#hood jjk

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Rip Rich Homie Quan

[nouveauxamoris]

someone’s been watching 2 much hood jjk (the someone is me)

RBS APPRECIATED!

[kacievvbbbb]

When the memes first came out I thought Megumi’s “with this treasure I summon” was just the new Katara’s “my mother… “ albeit without all the misogyny

But then I’ve been rewatching some scenes and Megs really does just be pulling this shit out the moment things get tough. 1st episode he already pulled up with the stance. Fushiguro Megumi where is the will to live 😭😭😭

[chiarrara]

hood jjk living in my mind rent free

[slutshamethesquirrels]

whenever i have a bad day i just turn on hood jjk and let my brain go.

there is no pain, only a $300 bottle of dior slathered on a gucci button up

there is only limitless bands and limitless hands hoe

there is only hatin and yappin and hatin and yappin

there is only i think the escort bitch free fallin rn

there is only imma pull up on his ass and put him on a t-shirt

there is only fuck ur dusty ass shades and ur struggle ass starter locs

there is only i aint seen u since they took my food stamps in '82

theres only fuck u this old spice

theres only im not gonna be the one lying to nanami about no hoes

[hopelessbluekiss]

Geto and Gojo just like us fr 🤣 #jjkedit #jujutsukaisen #anime #gojo #go...

[thenixkat]

"I can't even chase paper, why the fuck you think I'm gonna chase my food?!"

[1d0what1want]

I had to crash at the shelter for a few days so I wasn't able to play Pokemon unite with my team.

Turns out while I was gone they got nothing but lose streaks...

...When I get out of here...

[imaginarylungfish]

wait have y'all seen this?

[noctemys]

writing prompts! hood!jjk edition (part 1?):

from the RabSoPetty Hood!Jujutsu Kaisen: Shibuya Incident [here]

50 prompts for rp, writing, getcho paper up!

"Ayoo, drop whatever you doin' nggas outside tonight, yes sir!"

2. "It's a little situation out of Shibuya tonight, so we pullin' up to the function type shit.''

3. "Some of us have to be sorcerers when we clock in."

4. "Ngga I'mma Sorcerer every time I step out the crib don't play with me."

5. "All of us non-Gojo level sorcerers actually gotta work when we at work."

6. "I'mma ignore this hatin' ass energy you got on your spirit right now."

7. "Aight then, ngga, more hoes for me."

8. "Bitch ngga, don't rush me."

9. "No more of them glass bones and paper skin shit, let's get it."

10. "Getcho snitchin ass out the spot."

11. "You ain't sayin' shit, ngga, what's it gone be?"

12. "You got some heart, don't you Pinocchio?"

13. "Oh this ngga pulling out Gundams and shit!"

14. "Who do these nggas think they is?"

15. "Mhhm, turn me up, ngga. Let's get active."

16. "C'mon, Mech, you've done seen it all. You got every squabble in 4K my ngga and enough cursed energy to blow this bitch up."

17. "Fuck it, let's get active then! Bitch you know I stay loaded!"

18. "That's Young Mechamaru ngga, Gundam ain't got shit on me!"

19. "Put that shit on, shut that shit down, really do it for the hoes. That's why I'm pulling up at the function with my twin."

20. "Bitch, I been on you for the last two months and he already in the car?"

21. "Let me slide past you real quick."

22. "Real ngga coming through."

23. "I can't get these red bottoms dirty."

24. "Hmm, aw shit, hide the money there's broke nggas in the building."

25. "Hoes ain't stopping no smoke!"

26. "Bitch not now, the opps pressing me."

27. "Aight then, let's get active fuck nggas, and make this quick I'm trying to enjoy the party."

28. "Get your broke ass hands away from me."

29. "Fuck the opps ngga, where the hoes at?"

30. "These nggas scaring the hoes by pressing me."

31. "It's always you broke ass gas station tee wearing nggas that ruin the function for everybody."

32. "Go band for band then fuck ngga."

33. "What's that smell?"

34. "That's a whole three hundred dollar bottle of Dior slathered on a Gucci button up something your broke ass nostrils ain't accustomed to. But you wanna go band for band with your taekwood essence."

35. "Not the bath and body works!"

36. "Getcho paper up!"

37. "Domain Expansion: Limitless Bands"

38. "I'd rather be bitch-made and free than a locked up 'real ngga.'"

39. "Don't get caught lackin' fuck ngga."

40. "Free big G till it's backwards!"

41. "Oh god, I'm sliding for Gojo."

42. "Why you standing there all menacingly and shit?"

43. "Aye, ngga you seen my son?"

44. "Stop with the fuck shit, you scaring the hoes!"

45. "Free Gojo till it's backwards."

46. "Domain Expansion: Red Lobster Hotbox."

47. "Ain't no way blood, my blood!"

48. "I need me a claw cracker!"

49. "I can't even chase paper, why the fuck you think I'm gonna chase my food?!"

50. "Crack a crab!"

[raerocheart]

Free Big G till its backwards!

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[hinamie]

close again and closer still

[luvf4ngz]

MAKE A MESS! - where my faves like to cum <3

ft. jason todd, illumi zoldyck, choso kamo

Contents: Breeding, Mentions Of Starting A Family, Oral (Male Receiving), Reader Wears Makeup, Mentions of Cervix Fucking. Handjobs, Cum Eating, Dacryphilia, Overstimulation, Slight Possessiveness

Word Count: 1164

It’s him you’re tasting so reverently.

JASON TODD

Jason doesn’t understand why you always do that, but he can’t say that he’s complaining. The sight of you savoring his cum, staring up at him with doe eyes blown dark with lust - face flushed, moaning as you allow it to sit on your tongue never fails to bring a heated flush to his face. And when you swallow it down greedily, sticking your pink tongue out at him to show your now empty mouth?

It makes him hard again every. single. time. 

Whenever you give him a handjob - when your smaller hands work up and down his fat cock, stroking over every vein and sensitive spot - it doesn’t take long before he’s finishing. His load is thick as it flows from the tip of his cock, dribbling down his shaft and coating your hands. It always ends the same. First you gently lap up his seed, looking up at him with those soft, needy eyes as you clean him up, before you raise your dirtied fingers to your mouth, sucking off his cum from your digits with a satisfied hum. 

It makes his cock spring back to life, harder and redder than before. 

And now he’s inside your slick walls, pummeling into you at a hard and rough pace. He just can’t control himself. No matter how much he wants to be gentle with you, your addictive moans and warm walls just make him lose all control. Low groans spill from his mouth as his hands grip the soft flesh of your hips tighter. 

His cock is so big that it nudges at your cervix every time he bottoms out, and it’s so girthy that he stretches you out like no other. You’re left cockdrunk beneath him, able to do nothing but let out wanton whines and dig your nails into his back. Each drag of his walls ignites the fire in your stomach, each hit against your sweet spot has you seeing stars, the pressure in your lower stomach increasing more and more.

He pulls out when he feels he’s close to finishing, large hand pumping at his glossy cock as he aims at your stomach. It’s a warm, sticky mess that splatters against your skin, and again, you do it. You reach your hand down, scooping his seed onto your fingers before bringing them to your mouth.

Your tongue sticks out to collect the salty liquid, running up your digits sensually, before you push the two fingers into your mouth and suck. 

Fuck. 

He’s hard again.

Does it taste good? Do you genuinely like it? Or do you just do this to tease him?

He doesn’t know, and at this point he never will. All he knows is that he needs to feel you wrapped around his cock again. 

ILLUMI ZOLDYCK

This man is obsessed with breeding you. Everytime he fucks you, there’s sure to be a messy white ring at the base of his cock that drips down his balls to dirty the sheets. You’re not sure how he has this much stamina, but you can’t say you’re surprised - considering his training and occupation. 

You feel so fucking full. You’ve lost count of how many loads are inside you, heating up your insides and acting as lube for Illumi to keep fucking you harder and faster. 

The slick sounds echoing the walls are almost too much, making the tips of your ears feel hot from embarrassment. Each thrust from Illumi makes sickening squelching sounds and achingly loud wet slaps. 

You’re going crazy, drooling and moaning against the pillow as Ilumi continues to have his way with you and abuse your aching cunt. There’s so much cum inside you that it’s leaking out, flowing out the sides of Illumi’s pale cock to smear against your thighs. 

“I’m going to fill you up so well, my dear. I’ll start a family with you. We’ll make such strong children. You’d like that, wouldn’t you?” He murmurs lowly, voice dripping with dominance and lust, fingers digging further into your hips. 

It’s overflowing at this point. Illumi’s cock is covered more and more with a white sheen every time he pulls back.

You’re so sore, it makes you want to cry. The overstimulation makes your body tremble against the bed, filling your brain with static and your veins with lava. 

You feel wet. Messy. Dirty. But still you can’t help but want more.

Illumi’s hips stutter a bit, and you feel him twitch inside you. He groans as another flood of hot cum fills your womb, making you moan out. 

S’too much. S’too hot. You’re too full.

Your thoughts are slurred, head shrouded in heat.

Illumi stills for a bit, chest rising and falling heavily, until… he starts moving once more - hips drawing back to slam against yours again and again and again, until you’re sobbing and gasping and shaking.

He won’t stop until he really knocks you up this time. 

CHOSO KAMO

It’s Choso’s guilty pleasure to see his cum painting your face. He wonders what all the other sorcerers would say about you if they found out you had such lewd preferences. 

There’s just something about seeing your pretty face ruined by him that makes him go crazy. Your mascara always runs down your cheeks when you go down on him. It’s not that he’s ever particularly rough with you, but the length of his cock alone is enough to make you choke and gag, your lipstick always smears against your cheeks and stains his pretty cock with whatever color you decided to sport that day. 

The slurred moans you let out against his cock turns into soft vibrating rumbles, urging him to tangle his fingers into your hair. He tries not to, but he always ends up taking control. He uses his grip on you to urge you up and down to his liking. Each time you hollow your cheeks or move your tongue against his length makes him lose his mind.

When he’s close - when his stomach tightens up and his thighs clench; when the coil inside him unravels along with his mind - he pulls you off of him to blow his load on your face.

You somehow still look innocent, even with his seed dripping from you. You stare up at him with those pretty eyes of yours that he adores. 

There’s something so intimate about this - about your precious face being tainted and ruined by him. It almost evens stirs a hint of possessiveness in him. He relishes in the fact that no one is able to do this to you but him. No one can see how your tongue darts out the lap at the cum dribbling near your lips, no one can see how the white sheen mixes with the colours of your cosmetics, no one can see how you drag your fingers across your face to push his cum into your mouth. It’s him you’re tasting so reverently.

It’s truly a sight to behold. 

Thank you so much for reading! A comment or reblog is much appreciated. Have a great day <3

- sumi ☆ミ

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[damianwaynerocks]

did tom taylor just make jujutsu kaisen and dc comics exist in the same universe

[uc1wa]

☆ KINKTOBER ‘23 ☆

welcome to xi’s kinktober schedule! enjoy your stay

CONTENTS CONTAIN DARK THEMES

OCT. 1 … PUBLIC SEX, SEX POLLEN WITH DICK GRAYSON

OCT. 6 … HATE SEX , BREATH PLAY WITH JASON TODD

OCT. 11 … OVERSTIMULATION WITH JAIME REYES

OCT. 17 … KNIFE PLAY , GUN PLAY WITH JASON TODD

OCT. 24 … CORRUPTION , DADDY KINK WITH GETO SUGURU

OCT. 28 … DUMBIFICATION , BREEDING WITH TOJI FUSHIGURO

OCT. 31 … SLUTTY UNI!BOY HALLOWEEN!