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Tbh sometimes school history Is so fun bc you'll learn about a pope u hate so much a nepotism bitch who regarded himself as 'vicar of christ' instead of saint Peter but who at one point gets slapped at his home city by a member of a family who's a storic rival to his and be so deeply offended and horrified by that gesture that he dies not long afterwards
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im convinced that exandrian halloween originates as a festival in whitestone, i have to imagine at some point they're like oh ok this town's actually haunted let's eat candy and get hammered about it. people old enough to remember the occupation are like hell yeah sun tree's still up, time to put fake cobwebs on it, the roots are just SURROUNDED by jack-o-lanterns. the slayer's cake does a line of spooky-themed sweets and at least three of them are named with dunks on the briarwoods. garlands of fake bats with goofy faces on them. cats everywhere. scanlan does thriller and only some people get retraumatized. the de rolos hand out king-sized candy bars. percy's goth ass is having a WHALE of a time
#'pike's GET DUNKED ON PURPLE BITCH jewel cake'#briarwoods are still dead who wants kit-kats#critical role#percy de rolo
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I gotta sleep on this finale and coalesce my thoughts, but this episode went to the greatest lengths to have each and every one of the characters tell Boston that he should "improve" himself. That his current character is not palatable to anyone -- his "friends", his boyfriend.
Boston was ostracized, isolated and berated to the point that it completely shattered his sense of self. He went from this
To this
This is where the show left him -- alone, dejected, and questioning every single part of identity. And I am raging mad about this.
#friends i am gonna die furious about this#boston deserved better!#the show had every one of those bitches dunk on boston#i had to watch fucking mew ray and cheum step on boston's back to get on their fucking high horses#what the fuck was even that???#only friends the series#only friends meta#ofts#ofts meta#bostonnick#only friends boston#neo trai#jojo tichakorn
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me in the room for franthony on a friday? you better believe it, lads
l.s. dunes @ glasgow 24/05/24
#i have clips to post#but i’m not home till after slam dunk 🫡#but i have more#these bitches were quipping at each other all night i hate them. get a room#frank iero#ls dunes#anthony green#franthony#mine
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No ones a bigger Emet-Selch hater than G'raha Tia.
#{ even if the narrative forgot about it briefly in Ultima Thule }#{ Everyone is like OH NO DONT GO EMET }#{ G'raha should of been: OUT LIVED YOU BITCH! BYE! }#{ G'raha: Your aim? TRASH! Your plan? FLAWED! You are a troll? IM STOPPING YOUR PLAN! Tried to kill me? SUMMONING HELP FOR FRIEND }#{ GET DUNKED BITCH }
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guess who just got diagnosed with complex ptsd
#imagine going to therapy just to get an ocd and autism diagnosis#and then suddenly getting dropkicked and slam dunked like BET YOU DIDNT KNOW YOUR POST TRAUMATIC WAS ALSO STRESS DISORDERING#DUMBASS BITCH#Im joking to cope about it but actually getting this dropped on me when I wasnt expecting it at all is kinda really stressful#and the therapy alone was already making me anxious and hard to work on drawings and comic pages and stuff#so if I start falling back on that and not interacting with people a lot for a couple more days then understand that is why#but I also draw to cope with things so you will either see that or a sudden influx of Noriel drawings#no inbetween#canischat#I genuinelly think Im going to throw up lol
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What do you think of Lamari (Laios and Namari)? Both as a ship and the relationship between the two.
I don’t like it sorry broski 😔 Seeing them interacting in ep 9 again made me see the appeal more, it’s cute how they interact, how they trust each other’s abilities and judgement! But ship wise…… I can’t. I’ve been seeing cute fanart of them around though, and I know a few people on discord that like them too. Like hmmm I guess I can see the appeal in the dynamic even if it doesn’t grab me but I can’t form a narrative for them… Usually I need both to truly get into a ship, a dynamic I find fun or interesting + some sort of progression and impact it’d leave on the characters, I don’t really see the character/relationship arc that’d happen, or at least not one eventful enough for me. When it comes to how I think their relationship is during canon, I see it as being professional and hinting at maybe friends, a neutral rather than negative thing mind you.
With Laios, well I’ve spoken about his character and arc before a bunch, but with Namari the part that interests me most is the whole exile thing, how she works hard to fit in both with keeping a good work reputation and shaving, for example, and how she’s not all that good with it because of presumably her bold personality... Because of this and more, and spoilers but I’ve planning on making a rarepair post about it for a while, I like shipping her with Toshiro mainly. I think that she balances out his doormat tendency but his cool attitude would be soothing and grounding and- Well gdbdgdg you see how it is. And to a certain extent I can see why people would want to apply the same logic to lamari, but… I don’t even think Namari and Laios would be able to bond over both being foreigners much tbh, I feel like Laios would sort of remain an odd mystery to her and though they could connect in a weird roundabout way I don’t think they’d exactly understand each other— and see this is the part of lamari appeal I get, the sort of tentative tension of "oh you actually respect me. That feels… Rare. And nice." Thouuugh like I was saying to be fair, it’s true Laios also tries and fails to fit in so that could be an interesting angle to go at it with. I think Namari wants stability and I just don’t really think it complements Laios well. I think trust’s the most important thing with Laios so on his side him liking her enough to be interested or open to a relationship I could see, though in a kinda mild and dry way imo… Like with Laios especially when defining how he and someone fall in love, there are sort of two modes right, and of course these coexist to some degree, but there’s Laios being his partner’s silly goober, and there’s Laios being very mature, more of his subdued stoic but composed self, all king-like, the more like connecting through meaningful conversations side. And idk how to put it into words but with lamari, I feel like Namari being paired with him doesn’t give a fresh spin on the former, and with the latter I feel like they’d always keep missing each other halfway communication wise, I don’t see them ever getting to that level where they deeply intuitively know and understand each other and how they work, maybe Laios -> Namari yes but Namari -> Laios I don’t see it, like I said I think it’d remain like, a mystery that nags at her and she might feel attracted if anything, but I can’t see them as more than casually dating idkk idk.
Namari has that fun ‘gets fired up about what odd things Laios is doing and reigns him back in’ dynamic but it’s something that literally so many other characters have too. I’m not knee deep into Namari yet so who knows maybe I have a wrong angle, but I did start giving her some thoughts bc I have a fic I have in mind for toshimari I wanna do. But yes it’s cute how protective she can get even if it’s shouty or tough love, like how she looks out for Laios’ equipment and for him not to get scammed, or brings in Toshiro here in the convo because she doesn’t want Toshiro to do his conflict avoidance thing and not stand up for himself & stay in the party even if it sucks hah. That bold borderline rude protective personality of hers with that awkwardness with intimacy/non-professional relationships is what’s unique to her I think, but yeah the laios & namari duo strikes me as strangely distant yet strangely interested coworkers who exhange glances over the cashier desk but personally I can’t see myself doing anything with that.
I’m not here to say it’s a bad ship or anything obviously! It just really doesn’t call to me personally and I don’t see stuff with them that I’d find interesting to analyze, if anything it’d involve the wider party a lot. I do want to make a masterpost on Laios’ career history and the old members of his party so I might analyze how Namari and he interact in those pre-canon comics idk. But yeahh like I find nothing to dig deeper at personally, you could make cute fics of them hinting at interest between the two, if Laios went to get drinks with her at a tavern etc etc, but all I see with them is just what canon straightforwardly showed us and I don’t get the urge to explore the possibility of them at all.
Sorry to disappoint, but yeah I won’t be a good source of lamari content or thoughts. I have wayy too many drafts I actually want to get out so I’ll be storing further Laios & Namari analysis for a big maybe, one day. I feel so bad I really hate to be negative at all and as a fellow rareshipper I send u my best wishes truly, good luck y’all deserve fellow stans and content. Feel free to leave pro-lamari arguments in the comments or reblogs if you want idm but preferably not asks (and just don’t be aggressive & don’t expect me to respond/react 🫶) like truly this post isn’t meant as a diss but anon asked me about my personal thoughts so… I love youuu lamaris hope y’all thrive 🙇🙇
Trying to think of crumbs and it’s true she blushed when she saw him in his cape at the end so y’all got that W. Namari having a thing for tallmen is so real
Edit: oh she went with him for equipment shopping… Ok that’s cute
#Ask#Should I tag? I did end up saying some interesting stuff I think but I feel like i shouldn’t since it still isn’t exactly positive#I made a dunmeshi shipping chart… Was hesitating on posting but maybe it’d be kinda useful after all lol#I don’t really want to get asked about any random dunmeshi ship but also if someone gives me an excuse to talk about my rarepairs…….#This isn’t intended as toshimari propaganda btw 😭 I hope it doesn’t come across that way the first mention is bc I think the comparison#gave smth to the convo the second is truly just to describe the moment and how it solidifies her character.#No pitting bad bitches against each other over here#Tried so hard to give you crumbs of analysis and positivity anon I’m sorryyyy i’m sorry OTL I crumble into dust hesitating on posting this#OH ALSO SEAGIRI YOU’RE A LEGEND I LOVE YOU#Lamari fanart and memes are always very cute and fun#No one is allowed to dunk on lamari in the notes of this 🔫 hush haters
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Could I trouble you to know what (if any) dark content or yandere content blogs you read? Especially any tf2 ones, I just want to know what you like since I am obsessed with your writing
i hate to disappoint, but i can't think of any other "dark writing" tf2 centric blogs. tumblr algorithm hardly ever promote fanfics, let alone ones with taboo content. it's frustratingly hard to find fellow writers, and i don't think i've encountered a tf2-centric dark writting account.
im not gonna lie. other than me and @fatgumsurpremacy-remastered i don't really know of anyone who writes tf2 content like i do. (by which i mean, in such a morbid/taboo fashion) sorry to disapoint, but personally, I like browsing the TF2 TV tropes page for TF2 and letting my sick mind run wild with pervy headcanons.
#anonymous#thank you so much for the ask! <3#i KNOW the tv tropes forums were criinge and we dunk on how early 2010s it could get#but there's still good resources there dammit!#it's not all tosh i prommy#nerd ass bitch post#anon like: 'hey any other smut authors like yr posting?' me: 'have you considered wikipedia?'
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its the boyyyyyyy (and shoko)
brain fell out so i drawed my sonic ocs uwu
#oc#arting#rowdy mcmutt#ive never posted art of shoko before but shes rowdy's friend but they also kind of hate each other lmao#wlw + mlm animosity vibe#rowdy is gay about sonic and shoko razzes him mercilessly#and then shoko is gay about rouge and rowdy dunks on her back#its a perfect system#i dont know if ive ever even talked about like.. rowdy lore on here?#he's a year younger than cream and they're best friends#and rowdy has a big puppy crush on sonic#and he babysits for knuckles (i have a knuckles fankid that i never talk about either lmao hes knuckles clone (shenanigans) his names boots#shoko and cream have a kind of on again off again thing#cause shoko realllly likes her and is nice to her but then she's kind of a bitch to other people#and cream gets upset about that and they break up and get back together fucking constantly#i have had these ocs since middle school they've got lore#shoko used to be a fox though and her name was shauna she was the same character just a different name and species#they were my big dumb sonic the next generation dumb bullshit characters i made up when i was 13 idfk#i actually lost the notebook most of my dumb sonic oc stuff was in at some point which is super sad :c#it also had a bunch of danny phnatom oc stuff about too :ccc#i am rambling about my guys but whatever i dont careeeeee
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i’m home !!
procedure went real well, everything was really smooth and almost as soon as they said, “you can count backwards if you want,” i don’t think i even said ten before i was suddenly in recovery and sipping some ginger ale.
honestly the worst part was the iv because they had to do it on the side of my wrist because apparently my veins are crooked ?? i just hate ivs anyway so that’s no surprise but other than that no complaints.
everyone was real nice and made sure i was well taken care of (my nurse even had me pee one more time before so she wouldn’t have to do a catheter which with my history…..thank you)
but yeah, i’ll have a follow up in about a month just to make sure everything’s good and the iud is doing its thing !!
i do have some cramping and bleeding but that’s normal, although a little funny because i literally just stopped my period yesterday but…oh well !! hopefully in a few months i won’t have hardly any so this we can handle and i hace some medicine (and my ~medicine) that’ll help so i’m all set.
mom had to go run some errands so my little recovery buddy is keeping me company. also, a moment of recognition for my new favorite shirt (thank you as always, Boss Dog Art; i’ve already got my eye on another one that says, “i think therefore i am against transphobia around the world” or something like that and it’s got a cool skeleton on it; this is my third shirt from them and they’re really comfy and good quality so not sponsored but check them out, they seem cool):
#It’s been a rough week leading up to this i’m not gonna lie#one of my neighbors was shooting on Sunday when i was in the pool#which i’m used to at this point#but for some reason i got triggered into a panic attack#and could not catch my breath#could not calm down for several minutes just scream crying#had to dunk my head underwater a few times and splash myself in the face#eventually i just buried my face in my towel and screamed cried until i physically had to stop#because i thought i was about to have a heart attack#so that wasn’t so chill#spent the rest of the day shaking#guess you just never know when it’s gonna hit!!#another plane has hit the ptsd towers#sorry#not for nothing though but the shooting stopped so there’s that#they probably thought someone had a fuckin’ ari aster movie turned up over here#nope just a mentally unstable bitch doing her best which clearly isn’t great but what can ya do!!#it was kinda funny though because i’ve been hesitant to go back out there since#but finally yesterday i had even worked longer the day before so i could really enjoy it#it had been sunny all day#no signs of rain#i’m ready to get some exercise in because i knew it might be a while#before i can again so i was really looking forward to a nice 30 minute run#damned if it didn’t start raining as soon as i got out there#and that was fine#i still ran a little got my water weights in#but the kicker was i looked at the weather on my phone and it looked like it was going to keep raining#so i said okay let me just go take a shower and settle in for the night#it didn’t rain and the sun came back out so oh well!#but point is…today went well and i’m doing okay and things could always be worse so no worries <3
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One thing you have to admire about Hannibal is his dedication. He took one (1) look at Will Graham, decided he would look good covered in blood, and then proceeded to spend the next 5ish years trying to make that happen as often possible.
#h talks#and who can blame him. have you seen Will covered in blood#he was like hold on let me dunk this bitch in blood like a biscuit in some tea#dude ruined his whole life just cause he couldn't get enough. rip#again though.. totally valid#he walked into the kitchen in apéritif and was like. woah. hope this doesn't awaken anything in me. and it did#nbc hannibal#Hannigram
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It might be the weirdo in me but imagine an anamatic to the song shiny from moana with an evil/antagonist revali as the crab and link trying to recover the master sword as maui and zelda as moana
#im watching moana but the revali brainrot is real and im sorry#okay but zelda helping link along to recover his memories and champion stuff or w/e and link remembering where his sword#ended up and saying “zelda dont come its dangerous” and shes all “link dont be sexist” and they end up in revalis lair#zelda distracts him by bigging him up and getting him to sing about himself (revali in a disney movie could never avoid this fate)#and hes all “haha im so great hylians are stupid you are a fool for wandering into my village-”#bam link shows up and now revali is very focussed on being himself and putting link down (to which zelda learns about links failures#and actually sympathises with him rather than thinking hes some stoic hero whos to good for her)#and she uses her brains to realise how to fool revali (copy of the sheikah slate? keys to vah medoh??)#and just guys please hear me out okay#im just obsessed with the idea of revali flitting around using his gale to keep zelda and link out of their elements#and then dunking on link and being all “finally get to fight you and this is all you have hero?” (bc he is a bitch (and i lvoe him))#guys if i had any ability to animate i would show you what i meant maybe ill start an (incredibly) rough draft idkkkkk#revali#botw#revalink#bc its me its always revalink#moss' madness
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its really interesting to me how the resident vampires in general of gg and bb have such completely different ideologies. mostly in reference to slayer and rachel but i think this somewhat extends to clavis also bc iirc he wasnt an observer but still kinda played by the same rules. theres at least a plot reason for rachel not to stick her nose into anything plotwise but she still kinda does anyway and i think even if she didnt have the bystander restrictions she wouldnt deign to interact with anyone all that often. i like the dichotomy of the alucards' general attitudes towards humans being at least moderately scornful and superior to some extent even if not actively despite still ultimately wanting to help out (mostly rachel tbh but theres still elements of the typical fiction vampire superiority complex type shit just in general vibes wise for all three of them, esp in relation to like. fuzzy) and slayer's attitude that humanity is a beautiful thing and wanting to help the people he comes across despite having no particular incentive to do so aside from personal fascination and goodwill. rachel already built in having some level of scorn for humans as lesser and also having ample incentive to never interfere with the main storyline as it carries out but doing it anyway because despite these things she still cares despite the active threat to her Literal Existence vs slayer having no skin in the game either way if he does or doesnt help anyone out but still deciding to try to help others find their way regardless just because if nothing else its the most interesting thing to do from his perspective. he has no external motivation TO or NOT TO interfere with anything, its just essentially long term people watching and hed rather do good than do nothing
#crow.txt#ggposting#blazblueposting#not a dunk on rachel or any of the alucards for once its just an interesting dichotomy#and also the like. slayer being very chill with the whole living forever thing. he gets to be with his wife forever and help lost souls#and hes content with this. pretty cool#and whole assassins guild thing WOOF.#also not to say slayer doesnt have any supernatural superiority complex adjacent stuff going on#its just more flippant and subtle. hes chill about it. he states it like a fact cause it is and jokes about it#like ah yes ill try not to crack you in half like a twig sorry about that!#vs rachels whole Bark Like A Dog You Are Beneath Me Worm Become The Dirt I Tread On shtick#which very. very. very quickly gets tired. between her and valk. like its funny at times but i never really like haughty bitches#unless theyre funny or self aware about it in some way. like wagner unib is just so fucking unhinged about it that its hilarious.#she grew on me. rachel admittedly has too over time but theres just some inherently grating aspects in my brain#shes not even funny about it.............#like eliza too. talks mad shit. she can back it up at least. like hardcore. rachel can too but its kinda boring#eliza is ready and willing to just cut someone down for being remotely in her way. she dgaf.#i think one of the most crucial differences is you can talk to slayer However and he'll be chill about it to some extent#vs rachel getting big fucking mad if you say something unintentionally disrespectful like calling her a kid. and acting like shes not#like if your first response to a normal person saying 'uh hey kid wheres your parents??' is Lightning#i dont think youre actually as high and mighty as you like to act. youre just kinda irritating and childish#the 'you have to respect me utmost before i treat you like a human being' is not cute ma'am
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#trying not to be a sensitive bitch over the whole “british accents aren't sexy” and “it's chewsday innit” thing again and failing#like. please.#you're showing your arse and i'm trying VERY hard to look away#“british accents” - which “british” accent hmmm?#go on. name me 10.#oh wait you just want to dunk on working class accents again#nice nice#get bent mate
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i saw someone say gravity falls is better than steven universe in every way and like. look. everyones entitled to their opinion blah blah blah but either that person has never seen steven universe or is insane, like dont get me wrong i like gravity falls but it does not hold up to steven universe, like 40% of mabels character is that she's a girl and oh my god she likes boys sooo much and she wants to have a boyfriend and talk to every boy she meets this summer! and its sooo funny because shes a girl whos so crazy about boys and thats what girls are right??? does not even hold up to fuckin connies whole like 4 arcs in SU like im sorry but oh my god i swear at least 5 episodes of gravity falls had plots that hinged on mabel wanting a boyfriend
#im being kind of not super fair here but even when i was younger it annoyed me#now i can appreciate the intricacies of a lab grown boy band that acts like hamsters being a really funny bit#but when i was like 10 i was not a fan of the 100th episode of gravity falls in which mabel tries to get a boyfriend and fails haha!#as opposed to. even just side character wise. even fuckin BOARDIE wise there are characters in SU with more depth#ily mabel but got damn girl you gotta let it go lol#its fun to dunk on my current hyperfixation i love to do this i WILL pit two bad bitches against eachother
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Tomi is so pathetic and uncool I want him carnally
its as if they wanted to make nanba and really wanted to emphasize how uncool and lame he was <- i love him immensely
#iw spoilers#spoilers#because i yap#snap chats#see nanba had a bitch fit /during/ y7 tomi had his frame one and then decided to be a cat dunked in milk the rest of the game#not getting over him just eating sawashiros letter tho MOTHERFUCKER WE NEVER FOUND OUT WHAT THAT SAID WAIT#GOD FUCKING DAMMIT i have another bullet point to add to my review now
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