#god I need someone to rant to
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Trying to be like that autistic girl on TikTok who just goes from ranting about the insidious yet stupid nature of Bloom’s advertising techniques to her Hayffie headcanons in like a week and her audience listens to both-
#is moulin rouge niche y’all#because I really really didn’t think it was#but#I’m having second thoughts#anyways her name is Emily something and I’m wildly jealous#god I need someone to rant to#I just want to talk about how found family coded Bway Harold and Satine are even if there relationship is complicated#MOULIN ROUGE FANBASE WHERE ARE YOU HELLO#moulin rouge#moulin rouge broadway#moulin rouge musical
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I’m sure that this is not a hot take and that a lot of people feel the same way but like…
The question “does it have spice?!🌶️🔥” makes me want to jump off a cliff. I’m out here looking for gothic book recommendations on Reddit, tumblr, and goodreads and WHY is this the first question so many people ask 😭
Look, I love erotica as much as the next person but come on. There have got to be other things that matter when recommending books or choosing to pick one up, my GOD.
#am I just old?#like am I being unreasonable?#I don’t want to blame booktok for this but I’m dying over here#and romance and spice are two different things#a lot of these spicy books are just straight up trash but people tout them as amazing romances#like excuse me?#if they’re having nasty sex within 50 pages it’s not romance#it’s not love at first sight either#it’s lust#Christ I just wanted a gothic book for fall and after I’ve been in a reading slump after finishing the shepherd king duology#don’t fucking recommend me haunting Adeline good GOD#anyway#if someone has a solid gothic recommendation pls send it my way#otherwise I’ll be forced to read Jane Eyre or Wuthering Heights and I am more of an Austen girlie than a Brontë girlie#sorry grandma pls don’t haunt me from the afterlife for that#booktok cringe#anti booktok#I don’t even know how to tag this bc I’m not even anti booktok#book recommendations#book recs#someone help me#personal#rant#half the time the spice isn’t even good#I get better smut from fanfiction#I need to clarify that I don’t care if you like spicy books#go off girly pop#but I am BEGGING for a modicum of self reflection#spice should not be the only reason you’re reading a book 100% of the time holy fuck
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Anna Kendrick talking (briefly) about Beca's relationship with the Bellas was NOT on my 2024 bingo card. in fact, i'm actually physically shaking. what the hell.
#pitch perfect#bechloe#beca mitchell#anna kendrick#i wish i could send this to my beloved gf but i do not think afterlife has very good cell service#however she would've been as excited as i am#maybe even more#see this is the reason the universe throws impendign doom and anxiety at me#or i should just probably find other coping mechanisms than watching anna kendrick interviews#thank god she directed a film so we get new content though#.#someone stop me from ranting in tumblr tags#wait holy hell i have been so inactive here too#i need to pull my shit together wtf#my life has been consumed by that one wenclair fic for the past two weeks
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i'm having hyperfixation drought so i did what i did best and created a crossover episode
#trafficblr#life series#hermitcraft#qsmp#the drought's been crazy i had to make qsmp x life series/hermitcraft you don't understand i literally had to#i literally cannot tag all of the cubitos without going over the limit so i'm gonna use them to rant about these doodles instead#when i tell you that i think dl!pearl would've loved tilín i'm telling you i think she would've LOVED them like.#something about just wanting to find love at every turn but feeling unwanted spdihgpisadhfpa. and also tilín's name is similar to tilly LOL#the jelly egg is just like if the double life jelly pandas were just an egg that scar loves with all his heart and grian reluctantly accept#i think out of all the duos in qsmp. the one i would want to see in the dl soumate premise the most is slimeriana. it's the dysfunctionalit#i made a post in the past about pac and tango being my fav cubitos bcs they were both crazy cartoonish and like scientists#but it kinda felt like a disservice to leave mike and zedaph out because to me they're argubly crazier and more cartoonish#missa and tim are paired bcs i just really wanted an excuse to draw the wet cats and it just so happened they both have relations to death#skizz and jaiden as the lawyers who were SHOCKINGLY good at their jobs like they cooked with that one#(was also gonna draw joe and roier as bad lawyers but i was running outta steam)#someone's already made a post about grian and (el) quackity and their eye entities so not much elaboration needed there#fit and etho just give the same vibe to be as a dude who has a reputation and is well-known and seems intimidating#i also made fit's arms way too skinny and i don't like it...but i'm not gonna go back and change it now i spent embarassingly long on this#but then his silliness is brought out by The Narrative#foolish and bdubs is one of my favorite drawings because i just knew i wanted to highlight the silly height difference#just realized they're also both god-like figures at least at some point#cellbit and rendog. cat and dog and lore. enough said about their connection.#i couldn't decide who fit etoiles combat hungry anime protagonist vibe best bcs martyn was originally paired with him#but i wanted martyn with phil so i went with my second options: joel and gem#i couldn't draw them mid rage but essentially the title is derived from “WHO KILLED EMPANADA” and “do me a favor. die for me.”#philza minecraft and martyn inthelittlewood. they feel like twins but one is evil (it's martyn)#SOMETHING I FORGOT THAT I WISH I ADDED: BBH AND BIGB AS THE ENTITIES WHO LIE. I HATE MYSELF HOW COULD I FORGET THAT#if i were to pair impulse with someone it would be tubbo? either him or scar would've been with tubbo#and then lizzie i just did not know who i wanted to pair her with. no one really does it like her in my opinion#scott's someone i also had no idea who to put him with he's just so...him...
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I feel so bad for anyone who will ever ask me what my roman empire is because shawty sit down, grab some popcorn, you're gonna have to sit down and listen to me rant for over 2 hours about either The Crane Wives, Desert Duo, or both IN DETAIL with all my theories and headcannons ;;;;;;-;
#honest to god i would love the opportunity to rant to someone about the crane wives#like seriously i love them and their music so much and its always such a pleasure for me to introduce them to it#and they actually start listening !! best feeling ever#also desert duo. i- i need no explanation for them lmao 😭#i never left that damned desert and its becoming a problem#the crane wives#crane posting#trafficblr#traffic smp#the life series#life series#desert duo#3rd life smp#3rd life#mcyt#crane wives#the crane children#crane children#north rambles ('n is gonna blow out her vocal chords)
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y'all go from being feminists to tearing these women down within seconds oh my god it's 2024 can we please stop viciously tearing one woman down to bring another up i don't care what side you take but saying vile shit about either woman and their music is disgusting, please grow up
#seperate the art from the artist please oh my god#for the record i like both billie and taylor#the variants being a major thing but i know thats not to hurt billie like yall say its it's to get more money (which she doesn't need????)#like let people have opinions oh my god its not that deep#and some of yall (not naming names yk who you are) went from loving billies new album to saying the most vile shit within a second which is#+shallow as fuck please learn to separate the art from the artist#you're allowed to dislike someones music but dragging them down as a person is shameful and not something to be proud of#and some of the shit ive seen said recently is disgusting please think before you speak#and ill be honest the swifties are saying most of the horrible stuff#i love taylor as much as you guys but it is not an excuse to say disgusting shit about other women please find something better to do+#+with your time#most of my mutuals are swifties but tbh if youre offended by me saying not to drag women down then i don't want you following me anyways#luc posts#billie eilish#taylor swift#i will not rant about my hatred for the variants and consumerism thats a post for another day#also have yall considered that this whole argument thing is pr so they can both get more streams. bc uh that was my first thought ngl#edit like 10 minutes later: i read an article and yall are blowing shit out of proportion it is literally not that deep omg
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I need the anons who are currently accusing me of being heterophobic to know that I can't be a heterophobe because I was born to heteros, which makes me half hetero on my mother and father's side, and also I'm pan, so that makes me 3/4 hetero anyway, 4/4 depending on the day of the week.
I also need them to know that even though I'm not going to beat the heterophobe allegations, I refuse to be cowed by snowflakes who get triggered when I drop cold hard facts about how heterosexuals are actually the cause of problems everywhere, and this is a proven fact and statistic.
I also think the heterosexual lifestyle is amoral and heterosexual culture signals the downfall of western society and I refuse to participate in discourse that in any way legitimizes their decision to behave in sinful ways.
#lgbt#lgbtqia#im dying tho really#someone sent me the longest rant#about how im heterophobic on my blog#and im dyinnnnng#god bless you#i needed the laugh#i wasnt feeling too great this morning due to the shits#but you got me to shit laughing#and for that i am grateful
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remembering that in order to be tickled I have to let someone tickle me
#I FIGHT IT SO HARD#TO THE POINT WHERE IM NOT TICKLISH BECASUE IM TOO NERVOUS AND IT MAKES ME BORDERLINE UNCOMFORTABLE#i need someone i trust to do it..#someone who i can stay STILL for#but that entails lifting up my arms and being STILL#and looking into someones eyes as theyre about to tickle me#ohhhh my god#why is that so difficult#i want it. why is it hard.#i HAVE FRIENDS WHO KNOW I LIKE TICKLES!!!@@ AND TRY TO TICKLE ME OFTEN#WHICH IS SOMETHING I WANT!! SO WHY DO I FIGHT IT SO MUCH#I GUESS IM JUST?? NERVOUS?? TJAT IT WONT BE WHAT I HOPED IT TO BE#or that itll ruin it for me#sigh#in order to be ticklish i have to trust someone#and that means#with my friends#i need to request to be tickled...... in the wsy i want#i have to ASK#which is so. unbelievably unfathomablr to me#why cant i just project my thoughts into thier brains.....#OKAY RANT OVER#MY APOLOCHEESE#sfw tickles#tickle community#jamie'srants#sfwtickles#sfwtwords#sfwtks#tickling community
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No because the Sukume father/child bullshit STILL upsets me!
it's so irritating. They can't stand the idea of it being a canon queer ship. No, they refuse. It's so mindnumbing too. Like, whatever if that's what you want to think go for it but the hate shippers are getting is insane NEITHER OF US ARE RIGHT! As far as we know, the ending only confirmed they're close friends.
I choose to read Sukunas dialogue as him excepting trust, love and loyalty represented by Uraume. Someone who has always been with him, and showed love through their devotion, acceptance and presence. Over Lust, power and obsession represented by Yorozu.
Yorozu 'fell in love' with Sukuna at first sight, and I personally do not believe in love at first sight. She saw a powerful man, attractive, and she became obsessed. Obsessed with the concept of him, the idea of him returning her feelings. She did not truly love him.
Uraume, despite us not knowing how they met, we can see how they show their love through small and large actions. There is a built trust between them, because Uraume got to know the real Sukuna. They cared about Sukuna, not just the king of curses but Sukuna. The bond they built together was strong, Sukuna clearly trusted Ume (he even gave them one of his fingers to look after, a piece of his soul) and even if he never acknowledged this trust as care or love, he still valued their presence.
Now about the father/child dynamic, I genuinely have no clue how they got that. Like Daddy issues aside in what world is Sukuna a fatherly figure? He can't even be an uncle let alone a dad! And Uraume has never been depicted as a child or childlike or young. They've been shown as a calm young adult. In their vessel body and even their original hein body Ume has consistently been shown to be at the very least a young adult. It's simply a size difference.
What's also strange is how before the final chapter, people were going bananas over their size difference and sexualizing it, or just sexualizing Uraume in general. The fandom has been sexualizing Uraume to hell and back- 'sukuna dickrider' jokes, or 'Uraume and Hakari getting freaky' jokes but suddenly it's wrong and 'Uraume is actually a child!' literally what.
I think a part of it is Ume being confirmed amab and homophobic jerks can't sexualize Uraume anymore since they're 'a boy' to them so they defaulted to child.
Someone even called Uraume a Loli on TikTok, like you're delusional in what world is Uraume a Loli.
Anywhoo I adore Sukume. I don't usually do ship wars or ship discourse, I don't even care if people don't ship Sukume. I'm upset at people, innocent shippers having fun with a ship, getting called proshippers over a head canon they created.
It is NOT confirmed that Sukuna and Uraume are romantically involved. It is NOT confirmed that Uraume and Sukuna have a family dynamic. What IS confirmed is that Sukuna cares for Uraume, and chose to walk into the afterlife with them. That's it. They're friends as far as we know.
#i needed to rant so bad so here we go#i hate being heated over ships its not rhat serious but also someone called me a pdffile so its a little serious#like dont throw around accusations like that oh my god#anywhoo#sukume#sukume canon#sukuna x uraume#rant#jjk#anti jjk fandom
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looking at the ib tags and coming away with the thought that wow some people really need to (re)play this game and take time to actually understand what’s happening in it
#🪦 — phantom’s scream.#not to be Rude or Mean but it really feels like you can tell people just HYPERFOCUSED on garry#and nothing else ESPECIALLY with how mary is treated#mary isn’t a malicious entity who had total control over the gallery and knew exactly what she needed to do#she wasn’t a cold hard killer who calculated her every move and manipulated and was evil#she was a child just like ib. just because she wasn’t human flesh and blood doesn’t mean she was any less alive#she was scared and lonely and for the first time she finally met someone the same age as her#that she thought could be her friend. she wasn’t USING ib she genuinely cared for her#and people always act like mary is this awful irredeemable villain and then say she was going to kill both ib and garry regardless#… No? all she wanted was friends and a family#i just feel like people need to put more time and care into understanding mary. i have so many thoughts on her#and for the love of god stop pitting her against garry they can all be friends and siblings#okay sorry for the mini rant i’m just TIRED! of the mary slander#🪞 — the twisted gallery.#ib game#mary ib
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A lot of people say kainess is incredibly one-sided (on ness' part) but I think Kaiser did want to keep him for a while because that was the only thing he wanted — for "something that lasts" and to "love and be loved". The only thing that'd really last is for someone that truly loves you that would keep coming back even if you push them away and/or abuse their affection.
It was because Ness kept coming back and the fact that he went through the same thing as him — not getting any love and affection as a child (guess he related to him?) — that kaiser decided to keep him. but after he realized that restricting himself and being uncomfortable was the key to being the best then he went and let him go — which means Kaiser can't really "love" because that'd mean being comfortable with something > then he goes searching for something to keep and love again which means he's at peak desperate condition > when he finds it he has to let it go because he'd be comfortable > cycle repeats.
#reaper rants ◇#i love rambling about kainess they make me so fucking ill#kainess#michael kaiser#alexis ness#blue lock#bllk#i hate them sm#someone write fluff about them pls im gonna die#i refuse to believe kaiser didnt have even a BIT of connection with ness#like . he didnt completely dump ness#it was a breakup#it was a divorce#shhh#idk im thinking about them too much#ya know all kaiser needs is a realization that he CAN love and CAN be human#if he just fucking tried#this mf#and ness needs to stop obsessing over him#god fucking damnit he needs to have SOME sense of self respect#and yk in the end ... this is happening because of the both of them's fucked up self perception#interesting
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Tell me your favourite (or just any) Goldie head canon rn?
#I am feeling deprived#and need some Goldie content#this is your chance to rant and tell me (and the world) about Goldie#like it could be abt her relationship with Scrooge#Klondike Goldie#the blackjack#dickie#before Scrooge#what she does in her spare time#the last crime she committed#why she and Huey would get along so well#why Webby scares her#someone for the love of god please tell me abt my favourite lady#goldie o'gilt
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Crazy how the people accusing Palestinians of being scammers do fucking nothing else to help them! It's almost as if they're just looking for an excuse to be racist and ignore people suffering in a genocide :O
#and for the record. even if they are scams (which i do not believe)#id much rather be fooled by a scam than turn my back on someone in need#i have donated to some. not all im not rich. but the least i can do is share them#but even if you do have doubts the easiest fucking thing you can do is delete the ask#reporting accounts and making posts and reblogging shit about how it MUST be a scam (with most your information incorrect and racist)#youre going out of your way to hurt someone! whos likely in Palestine! fearing for their lives every fucking day!#god it makes me so angry!! who tf do you think you are?!#JUST DELETE THE ASK IF YOU DONT TRUST IT. GOD DAMN#lets face it. even if they werent asking for help on tumblr youd still find a way to dehumanise and attack them#btw im saying ''you'' but afaik none of my followers or mutuals are doing or saying this#i just saw reblogs on that badjokesbyjeff post and it got me so angry i had to rant
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it must get boring as hell doing continuous repetitive genos like dust does. he probably constantly questions how his human can keep on going and like not get bored (me too tho ngl because what type of person is out there that's trying to minmax every single undertale geno route interaction???) so i say he changes things up during his own process for a variety of reasons
sometimes when he's feeling REALLY apathetic he might just view everyone as stats and precoded scripts and lines and he just goes about the geno as if he was a player playing a video game (this is incredibly hypocritical because he's acting like the player but also this is dust sans we're talking about. pinnacle of hypocrisy. he'd deny any sort of human like actions because he's not the human and what he's doing is for the greater good). also its kinda fucked because it just means that there's been so many resets that he doesn't view his friends and family as simply people that he's taking the lives of but more as just npcs and numbers. but yk of course he moves on from that episode (and refuses to acknowledge the fact that he was acting very much so like the human. nope nope nope)
or maybe whenever he feels really really really shitty about himself he just lets the human kill him sometimes. he purposely interacts with other monsters before he kills them so he has to hear them beg for mercy. he just lets himself wallow in as much guilt and pain and misery as possible because its really really addicting to be sad and upset and feel bad. and dust is never like "hey i should stop doing this because its getting in the way of be killing the human" because he knows damn well it ISNT. he's still gonna be on that him vs. human grind no matter what even if he spends a few resets fucking around and being miserable and the humans always gonna reset anyways. ALWAYS
even if he's not at lvl 20 or something but still above the human in lv then maybe he'd kill them. but then that also means that there'd still be some monsters left because he nor the human maxed out their stats. so then that's just more suffering for dust (because i really think he'd like to make himself suffer because he feels so much guilt for what he did. his suffering is self inflicted and he knows that and still does it. good for him) because he has to walk around the underground knowing that there are some people hiding in corner or something watching him and scared that he's gonna kill them because thats what he did to everyone else. some nicer monsters might go up to him and try to talk to him but dust doesn't have the chill welcoming friendly vibe sans does anymore so it's just creepy and awkward. angrier monsters might try and yell or fight him and dust just sits there and takes it because theyr totally right. to them it might just look like he killed monsters just for shits and giggles one day and theres no way for him to explain the resets without people just forgetting it in the first place so theres not much he can do except accept the suffering. what in the mental masochism
#i'm in love with dust sans did i mention this. did i forget to tell you. well im telling you now#I LOVS DUST!!!! I LOVE YOH DUST SANS I LOVE YIU!!!! I LOVE HIM!!!!!!! he's soooo fucking awesomerahhhhggggg......#so real so real so real so real he's so me he's so me#dust deciding to stay in misery because being sad and upset is easier than having to put in effort to improve is so fucking real GOD#literally every post on my followed tags tab is all killer. all killer. all colorkiller. everything is killer#where the HELL is the dust content. horror content??? i am getting upset here where are the dust and horror posters#if nobody's gonna do it I WILL. i'm the hero that i need. the hero that nobody fucking wanted at all#listen i strive for an equal amount of mtt content if theyre not equal it makes me sad. so i will be the equalizer#horror post also upcoming soon be ready for that drop#i've been playing hi3 so much lately ehehehe. :3. i am in love with the story#god i love fandoms so much..... i love utmv i love hi3 i love uhhh im not in any others but GOD i love making cool content and creativity#dusttale human HAS to have the absolute most undertale brainrot for the game to fucking break and for sans to go rouge#HOW MANY GENOCIDE RUNS IS ENOUGH BEFORE YOU GIVE UP DUDE. CMON MAN YOURE HURTING DUST SANS HERE!!!!!#dust sans#murder time trio#bad sans gang#bad sanses#nightmare's gang#utmv#sans au#tricule rant#it's 3 am someone save my sleep schedule please please please#i ended up going to sleep at 5 am. kill me now. average murder time trio sleep time (they would have terrible sleep schedules)
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jesus my mom has recently just gotten really maskoff about her racism. all she seems to talk about is how great trump is and how poor isreal is being attacked. (She frames it as "I can't believe some people still hate jews to this day!"). just today she talked about how "that whole area" is just *predisposed* to being in conflict, "the generational trauma produces certain proteins when theyre born, its in their genes. its like when black people got freed from slavery" (<- actual thing she just said to me) like fuck!! god it makes me so mad... like im just trying to do chores in the kitchen. All she does is listen to fox news and ben shapiro out loud on the tv, god i need to get out of here
#howling#ranting awoo#sorry for putting this on ur dash#god i need to tell someone about this im gonna go insane
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mr qi fans how we feeling with the crumbs
#there might be more sdv 1.6 content of him but if there is ive only seen the silly thing#sdv#sdv mr qi#sdv 1.6#1.6 spoilers#god im gonna qi post later i need to be more normal about him#fun fact we have him in our system and every time i rant about him to someone he comes to front to see why someone is yapping about him#so sorry to our sysmate key but im so normal about your source#traitor.txt
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