#anyway they find billie but the council is alerted to what happened and is now on their way to them to capture stevie

[paris-geller-was-straightwashed]

disney is a coward so I know they'll never do this, but given what we learned was SUPPOSE to happen between alex and stevie, I would still love a post-eloping for the reboot.

like just imagine alex and stevie as the Cool Gay Aunts(tm) for justin's kids (+ billie). they show up for the holidays and totally shower the kids with magical gifts, including a baby dragon for the boys (which does end up setting fire to their parents bed sheets). milo shows off a magic trick to his friends, using alex (since billie's not allowed to) sneakily casting spells from the bushes so the card really does dissapear from his hand, leaving his friends cheering (stevie smiling but refusing to admit to alex how cute is it). stevie has a motorcycle (which alex thinks is super hot but also refuses to admit) and while the kids aren't old enough for a ride, she does let them sit on it and rev the handles nice and loud while justin panics from the porch. they team up with all three kids to pull pranks on justin and even sometimes get giana in on a few harmless ones. maybe alex even uses her role on the tribunal to get stevie's records cleared, and they both start to advocate for a more fair way of distributing magic between families.

and billie could have an extra adult at her side! I know justin is suppose to fill the pseudo-dad role, but while billie spends her time with the russo's, also gets to spend her summers or whatever with her two cool wizard aunts. they encourage her to keep up with her studies but for the most part they just chill, letting billie indulge in a few sweets (knowing how health-conscious justin has forced his family to be) and sometimes in a pg-13 movie together. when she's there however, the house does turn into a prank war; guests are to be extremely careful when entering and encouraged to bring a separate pair of clothes.

I dunno it would just be super cool; alex and stevie reunited and I think the kids would love her too - plus watching their aunt who's always acted so aloof get all smiley and whatnot and I'm just imagining a scenario with alex and the kids like:

billie: why does stevie call you babygirl

alex: hey who wants to play the quiet game!!

[wiccllng]

!!!SPOILER WARNING!!!

a review, but mostly wiccan and hulkling content and geeking over the ending and ANOTHER relationship.

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY - #13

!!!!!!!!PLEASE READ THE REBLOG FOR THE FULL STORY!!!!!!

!!!I WILL ONLY BE THE MAIN GUARDIANS STORYLINE WITH BILLY AND TEDDY BECAUSE THE OTHER ONE WASN’T EXTREMELY INTERESTING TO ME.!!!

PREVIOUSLY ON

“The Guardians of the Galaxy have been many things: soldiers, misfits, thieves and, above all... family.”

“But with the galaxy in shambles after constant attacks, it doesn’t need heros... it need super heros.”

WICCAN & HULKLING ( billy & teddy ) + GUARDIANS

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD AFTER RE-READING I REALIZED HOW MUCH BILLY AND TEDDY CONTENT THERE ISSS THEY ARE SO CUTE OKAY ANYWAYS HERE WE GO

(PG 1) we start off in throneworld, which is having an 8x8 planetary emergency. it’s basically under attack.

[PG 3] here is one of the monsters... doing something to the citizens of throneworld? ANYWAYS you can see teddy at the bottom being the king space needs.

[PG 6 (not pictured)] kl’rt speaks to nova, informing him about the 8x8 alert at throneworld. Nova tells kl’rt that ‘we’ (superheros) don’t take orders from galatic council members. “Any more than the Avengers take orders from Earth’s nations.” saying they aren’t cops or soldiers, but super heros. after he had said that you think he meant he wasn’t going to help, except that was his plan the whole time, don’t know what he had to make a fuss then 😭.

[PG 9] THE FIRST TIME we see wiccan in this comic and we get HUSBAND AND HUSBAND CONTENTTTTT! THEY ARE SO AWESOME WHEN THEY FIGHT ALONGSIDE EACH OTHER HOW CAN YOU NOT FREAK OUT??!! anyways, after being on a call with nova, billy calls kl’rt to tell him that the progenitors are no joke and insisting they might need backup.

[PG 10] WHEN I TELL YOU I GASPED IN REAL LIFE AFTER READING THIS I AM NOT KIDDINGGGG I WENT INTO PROTECT TEDDY MODE I THOUGHT HE WAS ABOUT TO DIE IDK WHY. ANYWAYS they both come to the conclusion that there is a strong source of magic running the giants. while distracted, teddy gets sprayed with some sort of poison that messes with his skrull tendencies, switching his forms like crazy (hurting him). billy also went into protect teddy mode and put him in a shield while trying to get rid of the poison. at this point, nova and the rest of the guardians are entering the atmosphere.

[PG 11 (not pictured)] guardians hold their ground against the progenitors.

[PG 12] the guardians land on the planet and do what they need to do. due to debris from the giant magic robots, billy puts up a shield for himself and the healing hulkling. nothing much else happens except you know, them fighting. (peep billy and teddy in the back at the bottom).

[PGS 13-17 (not pictured)] other than the guardians fighting in these few pages, star lord does an interesting move with groot... star lord points his gun at the back of groot while groot stares into the eyes of a much bigger giant. as you can imagine, rocket was confused but star lord said he is the master of the sun, and master of the four elements. rocket things star lord is about to shoot and kill groot, but when he shoots the back of groot, groot grows WAYYY bigger and WAYYY stonger, similar to a very very very big and growing tree. he obviously takes out the giant.

[PG 18] with that, they finish off the wave of progenitors and resolve the 8x8 alert. kl’rt asks for an update on the emperor and his court wizard. they are fine and thanks to wiccan, the mutagen emperor hulkling was sprayed with wore off. AND NOW gamora and star lord have a moment?!?!??

[PG 19] (DISCLAIMER: TO UNDERSTAND BETTER READ GOTG #1 and #9 I HAVEN’T BUT YEAH) WOAHHHHHH SO JUST READ . I GUESS STAR LORD DISAPPEARED EARLIER ON AND HAD A WHOLE LIFE?!?$?! this kind of puts him off and he was obviously emotionally attached to his family he had, feeling like he needs a break with maybe the team, but mostly a break from gamora.

THE ENDING (LAST FEW PAGES)

PUT YOUR SEATBELTS ON

[PG 26] so someone had spread the word that there was a kree-skrull alliance to someone with clear power. teddy says that it could have been planned, like an act of war. BUT A BRROOUM OF LIGHTING HITS. While gamora finds the voice familiar, wiccan can pretty much smell the magic in the AIR and informs the team. BUT WAIT, someones inside it, but who? (let’s take a very quick look back at our husbands)

our angels <3! moving on

[PG 27] “WAIT NO WHAT“ IS WHAT I SAID READING THIS AND I STILL SAID IT NOW MY BABIES GOT HURT OH MY GOD AND SO DID EVERYONE ELSE?!?!!??? Except for the GUARDIANS WHO ARE ABOUT TO BEAT TF OUT OF THIS THING AND AVENGE MY FAVS AND NOVA AND BARF LORD!

[darthmatthewtwihard]

I love this.

disney is a coward so I know they'll never do this, but given what we learned was SUPPOSE to happen between alex and stevie, I would still love a post-eloping for the reboot.

like just imagine alex and stevie as the Cool Gay Aunts(tm) for justin's kids (+ billie). they show up for the holidays and totally shower the kids with magical gifts, including a baby dragon for the boys (which does end up setting fire to their parents bed sheets). milo shows off a magic trick to his friends, using alex (since billie's not allowed to) sneakily casting spells from the bushes so the card really does dissapear from his hand, leaving his friends cheering (stevie smiling but refusing to admit to alex how cute is it). stevie has a motorcycle (which alex thinks is super hot but also refuses to admit) and while the kids aren't old enough for a ride, she does let them sit on it and rev the handles nice and loud while justin panics from the porch. they team up with all three kids to pull pranks on justin and even sometimes get giana in on a few harmless ones. maybe alex even uses her role on the tribunal to get stevie's records cleared, and they both start to advocate for a more fair way of distributing magic between families.

and billie could have an extra adult at her side! I know justin is suppose to fill the pseudo-dad role, but while billie spends her time with the russo's, also gets to spend her summers or whatever with her two cool wizard aunts. they encourage her to keep up with her studies but for the most part they just chill, letting billie indulge in a few sweets (knowing how health-conscious justin has forced his family to be) and sometimes in a pg-13 movie together. when she's there however, the house does turn into a prank war; guests are to be extremely careful when entering and encouraged to bring a separate pair of clothes.

I dunno it would just be super cool; alex and stevie reunited and I think the kids would love her too - plus watching their aunt who's always acted so aloof get all smiley and whatnot and I'm just imagining a scenario with alex and the kids like:

billie: why does stevie call you babygirl

alex: hey who wants to play the quiet game!!