#gimme them babies

[tvdelrey]

i fear i can't explain how badly i'm tweaking from this or else i'd scare everyone off this app.

is he sick in the head.

[itsangelic1411]

Teehee

[marclef]

since @luigigirl12 made me that little drawing the other day, i thought i'd make one of my own...

so here, Naya babysitting for Poppy and Mustard again, but she's got a bit of help this time 😉

Poppy might be a bit too adventurous trying to climb up the big froggy though...

[shakespeare-potter]

Just thinking about how

Ronald Weasley flew a magically enchanted car and ended up reaching his destination totally (ALMOST) safe AT THE AGE OF 12 ?????

Hermione Granger trapped the animagus of the stinky ass reporter who wrote shit about her and her best friend for like 6 months??? A year????

Harry Potter sass-ed out not only like half of the adults in his life but also the minister of magic!???????

How the three of them literally helped hagrid plan AND execute the escape of a legit very very illigal to keep baby dragon!????? AT THE AGE OF 11!?? AND THEY SUCCEEDED!???

STARTED A TEENAGE REBEL GROUP AT THE AGE OF 15!???

AT THE SAME TIME USED HAGRID'S HALF BRO TO LIKE PICK AND KICK UMBITCH OUT OF HOGWARTS!???? (THAT WAS AWESOME BTW)

BROKE INTO THE MINISTRY NOT ONCE BUT TWICE!???

BROKE INTO GRINGOTTS AND GOT OUT OF THERE ON A FUCKING DRAGON!???

ALMOST DIED (WELL HARRY ACTUALLY DID ) LIKE COUNTLESS OF TIMES AND STILL SURVIVED!????

WE DON'T TALK ENOUGH ABOUT THEIR CHAOTICNESS IN THIS FANDOM I SWEAR

[heich0e]

(me, someone who knows nothing about sports, flirting with any blue lock guy who has turf for brains) hey handsome... you run around and kick stuff often?

[necrotic-nephilim]

in lieu of having posted any writing/headcanons/asks in the past few days because i have been *so* busy and unable to do anything fandom-related which is terrible and evil, i have a poll out of morbid curiosity and self-indulgence. i've been meaning to ramble here about how i feel about DC's lack fo Deaf representation and which Batfam members i would personally make Deaf, but i am mildly curious about the larger opinion and now i will subject you all to the question, i would love to hear thoughts/opinions/headcanons on any specific choices. (would love d/Deaf/HoH opinions esp but i'm mostly expecting this to reach the hearing crowd, so opinions from hearing ppl are ones i'm very curious about. if you've never given it thought before you are going to now or else /lh)

[whatohitsonfirewelp]

I think it would be really fucking funny if Jee-Yun ends up taller than both her parents. She took the talk genes that skipped Maddie and Chimney.

[satorusluver]

Having this mf's babies is a NEED not a want.

[lloydfrontera]

I am sooo tempted to read the novel just so I can write a fic with Lloyd and Javier in a happy relationship with a mutual benefits agreement with Alicia and Silluria (who are of course also in a happy relationship) with the right characterizations.

honestly. that's such a fun dynamic. putting all of them in a happy polycule resolves so many issues at once and gives us such insane possibilities. i am now obsessed with this concept.

but also i'm bi so like. in my head. this is their arrangement.

lloyd and alicia get married so he can have the tax benefits of being the royal consort and she can get rid of the annoying people that say she needs to be married and have someone to make an heir with, but he still lives in the frontera estate and they see each other every weekend when alicia gets visitation rights to yongyong because they share custody of him. once charlotte is born, she alternates between spending two weeks in the palace, one with only alicia and the other with both alicia and lloyd, and then one at the frontera estate with only lloyd.

as for why javier and silurian get married it's mostly so she can also get rid of the people who think that if she's her father's heir then she should at least be married so she can have an heir of her own. and well they spend a reasonable amount of time together, when they meet in the capital while accompanying their respective lovers so. yeah why not. they have two babies, the eldest a namaran and the youngest an asrahan, who spent two weeks at the palace, one at the frontera estate and then visit their grandfather at namaran one week every two months.

all four of them are Stressing™ about all those trips and poor yongyong and ggoming get so much work out but they're committed to giving their kids the chance to get to experience everything they have to offer them. but also they run a tight schedule and trying to organize anything is a nightmare, they get the hang of it eventually but the first couple years were An Ordeal.

everyone in court pretends not to know about their arrangement but it's really hard when the royal consort only spends two weeks out of three at the palace, bringing and taking with him lady namaran's husband, while lady namaran lives almost permanently in the capital with the queen.

that and also all three kids call alicia 'mom', silurian 'mama', lloyd 'appa' and javier 'papa'. so like. it's an open secret.

the facts its rumored that more often than not lord frontera and sir asrahan will share a room, while the queen and lady namaran have rooms next to one another, that may or may not have a secret passage between them and that more than once all four of them have been seen going in and out of the royal chamber is really not anyone's business either.

i do want to say this does not solve the fact that lloyd emphatically did not want to marry into a position of power and that silurian had a whole arc about not needing to marry, but. it is much funnier and gayer than the original ending so i'm a lot happier ajksdhjkahfkjds

of course this is just. what came out of my brain once you oppened that possibility ajskdhjkafds

please do try it out your own way, i'm sure you have some truly wonderful ideas!!! please. give us gays everything we want <333

[dont-read-this-im-dead]

I love you because you have a cat.

I hate you because I don't.

[grimalkinmessor]

The way that I—

[luxiaraaa]

(push kafka and shalom aside)

let me introduce u guys my other zooweemamas i know these two redhead will treat me right i just KNOW it

[sangronxx]

Wish I was better at randomly creating posts on here like I am on Twitter

[minijenn]

Me, writing for Steven in UF:

Me, writing for Dipper in UF:

[katsu2ji]

everybody shut up and let me be emotional about this stupid superhero story PLEASE.

[dancingdorito]

i really hope we get to see how polin first met. of course i would prefer it if it was like how they met in the books but i also just want a timeline for how long they've known each other.

in the books they meet when pen is 16 and in the show in the first season she's 17, and she tells marina in the show "he is my friend marina, i've known him forever" like WHAT does that mean??? what's "forever" cuz personally i wouldn't say that about someone i've known a year. or even 2 years.

also bc in the book pen was in love w colin for 10+ years before he fell in love with her, i feel like in the show they must have known each-other for at least more than 2 years. like i feel like that was lowkey important to their story.

i'm so curious as to how they're gonna handle that if they do a flashback. cuz i feel like their meeting is so important to them.