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coulsonlives · 4 minutes ago
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This is actually true lol, I'm like one step away from having sexual fantasies about a nice decorative ceramic pot with drainage holes because omg.
It's hard to find a nice-looking pot that has drainage holes! Even at a dedicated garden center! You either have to look all over the place and constantly turn pots over, or drill them yourself with a diamond bit (which is annoying). So I usually just settle for putting my plants in nursery pots, which do have drainage holes, and then putting that inside a decorative pot. And I gotta remove the nursery pot every time I water and sdfhjdf I hate it.
Also fwiw:
Getting someone a plant is iffy.
If you don't know what pests etc to look for, you might accidentally gift them a pest factory! And those pests can spread to their other plants!
Happy holidays!
TIP:
This holiday season, if you know someone who likes house plants,
DON'T
get them a houseplant. DO NOT.
instead, get them a NICE, MEDIUM-LARGE, AESTHETIC, BOTTOM-DRAINING, INDOOR
POT.
that is what they want. that is what they dream of. ok? thats what will be most useful and appreciated. in fact, if you can, get them a CUTE MATCHING SET. OF POTS!!!! NOT PLANTS, POTS!!!!!!!!
they may be more excited initially about the plant. that is true. but a pot is a gift that they will go home and use to upsize one of their already beloved houseplants, and every time they look at it they will remember how much they appreciate you.
HOUSEPLANT:
- they already have so many
- needs to be watered
- takes up window space
- comes in a pot thats already too small, needs to be upsized, costing money
- can die
AESTHETIC POT
- lets them care for an existing plant they own
- they will be grateful every time they see it in their home
- does not take up window space not already occupied by a plant
- can be wrapped without dying or spilling dirt everywhere
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thatsbelievable · 3 days ago
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bevanne46 · 2 days ago
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Neglect Not The Gift that is in Thee! Mary Engelbreit
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retrogamingblog2 · 22 days ago
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Pokemon Halloween Candy Stickers made by QueenAltaria
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celeluwhenfics · 6 hours ago
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Ssssso is nobody going to comment on the message on that garter?
It says:
"Ma devise est de vous aime(r) et de ne jamais changer"
Which translates to:
"My motto is to love you and to never change"
"Changer" in that time was often used in French poetic language to speak of love fading, being unfaithful or loving someone else. Although nowadays "I will never change" would mean something like "I will stay the same person", it's not what is being conveyed here.
Also I'm not sure if "motto" in English has the weight of "devise", which evokes heraldry and honour. More than just like a gimmick or "Hakuna Matata"-like catchphrase, it's more like he's saying "my entire life purpose is to love you".
It's a promise of eternal love 😍
To be tied just above your knees, under all your layers of skirts 🤭😳
It's just soooo romantic 😭
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oh my god. og my god. the symbolism of it all
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buriedteen · 9 months ago
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incognitopolls · 8 months ago
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lady-ofmischief · 2 years ago
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Feel free to put in the tags what you pick and what your fav is :)
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undead-knick-knack · 1 year ago
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And of course he fucking loved it 😭🖤💜
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grickle14 · 11 months ago
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Every Christmas.
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scottxlogan · 11 months ago
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Misc. Wolverine in front of a mirror gifs
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thief-of-eggs · 11 months ago
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Every good couple needs one person who wraps gifts like the one on the right, and their counterpart who wraps like the one on the left.
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thatsbelievable · 11 months ago
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todays-xkcd · 1 year ago
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If a materials scientist gives you a present, always ask whether regifting will incur any requirements for Federal paperwork.
Materials Scientists [Explained]
Transcript Under the Cut
[Ponytail, White Hat and Cueball are standing around a table. On the table is a gift with thin black stripes, with a present with a black ribbon sitting on top of it. Cueball is trying to holding a gift that has thick black stripes, trying to open it.] Cueball: Where is this wrapping paper from? It's so thin, but I can't tear it. Is this amarid fabric?! Cueball: Maybe I can unpeel the... oooh, the tape flashes as I pull it up! Triboluminescence! Did you add a phosphor? It's so bright! Cueball: Wait, are these patterns structural coloration?
[Caption below the panel:] Materials scientists are like cats - the best present you can get them is an empty box with cool wrapping paper.
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retrogamingblog2 · 13 days ago
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Unown Pokemon Key Caps made by RoyalKeycaps
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