#give a girl some warning

[jamesandanthony]

um yeah so a midsummer night's dream should come with a health warning actually, I was not mentally prepared to see mat baynton in his underwear 😳

[gretavanfuckoff]

every time i’ve opened instagram today there has been a new gvf post at the top of my feed and my body does not know how to process all the content at once

[amynchan]

k so today, I was teaching. And, in my normal style, I try to encourage my students by reminding them that this class isn't forever and that they should take with them skills that they'll be able to use elsewhere. What else is my job if not to prepare my students for other areas in life?

and so, and I do not know how I got around to saying this, I said something along the lines of "you only gotta put up with this for 3 more weeks, then you don't gotta see me anymore! :DDD"

and there wasn't the amount of enthusiasm anymore. like, usually, my students banter back and forth with me about this. like a game

so I'm like "what, you guys actually gonna miss me?" just being a cheeky lil' shit because I absolutely want these guys to thrive and smile if they can

and one of the dudes goes 'actually, yeah' in, like, a soft lil' voice that just pierces me in my gosh darn friggin heart

EXCUSE ME

HOW IS MY HEART

SUPPOSED TO DEAL WITH THIS!??

I'M NOT ALLOWED TO BE THAT FLAVOR OF EMOTIONAL WITH MY CLASSES UNTIL THEY'VE GOTTEN ALL THEIR WORK DONE AND I'M ALLOWED TO BE UNABASHADLY PROUD WITHOUT SCREWING UP THEIR WORK ETHIC!!!

TTATT

Listen. I know I'm already proud of you guys for bearing with this semester. I know that it's been hard and that y'all wanna quit. But you guys don't get to know that until after you've made it to the final line so that you can actually b r e a t h e.

that being said, I don't think "I didn't think anyone was gonna miss me" was the correct answer to give my class for this and I am just

[luxurychristmaspudding]

hey jo, what the fuck?

it’s another day thinking about frankie morales writhing and begging you to let him come. and his forehead is all tacky, the roots of his curls tinged with the almost hour of teasing as your tongue drags along your bottom lip as you stare at him. because he’s gorgeous, bare, absolutely beautiful and you can’t get enough. not when his fingers are clenched around the bedsheets you’re usually flat to. but not today, today it’s him. it’s frankie whining, pleading, almost begging for your pretty mouth to wrap around him again, to touch him, to sink down on him and—

[oooohno]

[thegirloffans]

A lil headcanon of mine is that Lestat was so thrown off after reuniting with Louis after all those years because he literally looked like the Louisiana Rat King in that broken down shack and was so fucking embarrassed about it

[paris-geller-was-straightwashed]

disney is a coward so I know they'll never do this, but given what we learned was SUPPOSE to happen between alex and stevie, I would still love a post-eloping for the reboot.

like just imagine alex and stevie as the Cool Gay Aunts(tm) for justin's kids (+ billie). they show up for the holidays and totally shower the kids with magical gifts, including a baby dragon for the boys (which does end up setting fire to their parents bed sheets). milo shows off a magic trick to his friends, using alex (since billie's not allowed to) sneakily casting spells from the bushes so the card really does dissapear from his hand, leaving his friends cheering (stevie smiling but refusing to admit to alex how cute is it). stevie has a motorcycle (which alex thinks is super hot but also refuses to admit) and while the kids aren't old enough for a ride, she does let them sit on it and rev the handles nice and loud while justin panics from the porch. they team up with all three kids to pull pranks on justin and even sometimes get giana in on a few harmless ones. maybe alex even uses her role on the tribunal to get stevie's records cleared, and they both start to advocate for a more fair way of distributing magic between families.

and billie could have an extra adult at her side! I know justin is suppose to fill the pseudo-dad role, but while billie spends her time with the russo's, also gets to spend her summers or whatever with her two cool wizard aunts. they encourage her to keep up with her studies but for the most part they just chill, letting billie indulge in a few sweets (knowing how health-conscious justin has forced his family to be) and sometimes in a pg-13 movie together. when she's there however, the house does turn into a prank war; guests are to be extremely careful when entering and encouraged to bring a separate pair of clothes.

I dunno it would just be super cool; alex and stevie reunited and I think the kids would love her too - plus watching their aunt who's always acted so aloof get all smiley and whatnot and I'm just imagining a scenario with alex and the kids like:

billie: why does stevie call you babygirl

alex: hey who wants to play the quiet game!!

[coconutcows]

Oh if you caught the “Clown Meat” Easter Egg in Mouthwashing and aren’t in the know about it, Clown Meat isn’t a saucy joke or word play, those are gaming magazines, Daisukes gaming magazines feature currently in development game “Clown Meat” on the cover

Where you play as a weird little Clown made of Meat platforming across a devastated world to find an enormous clown that came to earth from Jupiter. It’s horror, but heartwarming, I recommend AlphaBetaGamers playthrough of the Demo if anyone’s interested in checking it out

[synqiri]

guess who's gna hv to go to the hospital tmr and probably hv the infected wound surgically removed

[lacunazai]

I think the requirement for starting a new bsd roleplay blog should be to have at least the vaguest understanding of the character you're gonna be portraying . spending my minutes going throguh extremely ooc blogs cackling because of how bad they are

[greedbent]

@howthesleeplesswander || surprise starter for human!Spring! 〔´∇｀〕

“Didn't I tell you to be more careful?”

And if Kaz had startled the poor girl by his coming up behind her with no word of warning or semblance of a greeting before delivering harsh judgment . . . Good. He slid in easily at her side, matched her pace in a heartbeat, and kept on walking with the nonchalance of this being entirely planned between the two of them. The hour was late, but the streets remained—as ever—loud and bustling with the night life of the Barrel: distant clattering of coin in the gambling houses, cacophonous whooping and hollering of tourists hoping for a lucky break after hours of emptying their pockets (too inebriated now to care about their losses), an entire collection of drunkards wandering the dimly lit paths (with a few simply tucked away in corners quite possibly whimpering into their knees over their life choices).

Simply put: Not a place where this particular woman should be. Looking like she did. Young. Fair. Pretty. Wide-eyed. Innocent. Gullible. So out of place Kaz almost wondered if she had put effort into it, as if she'd found a manual on all the ways to appear the easiest target and followed it to the letter.

She might as well just be wearing a sign.

Even if Spring had flinched and briefly stumbled over herself, Kaz continued with nothing more than a pointed look back at her: Keep up. Don't draw more attention. As his own gaze kept a vigilant watch over their surroundings, he pinpointed any set of eyes turned their way. Her way, specifically. And the less than respectful whistling from a small group of the aforementioned drunkards (the ones who were high off the intoxication rather than low and miserable) as they watched Spring pass was what brought Kaz closer to her side.

“You shouldn't come here alone,” he reiterated, choosing at that moment not to announce that he'd already . . . persuaded a few pickpockets off her tail mere minutes ago. “Especially at this hour.” Kaz pursed his lips, made a quick move to steer Spring down a quieter street. “What the hell are you doing? No one has a dying need for flowers so urgent you'd have to make a delivery in the middle of the night. Or have you just had a spiritual calling to a new profession?”

“Spiritual” was not the right description for the “profession” implied here.

[cubot]

I get alone with my thoughts for one second and then my brain goes to the VN love interest route I beat yesterday and I go, "jesus fucking christ what the fuck."

[flufflecat]

pov you're any of the baldurs gate villains and you look outside your evil tower to see this standing at the gates waiting to slaughter your entire army

[luminiera-merge]

i think my tolerance for moe (ie the anime stuff) is in freefall rn

[faaun]

. anyway after writing the tags 4 this post i told my research partner i will no longer follow his dreams lmao. still helping w it but i need to engage in research that i find satisfying

[vocaloid-song-showdown]

the poll for how to arrange the brackets just finished with proceeding as originally planned winning!

so, without further ado, here are the lineups ^^

note :: songs with a * next to them may require a content warning. i'll provide specific warnings as soon as i have the time, but as of now please proceed with caution

main matchup bracket ::

alice of human sacrifice* by yugami p / fear garden* by chaa

magnet by minato p / romeo and cinderella by doriko

world is mine by ryo / world's end dancehall by wowaka

triple baka by lamaze p / the disappearance of hatsune miku by cosmo p

meltdown by iroha(sasaki) / luka luka★night fever by samfree

fire◎flower by halyosy / trick and treat by oster project

daughter of evil by mothy / dancing★samurai by kanimiso p

rolling girl by wowaka / matryoshka by hachi

madness of duke venomania* by mothy / alluring secret ~black vow~ by hitoshizuku x yama

senbonzakura by kurousa / outer science by jin

doubleganger by kulfiq / mikusabbath by utsu p

jinsei reset button by kemu / common world domination by pinnochio p

the fox's wedding* by masa works design / tokio funka by takamatt

heat haze days by jin / patchwork staccato by toa

six trillion years and an overnight story by kemu / lost one's weeping by neru

aishite aishite aishite by kikuo / echo by crusher p

setsuna drive by taki yoshimitsu / yoake to hotatu by n buna

a fake fake psychotropic by kairiki bear / therefore you and me by tadanoco

my r* by kurage p / i'm glad youre evil too by pinnochio p

chururira chururira dadada by kurage p / mkdr by deco*27

blessed messiah and the tower of ai by hitoshizuku x yama / 86 by dasu

law evading rock by neru / nakakapagpabagabag by dasu

sand planet by hachi / ghost rule by deco*27

monster by kira / hated by life itself by iori kanzaki

cause i'm a liar by mcki robyns p / honey i'm home by ghost

hole dwelling by kikuo / bring it on by giga

meteor by divela / seraphim on the ring by mitchie m

the court jester by thquib / casino by azari

king by kanaria / villain by teniwoha

lower by lanndo / phony by tsumiki

higanbana milk tea by vane / scapegoat by ghost

queen by kanaria / bug by kairiki bear

honorable mention bracket ::

electric angel by yasuo p (original), giga (giga arrange) / freely tomorrow by mitchie m

po pi po by lamaze p / go google it by wintermint p

black★rock shooter by ryo / bacterial contamination by kanimiso p

i like you, i love you by gevanni p / first love academy • school of true love by nem

(also a quick general note ! i don't have everything ready for a formal polished reveal at the time of posting this. i plan on updating this post with links to the songs and also a visual bracket when i have the time. they'll definitely be up soon, so make sure to check back in a bit for them ^^

i'll also make sure that reblogs are turned on for the final version!)