#hood jjk

[emonaculate]

Hood jjk really has become such a vocal stim for me; why am I walking around saying turn me up fuck nigga for no reason??

[nouveauxamoris]

someone’s been watching 2 much hood jjk (the someone is me)

RBS APPRECIATED!

[epickiya722]

Watching the second episode of Rabsopetty's Hood JJK and I have tears in my eyes. These lines are mad hilarious.

[kacievvbbbb]

When the memes first came out I thought Megumi’s “with this treasure I summon” was just the new Katara’s “my mother… “ albeit without all the misogyny

But then I’ve been rewatching some scenes and Megs really does just be pulling this shit out the moment things get tough. 1st episode he already pulled up with the stance. Fushiguro Megumi where is the will to live 😭😭😭

[chiarrara]

hood jjk living in my mind rent free

[tojisth3rdwife]

“DAMMIT MY PARLAY!!”

- TN Toji 😎

[hopelessbluekiss]

Geto and Gojo just like us fr 🤣 #jjkedit #jujutsukaisen #anime #gojo #go...

[thenixkat]

"I can't even chase paper, why the fuck you think I'm gonna chase my food?!"

[noctemys]

writing prompts! hood!jjk edition (part 1?):

from the RabSoPetty Hood!Jujutsu Kaisen: Shibuya Incident [here]

50 prompts for rp, writing, getcho paper up!

"Ayoo, drop whatever you doin' nggas outside tonight, yes sir!"

2. "It's a little situation out of Shibuya tonight, so we pullin' up to the function type shit.''

3. "Some of us have to be sorcerers when we clock in."

4. "Ngga I'mma Sorcerer every time I step out the crib don't play with me."

5. "All of us non-Gojo level sorcerers actually gotta work when we at work."

6. "I'mma ignore this hatin' ass energy you got on your spirit right now."

7. "Aight then, ngga, more hoes for me."

8. "Bitch ngga, don't rush me."

9. "No more of them glass bones and paper skin shit, let's get it."

10. "Getcho snitchin ass out the spot."

11. "You ain't sayin' shit, ngga, what's it gone be?"

12. "You got some heart, don't you Pinocchio?"

13. "Oh this ngga pulling out Gundams and shit!"

14. "Who do these nggas think they is?"

15. "Mhhm, turn me up, ngga. Let's get active."

16. "C'mon, Mech, you've done seen it all. You got every squabble in 4K my ngga and enough cursed energy to blow this bitch up."

17. "Fuck it, let's get active then! Bitch you know I stay loaded!"

18. "That's Young Mechamaru ngga, Gundam ain't got shit on me!"

19. "Put that shit on, shut that shit down, really do it for the hoes. That's why I'm pulling up at the function with my twin."

20. "Bitch, I been on you for the last two months and he already in the car?"

21. "Let me slide past you real quick."

22. "Real ngga coming through."

23. "I can't get these red bottoms dirty."

24. "Hmm, aw shit, hide the money there's broke nggas in the building."

25. "Hoes ain't stopping no smoke!"

26. "Bitch not now, the opps pressing me."

27. "Aight then, let's get active fuck nggas, and make this quick I'm trying to enjoy the party."

28. "Get your broke ass hands away from me."

29. "Fuck the opps ngga, where the hoes at?"

30. "These nggas scaring the hoes by pressing me."

31. "It's always you broke ass gas station tee wearing nggas that ruin the function for everybody."

32. "Go band for band then fuck ngga."

33. "What's that smell?"

34. "That's a whole three hundred dollar bottle of Dior slathered on a Gucci button up something your broke ass nostrils ain't accustomed to. But you wanna go band for band with your taekwood essence."

35. "Not the bath and body works!"

36. "Getcho paper up!"

37. "Domain Expansion: Limitless Bands"

38. "I'd rather be bitch-made and free than a locked up 'real ngga.'"

39. "Don't get caught lackin' fuck ngga."

40. "Free big G till it's backwards!"

41. "Oh god, I'm sliding for Gojo."

42. "Why you standing there all menacingly and shit?"

43. "Aye, ngga you seen my son?"

44. "Stop with the fuck shit, you scaring the hoes!"

45. "Free Gojo till it's backwards."

46. "Domain Expansion: Red Lobster Hotbox."

47. "Ain't no way blood, my blood!"

48. "I need me a claw cracker!"

49. "I can't even chase paper, why the fuck you think I'm gonna chase my food?!"

50. "Crack a crab!"

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Rip Rich Homie Quan

[1d0what1want]

I had to crash at the shelter for a few days so I wasn't able to play Pokemon unite with my team.

Turns out while I was gone they got nothing but lose streaks...

...When I get out of here...

[imaginarylungfish]

wait have y'all seen this?

[raerocheart]

Free Big G till its backwards!

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[hinamie]

close again and closer still

[gojosoups]

Where Will You Go? ── teaser

red hood! geto suguru x reader | 18+, batman au

cw: blood, slight violence, graphic content, mentions of guns/bullets

Is this how he was going to die—again?

Suguru thought, leaning against the grimy walls of the ally way, painted in all kinds of piss and vomit from strangers after a drunk night out. A gloved leather hand clutching onto the gaping bullet wound in his side, blood seeping through his fingers.

Of course, he could always call Satoru—or even him. But Suguru's ego wouldn't allow that. He'd rather eat shit and glass before even thinking of calling his deadbeat adoptive dad.

Suguru felt like he was hallucinating, or maybe the blood loss was finally getting to his head. Because even in this state, all he could think about was you.

His helmet-clad head leaning against the brick wall as he feels lightheaded, thoughts clouded by your honey-sweet lips and soft hands. Thoughts of how you would take care of him, his every bruise and cut with your featherlight touch and sweet kisses. Lips pressed against his scarred skin, with a promise to "help it heal faster."

Never once did you question where—or how—he got them. And yet, with each new injury, you became worse at concealing the worry in your eyes, or the furrow of your brows every time he came to your care.

It was selfish of him to rope you into his life. But even now, clad in his Red Hood gear, bleeding out in a filthy ally, Suguru Geto wanted to be selfish.

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