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*Leon, popping back around the corner after beging gone for 10 minutes to rejoin Chris and Alpha Team*

Leon: Did you know there was a big BOW down that hallway?

Chris: Oh, shit, you need back up?

Leon: Was. I said 'was'.

Leon: But back up would have been nice about 7 minutes ago.

*Leon lifts his very obviously, disgustingly broken arm to show Chris*

Chris: holy shit Leon--

Leon: Don't worry, as long as we get out of here before the painkiller wears off I'm good

Chris: ... there wasn't exactly a right answer to ease my concerns, but that is actually a wrong answer

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I don’t know which author needs to hear this right now but even if you never update your wip i would never regret reading it a time of joy is never wasted

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had a very @citrine-elephant -coded thought.

Leon gets cracked pretty hard across the face. It doesn't feel like much—nothing ever does in the middle of a fight—but when he rights himself, he knows something is different. His eye has gone filmy. The blurriness doesn't blink away. As he backs up for some distance, he realizes something inside his eye is broken.

:D detached retina!!

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Although my dad is back at it again with misunderstanding how a service dog works.

He thinks I will leave my SD in a crate while I work (like in the back or something? While I roam the whole store??? Dad???)

Got my very first job offer just now aaaaaa

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Okay wow my dad was not as worried as I thought. Although he does want me to only have this job seasonally... but if I get an offer to move to a long term position (part time), Imma take it

Got my very first job offer just now aaaaaa

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Got my very first job offer just now aaaaaa

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Krauser's side profile, that's all

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Grumble grumble…

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unfortunately, I will write this fic and I am writing this fic are two very different things

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Fic trick or treat! 🎃

okay so the original concept for the hotel Luis gets Leon pregnant in books for him and Leon for their last night before his tour in the second fic in the (main) rockstar AU was going to be in a stupid ass champagne towers room I stumbled upon pics of

I ended up shelfing that part of the concept and they instead smoked weed in a fancy but otherwise normal hotel bathtub

but it's fine, Luis does take Leon there for one of their anniversaries

“Pennsylvania. It's our anniversary, I've had two of your kids, you're a millionaire rockstar, and you're taking me to Pennsylvania? Seriously?”

“... Is there somewhere you want to go?” Luis asks, clearly ready to drop everything to do whatever Leon wants. “I can change the plans.”

“No. I'm just surprised. When you told me to pack a suitcase, I figured it was going to be some over the top romantic, expensive shit. Like somewhere in Europe, Paris? I don't know, you're the one that knows that kind of stuff. This is out of character for your dramatic ass.”

“We can do Paris next year. Or later this year,” Luis says, like a trip to Paris is nothing. “But for now, Pennsylvania!”

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Leon remains mildly concerned that the destination is a sign of a head injury until they enter their hotel room and the first thing he sees is a gigantic champagne glass. The rest of the room is just as tacky, with another tub that's heart-shaped, and of course the bed is also heart-shaped and there's rose petals scattered everywhere. “This is why you picked Pennsylvania?” “Exactly! It's romantic, and you like your big bathtubs, there's two in here, I figured you'd like it.” “This is so fucking tacky. I can't believe I fake married you,” Leon says, dropping his suitcase to head up the stairs to the champagne glass because he is curious about this abomination. He sees Luis picking up his suitcase below while he turns the water on and calls out. “Don't unpack any of my shit! You don't get to see what lingerie I packed until it's on me, that's your anniversary present.” “You remember what happened the last time we got high in a bathtub together?” “I got pregnant?” “I'm afraid your memory betrays you. I got you pregnant the night before that. What happened when we got high was that you kept telling me how pretty I was, and how pretty the scar on my cheek is, and how hot it was that I could beat people up. Are you…” Leon completely zones out while Luis talks, staring down. “Oh my god. Why are we getting high up here, we're gonna have to go down stairs to get to bed, we're gonna die.” “We are not going to die,” Luis scoots over to the other side of the glass so he's next to Leon, and uses his hand to tilt Leon's face so he's looking at Luis's face, not the room below them. “Maybe you would if you were alone because you're a lightweight, but I'm here, this is nothing. I was actually drunk as fuck the night I beat that guy up. Possibly stoned too, don't remember. That was before I realized I didn't like playing music while under the influence, so I was usually on something those days. I can get down stairs high no problem, and I'll help you down. I'll even carry you if I have to. That's the whole reason I started working out, I just wanted to get strong enough to pick you up.” “Feels like you're just fishing to get me to say something about how it's hot that you're strong,” Leon slurs. “It is. Yeah. You're still not strong as my ex, but you're hotter, cuz you're safe too. When he picked me up, I'd be a mix of excited and worried about what new injury I'd have to hide. With you all I ever worry about is what piece of furniture you're going to set me down on and ruin. You're so much hotter too. Maybe I said that already. You're pretty. I want another baby.”

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DM's 2024 Whumptober Masterlist! COMPLETE

Welcome to my first whumptober! I am completing both Whumptober (W) and AiLessWhumptober. (ALW).

@whumptober-archive @ailesswhumptober This month's fics are all centered around Leon Kennedy and Ingrid Hunnigan from the Resident Evil games (specifically post-Resident Evil 4). Expect lots of whump, angst, ample sarcasm and sass, and plenty of field agent nonsense from yours truly, Leon "Condor" Kennedy.

Characters: Leon Kennedy, Ingrid Hunnigan (with Chris Redfield and Piers Nivans as a treat). Works below the cut! *everything will be posted to my AO3 account , but only one is a complete fic. Everything else are scenes of larger fics that have not been completed yet.

THE WORKS

Nonlinear Recovery | Leon Kennedy POV | Scenes

Rating: 13+

Summary: Leon is struggling with medical complications after surviving Spain. While most of his symptoms have cleared up, one in particular is wreaking havoc on his plans to return to his normal life. As normal as his life could be.

W: Starvation [12], Forced Choice [23], Therapy [31]

ALW: Migraines [5]

Trapped By Circumstance | Leon Kennedy POV | Complete

Rating: 13+

Summary: What he has to do is very simple: don't give up the code words, don't crack, don't suffer serious injury or death, do not give anyone the code words. He needs to prove he can be trusted.

W: Panic Attack [1], Set Up for Failure [3], Sensory Deprivation [4], Sleep Deprivation [8], Fatigue [29]

ALW: Stress Position [1], Sensory Deprivation [12], Defiance [13], Waterboarding [15], Hostile Environment [16], Disassociation [19], Forced to Kneel [22], Electrocution [26], Panic Attack/Facing a Phobia [31], Animal Bite [ALT 3 for 25], Kidnapping [ALT 8 for 18]

Unfortunate Consequences | Ingrid Hunnigan POV | Scenes

Rating: 13+

Summary: It wasn’t Condor’s fault— but damn, his luck can be abysmal at the worst times. Falling through a rickety staircase resulted in the kind of injury that was immediately disqualifying to Condor being able to fulfill the mission objectives. It happened outside of the recon point, an abandoned building-turned-safehouse that clearly needed some maintenance.

W: Heat Stroke [5], "Oh, that's not good" [22]

ALW: Unfortunate Fall [2], Heat Stroke [9]

Left Out | Ingrid Hunnigan POV | Scenes

Rating: 13+

Summary: After Condor gets injured and then almost becomes a casualty of heat stroke, he is back to work. The mission is supposed to easy, light work for him while he is still technically on the mend. With Condor's classic, horrible luck, things so south fast.

W: Only for Emergencies [7], Blackmail [14], "It's not your fault" [20], CCTV [28]

Delayed Guilt | Ingrid Hunnigan + Leon Kennedy POV | Scenes

Rating: 13+

Summary: On the heels of a failed mission, Ingrid hopes this one will go better after getting reassurance that it was nothing more than a horribly unlucky situation. That happens with Condor sometimes. ...Sometimes.

W: Nowhere Else to Go [17], Collapsed Building/Equipment Failure [24]

Disoriented, Cornered | Leon Kennedy + Ingrid Hunnigan POV | Scenes

Rating: Mature

Summary: Severely injured, Leon is reduced to survival instincts that won't allow him to recognize the real world around him.

W: Passing Out from the Pain [10], Unreliable Narrator [18], Body Horror [21], Voiceless/Muzzled [27], Hospital Bed [30]

ALW: Passed Out [23], Delirium [30]

On His Back | Leon Kennedy POV | Scenes

Rating: Mature

Summary: Leon's horrific hospital stay triggers all kinds of horrible thoughts. Thanks to the pain medication he has to take, his nightmares are vivid and intense.

W: Painful Hug [15], Nightmares [26]

ALW: Non-consensual Body Modification [4], "You're so much prettier this way" [8], Hallucinations [11], Ownership [29]

Self Reliance | Leon Kennedy POV | Scenes

Rating: Mature

Summary: At this point, Ingrid knows just how much Leon cannot tolerate doctors. She does everything she can to help, but still, Leon insists he can handle it on his own. He can take care of himself.

W: Broken Window [9], Wound Cleaning [16], Surgery/Stitches [25]

ALW: Field Medicine [7], Self Worth Issues [10],

Within Range | Piers Nivans POV | Scenes

Rating: 13+

Summary: As often as Alpha is deployed, you'd think they'd recognize if they were being shot at. But that's the thing about BOWs; they don't tend to be intelligent enough for that. Within the fog of combat, it takes a while to realize that someone is shooting back.

W: Multiple Whumpees [13], Blood Trail [19], Friendly Fire [ALT for 11]

ALW: Multiple Whumpees [6], Concussion [14], Misunderstanding [17], "I'm absolutely not qualified for this shit" [20], Internal Bleeding [28]

Shared Sleep | Leon Kennedy + Chris Redfield POV | Scenes

Rating: 13+

Summary: Leon has nightmares very often. Leon sharing a bed with someone happens way, way less often. It is not exactly great to dream about zombies when Chris fuckin' Redfield is the one lying next to him.

ALW: Zombies [ALT 4 for 27]

Experiment 537 | Luis Serra + Leon Kennedy POV | Scenes

Rating: Mature

Summary: How Luis Serra becomes friends with an intelligent BOW... who ends up being Leon.

W: Healed Wrong [6]

ALW: Deconditioning [24], Shock Collar [ALT 6 for 3]

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Trick or treat! 🎃

- @uriswhumpchamber

Thank you! I hope you had a good Halloween! [Ask game] Have Chris trying to convince Leon to allow him to treat his injuries:

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The muscles under Leon’s skin twitch and jump as Chris cleans out the cut, the only indication that it is causing Leon pain. Leon remains still and his breathing rate hardly changes, trying to take shallow breathes to let Chris treat the gashes curving around the back of his ribs.

"These really should get stitches," Chris says, slow and trying not to spook Leon.

Leon flinches. "Don't need it."

"Leon—"

"If you try, that needle is gonna end up in your eye," he hisses.

"I won't do it if you insist." Chris says, against his instincts, but the rest of his brain is telling him Leon will make good on his threats— and he cannot help but think of how terrified he is to be lashing out like this.

But his next thought is that he doesn't really know Leon that well anyway, so why does he think he can talking Leon into doing something that so obviously terrifies him?

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Fandom: Resident Evil (Post-Resident Evil 4 Remake) Characters: Leon S. Kennedy, Chris Redfield Rating: 13+ Summary:

Leon has nightmares very often. Leon sharing a bed with someone happens way, way less often. It is not exactly great to dream about zombies when Chris fuckin' Redfield is the one lying next to him. Tags: Chreon, Nightmares, Hurt/Comfort, Joking Around is Leon's Love Language

AiLessWhumptober: Zombies [ALT 4 for 27]

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just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything

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you should be scared if he walks at you like this

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A hotel hallway via Facebook meme. I figured I'd share it here so Tumblr can enjoy it's only joke for a bit.