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desired-misery · 2 days ago

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My poor service dog. Woke up to FRANTIC panting in my face. Which is very unusual for him. It's 4 am. I assume he has to go, so I open the bedroom door. He turns a 20 second walk to the back door into a 5 second SPRINT. I take off after him, hoping I can help him make it.

Yank the door open, he flies down the stairs. And has the worst upset stomach of his life. Never seen this guy have the shits like that.

Runs back up the stairs wiggling at me, both of us thinking "thank GOD that didn't happen in the house".

#he is happily sleeping in his crate now (NOT letting that butt on the bed tonight LOL even tho I washed it)#not restless or panting anymore so hopefully whatever was upsetting his system is out of it #but yeah he is not going to work with me today no way #not if he needs less than a 30 second warning before pure liquid poops #god the mess would be TERRIBLE #thankfully my family is home so someone can keep an eye on him/taks him to the vet if it keeps happening #dmtalk

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demaparbat-hp · 3 months ago

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Yoi is a babe 🫶

A diva, is what he is.

#dema answers #atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko #atla fanart #atla art #the crew #Ensign Yoi #Royal Guard Ming #atla ming #zuko's crew #for the spirits #new gods au #spirit touched zuko #and his entourage of rambunctious fools #Fun fact! If it's Ming complimenting him then Yoi's reaction would be VASTLY different #With her it's either A: nervous teasing to hide the fact that he is actually quite flustered.#Or B: a blushing stuttering dorky mess #Which he'll later deny. Of course.#BUT. He's actually a diva. Any compliment will only serve to stroke his ego and make him absolutely insufferable for the next few days.#Being called a babe? Yeah...you just condemned the rest of the Crew.#Enjoy the pandemonium :D #He's just a cinnamon roll a sweet dorky guy hidden under layers upon layers of Cool Guy™ vibes #He'd listen to power songs and take dance lessons in secret and be a Clingy Drunk. He'd also sing in the shower and adopt puppies.#He'd also be either the smoothest guy in the room or a terrible flirt. No in-between.#He's like...that annoying cousin that's always cooler than you (but is actually just a lovable idiot who cries during Disney movies)#I'm still cooking up his backstory #For the moment let's just say that he was just Too Much for his commanding officers to handle. So they sent him to the Prince's crew.#the rest is history #atla oc

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al-luviec · 7 months ago

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juvie buddies

#alek art #td duncan #td mal #total drama #total drama all stars #(if i want to get technical)#2024 #duncan is around 15 here... mal is around 16 #ive thought really hard about them these past few days . in my brain they actually knew each other and canon is different #duncan and mike got along really well. in juvie mal refused to speak to anyone about anything and would fight as many people as he could .#he wanted to stay in there and far away from home . they get roomed together and duncan is the first person who mal can talk to . he isnt #scared of him . he relates to him a lot . like -> wow we both act out for attention and people think we are terrible because of it #duncan being a mentally ill teenager seeing mal an also very mentally ill teenager thought 'i can fix him' . mike and duncan speak too here #i cant really see anyone else fronting besides those two . their brain was on lockdown and mike wanted out so bad . i see manitoba as a #gatekeeper so hed handle some sessions with their psych. i want to say they (duncan and mike) get moved to a psyche ward just because #i have more knowledge on being in one and how it goes ... but yeah i like duncan mal a lot . this art isnt ship whatsoever though 🙏 i dont #see them as a couple their dynamic is just better as friends imo #but anyways in all stars they obviously recognize each other but have an unspoken agreement not to say anything abt it #duncan is a known criminal but mike isnt like that . mike hadnt even told zoey about that part of his life . so duncan wanted to respect his #privacy -> then mal starts hurting people and he has to step in . mal isnt a good person by any means but i dont think he was that bad in #juvie . so duncan had to come to terms that his friend wasnt the same person he was years ago (in all stars duncan is ~18 and i think mike #is almost 20... so it had been a while since they last talked)#them getting each other like no other and being in pain because they couldnt really speak . i see them having a conversation still in moon #madness abt their past and history . god i just think abt them and their wasted potential wdym mike and duncan were in juvie together #duncan was in for trespassing or destruction of private property or something really dumb . mal fought his parent(s) and got in for assault #mal was already in when duncan was placed . and duncan was let out early on good behavior + his parents (dad) mostly did it to teach him a #lesson . wrong of them or otherwise . so mal was just kinda stuck there until they realized he was actually not right in the head . think he #knew abt their DID but was only diagnosed in juvie and had to go from there . tbh he shouldve been tried as an adult but td logic . doesnt #matter dw guys . mike gets the 'was put on random meds that made him go braindead' treatment bc that was me . post mental hospital abilify #had me messed up

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anglerflsh · 8 months ago

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>28.8% fdi votes in the eus and 54.4 right candidate in the regionali

#[.txt]#oh lotr quote we are so terribly in it now. not the end of the world but god fucking dammit. you know #if the right wing wins in the next americans im going to start bludgeoning on sight. we would not be in This Much of a mess without you #<- not the best political theory my apologies. I think usamerica should blow up immediatwly instead of making its politics this global

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naamahdarling · 6 months ago

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#...smooch went early so we wouldn't lose them both in the same day #and so our schedules would be just messed up enough that i noticed Raleigh was in trouble #saving him from an excruciating death #maybe the world is that kind #i don't know #but it somehow happened like it did and there was a kind of mercy in it #god last night was terrible

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cicada-candy · 22 days ago

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I get the sense that Nina is gonna haunt the next season.

#creature commandos #discussion in tags ->#im having A Moment #bride crashout incoming question mark.#i would Love To See her go after flag but its not gonna happen lol #i mean i guess she already kinda did. killing Rostovic. but like. i want her to lose it #bride says shes the only kind one out of them. she finally accepts that theyre friends and then accidentally drives her to her to her death #i want nina to have been a Uniting Force of the team. i want everything to go to shit w/o her there #a character whose Whole Life is defined by being a perceived burden to others is finally almost able to prove herself and.#i want the bride to go absolutely postal i want phosphorus to try changing for the better. asterisk. sorta. hear me out #the bride is just about nihilistic atp. she straight up says if rostovic hadnt killed nina she wouldnt have cared enough.#she deserved to have a sparkling fiery vengeful meltdown about everything next season. and she should get to kill eric godspeed.#phosphorus has already gotten his revenge.#he went through terrible shit and killed everyone who wronged him and then went on a hedonistic bender about it.#(phosphorus is also the only one to go by a different name. and he chose it for himself. i dont have anythng to say abt that yet but. ow)#but he clearly is still wracked with guilt about his wife and kids deaths too. He goes for Thorne at home. He definitely kills his kids.#in what i can only see as an intentional parallel.#but then in pokolistan when he is given a Very Legitimate reason to kill the little girl [she could out the team] not only does he Not-#he talks to and plays with her in a way that is Immediately a parallel to his own kid owwwww #[for hours possibly? isnt it night when theyre being chased and morning when her parents come down?? ill have 2 check tho]#good god im off topic anyway #phosphorus is a sarcastic prick like. comedically so.#the aformentioned scene is pretty much the only time in the whole show hes even remotely sincere #when him and the bride are trying to reassure nina before she goes to kill the princess-#he A] sounds genuinely earnest B] calls her “kid” and C] waits for her to leave before ruining it lmao #and like. i dont know if he felt paternal or anything but i do think her death is gonna mess him up a little #or maybe theyll all get worse.. i wouldnt be annoyed if they all crash the fuck out together. GI is gonna find out eventually too.#also hes reformed. kinda. in some of his recent comic appearances which makes for a fun dynamic certainly #christ this was a novel im sorry hsajdghkgdah #i dont rly have a satisfying ending i just. Ouagh

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vv-ispy · 5 months ago

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on one hand I totally understand tropes are popular but on the other hand I think Amos is a lot more compelling as a middle aged woman trying to figure out her life after a loveless relationship than a mother figure ya know

#it's like. oh has anyone read price of salt? It's like carol. she's in a mess trying to figure things out #and dragging anyone close to her into that mess #bc she spent so long in an environment where she is both not getting enough attention from one who she wants #and getting attention from others who are 'below' her. not that she conciously sees people as below her but i think society #would tell Amos that she has a higher role on the hierarchy as Deca's lover than anyone else in mondstadt #...now i'm imagining an old mond rebellion where the original goal was something like 'tear down the walls reform deca' and then Amos joine #went 'no I'm gonna kill him' and the rebellion went '....okay that doesn't sound like a terrible idea he IS the one keeping the walls up'#nb's goal after all was to break down the walls and see the sky right not explicitly to kill a god #.......puts this idea in my pocket to maybe play with #saying that my initial idea of her was also viss er one / eva anim orphs based but sim idea. middle aged woman #upper class middle aged divorced woman amos who has her hands full dealing with the fallout of her own life and making it everyone's proble #i just really like Problematic Woman #saying that carol did kinda really mother therese but also their relationship was uhhhh unequal. Just a Bit #also viss e r one and eva are also both defined by motherhood in a way #except eva is 'long left the role behind bc the world thinks she's dead and her body isn't even hers anymore'#and vis ser one is 'she should NOT be a mother she is a whole empire's tactician for a reason'#anyway don't mind me waking up and starts rambling about Opinions bc my dream supplied me Stress of Snakes #<- thinks snakes are cool but has a healthy respect of them irl idk Where that dream came from #genshin talk

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crimeronan · 1 year ago

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it's genuinely very sad that so many of you guys have never seen breaking bad it's unironically one of my fave shows ever ever Ever and probably always will be. absolutely indefensible in terms of diverse casting or unproblematic representation, but also like...... So Fucking Good.

#if u cant stand to watch white men though i do not recommend it at all.#otherwise. Everything I Could Ever Want In A Show #god what if i streamed breaking bad sometime. would any of the childrens cartoon enjoyers here want to experience something that is uh #not. a children's cartoon in the slightest.#it really is so good. sorry for having the same taste in television/movies as my terrible father #if i didnt though i wouldn't be able to write characters getting at each other's throats with NEARLY the same level of mess.#breaking bad

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maburp · 3 months ago

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I’m in my early 20s so sometimes I forget I don’t live in a vacuum. If I fail here, if I pause here, there is so shame or rush, there are people around me that can help break my fall and I’m so lucky for that. My only job is to explore and figure out what will leave me with a fulfilling life and how my friends and family fit into that.

#I’m a neuroscience major and I have no idea what I want to do with it anymore.#in highschool and early university years it was always medical school #but first year and second year of university really broke me down #I have been considering what career I want since second year and have panicked and panicked and panicked #I don’t want to mess up the career I choose but. I have to understand that it’s ok if I do.#there’s probably no career that will be truly satisfactory #i’m rambling #I wish I had a clear cut goal #something that is driving me or something big and lofty I want to accomplish #I’m just going to list things I want in a career rn bc I’m ranting anyways #I don’t want to climb a hierarchy or rather I don’t care for it. I’m not the best at conversations and I’m terribly awkward #but I do get an energy boost when I talk to people #but my focus is best when I work on my own bc I tend to make more mistakes when working with others #when I do research for an assignment I can focus for hours at a time without getting up #all of these make me think that research might be smth to pursue rather than healthcare #but I’m scared about work life balance and general job stability #also imposter syndrome is going to hit hard #I have to do my best to get smth research positiony this summer so atleast I have experience before my last year of undergrad #and that way I’ll KNOW if it’s smth I want.#if all else fails I might go into medical lab tech bc it’s lab work forever and that sounds fun #or rad tech bc it’s a bit repetitive but also I’m scared that bc I would be working with ppl I’d make more mistakes #I just do NOT want to work in business #I’m so privelaged being able to choose a career like this when my parents couldn’t and had to grab at whatever they could #I think that’s part of the guilt of potentially failing. like I CANNOT fail my parents who worked so hard to be here and let me choose #GOD do I want stability most? do I want to learn something new regularly? id love to learn something new everyday #I think I might end up compromise and go into rad tech bc then I’ll be able to maybe do research with the brain and have a stable backup?#talks maburp #THERES TOO MANY CHOICES TOO MANY OPPORTUNITIES TOO MANY THINGS TO CONSIDER #I’m so lucky to be able to consider all these things #YAllah give me strength to make decisions and not get stuck like I keep doing this year. Yallah let opportunities drop on my lap

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girlypsyop · 2 years ago

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Man. Leaving a toxic relationship is just an exercise in learning how to live in your own head again.

#lot going on in here folks :'(#but also :')#for a few weeks i couldnt be alone couldnt be in silence couldnt just. think.#im loving myself again. im laughing and connecting and god im so excited for what comes next #june 19th lana..... you are my soulmate my rock my queen you are everything to me #bc june 19th lana had the strength to leave #june 19th lana swept me off my fucking feet and she fought and yelled and stayed up for 4 days straight #so that 4 days later i could be free again <3 #i will work so fucking hard for june 19th lana.... i never want her to have any regrets... any whatifs....#im going to give june 19th lana the life she hopes shes fighting for #those four days were torture... moving... yelling... crying crying crying... more moving... driving...#she did that... for me....#literally she talked to me often... she would sit amongst the boxes and fear and heartbreak and shed talk to her future self #which ig is me <3 and shed tell me how she loved me and how i better not screw this up and she begged me to love her again #god i love her again. i love that mess of a girl. beautiful and strong and terrible! and she got out despite the torture.#june 19th lana. also june 20th 21st and 22nd lana. i hear you. you will have such a beautiful wonderful life i swear #one you will never ever second guess #he fucking killed us! he killed you! the connection the devotion the love it masked the insidious truth that you had to die for that shit #the life he could give you...its pathetic compared to what im gonna give you.#and unlike every promise he ever made... i never go back on my word :)#ok bye

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a-very-fond-farewell · 11 months ago

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it’s 5am, today I get to do something that happens only once every two years in my household, I am currently craving poke but haven’t had one in 8 months, never had boba in my life, I’m eating crackers wishing it was something else, and I look like this: