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[thegnomelord]

MAN I GET ONE (1) DILF IN MY INBOX YALL COMING AROUND LIKE A BUNCH OF HARPIES SHOO!

Also whoever is making old men feel insecure about stuff like this, just know I'm more than happy to throw hands :)

is it bad that im still on tumblr even thought I am a guy and pushing my 40s? Or is it one of those things where you’re never too old to do anything?

Sorry, I just wanted to say hi and I love your works!!

Listen, so long as you're not hurting yourself or someone else, you're never too old to do stuff and fuck anyone who says otherwise. Following the mindset of 'oh I'm too X to do something' really chains you down as a person and keeps you from doing stuff you'd otherwise enjoy, so no, you're not too old to be on Tumblr and I'm happy you decided to come to my little corner of Tumblr :Dd

And no need to be sorry dude, I love chatting with anyone who comes into my inbox even if I don't always have the time to do so lol, and thanks for the love!

[thegnomelord]

is it bad that im still on tumblr even thought I am a guy and pushing my 40s? Or is it one of those things where you’re never too old to do anything?

Sorry, I just wanted to say hi and I love your works!!

Listen, so long as you're not hurting yourself or someone else, you're never too old to do stuff and fuck anyone who says otherwise. Following the mindset of 'oh I'm too X to do something' really chains you down as a person and keeps you from doing stuff you'd otherwise enjoy, so no, you're not too old to be on Tumblr and I'm happy you decided to come to my little corner of Tumblr :Dd

And no need to be sorry dude, I love chatting with anyone who comes into my inbox even if I don't always have the time to do so lol, and thanks for the love!

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I'll be brutally honest I don't know what type of hybrid he would be but he is mixed with a variety of things like for example fire is what coats his entire body to make him look a little red and then for his organs what it's actually made out of, well it is made out of titanium except a lot more softer but more denser and harder if a human were to try and extract the organ.

Also I would think his species is more closely related to demons except there a subspecies of that hence that's why his features look closely resembling to those creatures.

But yeah he's basically like really old in human years as you seen like the example that I showed you :3

Oooh okay, okay, that's really cool! So he's like a tiefling from DND or something? Not quite demonic but of demonic heritage. oh yeah, he's an old man lol. He kinda looked like he'd be moaning about a bum leg when the weather is bad and complaining about his back lol.

I'm curious why he isn't the captain when he's much older and should have a lot more knowledge/experience than your caribou captain? Or is he just an old man and doesn't want that lol

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Medical school especially in America is so ass. Like let me tell you I gotta bust my ass for a certificate that says I can legally treat people. Thank God I'm going to do firefighter paramedic. Dosage calc is going to kill me.

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Broo I haven't even gotten to the dosage calculations, were just doing basic pharmacology to like learn all the drugs and it's like: here, learn 70 drugs and extensively about what they do, side effects, mechanisms down to the atom, the exam is next week :). Ugh I can't wait to get back into writing after these three hell weeks are done.

But it's probs thousands of times better than what y'all got in the us. Firefighter paramedic sounds dope and a lot more fun tbh.

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So this is like a guy that I made and he's like a part of my Canadian special Forces team that is called the Tactical mooses but just to let you know he's also a part of the hybrids AU of Call of Duty but yeah I made him like this because to see both his parts and then also how he looks in general without any clothing as for his story it goes like this

He was originally German he came from Germany before immigrating into Canada, where he would then reside to essentially look for opportunities where he would then go to a university in Toronto, but after doing that he would also accumulate a lot of debts. So he would then be looking for some way to pay off that debt when he would then go into the Canadian military and 10 years later he becomes a part of the Special Forces consisting of five members you already seen the first one which is the Caribou guy that is the captain of the team and then this guy that I'm showing right now he ranks in lieutenant because he is very persistent and shows very much a lot of respect but very much valuable knowledge of Battle affairs and Etc.

I am also not sure of what I should actually call him for his code name so I'm hoping you can actually come up with it like it can be something silly or something like that

Ooooh holy damn he looks so cool!

His face reminds me a lot of demiurge from Overlord, that sorta accountant/advisor look. I'm a little lost on what kind of hybrid he's supposed to be, he's giving me fire fey creature, esp with the hair and colour scheme.

Idk why but the name Agni is popping into my head when I look at him so there's that :Dd.

Also I'm sorry but tactical mooses is such a Canadian thing to have and also how it plays with the captain being a caribou is super smart lol

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I'm feeling that medical school grind. So much work just to become a paramedic. Felt thatvpost about doing all the medications to pass the tests. (I anon like one time and then promptly was pulled away by college)

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Oof man you guys get it even worse than us tbh, but good on you for studying to become one lol. But bro, I got another 2 pharmacy exams left and I wanna Kms there's so much stuff to learn in like a week.

Also hi long time no see lol

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Is gnome gay AND European?

Wait-

Yep, I am both gay and European, the jokes write themselves lol

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I'm at that point where I'd prepare for a pharmacy test by doing all the drugs.

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Med school is so hard but now what I'm imagining is you're preparing for your finals and need to practice on a person and Johnny is more than happy to help you.

No sooner than you close your door he's dropping his pants down to his ankles, rock hard cock springing up to bob against his belly. He's got a real big problem doc, he's been so backed up and don't you see how much pain he's in? Go on, examine him... No, no, maybe you should get on your knees, you know, get up close to really see what the problem is?

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So, I recently found your blog and the Cod mages and monsters fic, and first of all, it's one of the best pieces of shit (with love) I've ever read. Seriously, I had to reread each chapter 3 times cuz my dumb ass didn't understand anything because the writings were almost poetic, but that's good, I like to enjoy a chapter again and at the same time understand it better than the last time.

The other thing is that it reminded me a lot of another CoD fic called "Dead man walking" by Night_rain_luv1 in AO3, which if you don't know it, is basically the same plot (without all that monster stuff), bad guy reader is captured by TF141 and forced to join them, although the MC is an original character and not the reader, it is still very good.

Both have a majestic writing that I don't mind rereading 15 more times, although I'm in doubt as to whether that fic will continue to be updated because it has been abandoned since last year and only has 5 chapters.

I'm sorry if you don't like your masterpieces being compared to others, I was just excited to know that my favorite CoD fic isn't the only one with such beauty, and now both of them are my favorite fics because choosing between them is like choosing between my mom and my dad.

I don't even know if you'll read this lol.

Anyway, I think Ifrit and Besomar should be friends ♡

Thanks for the kind words my dude, I do tend to worry if my writing is too complex but I'm glad it's not a problem for y'all lol.

I've never actually heard of the fic you mentioned so I checked it out, it was a bit hard to read BC of how some sentences were written and the author not using paragraph breaks when starting new sentences with different characters, but overall I liked it.

I think Ifrit and Besomar being friends would both be funny and scary

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Happy Valentine's day! <3 ❤️❤️❤️

Very very late but happy valentine lol

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I feel ya with the school. I'm majoring in Criminal Justice and doing a minor in political science, shit is fun but man those tests are beating me.

Plus I'm in a D&D club that meets Tuesdays and a cosplay/art club that meets Fridays.

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Oof yeah dude, med school is kinda like that since learning is fun but the tests are absolute dog shit and they piled so much on us right now that I don't have a minute to myself to do anything else but study.

But hey, that DND and cosplay clubs of yours sound fun and I'm glad you have some activity to not be constantly focused on your studies lol

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Here is the Finish and I mean four separate versions but this was achievable because I had multiple layers but yes he is a little Material Girl and he likes to dress very feminally but it's just a hobby of his. also he has chest hair because I said why not give him that but yes he is 36 years old and he's a caribou hybrid that recently got out of his yearly business since he shedded all of his antlers because of the Mating Season and since that season has passed he's regrowing some of them back. :3

Also the two on the bottom are basically designs that I did one is price and he's obviously centaur and then there is soap which he is a Doberman type of Beast Man

Oh damn dude this is Awesome! I like Ghost and Soap just casually fucking in the background or whatever they're doing lol and damn I'm a sucker for characters with horns, I can just imagine how cool and scary he'd look when he shreds the soft fuzz on the antlers and it looks like he gored someone lol.

Also price and soap look cool as fuck and I so wanna pet doberman soap lol.

[thegnomelord]

Not single for long brother /j

Hey if you're offering I'm up for anything

[thegnomelord]

Happy valentines day to all

And if you're single, happy early Black Day

(Korean holiday in april lol)

O/

-Lurker

I'm single as a pringle lol so happy black day lol :Dd

[thegnomelord]

GNOME IS ALIVE!!!!

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I LIVE!

Sorry dudes for being gone, med school is kicking my ass lol

[thegnomelord]

All I gotta say is AWOOOOGA

A Man Can Dream (or so he’s been told)

+18 MDNI +18

Synopsis:

In which he doesn’t mind the age gap

comments, not at all

Cw: top male reader, dom male reader, age gap, exhibition kink, someone thinks he’s your dad and he likes it, Valentine’s Day date!

Thinking about dating an old man who isn’t bothered about the age gap comments matter of fact he finds that he enjoys them, especially when he comes across someone who thinks you’re his son, and the two of you just happen to have a really close bond

“Raised him right” of course, taught you how to keep a cock in your mouth, brought you to your knees and stretched your throat just right til he was sure you carried an indent of his cock on your tongue.

“Like father like son,” the words echo in his mind as he watches you spit into the palm of your hand, eagerly stroking his tip, before spreading it to the rest of his dick, just like he had showed you when you first fucked him.

Those people probably think he’s a pervert , a disgusting old man taking advantage of someone so young and innocent, walking hand in hand with someone who could be his son or something

But they don’t know how’d you’d willingy bend him over in front of those very same people, spreading his legs so wide you’re sure to give a show to whoever’s behind, force his hand behind his back before driving up into him.

He’d beg and plead: for you to slow down your brutal pace, to spare him the embarrassment but you wouldn’t listen to him, only using him as a hole to sheath your cock in, all while grinning at the people watching.

He wonders if they’d realize then that you’re the perverted one here, that he’s tried to reject you multiple times, thought the very same thing as the onlookers are thinking now but you wouldn’t give up, practically cornered him riled him up til he was painfully hard in his pants and couldn’t do anything else but shove his cock into your mouth, letting someone who could practically be his son give him the best blowjob he’d ever gotten.

He’d continue to watch the onlookers and the flurry of emotions on their faces : the look of surprise that turns into disgust before something else bleeds into it, something he’d almost dare call desire. The sudden realization would make him tightening around your dick which in turn would fasten the brutal pace you have on him. Eventually he wouldn’t be able to ignore the heat coiling in his groin, and he’d realize belatedly he’s fucking himself back onto your cock, even though his body aches in protest and his thrusts are nothing but sloppily and sporadic.

Somehow you’d find it in yourself to show him mercy: slightly shifting your positions to give him a bit more leverage. In that very moment he’d be sure the sky had been cracked open, pearly gates of heaven practically welcoming him, stairs cascading right at his feet. But the sudden white light that flashes past his eyes would blind him, the pearly gates disappearing as something else is presented to him: his orgasm, washes over him in violent waves til he forgets all about god angels and heaven , cock spurting ropes of cum til he’d feel like he’s been wrung dry.

God, heaven and angels be damned.

“Love? Love?“

Suddenly a voice breaks through the daze. Mellow and sweet. Had an angel decided to wait around for him?

But when he blinks a couple of times, he sees your concerned face staring back at him, the aroma of coffee surrounding him, a half finished coffee cup clinging onto his fingers it’s almost hurting him

“Are you okay?”

Right.

Coffee shop. Date. You. Him.

“If it’s about the waiter from earlier..”

Right. Waiter. Curly hair. Warm eyes. Thought it was sweet that you were spending Valentine’s Day with your dad, like that very same man wasn’t palming your cock under the table, like he hadn’t sucked you off before you got to the coffee shop, like he wasn’t fantasizing about all the ways you could fuck him in front of these people.

Dad. Dad. Dad

Suddenly he springs up in his seat, mutters something about needing the restroom before scurrying away from where you’re sitting.

Jesus christ.