#substitute

[bviralmedia]

Sub Teacher Trolling Students HARD! 🤣

[raichuquest]

[spadegeistalt]

The Pokémon Substitute Plush will forever be my favorite creature of all time,,, Selfless, Loyal, and all with a smile on its face. A Friend.

[trainerjoshie]

Pokémon TCG SM Ultra Prism (2018), Unbroken Bonds (2019), Unified Minds (2019), Cosmic Eclipse (2019), SWSH Promo (2020) & Chilling Reign (2021) illustrations by Shibuzoh. 🤩🤩🤩

[nonusnonus]

Coaxing a ditto down from their favorite perch with a new plush

[retrofeather]

Boop! :3

booped anons become substitute plushies

[mochinek0]

Daminette December: 4-A Day in you Life

Damian looked to the alarm, as it sounded off. He looked around the room, surrounded by papers all over the walls. He let a smiled slip out as he got ready for the day. He went downstairs to find Tom already up and preparing the dough for the day.

"Good morning, Tom." Damian spoke.

"Ah, you're already up. Good!" Tom bellowed out, "I have prepared a dough for you. Remember to wash up and try not to use too much force on the dough."

Damian washed his hands and went over yesterday's mishap in his head. He haad kneaded the dough too much and it hadn't risen. They had been useless in the bakery; he had been useless. He moved over to the dough and glanced steadily as Tom worked on his own dough. There was enough force to move the dough, but not enough that he could hurt an enemy.

"You're doing great, Son." Tom whispered.

Damian froze, just for a second, and kept working. He mimicked Tom's movements until the bread was ready to go into the oven. There wasn't much else he could do in the bakery without proper training. He helped Tom separate the egg whites and yolks for the macarons and other bases. Once they were done, he went back upstairs to start breakfast for the couple.

He sighed as he manned the register, easily doing calculations in his hed. Many asked if he was a new employee, but he paid little mind to them. He made sure they had their correct change and the desserts they wanted. He ignored every flirty remark. During lunch, he went upstairs and the akuma alert went off. He quickly ran upstairs to Marinette's room.

"Tikki, spots on!" he shouted, before leaping out of the window.

---

"Who the hell are you?" Chat Noir hissed, as a male clad in black, the seemed to shimmer blue in the light. It was like looking at moving steel.

Chat Noir began to attack, believing this was the akuma. Quickly, he was pinned down.

"Despicable cat." Damian growled out.

"Wait 'til Ladybug-" he hissed out.

"My fiancée is in the hospital and has tasked me with her miraculous." Damian declared, "SteelBug."

Chat Noir froze under his grip.

'What? No! She would hav told me! She said she liked someone but...it wasn't a lie?'

"She was injured as a civilian and it will take months for her to heal." Steel continue, "Tikki has filled me in on my duties."

"B-But, She and I, we." the destruction weilder stammered out.

Steelbug released his grip, "Aid me or are you as pitiful as they say? My fiancée defends your role as her partner. Prove her right."

Steel jumped away at the sound of an explosion. Chat Noir remained frozen on the roof.

'Ladybug is engaged?'

---

Damian walked down the stairs, as if the akuma never happened. He took his place back at the register. He heard the school bell ring and knew the influx of customers were approaching. Many girls fluttered their lashes and ordered pastry, asking him questions. Damian kept his answers short and remained focused on the pastry. Many were smart to see they were getting nowhere with him and left, but the same wasn't said about the bunch about to walk in. He steeled himself to keep himself from glaring at Marinette's old friends.

As the girls walked in, Sabine approached him and touched his shoulder, "Why don't you go check on Marinette. I'm sure you'd like to see her."

"Are you sure?" He asked.

"Is Marinette sick or something?" Alya questioned.

"She wasn't in school." Mylene piped up, "Does she need her homework?"

"Marinette won't be in school for awhile." Tom declared, "She's in the hospital. Depending on her recovery, she'll have to repeat the year."

"Recovery?" shouted Rose.

"What happened?" asked Alix.

"How about we all go visit and-" began Lila, grabbing onto Damian.

He was quick to shove her off.

"Hey!" shouted Alya, coming to Lila's defense.

"No." Damian sneered, "I will be visiting my bride on my own."

"B-Bride!" Rose cried out.

"Her?" Lila sneered, but quickly controlled her features.

"Marinette and Damian have been dating for three years." Sabine declared, glaring at them, "Why shouldn't he call her 'His Bride'?"

"Is somehting wrong with our daughter?" Tom demanded.

The girls looked at each other, trying to find the words to defend themselves, but also bring up some concerns.

"She loves Adrien!" Alya snapped.

"You must be Cesaire." Damian spoke, "Marinette did say you had a delusional fantasy about them together."

'What?'

"Delusion!" Alya shouted back, "She is the one who told me that she wanted to marry him and have three kids!"

"At the age of thirteen and yet, she got him together with Kagami Tsurugi. When they broke up, you tried to push her to play the 'sympathetic ear' until he fell for her. Marinette instead comforted Tsurugi and attempted to fix their relationship. Although it failed and she instead developed feelings for his cousin, Felix. She has collaborated this story, of course."

"Wait!" Alix spoke, "What?"

"You never told us that, Alya!" Mylene declared.

"When did this happen?" Rose asked.

"When they were fourteen." Damian answered, "I must go. I have been helping her family, as much as Marinette does and I have to babysit Manon tomorrow."

"You know Manon?" Alix prodded.

"My niece is around her age and is more......intense." Damian replied, "I've also contacted her fashion clients and they understand her work will be on hold, until she is better. I don't want her to wake up and worry. Marinette overexerts herself and micromanages herself and her work. I will be assisting her in her recovery."

"Go ahead, Damian." Tom smiled, "I'm sure your eager to check on her."

Sabine nodded along, "We plan on closing at 5pm so we have time to visit and prepare for tomorrow."

Damian nodded his head and walked past the group.

---

Damian sighed as he sat in the hospital chair; Marinette still unconcious in the hospital bed. As he grabbed her hand, her eyelashes fluttered. He grip tightened around hers.

"Habibiti!" he called out.

"Hey, you." Marinette whispered, looking at him.

"Marinette!" Tikki cried out, hugging her cheek.

"Hey to you, too." she answered.

Damian quickly composed himself, "I have everything under control. You just rest."

"Even the cat?" Mari questioned.

"Especially him." he growled out, "I'll declaw him, if I have to, and have back up in an hour."

Marinette smiled, "What would I do without you?"

Damian chuckled, "I thought I was marrying a secret Kryptonian. You do so much, Habibiti. I promise to do anything for you and to ease your burden."

"I love you, Damian." Marinette answered.

"I love you, Marinette." He replied, pressing the button on the bed.

"What?" she questioned, as a nurse quickly walked in.

Damian quickly stood up, "I'll call her parents. Make sure you have a listing of all medical exams for me."

"Dami?" Mari called out, confused.

He smirked, "Don't worry; they were already planning on closing early. You do so much; let us return the favor. I'll take care of the bakery so they can spend more time with you before tomorrow."

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[pilosophos]

"Substitute Teacher" 24 May 2024

[stimboards-for-you]

Pokemon Substitute Doll Stimboard

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[fabtastic123]

Real life quotes I’ve heard from my students as a student intern and now as a substitute teacher:

1.) “…stick to stripping kid”

2.) “they don’t talk about the crabs in the sparksnote” (I wish so much that I could remember the context for this)

3.) (when asked what his goal for the new year is) “to shake off them haters like my boy: Taylor Swift”

4.) “you should look at google images of mayonnaise and maybe you’ll feel better”

5.) (In regards to Astrology) “It’s celestial racism!” “It’s more fun than racism!”

6.) I do NOT spit on dogs”

7.) “can our team name be ‘team schmoney?’’’

8.) (in regards to Jay Gatsby) “he’s simping your honor!”

9.) (while watching the great gatsby movie) “oh my god this is so gay ( nonderagoatory ofc)”

10.) “does this school have insurance for the rapturing?”

11.) Student: “I speak Italian: (in an awful Italian accent) spaghetti, pizza, croissants!”

Me: croissants are French

Student: oh fuck

I will continue to update as I attend more gigs lol

[raichuquest]

[beelzilla]

Substitute Guy deserves more lore, or at least an official name, tho I love how the Pokémon world has “generic Pokémon shape”

[lavenderbbydoll]

I have the sexiest substitute for math omg

[chalkmon]

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Substitute-Doll © Nintendo / Game Freak

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