#god I love them so much okay

[hyperfixation-symposium]

I don't feel like q!bad gets enough praise for being such a good dad.

Like, he's encouraging of Dapper's special interests even if they're dangerous and often end up with him at least slightly hurt. He's incredibly respectful of Dapper's independence while also being a caring and attentive father. If they're going to be out and about together, he almost always takes Dapper's input on where they go and what they do.

He knows Dapper is talented player, who knows more than he does sometimes, while still recognizing when Dapper forgets his own limits. He's still a kid, and a fragile one. But that doesn't mean putting him away in a box, like Phil has done with Chayanne. That means finding ways to be safe, having extra backup plans, extra people you trust by your side. They're on together almost every night, even past or before streaming times.

Bad is the egg babysitter, he goes out of his way to do things for them because he genuinely is such a compassionate person. He's also dedicated to solving the lore, to pranking his friends, to building Skeppy statues, and everything else.

Dapper is the mechanic, a collector who isn't ashamed to help others and leave them a gift or a silly prank along the way. He's a kid, who fights with his dad and keeps a journal of how all his machines work, just in case.

A lot of times, when people want to thank Bad for his help, they wonder, "what do you give someone who has everything?" And truth be told I have no idea what I'd do. It never feels like Bad has everything, but rather, it feels like he has everything he really wants. Bad has Dapper, and together, they're able to accomplish almost anything. That's what I think makes them so compelling.

I occasionally scroll through Twitter and see people talking about how they want the egg event to end. I can respect that to a degree, I think it's ended up with some streamers quite stressed, tired, or receiving harassment. However, I feel like Bad and Dapper are the perfect example of why you can't just tear the eggs from their parents - Dapper is as much a character as Bad is. They're a duo, they compliment one another in their skills, their personalities, ect.

It's Bad and Dapper against the world.

And I really hope they find a way to allow them to stay that way.

[krussyarts]

Family

[ajastu]

Assan missed you while you were gone

Davrin is just taking a little break from chopping wood 🤗

[egophiliac]

The funniest part of this new event is the fact I can't find out what's going on it from spoilers. All context is lost in the wave of Hot Eel Mom. I love her, all hail Georgina, mother of This and That, but where is the context? What *is* the event?

to be fair, we're still in the intro part, so not much has actually happened yet! Jade and Floyd were supposed to go to their mom's friend's wedding to help with the ancient merfolk marriage custom of

❤️❤️❤️~the Test of Love~❤️❤️❤️

but Floyd last-minute changed his mind (on account of being Floyd) and Azul was like "I'm not going if your mom is going to be there". at which point Jade realized he'd just been handed a golden opportunity to invite the absolute funniest group of people he could think of.

anyway tl;dr Jade manipulates a bunch of nerds into joining him to heckle/throw bricks at/try to drown a couple of randos in the name of love, what could possibly go wrong

[p4nishers]

i cant get over the ball being so CLEARLY all for crowley i can't get over aziraphale trying to woo him with a WHOLE FUCKING BALL because that's what he knows that's what romance IS for him because he's been wanting to dance with crowley ever since dancing was invented and he's so stuck in time with the way he dresses and talks and he still thinks a dance is the high of romance AND HE MADE A WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING BALL FOR CROWLEY JUST SO HE COULD DANCE WITH HIM like now it's so fucking obvious he gave away his BOOKS without a second thought and it was all for crowley he organised a whole JANE AUSTEN THEME BALL just so he could have an excuse to finally dance with the love of his life and i can't get over this i'm shaking my fists and pacing up and down he did not give a single fuck about anything other than dancing with crowley and HE BARELY TOUCHED OTHER PEOPLE'S HANDS WHILE HIS WHOLE FUCKING PALM WAS PRESSED TO CROWLEY'S AND i need to lie down

[v4lta01]

"I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again."

[wishchip106]

“I’ll go easy on you” “No you won’t”

things you can say while playing chess or in bed

anyway just going insane by how romantic this scene was again

look at Charles’ micro expressions after Erik said that ☹️ who knows how long he’s been waiting for Erik to say that to him

also the fact Erik had chess pieces chilling in his pocket 😭

bro had multiple plans ready because he knew Charles would reject them 😭🤚

also they’re at the old friends cafe on peace street?? 😭😭 gay asf i love them and i hate them 😔���

[bl-inded]

Ik everyone is like, "They've confessed so many times already, why aren't they dating!" But the thing is, internalized homophobia is a fun beast 👀, and this is not easy for Wine.

So when Wine prevents Faifa from confessing here, I honestly feel him. Coz, like, the kid barely came to terms with the fact that he's gay, and that it's okay to be gay. Just because he's ready to accept that doesn't mean he's ready to date yet. Because accepting you're queer does not simply prepare you to date a guy. Hell, it doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of it!

And he recognizes it on a certain level too. Thankfully, he's ready to set the boundaries to figure it out without (hopefully) breaking anyone's heart. He seems so nervous when he asks for time because he knows it's not fair to ask someone to wait for him to be ready.

But this is not just someone! This is Faifa (loml I swear). Which is why I love so much that Faifa's immediate response is acceptance.

Much to Wine's surprise, clearly.

He says we can keep doing this how you're comfortable. He allows them the chance to figure it out together. He lets Wine define their relationship because he saw Wine struggle with his sexuality and probably understands this would not be easy for him.

And that is why this feels earned...

It's a confession Wine knows will not be misunderstood or taken for granted. It's one he knows Faifa deserves and one he will treat preciously. And Faifa, to his credit, absolutely does!

He doesn't push; he doesn't demand. He accepts the uncertainty with a smile.

Because what Wine needs time for is not to accept Faifa. It is to accept himself. It is to accept this new life for himself. And that 👏🏽takes👏🏽 time👏🏽

But Fa also makes sure Wine knows that he's special.

Fa has his own struggles, and honestly, that might be the reason both of them are willing to learn and try for each other. Because they know they'll never demand more than the other is willing to give. It's trust that they helped each other build.

The best part- They laid this out for us from the beginning of the episode!

It's a good thing he is willing to wait for you too, Wine <3

[ewwww-what]

friendship so strong it grants you a sixth level spell slot. I have words to say.

[random-remzy]

*trembeling uncontrollably*

In "Odysseus", when Telemachus is introduced, he has a 10-second instrumental part.

(This makes more sense with the animatic from the watch/premier party)

The timing of the different components of the instrumental aligns with the descriptive on-screen titles. Right?

It gets better.

When it says "Brave Prince of Ithica" you can hear quick guitar playing along with his motif. Who'se main instrument is a guitar?! The Prince of Ithica... The Heir to the King... Odysseus' son...

BUT!

When it says "The Little Wolf" there is a slower viola melody playing... He is the underestimated Prince... Protector of his family... His Mother's Little Wolf...

AND!

When Athena flashes on-screen, there is a staticky sound that resembles her fazing in and out of existence, a form of protection. Her Piano plays continuosly throughout the lats part of the instrumental.

BUT THATS NOT EVEN THE COOLEST PART!!!

Right before that, ^(Athena's piano)^

"Warrior(s) of the Mind!" Odysseus and Telemachus being Athena's chosen champions. Penelope outsmarting suitors for 20 years. And Athena herself- When the screen says "Warrior of the Mind" The music is at its loudest and creates a medley of the guitar, viola, piano and the electronics. With the Indie piano being emphasized and "framed" by the other instruments (framed, for lack of a better word) This is all being played as Telemachus' motif.

BUT ITS LOUDER!!! Telemachus' motif has never been as loud or incorporated as many instruments as that exact moment in "Odysseus". It represents the passage of time since the wisdom saga, and how he's grown to become this brave, dynamic character.

JALEPEÑO MAN!

WHEN I GET YOU I SWEAR-

QWERTYUIOPÅPØLKJHGFDSZXCVBNMQWERTYUIOPÅÆØLKJHGFDSAZXCVBNM

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT-

[krysmcscience]

Don't mind me, just slacking on a big Billford comic by making other far more ridiculous Billford comics and also some AU art (please excuse my slapdash human!Bill thank you please, also before anyone asks the art style is messy and all over the place because idgaf LOL)

This started out as an excuse to design a Bill Cipher-inspired "wedding" dress, but then spiraled wildly out of control. Various rambles and a bunch more human!Bill arts under the cut, including another silly little comic at the end! (Feel free to skip the rambles, I won't be offended. I know I'm bad at shutting up. XD)

I may or may not write some comedy stuff for this AU, which I'm calling 'For Better Or Worse (But Mostly Worse)'. While Ford DOES remember getting sloshed enough for one thing to lead to making out with another after karaoke, neither he nor Bill remember this wedding, At All. The Love God did nothing to dissuade them from going hog wild on their marriage spending, either, so it got...uh. Exorbitantly Expensive. As in, the grand total could probably buy the entire fucking MOON sort of expensive. (It's fine, don't worry, Bill's good enough at crime to be able to afford it.) Also, because the logic of this AU is mostly dictated by Rule of Funny, the Love God's powers are close to unlimited when it comes to matters of romance, but ONLY when it comes to matters of romance. (Like weddings!)

Want an empty human vessel to smash the soul of a triangle into for date nights or when it's convenient, or perhaps even when it's NOT convenient? Easy peasy! Want the marriage to be recognized in every corner of the multiverse from now until the end of time, thus making any potential future divorce nigh-on impossible? Can do! Want to buy an entire beach for the ceremony and honeymoon and in general, and totally not at all because it would be Super Hilarious to prevent any specific movies from being made on that very same beach in the future? Fine, whatever, it's not his finances he's ruining!

Does the Love God also provide special rings that just so happen to turn incorporeal as long as the "happy couple" doesn't remember that they barged into his dreams to bully him into presiding over their marriage? ...No comment!

He spends the next thirty years trying and failing to get in touch with either of them for payment. This is why you should always demand half the money up front, my guy!

Also it's absolutely a traditional Jewish wedding, because I like the idea of Bill demanding all the keepsakes from the marriage that he paid for, and being completely confused when one of the things he's handed is a fancy container full of broken glass. He gets it later, but in the moment, he thinks the Love God is just fucking with him some more.

Ramble over! Here's the full dress that caused the comic to happen, along with what Ford wound up wearing at the wedding (and begrudgingly agreeing to put on again later for Reasons), aaaaand also a close-up of Bill's ring:

I may have forgotten to draw Bill's hair floofier when drawing the back of the dress, lmao

Since double ring ceremonies have been leaking over into Jewish wedding customs for a while now, Ford also has a ring, but his is the much more traditional plain gold band. There's definitely a message engraved on the inside - embarrassing, cringe, or incriminating somehow - but I haven't decided what it is yet, so use your imagination for now. XD Bill, on the other hand, saw the phrase 'traditional plain gold band' and said "No Thank You" before proceeding to embellish his ring to his liking. And because he's a secret sap who adores Ford's extra fingers, the triangle points add up to twelve, as do the engraved stars. Yes, they're stars, not dots, I just got lazy. There's also six lashes on the eye gem, and probably an eye engraving on the inside with another six lashes. (Bill's got it BAD, okay? We all know this.)

Here are the initial scribbles of Bill's custom vessel in more casual attire, please ignore the wonky anatomy and the fact that I flat out refuse to ever draw him with a proper top hat:

He does actually need a cane in this vessel; since Bill tends to possess men and especially Ford more often than not, he's used to having a higher center of gravity when in a human body, so his ability to balance is pretty garbage. (He may or may not topple over with concerning regularity.) As for his empty eye socket, his bangs don't do much to hide it since he's so high-energy (dude is constantly on the move), and he also refuses to wear a patch over it, because 1.) why bother, and 2.) it's more fun to freak people out.

To better align with Ford's attraction towards the strange, the vessel was designed with super minor shapeshifting ability - Bill can look like a perfectly normal human, but he can also make the teeth and fingers sharper whenever he likes (which is mostly just when he's angry or being more of a menace than usual), as well as slit down the pupils or outright ditch the irises altogether. He can also have whatever he wants in the downstairs department, just because I'm an indecisive bitch on that front, lmao. Maybe he can have boobs if he wants them, too, but I ain't drawin' tits on no triangle, nuh-uh, no sir. His powers are otherwise limited down to what humans can do, because for some reason, the Love God doesn't trust Bill to not snap into Immediate Apocalypse Mode if he's given a physical form that's actually all his and no one else's.

Due to the body being all his and no one else's, it's also not really a standard possession so much as it is just...Bill being temporarily human. He's a lot more aware of and in tune with his human body's senses than he ever was with his "puppets", which makes things like pain a lot more intense. (He is mostly fine with this, because he's a fukken masochist.)

A bit more fashion stuff, including beach and party attire~

The beach outfit was mostly me trying and failing to nail down his body shape, which is still not bottom-heavy enough. I then decided to slap a bikini on it, before making it supremely unsexy with a pair of fugly shorts, because Bill's fashion choices are not allowed to be conventionally attractive. Meanwhile, the party outfit was mostly me looking at the casual attire I designed, asking 'how would Bill make this Worse', and then drawing the result. The mismatched thigh-highs are killing me inside! :D

No, his vessel can't actually summon fire, I just drew it for funzies before I decided on said vessel's limitations. Yes, the gold brick tattoos are absolutely a reference to the fic 'Knowing Me, Knowing You' - I simply could not resist.

I also HAD to draw Bill in one of his canonical(?) shirts, just made tank-top'd:

He is absolutely about to over-correct and fall backwards after this. USE YOUR CANE, GOOFBALL!!! (I meant to draw Bill closer to this degree of bottom-heavy in the other images, but. Alas. I am bad at anatomy, LOL)

And, last but not least before More Comic Time, I attempted to draw him closer to Gravity Falls style:

Jury's out on whether or not I succeeded, but - hey. I tried. Now have some Handyman Bill AU, but with my goofy human design, instead:

Hey, it's a 'mystery snack', and the guy wanted A BITE to eat - the joke was right there, guys!!! (Based on this post, because it just screamed BILL CIPHER to me.)

whoops i forgor bills ring and cracks ahaha too late now

I WILL SHUT UP AND STOP RAMBLING NOW K THX BYYYYYE

[valencock]

Idk what they're saying but Hancock's grabbing his ass for sure

I can't believe a ghoul and a synth could be so in love holy fuck

[a-stars-art-blog]

Barok the physically affectionate my beloved

[mirarasol]

Rival! ❤️‍🔥 aka. Kakagai in that one ship meme

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[zu-is-here]

purposes

[thatfaerieprincess]

WATCHED C3e99 DOWNFALL PART 1 AND UHHH I HAVENT DRAWN FAN ART IN YEARS BUT THE MUSE REALLY SPOKE TO ME THIS TIME

Step 2 figure out how the Emissary actually looks