#go thomas

[jacqcrisis]

gunna write a 70k story about my new sims 2 guy, Thomas. Son of an immortal and twin brother to a goddess. Goes to college. Social butterfly. Graduates with honors. Gets top job as a game designer just a little out of college. Has a cat. Sounds normal (mostly) but!

Thomas starts looking answers to his own immortality in the stars. Every night, searching, vainly, even as his mother and sister warn him away from it. And instead of finding his answer, they find him.

It's apparent something is wrong with him after his encounter, something that will bare new life. New life he can't handle on his own as a bachelor with a job and a cat and the cat's job. So, a new search begins. This time, on earth.

A few weeks spent downtown, meeting various people. None seem to really interest Thomas, or hold much promise for the person he needs as the parasite in him grows into a noticeable bump. All hope seems lost until!

Tall. Dark. Handsome. Kind of... full of himself but from the fine clothes he wears and the gleam in his eye as Thomas spots him at the boutique, it's clear this man is looking for someone to spend money on. While Thomas hasn't done much schmoozing since his college days, he pulls out all the old tactics and it doesn't take long to find out the man is indeed single, ready to mingle, rich as hell, and shockingly a fan of the concept of aliens. He's perfect.

Surprisingly, they get along like a house on fire and it's not long before talks downtown and over the phone turn to slow dances at Thomas' bachelor pad. Despite time running out and the bump in his stomach getting noticeably larger, Thomas seems to lose track of it in between dinners and a few tender kisses shared over candle lit tables.

At his home alone, when Mr. Big leaves after another date, its going all too well, frankly and Thomas is wracked with guilt over this charade. He did start out trying to woo the rich man for his own gain, but it's all changed so fast. He feels so much for him now, and that initial trickery seems so cruel as he lays in bed, hand on his bulging, writhing stomach...

A few days pass, and Mr. Big doesn't hear from his special friend. He heads over to Thomas' as he has a few times before only to be greeted by an exhausted and shockingly fit man. Despite Thomas' attempts to keep him from the spare bedroom, the cries of a newborn draw him in and he behold a green infant boy, cold black eyes beholding him as the babe screams to be held. Thomas apologizes as he picks up the child, everything about the man suddenly making a lot more sense to Mr. Big.

When the babe gets settled, Thomas takes what he assumes is going to be his ex aside, tells him what's happened, and that he understands if he wants to leave and never speak to him again. Mr. Big denies that, and asks if Thomas needs help, to which Thomas jokingly says sure, if you want to move in, shocked when his definitely not ex asks him when can he. He's got nothing better going on in his life, he's quite likes Thomas, and there's no way in hell he's letting this beautiful man get run ragged by the miracle sleeping in the other room.

So yeah. Now my sim is engaged, is 70k richer, and has a hot dude helping him with an alien mistake (that's going to happen several more times). Success.

[singswan-springswan]

In a happy world where Jason is legally resurrected and gets to go to college like he's always dreamed of

[bruhstation]

you’re just like the rest of them

[gothamite-rambler]

"Weird Questions from a Weird City: Batfamily Edition

Duke Thomas: What’s your biggest fear?

Jason Todd: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.

Tim Drake: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.

Dick Grayson: Vampires.

Jason Todd: ...

Tim Drake: ...

Dick Grayson: I got turned into one once and nearly killed peoples. It's a bloodlust, you never know when you'll be fully quenched and every non-vampire is a succulent vessel... But I'm not a vampire anymore and that is in my past.

Dick eats his apple after that.

*silence*

Duke Thomas: Holy crap stick, Batman.

Tim: Can I change my option to Dick Grayson?

Jason: Same.

[redsray]

i love the trope of Bruce's kids being yoinked by different parent figures in their lives, and the kids knowing full well and using it to their advantage when they've got any problems with him.

Tim, pissed at Bruce: That's it, I'm staying with Shiva for the week. Cass is now my official sister 2/3 of the way.

Cass, grinning: Baby brother.

Jason, annoyed with Bruce (more than usual): 'Kay I'm gonna go bunker up with Talia for a bit before I put a bullet through you. Cya.

Damian: Say hi to her for me.

Jason, with finger guns on the way out: Will do.

Dick, needing a break from Bruce (again): If anyone needs me I'll be in Kansas.

Tim, nodding: Understandable.

Steph: Kansas?

Dick: I need Uncle Clark therapy.

Duke: Alright I'm gonna go crash at Jeff's for a bit.

Cass: B?

Duke: ... A bit overbearing. I'll tell Anissa you said hi.

Cass, grinning: Good. Bring back Grace's cookies.

Duke, laughing: Got it.

[bruciemilf]

As a reward for helping with a problem, John Constantine wants to give Bruce a chance to talk to his parents. “I can only do one at a time, thought, so, who’s first?”

Bruce sweats, “That won’t be necessary.”

The batkids watch like ??? they’ve seen Bruce in every state a man could succumb and raise, but they’ve never seen him scared. Alfred calmly steps forward, “Please do.”

“No. Don’t.”

John “I don’t want peace, I want trouble, always” Constantine smells some opportunity for chaos and grabs it.

The result of that is the very angry spirit of Thomas Wayne fixing Bruce with the glare of the year, “You dropped oUT OF MED SCHOOL?!” The entire mansion seems to tremble.

Bruce yelps like a scolded cat and runs around the dining table, “I was busy with BATMAN—“

“ Che cazzo è un Batman, — Get back here! You were there a year, — Che cazzo fai, CHE CAZZO FAI?! Pack your bags, you’re going back.”

To the batkids’ absolute horror Bruce starts to cry, face watery and bright, and they finally understand what Alfred meant by tantrums. “Non voglio tornare indietro, papà!”

“Non mi interessa, cazzo, — wait till your mother hears about this, Harley graduated with HONORS. What exemple are you giving to my grandkids? Don’t — Don’t run, GET BACK HERE!”

Tim sweats in high school dropout, Dick sweats in cop, Jason sweats in drug lord, Damian sweats in art kid, and Stephanie just sweats in general.

“Should, uh… Should we help?”

“Are you kidding? I haven’t seen Jason this happy since the Queen died.”

[who-always-pays-their-taxes]

“Bruce Wayne is actually a really good father and all his children are just like that” is actually my favorite flavor of batfam

[violent138]

Damian: "My grandfather drives faster than this, and he's dead!"

Jason and Steph, leaning forward from the backseat: "Ra's died?!"

Tim: "He's still alive. He literally never--"

Dick, rolling his eyes, hands clenched on the wheel: "Guys he means Thomas."

Steph, slumping back: "Wow, I legitimately forgot about that."

Damian: "Every word that comes out of your mouth is a reminder--"

Dick: *cranks up the radio loudly*

[treibholz-des-universums]

#gaypanic

[feyinvestigations]

Believe it or not, I know TWO DIFFERENT people whose gay awakening was Che Guevara.

Also If you want me to tag you in future posts in this series, lmk (ask, reply, tags, w/e works for you) and I'll add you to the tag list

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[batfamhastwitter]

Part 20! Finally, it's all wrapped up, everybody's a happy family again, and Tim is Arsenal, apparently.

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[lacking-rodents]

[rebecca--barnes]

Minor Agatha All Along ep 6 spoilers!!!!!

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“I can sense him. I just… can’t find him.”

[threeshadesoflime]

heaven says - marble hornets

[destielmemenews]

Thomas Matthew Crooks is from Bethel Park, Pennsylvania, and is a registered Republican.

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[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

I think Duke Thomas should get to give off eldritch horror vibes to all JL-associated magic users. As a treat.