#get summoned bitch

[starryeyeddreamer21]

Just imagining Lucifer, out of nowhere, maybe even in a public space, sticking out his hand to the side of him and everyone is just kind of confused about it

They ask him what he's doing but he's just "waiting"

A few seconds later Alastor appears out of the shadows just to hold his hand

[aphroditeinthesea]

accidentally thought abt canon jason grace for longer than 30 seconds

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Track list for Fig and the Cig Figs independently published Junior Year album (officially named “Infaethable”)

Teenage Rebellion

Night Yorb (a heavy metal banger)

Summer Scaries

Devils Nectar

Time Quangle (a love song about Ayda)

Multiclass (Gorgug sings on this!)

The Ballad Of Lucy Frostblade (Kristen was the one who convinced Fig to write this)

So Late, So Tactical

Do You Have A Fucking Warrant

Cassandra (Can You Hear Me)

Hall Of Mirrors

President Applebees (written entirely in the night after Kristen gets elected by a drunk Fig with extremely drunk notes by Kristen)

Raging For Love (inspired by Gorgug, of course)

The Elven Oracle (Has A Day Job) (So Stop Bothering Her)

Maximum Legend

Fury Of The Ball

Cursed

Infaethable

The Bad Kids

[introspectivememories]

absolutely obsessed with the idea of timbern being super secretive over bear's time in the cult.

on one hand, bear is wildly insecure of his scars from the cult. cause it's not like he fucking got them saving the city or helping someone, he was just stupid enough to get sucked into a cult. (a voice in the back of his head that sounds a lot like his therapist and tim tell him that kids are supposed to be stupid and that his time in the cult is more a reflection of the adults in his life than his own choices) anyway his back and legs are like a mess of scarring and normally he'd just tattoo over them but scars have to be a certain age before they're tattooable. so he now just covers them up.

on the other hand, tim is insanely protective over bear's traumas. like if he got any more protective he'd be like certified deranged. so he just straight up dodges or lies about bear's backstory. anyway all this to say, they're hanging out in the pool at the manor and nobody but them ws supposed to be home. so bear thinks it's safe to take off his shirt. they're both having fun until someone says behind bear, "dude... what happened to your back?" cue tim lunging at them like a rabid dog and bear struggling to hold tim back going "tim, tim, what the fuck, what the fuck????"

[battykodattr]

When someone multitooning ~15 cats is hogging the store clerk your partner needs to talk to. and tells your partner and anybody who tries to talk to the NPC to "Please go away!" for daring to also be playing the game

[pcktknife]

going 2 bed

[kacievvbbbb]

When the memes first came out I thought Megumi’s “with this treasure I summon” was just the new Katara’s “my mother… “ albeit without all the misogyny

But then I’ve been rewatching some scenes and Megs really does just be pulling this shit out the moment things get tough. 1st episode he already pulled up with the stance. Fushiguro Megumi where is the will to live 😭😭😭

[bacchuschucklefuck]

Are your future bad kids like. Living in one house together or is the friendship more casual wrt to work and stuff?

oh absolutely not they mostly have their own spaces! fabian is flying around in the seacaster mansion, adaine has an apartment around the area riz's detective office is, kristen is still based in elmville so she can keep an eye out for her siblings. fig gorgug and riz technically share a house but fig moves between like five different addresses whenever she feels like it and riz spends about equal time at his offices and at everyone's places. the thing is I don't think the adventurer circles are that big? and when you grow up with that you eventually keep running into the same people. and also the bad kids still definitely spend every single holiday together regardless of what any of them individually has going on

[voidsentprinces]

No ones a bigger Emet-Selch hater than G'raha Tia.

[toriliashine]

Multiclassed wyll into a warlock/ranger. Best decision I've ever made, live your Disney princess with a gun truth man

[childofaura]

Ok again I’m not back completely on Tumblr yet but

Since we finally got to the ending of this stupid, horrible book, I can say this:

“I don’t care HOW much creepy, obsessive and violating ‘romantic’ dialogue you give Gullveig/Seidr, I am NOT mourning her death!”

So with the end of this book, we literally still have the plotholes of:

With the Summoner never having explicitly agreed to making a child with Seidr, WHO was the child supposed to be and why even include that in the story? Because clearly it wasn’t Heidr since she wasn’t born in the light of Vanaheimr.

Why does Seidr not remember her time as Kvasir? And no, putting in a “Oh you’ll have to explain it to us!” out of story isn’t cute, it’s lazy and shitty writing.

And plus that “final battle” was SOOOOO anti-climactic. And it felt like there was NO stakes since Seidr just magically pulls Kvasir and Gullveig out of death and into the convenient magical realm outside of time.

This book sucked ass and I’m glad Kvasir and Gullveig are dead. I’m glad this book is over. I just hope the next book isn’t also just some overly smutty-designed characters and low grade writing.

(Ok now I’m back to my Tumblr break, won’t respond or answer any asks sorry!)

[passumstars]

I will likely never get to do anything with her

[moe-broey]

Sharena: Beautiful, radiant, stunning, shining SO brightly

Moe: Looks like it's in physical pain but it's happy. I promise 👍

Doodle............

[neferess]

me watching the warlocks in the raid do fuck all about summoning the folks who (died) during wing 1 lfr until some rando pulls the boss

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

Poor Yuuta 😆

What's he gonna do when someone tells him Todo punched His Boy™️ through a wall

And really, what's with every person ripping of their shirt or being shirtless while fighting Megumi. Sukuna is the worst offender of course, and their's also Todo, even Mahoraga didn't have a shirt. We're obviously excluding Toji.

Also, being offended at a low bounty is so Sukuna 🤣 That entire post was hilarious, especially the tags.

The other second years decide that they need to shield Yuuta from the knowledge that this ever happened because if he did he’d kill todo and then feel bad about killing him and it’s just be enormously inconvenient to maki specifically who would have to hear about it.

They also decide that this is immediately a mission doomed for failure because Inumaki’s a spineless simp who will absolutely spill the beans to his boy (his boy being Yuuta).

So they tell Todo that if he values his life (doubtful—maki has sincere doubts as to its value and feels even todo must know that) he’ll find a border and get over it because Yuuta will break his fucking spine if he finds out someone beat the shit out of Megumi specifically as a way to goad Yuuta himself. Fuck around, find out. Yuuta’s not letting anyone use megumi against him and he’s willing to make an example to ensure future safety.

Sukuna feels the Zenin were on point with the brat’s valuation (if not too generous) but he’s in here too and he’s a fucking gold standard of targets. What the fuck why is the bounty so low. He’s the king of curses and he’s getting the valuation of an idiot high schooler with a crush. There’s no respect nowadays.

Yuuji has to hear a lot about how the price on his head is not good enough for Sukuna.

[savageboar]

tbh i think that. yeah the most challenging pokemon side games that still are hard af as an adult are conquest and ranger. like those games pull no punches.