo#tadc fanart#fanart#also known as: Gummigoo suffers from an even worse existential crisis after encountering his eldritch god#the poor guy just wanted to bring maple syrup to his village#not have his entire existence be further invalidated by a pair of dentures with eyes#and an out of the world experience
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vincent valentine week 2024 - day 1; surprise/sweet
a short comic based off of a thought the end of advent children gave me - what if once in a while aerith could, for a short time, communicate via phones? it's a bit of a stretch idea but i thought it'd be cute!
#final fantasy vii#ffvii#ff7#vincent valentine#aerith gainsborough#vvw2024#vincentweek2024#my art#<- i am moonlight elegy on twt#by the gods i will make the aerith and vincent friendship content myself if i have to#also i just crunched all 5 of these pages within about 30 hours and i do NOT recommend doing that. it will be my first and last time#i've not actually done a comic before! and i'm not a background guy! so if you notice poor anatomy/backgroudns/whatever simply do not!#kjdhfg#THIS IS NOT SHIP ART!! PLEASE DO NOT GET YOUR HOPES UP!!#I REPEAT THIS IS FRIENDSHIP CONTENT !!! OK THANK U FOR LISTENING
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First time spending the night
#tw suggestive#ig#monkey d. luffy#one piece luffy#op koby#op coby#kobylu#cobylu#one piece#my art#god bless kobylu for returning my will to draw#unfortunately it's costing Koby's sanity#poor guy
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hashtag just class B things 🤷
#art#ride kamens#class A: we love justice and protecting the city! :)#class B: (already a scorching crater in the ground)#god. whoever decided to 1) stick uryuu with the mad guys and 2) make him look so UPSET about it is my new hero.#poor uryuu. you'll get through this honey!#i mean definitely not unscathed but you'll get through this
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a bit of audience participation can go a long way!
#bun arts#danganronpa#k1-b0#drv3 keebo#drv3#danganronpa fanart#his argument armament did things to my psyche.. god. poor guy#i have a lot of thoughts and feelings about keebo#the fact that his A.A. has him in chains being yanked around... he spent the entire game being thrown around like a toy.#and then in ch6 it happens again. god....#i dont really see people talk abt keebo a lot outside of jokes and its sad because he is such a brilliant character#we should talk about keebo more
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Big Mama must have lost some serious standing in the yokai underworld because it’s gotten apparent that she keeps being beaten by a small group of teenagers and the occasional rat man, and when it’s not them then she’s taking L’s from her own schemes working against her.
And in the ensuing power vacuum, the Hamatos accidentally become the most feared crime family known to all the big bads of the Hidden City.
After all, they’ve publicly outplayed Big Mama multiple times, a couple of them have taken out the heads of two of the most well known criminal organizations, one took out Heinous Green, two are responsible for the destruction of Witch Town, they have ties to both the infamous Baron Draxum and Captain Piel, they won the Doom Dome death race, they’re Battle Nexus Champions, they’ve displayed insane feats of power and defeated impossibly strong enemies, most of them have been to jail, and they regularly mingle with humans.
You can just imagine the notoriety they’d accumulate from word of mouth alone.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt headcanons#rise of the tmnt#I didn’t even list everything the Hamatos are MENACES#it’s so funny#bonus if none of the Hamatos realize how terrifying their presence in the Hidden City has become#every time Leo goes to bother Hueso the guy just has his head in his hands like Pepino…I JUST got my brother out of crime…and now you???’#Leo’s just like ‘lmao what crime’#meanwhile a trail of destruction follows them wherever they go#just look at the library smh#the small time yokai villains hearing about how scary the fam is and having two different reactions#one being no way are we talking about the same babies tripping over themselves and barely beating anyone#the other is oh god I barely escaped with my LIFE huh#sunita listening to all the worry her parents have about this new ‘Hamato Family’ and laughing inside#she tells April and April keeps it a secret to see how long it takes the others to realize it#when accused of crime Donnie accidentally and largely unprompted starts denying his digital asset thefts and then has to deny he denied it#when he learns of what is thought of them Raph has a crisis the poor boy#Mikey’s happy they’re ‘known for being a family!:)’#he - kinda terrifyingly - kinda likes the thought of that lol#Leo: 🤔 think I could go back to that hair spa then? (no)#in their defense while they are MENACES society is ALSO a menace to THEM
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comic i made but i got lazy and gave up on the second page lolololo
#ultrakill#ultrakill fanart#digital art#art#gabriel#gabriel ultrakill#hes guilty ... poor guy#au where god like... didnt disappear... or like... came back... idk#myart
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Let the revenge games begin.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jin guangyao#nie huaisang#He's gonna call his 5 horse friends up. They have to go on a 14 year long journey to finish the job but by god they will do it.#The sheer chaos in the Audio Drama is really fantastic. Reminds me of those traincar murder mysteries.#The lights go off and there's a scream and then BOOM dead body. Who did that!!!#Okay it was qi deviation and he did it to stop himself from killing his brother. He did it to himself.#JGY sadly has the worst alibi ever though. Both the strongest motivation and also uhhh presence at the scene.#Not to nitpick but as someone who loves murder mysteries - I do feel like even *one* other suspect would have made it stronger.#I get that he tried to make it look like an inevitable Qi Deviation and that it *is* something within the family legacy.#And a big part of NHS figuring it all out comes down to his own perceptiveness and intelligence.#If you weren't close enough to JGY and NMJ of course it looks like an accident.#Sadly 'guy who plays the 'poor little meow meow card'' is also weak to 'guy who plays the 'poor little meow meow card''.#NHS was the better subtle manipulator at the end. That's probably the strongest mystery part of MDZS. And why he's in my top 5.#My man pulled the 'kill him just as he falls from the top of his game and loses everything' gambit and I love him for it.
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