#gnomes dies

[slayerscake]

oooh what a pretty shot

[grapetriip]

anyone up for bg3 aftg au w dark urge neil

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Jake: You can actually cut the hat off of a gnome and count the rings on the leftover stump to see how many berries it's eaten. The gnome does die from the process

[astarionposting]

Sylvan | Son of Elaria & Sylus | Oath of the Ancients Paladin

I am so happy with this sculpt and the textures!! my boyfriend said this is his favourite character he has played in his 700+ hours of baldurs gate lol. I am happy with the different similarities of Sylus and Elaria in Sylvan. Since we have to start a new playthrough, I am going to make Sylvan's twin and play as her!

[coffeegnomee]

The reason traps are fun to watch be figured out on stream is that besides rooting for them to make it work and following their highs and lows,

You also then get to wait with baited breath for the retribution they will receive, especially the more instant the trap is is.

Because there are always repercussions for traps.

[funkle420]

some of the things I've learned in the Adventurer's Bible are so chilling... really drives home the fact that this is a completely different world with medieval-like stuff going on. I'm especially chilled by what Laios and Falin said about the "mountain people"...

[britcision]

Okay just so we’re all on the same page, the Winged Lion/demon is canonically just the semi-anthropomorphic personification of magic trying to be accessible to humans

And now it wants things and that’s A Problem

Which means it’s basically just a direct line to Ryoko Kui’s id and free excuse to do absolutely anything she wants to fuck with her little guys

And we all know the changeling mushrooms 10000% exist because she wanted to canonically do a “hey here is Laios as a dwarf! Enjoy Marcille as an ogre!”

Cuz she does so many outfit swaps and class swaps and such with all her parties in the Daydream Hour and gives all the parties changeling boards this is a whole thing

And I choose to believe this is also in world why Laios and his party ran into so many dang changeling mushrooms including walking ones and just showed up once or twice all swapped around for shits and giggles

Because just like Ryoko Kui wanted to draw them all in each others’ physicalities

(And Elf Senshi cried out to the universe and demanded to exist)

The Winged Lion, barely able to influence events but clearly able to affect the dungeon enough to keep Thistle out of the way and slow the Canaries down, also wanted to see what’d happen if Chilchuck was the tank

Cuz listen it’s boring when you’re a book for 1000 years and yeah Laios was its new blorbo and it wanted to test drive him a bit

Anyway also I give you the gift of “if ogre Marcille can happen so can ogre Izutsumi, and also ogre Fleki” Can You Fucking Imagine. I think her familiar would turn into a roc

Cannot believe the ogre versions got left out of all the charts I fucking crave ogre Chilchuck

Also half-foot Lycion turns into a papillon I do make the rules unless Ryoko Kui herself says otherwise

[gilmores-glorious-blog]

really was not expecting one of the most emotionally devastating parts of these new episodes to be the dynamic between scanlan and the male sphinx but here we are i guess,,,

[thegnomelord]

GNOME YOU ASSHOLE (I say as if I didn't go out of my way to read it instead of just ignoring it)

THE STORY IS SO GOOD BUT???? My heart is as braked as shit bro like there is no salvaging this.

Like usually personally when I come across angst I like to think of a way where they could still have a somewhat happy/hopeful ending

I'm tearing my hair out trying to think of one

I'm gonna go bald

-🐙

XD

I'm in a good mood from traumatizing all of y'all so in an attempt to save your hair: there is one good outcome — Price becomes an Eldrich creature too.

I kinda implied that the reader wasn't always what they are now, once they were just an animal that escaped death's sight and grew to become an Eldrich abomination by eating other souls. With Price's body now guarded by Reader and his soul claimed by them, he would basically end up consuming souls passively/without noticing and in a couple millennia wake up as an infant god.

And that Reader might come to collect the rest of his boys when they die too to do the same since they're his hoard and reader wants to protect what remains of him.

Whether the existence as an Eldrich monstrosity is better than death itself is up for question.

[saturnaous]

pretty sure it's canon but they're gonna do whatever they fuckin need to for free food.

[ruvviks]

reid no longer evil he wants to be loved now (click for better quality)

[doomzday-zone]

sorry guyssss i luvvvvvv to be vague and mysterious and. anddddd 😁 but deep down i REALLY REALLY want to ramble crazy as fuck about my aus n shit. 😁😁😁 i NEED to YAP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!

[vanyafresita]

nobody:

me: im just gonna make a dungeon meshi self insert, it's gonna be fun ! i'd definitely be a halfling... cute clothes too... and i.... *looks at holm for a little too long* ah, FUCK IT *draws my very real gnome boyfriend next to me*

[zsalldayy]

Not the party almost TPKing itself and over half the party becoming fun sized-

I guess we just like playing as silly lil’ guys :))

[tiny-huts]

You know the DND was good shit when someone takes out their sheet and changes their alignment to evil in the middle of the session