#get summoned bitch

[starryeyeddreamer21]

Just imagining Lucifer, out of nowhere, maybe even in a public space, sticking out his hand to the side of him and everyone is just kind of confused about it

They ask him what he's doing but he's just "waiting"

A few seconds later Alastor appears out of the shadows just to hold his hand

[aphroditeinthesea]

accidentally thought abt canon jason grace for longer than 30 seconds

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Track list for Fig and the Cig Figs independently published Junior Year album (officially named “Infaethable”)

Teenage Rebellion

Night Yorb (a heavy metal banger)

Summer Scaries

Devils Nectar

Time Quangle (a love song about Ayda)

Multiclass (Gorgug sings on this!)

The Ballad Of Lucy Frostblade (Kristen was the one who convinced Fig to write this)

So Late, So Tactical

Do You Have A Fucking Warrant

Cassandra (Can You Hear Me)

Hall Of Mirrors

President Applebees (written entirely in the night after Kristen gets elected by a drunk Fig with extremely drunk notes by Kristen)

Raging For Love (inspired by Gorgug, of course)

The Elven Oracle (Has A Day Job) (So Stop Bothering Her)

Maximum Legend

Fury Of The Ball

Cursed

Infaethable

The Bad Kids

[usedtobethelegendcreator]

Dear all the crossover “Who would win” polls that shit on Alastor,

There’s a lot more, but I think I’ve made my point.

Sincerely, someone who reads the wiki pages for the characters in the polls and remains very unimpressed.

[introspectivememories]

absolutely obsessed with the idea of timbern being super secretive over bear's time in the cult.

on one hand, bear is wildly insecure of his scars from the cult. cause it's not like he fucking got them saving the city or helping someone, he was just stupid enough to get sucked into a cult. (a voice in the back of his head that sounds a lot like his therapist and tim tell him that kids are supposed to be stupid and that his time in the cult is more a reflection of the adults in his life than his own choices) anyway his back and legs are like a mess of scarring and normally he'd just tattoo over them but scars have to be a certain age before they're tattooable. so he now just covers them up.

on the other hand, tim is insanely protective over bear's traumas. like if he got any more protective he'd be like certified deranged. so he just straight up dodges or lies about bear's backstory. anyway all this to say, they're hanging out in the pool at the manor and nobody but them ws supposed to be home. so bear thinks it's safe to take off his shirt. they're both having fun until someone says behind bear, "dude... what happened to your back?" cue tim lunging at them like a rabid dog and bear struggling to hold tim back going "tim, tim, what the fuck, what the fuck????"

[breaking-everything]

Elon should just try to colonize the fucking sun in a scorching blaze. His midlife crisis is painful to watch. Now he's doing open Nazi salutes and meddling in other governments like the unloved parasitical piece of nepobaby shit he is.

What an embarrassment. That's America's Shadow President Courtesy of Donald Trump and he's a washed out desperate divorced vibe middle aged dad fuck that tries too hard to fit in with what he perceives as the "cool kids".

Maybe that cybertruck he has in that deformed chest of his will finally explode and we'll be free of his stupid bullshit.

[battykodattr]

When someone multitooning ~15 cats is hogging the store clerk your partner needs to talk to. and tells your partner and anybody who tries to talk to the NPC to "Please go away!" for daring to also be playing the game

[pcktknife]

going 2 bed

[kacievvbbbb]

When the memes first came out I thought Megumi’s “with this treasure I summon” was just the new Katara’s “my mother… “ albeit without all the misogyny

But then I’ve been rewatching some scenes and Megs really does just be pulling this shit out the moment things get tough. 1st episode he already pulled up with the stance. Fushiguro Megumi where is the will to live 😭😭😭

[bacchuschucklefuck]

Are your future bad kids like. Living in one house together or is the friendship more casual wrt to work and stuff?

oh absolutely not they mostly have their own spaces! fabian is flying around in the seacaster mansion, adaine has an apartment around the area riz's detective office is, kristen is still based in elmville so she can keep an eye out for her siblings. fig gorgug and riz technically share a house but fig moves between like five different addresses whenever she feels like it and riz spends about equal time at his offices and at everyone's places. the thing is I don't think the adventurer circles are that big? and when you grow up with that you eventually keep running into the same people. and also the bad kids still definitely spend every single holiday together regardless of what any of them individually has going on

[voidsentprinces]

No ones a bigger Emet-Selch hater than G'raha Tia.

[moe-broey]

Also making a separate appreciation post for Moe GRISPING HIM. READY TO ATTACK. LUNGE and KILL‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

And Alfonse doesn't even flinch, he just goes

And braces for impact.

Also also ADDITIONAL APPRECIATION. FOR

Woulgh.

Was just gonna tag ramble BUT. NO. MAIN POST. I'm SUCH A FAN of the faces here. Moe's delayed reaction time, or just. Having really neutral reactions to getting scuffed up or the like. Autism creature. COMBINED with Alfonse's overt panic and instant like REFLEXIVE instinct to catch Moe. LIKE REALLY REALLY FUN pose in general!!!!! But ALSO. THEY'RE SO. EXPLODES 💥💥💥💥💥

[leafuxxtea]

can people stop drawing well, I'm like this 👌 close to making a pact with the devil

[childofaura]

Ok again I’m not back completely on Tumblr yet but

Since we finally got to the ending of this stupid, horrible book, I can say this:

“I don’t care HOW much creepy, obsessive and violating ‘romantic’ dialogue you give Gullveig/Seidr, I am NOT mourning her death!”

So with the end of this book, we literally still have the plotholes of:

With the Summoner never having explicitly agreed to making a child with Seidr, WHO was the child supposed to be and why even include that in the story? Because clearly it wasn’t Heidr since she wasn’t born in the light of Vanaheimr.

Why does Seidr not remember her time as Kvasir? And no, putting in a “Oh you’ll have to explain it to us!” out of story isn’t cute, it’s lazy and shitty writing.

And plus that “final battle” was SOOOOO anti-climactic. And it felt like there was NO stakes since Seidr just magically pulls Kvasir and Gullveig out of death and into the convenient magical realm outside of time.

This book sucked ass and I’m glad Kvasir and Gullveig are dead. I’m glad this book is over. I just hope the next book isn’t also just some overly smutty-designed characters and low grade writing.

(Ok now I’m back to my Tumblr break, won’t respond or answer any asks sorry!)

[passumstars]

I will likely never get to do anything with her

[neferess]

me watching the warlocks in the raid do fuck all about summoning the folks who (died) during wing 1 lfr until some rando pulls the boss