#and im dyinnnnng

[animentality]

I need the anons who are currently accusing me of being heterophobic to know that I can't be a heterophobe because I was born to heteros, which makes me half hetero on my mother and father's side, and also I'm pan, so that makes me 3/4 hetero anyway, 4/4 depending on the day of the week.

I also need them to know that even though I'm not going to beat the heterophobe allegations, I refuse to be cowed by snowflakes who get triggered when I drop cold hard facts about how heterosexuals are actually the cause of problems everywhere, and this is a proven fact and statistic.

I also think the heterosexual lifestyle is amoral and heterosexual culture signals the downfall of western society and I refuse to participate in discourse that in any way legitimizes their decision to behave in sinful ways.

[aengelren]

Smoll hug :3

[cannibalfogdreams]

Holy honking FUCK! HE THOUGHT THEY WERE VAMPIRES

One of the reasons the walrus-versus-fairy thing was so contentious is that not only did the person who originally posed the question strongly believe the correct answer was obviously the fairy, their reasoning for why the fairy was obviously more surprising was that seeing a fairy would instantly refute the validity of human reason as a tool for understanding the universe and bring your entire worldview crashing down. The sensible response is, of course, to point out that people don't work like that, and realistically nobody is going to see something mildly inexplicable and fall to their knees wailing in existential despair unless we're living in an H P Lovecraft novel, but I'm not gonna lie, I'd probably pay money to read a story about a dude having a full on Lovecraft protagonist breakdown in response to seeing Tinkerbell.

[andiaquarium-moved]

couu GH COUGH im dying .. cuz shawn is asleep im dyinnnnng *falls over slowly

[sunlightandsuffering]

im reading chapter 2 in real time while i send this ask but i feel so ruined with alpha!!!! your mind is so perfect omg lys like im dyinnnnng to know where erens head is at like is there a part of him that regrets claiming her (being son of alpha leader and having been betrothed to another) or like a part of him that regrets taking damn long like i have no idea omg omg omg im so hyped!!!!!!!

HAHAHA OMG I LOVE THE UPDATES 😂😂 I love seeing ppl’s real time reactions lol! U will have to read to find out!! 😁😁 but at this point in time Eren is not really regretful, he’s very much locked into his position as leaders son and hopeful alpha one day bc he wants to change things and thinks he can do better than his dad! Mikasa really is not on his radar other than him being insanely attracted to her and wanting her to end up with a good guy, he’s really sticking to his guns!

[dewdroptown]

Hello my new obsession

[severass-snape]

Severus scoffed at her, brows furrowed in discontent. "Atropa," he warned, eyes narrowed. If he weren't so sick, perhaps he might have looked more threatening. Instead, he hacked a cough into his elbow.

"Perhaps, if you left me be, I'd recover quicker," he tried once more, moving to eat the soup on his own. He had no hope that he could rid himself of her company so easily. "Or, perhaps, you'll find yourself catching whatever bug I've seem to have caught."

@acciotherpthread

Severus lay in bed, his usually stern and composed demeanor replaced by an expression of discomfort and irritation. An assortment of potion vials and books adorned the bedside table, evidence of his attempts to cure whatever had befallen him. Yet, the ailment seemed to elude his expertise, leaving him confined to his quarters, much to his dismay. Cancelling his classes were an extremely rare occurrence, yet, today seemed to call for such a situation.

The dimly lit room offered little solace, and the restless Potions Master shifted uncomfortably under the covers, his body aching with every movement. His wand, usually within easy reach, lay on the table just out of his grasp, reminding him of his present vulnerability.

As the day wore on, he found himself drifting in and out of restless sleep, his mind plagued by a strange blend of feverish dreams and painful memories. He couldn't shake the feeling that his past sins were catching up to him, manifesting in this affliction as a punishment for his actions.

The sound of a distant knock on the door pulled him from his thoughts, and he glared at the intrusion, not in the mood for company or pity. Nevertheless, the knock persisted, growing more insistent, and he knew that someone was determined to enter despite his reluctance.

With a hint of resignation, he slowly got out of his bed. His black tee shirt stuck to his chest from the layer of sweat he'd found himself in, black pajama pants hanging loosely from his waist, he opened the door with a scowl.

"What?"

@acciotherpthread

[crescentchat]

MY FAVORITE TLC ARTIST GAVE KUDOS TO SOME TLC SMUT IM DYINNNNNG

[heavenzdivide]

i was dming an esports player and he called me sir im DYINNNNNG LOL

[skamesp]

SKAM SPAIN IS OUT IM DYINNNNNG

[ishityoun0t]

The qay Samantha goes to bed at 9pm everyday and she stayed on the phone with me for 3hrs until it was 12am so she could be the first one to wish me happy bday and SHE SANG HAY BDAY ON THE PHONE.

Cant recall anyone everr being this hyped over my bday. Im dyinnnnng. The amount of gifts she got me.

JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im sorry for the times

[mariah-can-dream]

OKAY SO i was fucking this guy right? hes hella hot and his dick is huge but hes a piece of shit so imma call him devil dick so everythings going smoothly im getting devil dicked ya know and then all of a sudden he pulls out a cigarette and im like alright boo u do u so then i start going downtown on said devil dick and then all of a sudden he grabs my face and says "open up" so i do obviously then he ASHES THE CIG IN MY MOUTH AND SAYS SWALLOW IT FOR DADDY and thats when i became the kink queen

IM DYINNNNNG “DEVIL DICK”. LMAO. BUT OMMMMMMMGG YOOOOO. SWALLOW IT FOR DADDY U A KINKY BITCH AND I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE BECAUSE OF IT. DAMN B U GOOOOOOO OOOOOFFJSDLFJLAJSDFLJA

@ethxndolan

[skinny-gillian]

ARE WE TOGETHER?

IM DYINNNNNG

[dent-de-leon]

”And that’s why I’m glad I didn’t stay home.” Ommmmg im dyinnnnng

I love Hunk, he’s really so sweet!! And his whole big character arc was this transition from just “I wanna go home” to “these people need us and I’m not going to abandon them,” and it’s really great that they took the time to mention that ^^

[jet-black-hair]

I'm dyinnnnng im playing dream daddy with a friend. So we decided to go on a date with Damien. So many mcr references omfg whyyy. Like I'm usually quite reserved about most things including mcr. But I am screammmming

[zillyeh]

hello could someone mayhaps spare me some asks. im in mouth agony