#god!percy jackson

[starii-lins]

fanart for this fic :3 two vers with and without text! i had fun doing the pose and the little detaisl here lol (fic by @mangogreent)

(if anyone knows the author's tumblr or social media pls lmk !!)

small details that i added below the cut

-God!Percy is posed to look somewhat like he's kneeling, a thing gods just. dont usually do

-His facial features are obscured, symbolising how he's being used and taken from until he is no more

-the white streak of hair is kept from when he held up the sky because he wanted to keep that memory, that tie to humanity

-the drowning metaphor is obvious methinks

[whitephoenix81]

Percy accepts Zeus offer to become a god:

The semi-annual meeting went on long, and it was boring. Zeus apparently liked the sound of his own voice. Finally he stops talking, and ends his speech by asking Percy a question. Percy, who pretended to drift off and fall asleep, his head snapped up. He turned to him.

"Huh, what? Did you say something? I'm sorry, I stopped listening after you said, well after you started talking honestly." Percy shrugged.

The room was so quiet, all you could hear was the rumbling above them in the sky, and the growling coming from Zeus.

"Well," Percy said, "are you going to ask your question again, so I can answer it? Or are you going to continue to sit there growling like a constipated bear?"

The rumbling increased.

Percy hummed lowly, "Walking Eagle."

Percy, noticing the looks he was getting, decided to elaborate. "It's a native American name. It means a bird that is so full of shit that it can't fly."

Thunder shook the palace.

Percy snapped his fingers, "I got it. Maybe that's your problem. The reason why you're so angry and cranky. Constipation."

Everything stilled. Not daring to move.

"You know, that actually reminds me of a saying I heard a long time ago. 'A fart is just a turd honking to pass.'" Percy pointed up to the open air styled roof. "And that's a lot of flatulence."

Around the room, every god and goddess shook with the strength of the need to laugh. But couldn't, because Zeus was right there. The thunder became so violent that it rattled their skulls, as Zues' anger mounted.

Then Percy went in for the kill shot.

"Have you ever looked into an enema?"

The careful composure that Percy's relatives had created, was torn to sunder with that one question.

Dionysus had spewed coke soda across the bonfire in the middle of the room. Poseidon was banging his fist into the armrest of his throne, as he laughed. Hades had tears rolling down his face. Hermes and Apollo leaned on each other for support. Hephaestus chuckled as he glanced up at his cameras around the throne room, broadcasting all of this live on Hephaestus TV.

Demeter's laughter sounded like a sickle cutting the wheat for harvest. Athena did her very best to keep her amusement to herself, but once one little giggle slipped out, she was lost. Aphrodite giggled herself into a puddle. Hera, Zeus's wife, his queen, was having the time of her life as she cackled like an evil old witch.

Artemis was the only one who was composed. Not a single giggle sounded from her lips. Nor laughter like one of her hunters. Not even a twitch of her lip. She went so far as to roll her eyes at her family.

That's not to say that she wasn't cackling like a wild girl on the inside. Hoping her mother was seeing this.

Zeus on the other hand, not so much. He jumped to his feet, as his rage reached its peak.

"I will not sit here, and be mocked!" Zeus thundered.

"That's right," Percy said, "you're standing."

"Your insolence has reached its end, boy!"

"Wrong!" Percy shouted back. "It can go a lot further!"

[plutoarttv]

prometheus: hot take,

the greek gods: no give that back

[applecidersstuff]

Percy Jackson is against bullying.

He is however very sad that neither Annabeth, Clarrise or Drew had met Octavian in camp Jupiter, because as much as he frowns on it he would pay any kind of money to see those three tear him a new one for acting like a little bitch he is.

[h0rsegirlpercy]

Percy age 12: And if the mission required someone to push me down a flight of stairs for it to succeed… you’d want someone who won’t hesitate when they do it

Percy age 17:

[lilislegacy]

imagine being someone at new rome university and not knowing percy is the same guy as “percy jackson, son of poseidon, two-time hero of olympus, former praetor” because the thought doesn’t even cross your mind. like… he’s percy. he’s a total frat boy. on a normal night, he walks into a party, refers to everyone as bro or dude, socializes with every living (and not-living) person in the room, makes at least 50 sarcastic comments, plays 12 rounds of beer pong, drinks way too much, and then skates around campus on his skateboard yelling “I LOVE NEW YORK” (which makes no sense, because they’re in california) until someone calls his girlfriend to come get him.

and then one day there’s an attack, and frat boy percy is all of a sudden a fighting machine. he’s yelling battle cries alongside the praetors frank zhang and hazel levesque as they lead everyone into battle. (why is he with the praetors? and why…. why in the world do the praetors seem to be following his lead?) his sword slashes through armies of monsters faster than you’ve ever seen. he’s controlling the entire river surrounding the camp, creating huge waves as tall as skyscrapers that crash down all around him, wiping out monsters and causing mass destruction to his enemies’ ranks. the sky is suddenly dark above you, ice-cold water droplets are slashing through the air, and the wind is blowing so aggressively that it’s making it hard to stand up steadily. because he’s somehow created a hurricane.

and he looks terrifying. you can feel the power radiating off of him. he’s like a god. or maybe a monster. it’s hard to tell. you’re a little scared of him, to be honest. but also in total awe, because it’s extraordinary. he’s extraordinary.

frat boy percy is not who you thought he was.

[lauriemarch]

bless this iteration of Percy Jackson for genuinely believing, for at least three seconds, that he is the second coming of Christ

[diamondsunbursts-and-marblehalls]

Athena, goddess of wisdom, and all-powerful, being the only person that Annabeth could call on for help; being so cruel that she would be complicit in her daughter's death just out of spite.

Percy, age 12, weak and dying, having told Annabeth they could never be friends; not only sacrifices himself to save Annabeth's life without a minute's thought, but does it without her having to ask for help.

[esistkeinponyhof]

percy being told that you burn what you'll miss the most and immediately burning his blue jelly beans to talk to his mom. i don't think anyone understands how much of a big deal this is to me

[demigods-posts]

headcanon that percy stays ready to clock the minotaur. this man would pause his lunch break to give this bull it's horn a third time. this man would dehydrate for two days if it meant he could murk this bull at the end of it. this man's beef with this walking beef is so grandeur. it was the first monster he killed the moment the battle of mamhattan began. this is one of percy's consistent bloodlust moments and no one will ever fault him for it.

[starii-void]

going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with

-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)

-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)

-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)

-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)

-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)

-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)

-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)

-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran

-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy

-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre

-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever

[littler3d]

I’m sorry if I was in any version of the pjo universe I would’ve clocked that Percy was the son of Poseidon as soon as the bathroom incident occurred. Tf you mean “I wonder who your dad is” he EXPLODED A TOILET. Chiron this is the second water incident you have witnessed how are you still confused

[moncuries]

find someone who loves you the way my girlfriend pushes me off a cliff. without hesitation. the sillies :]

[several-breathing-eyes]

I saw somebody say that watching the Percy Jackson show made them realize that in the first books Percy doesn't even say half the stuff he thinks and he's just a quiet kid silently judging everyone, like they're so right.

Think about it from Grover's perspective. You know Percy as a quiet boy who certainly has his judgy thoughts but (aside from telling them to you) keeps them to himself. He's just trying to make it through school, for his mom.

Then his mom dies. And he loses the ability to give absolutely any fucks. He starts saying all this shit he never said out loud and to people who could do infinitely worse things to him than anything Nancy Bobifit ever even tried. And it only gets worse as he gets older.

Like bro went from quiet kid in the back of the class to fist fighting a god in the span of like a week. Then he openly told the gods to pay their child support. Grover was having heart attacks every other minute.

[akodsamaka]

Dionysus drinking coke and his roman alter-ego drinking Pepsi will never not be funny to me.

[somewhereincairparavel]

"jason is a knockoff watered down percy" NO hear me out, jason actually parallels annabeth immensely, sharing SO many similarities with her personality, not percy, in this essay I will-

edit: my full analysis is out now! here