#awesome mutuals

[offtopic-enjoyers]

on my knees for the following:

-spicy queso popcorners

-aquarium trips

-my mutuals

-rainy days

-vinyl records

-falling asleep on the floor

-my favorite albums on loop for a day

-warm coffee

[one-lucky-day]

do u have any headcanons for gihun's harem?? i'd love to hear them!! 😌💖

(can be any particular flavor of harem, u choose what men u want to add to it!!)

oh I do. I have so much! the biggest headcanon I have is that no matter how badass Gihun's men are (like most of them will and probably have killed for Gihun) they turn so helpless when they're sick.

Like on a regular day they'd be all "if you even look at Gihun I'll cut you." but when they get the sniffles they're just "i want chicken soup and cuddles! XC"

they also become so freaking clingy that they don't want Gihun to leave their side.

One time they all got sick at the same time and Gihun has to time how long he gets to spend with a person.

The good thing about this is Gihun is good at taking care of people so he knows what to do.

And when Gihun is the one who gets sick Inho and Sangwoo know what to do, Junho pretty much has some grasp, The salesman is the one who totally freaks out because he doesn't want Gihun to die! Luckily for everyone, they can afford bringing Gihun to the doctor.

Exept the doctor usually has trouble giving Gihun a check up because why the fuck is he touching what's theirs???

[thesargasmicgoddess]

PURELY from a logistics and planning perspective - is group sex (I.e. Orgies) a dream or a nightmare for the way your brain works/is wired?

This made me laugh--I love it when my followers get all the weird ways my mind functions.

@whosthisfkingguy knows this topic well as we've discussed how I would logistically approach group sex activities 🤣 (what are good friends for?!)

I'd be GREAT managing all aspects of organizing the event--project management folders, STI/STD testing, contracts indicating consent & hard/soft limits, liability insurance, hygiene requirements, pre/post-exertion services (counseling, hydration therapy, etc.) ---the whole 9 yards 🤣. I'd totally be great overseeing it or even as an observer. I'm a champ at wrangling 3 ring circus events 🎪.

As a participant....well, I'm super picky about the people I let into my space and am a solid introvert (I prefer smaller groups to socialize in), so you most likely won't see me in the middle of group sex 🤣. Having a lot of naked bodies in front of me without context just seems....overwhelming 😬🤣 (yes, looking at you @whosthisfkingguy because I know you're laughing), but you're welcome to try and change my mind about random body fluids and group penetration activities lol.

I might have missed my calling as a porn set coordinator. Alas, I'll settle for working in behavioral health, as it can be just as (if not more) chaotic somedays. 🤣

[colettebronte]

How are you doing now that Beardthony is canon?? I think we should credit ourselves with manifesting that one 😜💙

bahaha oh FOR SURE! 🤣

As for how I'm doing? Well those two seconds of Anthony were honestly two seconds I DID NOT think we'd get but I am SO GLAD we did, because look at HIM! 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

This has left me SHOOKETH my friend and I am NOT OK 🥵

But I will also say, fic ideas are flowing. Thanks for checking in on me, I appreciate it, and you🤣🫶❤️

[dancerinthestorm]

Hello friend! I noticed your reblog(s) of Jurassic Park / Dr. Ellie Sattler gifs, which leads me to suspect that you're a fan of Laura Dern on some level??

And since I'm a giant busybody, I thought I would bring to your attention that the lovely, (younger) Laura Dern is actually the face claim of @from-the-coffee-shop-in-edoras's OC, sweet and brave Eadlin, betrothed of Prince Théodred. She is one of my favorite "OCs of friends", and since I know you're also a fan of Coffee's fics and writings, I wanted to take the chance to recommend "Into the Breach" . Fantastic reading in honor of Théodred's "anniversary"!

No pressure at all and I hope I'm not overstepping! I'm just always on the lookout for people to potentially simp/stan blorbos with me, whether it's canon characters or OCs! :) Have a great last week of February!

Hey @sotwk ! Thank you so much for asking about the wonderful Dr. Ellie Sattler!

I first came across her in the 1993 movie and the book by Michael Crichton when I was neck deep in my early teen’s yay-dinosaurs/I-want-to-be-a-paleontologist phase. She was such a cool female character to look up to back then and I still have a huge soft spot for her. (And Laura Dern still totally rocked the 2022 JP movie!) So I can never not reblog posts about her 😁

I already knew (and am still utterly delighted) that @from-the-coffee-shop-in-edoras shares this love for her. What I absolutely did NOT know until today was that she had a freaking Laura Dern Tolkien OC! Ahhhh! How did I not know that? Seriously, @from-the-coffee-shop-in-edoras ? How did we never talk about that? I mean: I love your Tolkien worlds! I adore your fantastic OCs! And Ellie/Laura Dern! Why do I have to find out about this from our excellent friend @sotwk? (to whom I now surely owe a life dept for telling me about Eadlin!) Aaah!!! “Into the Breach” will definitely go on the reading list for the weekend! Expect incoming frantic screeching either here or in your AO3 comments!

And @sotwk: Thank you so much for telling me about this story! And please never hesitate to recommend fics you love or talk blorbos with me! Be it canon or OC! I keep seeing so many wonderful and eclectic occasions for mutual simping on your blog; one of these days I need to make a list to be able to prioritize because one lifetime will simply not be enough ^_^ (Thranduil, Boromir, Eomer, Bucky, Oscar Isaac, Cassian Andor… eeek!)

[biandbored]

No need to smoke weed because with my mutuals here I already feel in the clouds ♡

#corny

[commodorecliche]

Rereading Trenches and it never fails to give me the shivers. One of my absolute fav sheith writes 🥺🥰

oh my word. i've been so down in the dumps lately, seeing this message really boosted my spirits. even gave me a little boost to write some (i've had like... 9 months of writer's block). so thank you my friend! i'm so glad you like trenches, it was one of my faves to write. even now, i still consider writing a third part. maybe i will...

[sandra-lovie]

Send this to all your favourite moots and pass the pumpkin round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING 🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃

Thank U! °🧡🎃🧡°🍁

[aninnocentpervert]

Shhhhhhh…..🤫

We’ve got a secret to tell🫢

We’ll tell ya, but only if you’re REALLY good😈

@thesargasmicgoddess took another glorious trip around the sun ☀️

Won’t you help us @whosthisfkingguy @newhazeleyes2 @bunsunbunny @veraroaddixie @sassysarcasticcherry @trubiz @aninnocentpervert by wishing her a magnificent birthday week 🥰

[tj-aint-right]

When you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy! Then, send to the last ten people in your notifs

My wife and kids

Watching wrestling

Doing something creative

Relaxing with some good ol' THC

Good vibes and energy

Thanks, my dude! I appreciate you as always. Everyone, go follow @endlesslydev0ted ! He has a great blog!

[offtopic-enjoyers]

@stub-balls

No clue what the colors were but uh here

ITS A GUY!!!

[one-lucky-day]

also, i need to know more abt gihun and hyunju 🫶🤧 do u have any hcs or cute little ideas abt them?

I have this vigilante au and here I headcanon that Hyunju is the first person who joins him. Gihun didn't even mean to recruit her, he'd much rather do his whole crusade by himself (at this point he's just beating up rich people exploiting the poor). But then he meets this beautiful but downtrodden woman who is in debt and has nowhere else to go and since he owns an entire building he decides to help her out by giving her a place to stay. Obviously she finds out he's the vigilante that's been going around the neighborhood and she's immediately "I want in." Gihun refuses at first but after proving herself capable, and getting in his head that he can't do his fight alone, he eventually let's her join him. -- In a none au setting, where they all successfully get out of the games, Gihun and Hyunju stay in touch and they become close. Gihun eventually gets the courage to ask her out and the rest is history.

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and something that is more friendshippy then romantic shippy: Hyunju teaching Gihun how to use make up and Hyunju painting his nails.

[thesargasmicgoddess]

Looking at you @whosthisfkingguy 🤣🤣🤣

[colettebronte]

Sending back some sunshine 🌻☀️🩷 but I also have a silly ask while I'm here.

Based on your own headcanon, who do you reckon would win in a fist fight; Anthony or Benedict?

*the asker does not endorse irl fist fighting

Thank you friend!

Oooooof so this is a TOUGH question. I have a follow up query.

What was their argument about that it would cause them to resort to fisticuffs to sort it out? Was it food? It was probably over food. I bet Benedict stole the last jam tart that Anthony was looking forward to eating after balancing the books. Only for Anthony to go into the sitting room to find it hanging out of Benedict's mouth, who then ate it in one bite LIKE A HEATHEN!

And with Anthony looking like an angry cat with THAT VEIN throbbing in his neck, Benedict agreed to settle things this way, mostly for a laugh, even as Anthony was deadly serious.

And then just as they're squaring up, jackets and waistcoats off, shirtsleeves rolled up, Benedict says something LOVELY and insightful that makes Anthony feel bad so they decide to call the whole thing off and have a drink together instead.

Thank you for the ask. I didn't mean to turn it into a drabble but uhhhh here we are! :D

[pastelslugcat]

okay so if I were to (not so) hypothetically make goofy useless fanart or do something liek... fan writing??? because I have no art talent. I mean all this in relation to your funny silly rain world stuff because I actually want to like give back at least a WITTLE considering I have been like lurking like a little fucked up ghoul on every piece of your published writing for like uhmmmmmmmmmmm ughghhhmmmm its been a bit ik that methinks :3 anyways yeah the offer is out there and if so (I will probably do one or the other) WHAT would you like the art to be of / the writing to be in relation to (this will be very useful because I can actually have a single oneshot out for once ever)

Aww you don't have to make any fanart/writing for me but I'd appreciate it very much!! And really I love all fanart and fan writing so I'm sure I'll love it no matter what it is (and I am totally not biased towards artihunter stuff noooo totally not!)

All jokes aside it would make me really happy but no pressure at all but if you do really want to and need any references of any of my characters just let me know

[commodorecliche]

This is the BOOP#02 game! You've been BOOPED. Now you gotta Boop someone else's ask box too 🐾 🐾 🐾

I MISSED THIS WHEN YOU FIRST SENT IT BUT FUCK IT, IT'S THE BOOPENING 3.0 BABY!!!!

*BOOP*