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in an au where jason is going to college while doing red hood stuff, i just think it would be funny if a reconciliation between him and bruce gets kickstarted all because talia got invited to go to his college graduation and bruce didn’t even know that jason was in college or that he was graduating college until talia called him up just to brag about it.
#batman#dc comics#dc universe#dcu#red hood#jason todd#jason peter todd#batfamily#bruce wayne#talia al ghul#jason todd au#dc#jason todd dc#crack au#imagine being bruce wayne and having to deal with the fact that your ex/the mother of your child knows more your estranged son than you do#talia al ghul is the goat#jason todd and bruce wayne#the fact that jason is so willing to tell talia all the things going on in his life and not bruce must irk bruce really bad lmao#before anyone gets any ideas i do love bruce it’s just fun to dunk on him (it’s how i show my love)#lmaooo#batfam crack au#damian is listening to bruce bitch and moan about it and is totally on jason’s side because he’s a true mama’s boy and he does the same#damian wayne#dc crack#when bruce goes to complain to jason jason just blinks and tells him that he thought that bruce already knew because he’s a stalker#after finding out that bruce was not stalking his every move jason starts fake crying bc does that mean bruce doesn’t love him anymore#idk i just think it’s funny when the batkids fake cry just to fuck with bruce#batfam#bruce wayne after having kids: peace? i don’t know her?#the batkids should get to terrorize that old man (bruce not alfred btw) every chance they get it’s what they deserve lmao
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Thinking about marriage/women's rights on Vulcan Some may think that T'Pring not being allowed to divorce Spock was because he was going through the pon farr but if she were allowed to divorce him at all she probably would have done that a long time ago, confirmed by T'Pol when she's speaking with Koss, who isn't suffering from the pon farr. She says that he can choose another mate (without invoking a fight it seems: note the difference between a 'mate' and a 'challenger') and after he makes it clear that nothing she says will change his mind about marrying her, she finally threatens to declare a kal-if-fee. It's clear that Vulcan women cannot divorce/refuse to marry a man they've been betrothed to under any circumstances if A) He himself doesn't consent to ending their marriage or B) She doesn't have someone else waiting in the wings to be given to in his stead. Though, if the challenger she selects fails to win the fight, she'll have to marry her betrothed anyway unless (again) he decides he doesn't want her after the challenge. That seems like an incredibly unfair system, heavily biased towards men. SNW is an alternate universe in many obvious respects but most egregiously in that T'Pring has a lot of non-canonical agency over her relationship with Spock. It's interesting to me that Vulcan society has women in many positions of power and treats women as equal to men from what I've seen despite these laws. We don't really see Vulcans exhibiting a misogynistic attitude towards women in general but in TOS (perhaps because of its general writing style but it's still interesting to note) both Sarek and Spock take on patriarchal attitudes specifically regarding wives. Amanda says that 'of course' Sarek commands her because "he is a Vulcan and I am his wife." It's worthwhile in my eyes to note that she specifies 'wife' instead of attributing this attitude to women as a whole. Again, with TOS' writing style it wouldn't be out of place for her to say "he is a man and I am a woman." Spock, while in a pon farr induced irritation, states that it's "undignified for a woman to play servant to a man that isn't hers" - again implying that there's something specific about being a Wife in Vulcan society which is different from being a woman in general and demands subservience to a husband. This could perhaps stem from the extreme sense of ownership that Vulcan law has permitted men to have over women. A woman legally cannot point blank refuse marriage. There is no option which guarantees she won't have to marry her betrothed other than death. When T'Pau speaks of T'Pring she refers to her as being 'property' and Stonn, before being interrupted, states he's made 'the ancient claim' - we don't know what this is because he gets cut off but it's obvious they're both using the language of Vulcan law. Men are permitted true freedom to choose. If a woman wants to choose someone else to be with there is no option available to her other than the kal-if-fee which might result in the death of the one she wants to be with. And, if her lover fails, her husband can still just decide he wants to marry her and she'll be forced to. T'Pring gives two scenarios: One where Spock 'frees' her and one where he doesn't - it's still ultimately his decision which is clear when he ends the conversation with "Stonn, she is yours." This again isn't just because of the pon farr as T'Pol also goes through this. Koss can choose another mate and when the option is talked about there's no implication that this would result in any sort of fight (both by the casualness of its mention and by the fact that there's no formal word for it unlike the kal-if-fee.) Also, the fact that Koss does eventually grant T'Pol a divorce and it's all fine means that T'Pol isn't lawfully required to have another man waiting if her HUSBAND doesn't want her. It's ONLY required if SHE doesn't want her husband. Tradition must take precedence over individual desire UNLESS!!! You're a man. Then it's fine. Like, your parents might not be happy but legally you're golden.
#as a note do NOT read the comments on any T'Pol marriage clips on youtube they're full of 'haha women amiright' jokes about#how she's leading Trip on and being a bitch for not choosing him etc - if you become interested in female characters you learn#quickly just how much people still hate women displaying any amount of complexity/doing anything that isn't just falling into a man's arms#even if that hatred doesn't take the form of outright vitriol (aka: 'I feel so sad for Trip bc T'Pol's marrying some other guy')#Trip: T'Pol listen this arranged marriage stuff is no good - you've gotta be free! You have to do what YOU want to do!#T'Pol: -legally seen as property of her husband in the eyes of the law- ...............#<- not dunking on Trip it's just funny how easy it makes it seem - but!! He doesn't know all the facts#as evidenced by him saying T'Pol might 'call off the wedding' to her mother - T'Pol can't legally call off shit#It's also interesting how gender isn't really mentioned in any of the clips I've seen - it's very clear to me that T'Pol has no options#specifically because she's a WOMAN within her culture but that's almost like a quiet undercurrent and not focused on as a main#point of dissatisfaction - which I imagine it 1000% would be for Vulcan women when men have infinitely more freedom#Vulcan Man: I don't wanna marry this lady#Vulcan Law: Ok#Vulcan Woman: I don't wanna marry this guy#Vulcan Law: Noted. So - if you and your lover are willing to risk his life there's a chance (if he wins) that you can get out of marrying#him BUT if your husband kills your lover and still wants to marry you you DOOO have to marry him sorry you just gotta#<- this also makes it incredibly dangerous to in any way warn your legal husband that a kal-if-fee might be incoming#the element of surprise is a HUGE advantage when it comes to winning a fight to the death (which your lover can train for)#Vulcans#T'Pol#T'Pring#star trek#I don't think this is bad necessarily (as a fictional worldbuilding thing) but I wish it were explored more#It's especially interesting because it's an aspect of logical Vulcan society - it's clearly not logical but it's also clearly rooted deeply#in tradition which may mean Vulcan long ago used to have a much more extreme gender bias towards the male population#it just implies a lot that Vulcan has these old laws which are unfair towards women yet they still follow BUT women are treated as equal#citizens OUTSIDE of marriage! Maybe there was a feminist movement before? Is there another brewing? Where are the Vulcan feminists!
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I understand why they didn't do this because it would run the risk of telegraphing the twist too much too early, but imagine if one of elgar'nan's temptation lines during blood of arlathan had been 'I could bring him back to you'
#elgar'nan does understand enough of the current day and what would appeal to rook depending on background#that I think he could have intuited this one despite not giving a shit about varric himself. imagine solas sweating nervously#in the background as rook dizzy with grief they don't understand is like 'give... who back to me? my head hurts'#but also people trying to kill them so they get distracted and forget with just a tiny push of blood magic to help them along.#and the dread wolf let out a huge sigh of relief and went on to have his little bitch off with elgar'nan (affectionate)#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#varric tethras#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar#elgar'nan#partially inspired by the stuff elgar'nan says to watcher rook he's bullshitting about controlling life and death already#what's a bit more emotional manipulation along the same lines lol#ellaryen 'I want varric back you son of a bitch' ingellvar always ready to take over my neurons and make me so so sad#you killed my mentor slash father figure prepare to be slam dunked straight into hell
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im convinced that exandrian halloween originates as a festival in whitestone, i have to imagine at some point they're like oh ok this town's actually haunted let's eat candy and get hammered about it. people old enough to remember the occupation are like hell yeah sun tree's still up, time to put fake cobwebs on it, the roots are just SURROUNDED by jack-o-lanterns. the slayer's cake does a line of spooky-themed sweets and at least three of them are named with dunks on the briarwoods. garlands of fake bats with goofy faces on them. cats everywhere. scanlan does thriller and only some people get retraumatized. the de rolos hand out king-sized candy bars. percy's goth ass is having a WHALE of a time
#'pike's GET DUNKED ON PURPLE BITCH jewel cake'#briarwoods are still dead who wants kit-kats#critical role#percy de rolo
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I gotta sleep on this finale and coalesce my thoughts, but this episode went to the greatest lengths to have each and every one of the characters tell Boston that he should "improve" himself. That his current character is not palatable to anyone -- his "friends", his boyfriend.
Boston was ostracized, isolated and berated to the point that it completely shattered his sense of self. He went from this
To this
This is where the show left him -- alone, dejected, and questioning every single part of identity. And I am raging mad about this.
#friends i am gonna die furious about this#boston deserved better!#the show had every one of those bitches dunk on boston#i had to watch fucking mew ray and cheum step on boston's back to get on their fucking high horses#what the fuck was even that???#only friends the series#only friends meta#ofts#ofts meta#bostonnick#only friends boston#neo trai#jojo tichakorn
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Day 47
Today’s board is:

It’s been so long since we’ve had a Giggles board!! Here she is, quite well rested.
(From TV episode 12A I’ve Got You Under my Skin)
#htf#happy tree friends#htf giggles#forgive me if I’m wrong but I think the last time she was posted was on Valentine’s Day???#that’s like 20 days ago golly#im sorry giggles you don’t deserve such treatment <//33#you are sincerely just a girl#Ya know I’ve never personally seen any giggles hate#but like I’ve seen other folks talk about it and like I feel like the whole idea of her being a cheating bitch is stupid#cus like??? Do you not realize how incredibly episodic this series is???#like even if we ignore the fact that these critters are constantly dying and getting mortally wounded each episode#Everything about the show is so inconsistent like obviously the intention is not that Giggles is cheating on her like ‘’canon’’ partner#The crew is just pairing their most flexible (post TV) girl character with whoever works best for the episode/short <33#There ya go mini rant on the hypothetical giggles haters#honestly I don’t think I 100% hate any of the critters#and there’s only really one that I actively dislike and I really don’t talk about how I don’t like em publicly#(my friends get to hear all about it tho lol)#I don’t like being too negative on here because like. Everyone has their own opinions! And just cus somethin doesn’t fit my tastes#doesn’t mean it doesn’t have fans. And I’d feel real bad if I’m just ranting and raving about someone’s favoritest lil guy!#that’s why I just like. Jokingly dunk on stuff for the most part#this includes the ants like I don’t think there’s any hardcore ants fans but like. I want the hypothetical ants fans to know I don’t hate e#like /genuinely they are just stupid cartoon ants#wowza that was a long ramble!!#ya can tell I took the time to schedule this one huh??
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scared of the four foot eleven little freak who you gave chronic rib pain is so funny... wgats so scary? ^__^ LOL
#text#ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY IM GETTING A SICK SENSE OF GLEE OUT OF IT#i Won. not just the case but the whole situation i WON#now THEYRE the one getting scared when they see me thats SO FUNNY#possibly bc i have the power to tell everyonw what they did#possibly because they know they still owe me those $8 (<- JOKE)#who knows!#looking at me like they saw a ghost bitch this is MY SCHOOL. I GO HERE.#I HAVE FRIENDS WHO LOVE ME AND I GRADUATE IN A FEW MONTHS. BITCH!#GOT ON THE DEAN'S LIST. CRAWLED OUT OF MY GRAVE ETC. BITCH!!!!!!!!!!#personal#🗒️#<- for the uninitiated. this was my tag for when i was liveblogging my title ix case that took 7 months to resolve#but now i also use it for dunking on The Respondent. because it's funny
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HI YES I'M GOING TO ROME TO SEE JOONG AND DUNK IRL
#i'm still in a bad mood bc i didn't get the ticket(s) i wanted#like i didn't get one that guarantees me an interaction#(i'd love to tell dunk how incredibly important his specific portrayal of style is to me)#but hey at least my thai will only improve by the time i get the chance to actually chat with them#if i just speak to them in fluent thai i'm sure that will make me memorable lol#airenyah plappert#adrm#i swear to god if one of those bitches who used to bad mouth dunk pre-thk got one of the good passes and i didn't...#there WILL be a murder in rome
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You're so real, we NEED Charles added on Marvel Rivals RIGHT NOW. RIGHT THIS INSTANT. I need my dads (Cherik) to reunite. Also very hopeful that when they do add Charles, he's a Strategist cuz that's the only role I like playing in the game lmao
i dont need a lot netease just let them one have or two interactions and my life is yours.....
i dont think onslaught's gonna be added to rivals but id burst my appendix laughing if he did. welcome back big brain baby
#snap chats#please at least just ONE angst-filled interaction beetween mags and charles... that's all i need..#you set up the trampoline for it with the Trial of Magneto story netease now you just need to do the slam dunk#i cant imagine them fumbling charles and erik.... like cmon what are they the current xmen office vjAELKVJEALK#anyway im pretty sure charles is going to be a strategist- at least if that leak was anything at all accurate#reliable at this point is dubious but bruh if they got voicelines alluding to MODOK in this bitch... i can believe..#support and tank my beloved roles im so glad i get to play as my faves... allegedly..#still have to wait for it to even be officially announced charles is coming but even if he's dps for some weird reason i'll still love him
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me in the room for franthony on a friday? you better believe it, lads
l.s. dunes @ glasgow 24/05/24
#i have clips to post#but i’m not home till after slam dunk 🫡#but i have more#these bitches were quipping at each other all night i hate them. get a room#frank iero#ls dunes#anthony green#franthony#mine
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No ones a bigger Emet-Selch hater than G'raha Tia.
#{ even if the narrative forgot about it briefly in Ultima Thule }#{ Everyone is like OH NO DONT GO EMET }#{ G'raha should of been: OUT LIVED YOU BITCH! BYE! }#{ G'raha: Your aim? TRASH! Your plan? FLAWED! You are a troll? IM STOPPING YOUR PLAN! Tried to kill me? SUMMONING HELP FOR FRIEND }#{ GET DUNKED BITCH }
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Nik linked me the trespasser party banter on Varric’s kvetching and yeah he’s doing a service!! It’s called adding to the ambiance
#.bullshit ( ooc )#Anyway I have to work today and I’ll write some party banter to get me through it#I do feel a shred of bad that solas could not be part of the dunking but he had very important fantasy Costco things to do for the elves#Stop autocorrecting to eleven fairly sure no one is 11#Also I don’t know if one soul on this planet who like terrain that you can SLIDE down#Also big of Epler to not have him bitching the first twenty minutes until the big ugly hole
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What do you think of Lamari (Laios and Namari)? Both as a ship and the relationship between the two.
I don’t like it sorry broski 😔 Seeing them interacting in ep 9 again made me see the appeal more, it’s cute how they interact, how they trust each other’s abilities and judgement! But ship wise…… I can’t. I’ve been seeing cute fanart of them around though, and I know a few people on discord that like them too. Like hmmm I guess I can see the appeal in the dynamic even if it doesn’t grab me but I can’t form a narrative for them… Usually I need both to truly get into a ship, a dynamic I find fun or interesting + some sort of progression and impact it’d leave on the characters, I don’t really see the character/relationship arc that’d happen, or at least not one eventful enough for me. When it comes to how I think their relationship is during canon, I see it as being professional and hinting at maybe friends, a neutral rather than negative thing mind you.
With Laios, well I’ve spoken about his character and arc before a bunch, but with Namari the part that interests me most is the whole exile thing, how she works hard to fit in both with keeping a good work reputation and shaving, for example, and how she’s not all that good with it because of presumably her bold personality... Because of this and more, and spoilers but I’ve planning on making a rarepair post about it for a while, I like shipping her with Toshiro mainly. I think that she balances out his doormat tendency but his cool attitude would be soothing and grounding and- Well gdbdgdg you see how it is. And to a certain extent I can see why people would want to apply the same logic to lamari, but… I don’t even think Namari and Laios would be able to bond over both being foreigners much tbh, I feel like Laios would sort of remain an odd mystery to her and though they could connect in a weird roundabout way I don’t think they’d exactly understand each other— and see this is the part of lamari appeal I get, the sort of tentative tension of "oh you actually respect me. That feels… Rare. And nice." Thouuugh like I was saying to be fair, it’s true Laios also tries and fails to fit in so that could be an interesting angle to go at it with. I think Namari wants stability and I just don’t really think it complements Laios well. I think trust’s the most important thing with Laios so on his side him liking her enough to be interested or open to a relationship I could see, though in a kinda mild and dry way imo… Like with Laios especially when defining how he and someone fall in love, there are sort of two modes right, and of course these coexist to some degree, but there’s Laios being his partner’s silly goober, and there’s Laios being very mature, more of his subdued stoic but composed self, all king-like, the more like connecting through meaningful conversations side. And idk how to put it into words but with lamari, I feel like Namari being paired with him doesn’t give a fresh spin on the former, and with the latter I feel like they’d always keep missing each other halfway communication wise, I don’t see them ever getting to that level where they deeply intuitively know and understand each other and how they work, maybe Laios -> Namari yes but Namari -> Laios I don’t see it, like I said I think it’d remain like, a mystery that nags at her and she might feel attracted if anything, but I can’t see them as more than casually dating idkk idk.
Namari has that fun ‘gets fired up about what odd things Laios is doing and reigns him back in’ dynamic but it’s something that literally so many other characters have too. I’m not knee deep into Namari yet so who knows maybe I have a wrong angle, but I did start giving her some thoughts bc I have a fic I have in mind for toshimari I wanna do. But yes it’s cute how protective she can get even if it’s shouty or tough love, like how she looks out for Laios’ equipment and for him not to get scammed, or brings in Toshiro here in the convo because she doesn’t want Toshiro to do his conflict avoidance thing and not stand up for himself & stay in the party even if it sucks hah. That bold borderline rude protective personality of hers with that awkwardness with intimacy/non-professional relationships is what’s unique to her I think, but yeah the laios & namari duo strikes me as strangely distant yet strangely interested coworkers who exhange glances over the cashier desk but personally I can’t see myself doing anything with that.

I’m not here to say it’s a bad ship or anything obviously! It just really doesn’t call to me personally and I don’t see stuff with them that I’d find interesting to analyze, if anything it’d involve the wider party a lot. I do want to make a masterpost on Laios’ career history and the old members of his party so I might analyze how Namari and he interact in those pre-canon comics idk. But yeahh like I find nothing to dig deeper at personally, you could make cute fics of them hinting at interest between the two, if Laios went to get drinks with her at a tavern etc etc, but all I see with them is just what canon straightforwardly showed us and I don’t get the urge to explore the possibility of them at all.
Sorry to disappoint, but yeah I won’t be a good source of lamari content or thoughts. I have wayy too many drafts I actually want to get out so I’ll be storing further Laios & Namari analysis for a big maybe, one day. I feel so bad I really hate to be negative at all and as a fellow rareshipper I send u my best wishes truly, good luck y’all deserve fellow stans and content. Feel free to leave pro-lamari arguments in the comments or reblogs if you want idm but preferably not asks (and just don’t be aggressive & don’t expect me to respond/react 🫶) like truly this post isn’t meant as a diss but anon asked me about my personal thoughts so… I love youuu lamaris hope y’all thrive 🙇🙇
Trying to think of crumbs and it’s true she blushed when she saw him in his cape at the end so y’all got that W. Namari having a thing for tallmen is so real

Edit: oh she went with him for equipment shopping… Ok that’s cute

#Ask#Should I tag? I did end up saying some interesting stuff I think but I feel like i shouldn’t since it still isn’t exactly positive#I made a dunmeshi shipping chart… Was hesitating on posting but maybe it’d be kinda useful after all lol#I don’t really want to get asked about any random dunmeshi ship but also if someone gives me an excuse to talk about my rarepairs…….#This isn’t intended as toshimari propaganda btw 😭 I hope it doesn’t come across that way the first mention is bc I think the comparison#gave smth to the convo the second is truly just to describe the moment and how it solidifies her character.#No pitting bad bitches against each other over here#Tried so hard to give you crumbs of analysis and positivity anon I’m sorryyyy i’m sorry OTL I crumble into dust hesitating on posting this#OH ALSO SEAGIRI YOU’RE A LEGEND I LOVE YOU#Lamari fanart and memes are always very cute and fun#No one is allowed to dunk on lamari in the notes of this 🔫 hush haters
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guess who just got diagnosed with complex ptsd
#imagine going to therapy just to get an ocd and autism diagnosis#and then suddenly getting dropkicked and slam dunked like BET YOU DIDNT KNOW YOUR POST TRAUMATIC WAS ALSO STRESS DISORDERING#DUMBASS BITCH#Im joking to cope about it but actually getting this dropped on me when I wasnt expecting it at all is kinda really stressful#and the therapy alone was already making me anxious and hard to work on drawings and comic pages and stuff#so if I start falling back on that and not interacting with people a lot for a couple more days then understand that is why#but I also draw to cope with things so you will either see that or a sudden influx of Noriel drawings#no inbetween#canischat#I genuinelly think Im going to throw up lol
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Could I trouble you to know what (if any) dark content or yandere content blogs you read? Especially any tf2 ones, I just want to know what you like since I am obsessed with your writing
i hate to disappoint, but i can't think of any other "dark writing" tf2 centric blogs. tumblr algorithm hardly ever promote fanfics, let alone ones with taboo content. it's frustratingly hard to find fellow writers, and i don't think i've encountered a tf2-centric dark writting account.
im not gonna lie. other than me and @fatgumsurpremacy-remastered i don't really know of anyone who writes tf2 content like i do. (by which i mean, in such a morbid/taboo fashion) sorry to disapoint, but personally, I like browsing the TF2 TV tropes page for TF2 and letting my sick mind run wild with pervy headcanons.
#anonymous#thank you so much for the ask! <3#i KNOW the tv tropes forums were criinge and we dunk on how early 2010s it could get#but there's still good resources there dammit!#it's not all tosh i prommy#nerd ass bitch post#anon like: 'hey any other smut authors like yr posting?' me: 'have you considered wikipedia?'
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its the boyyyyyyy (and shoko)
brain fell out so i drawed my sonic ocs uwu
#oc#arting#rowdy mcmutt#ive never posted art of shoko before but shes rowdy's friend but they also kind of hate each other lmao#wlw + mlm animosity vibe#rowdy is gay about sonic and shoko razzes him mercilessly#and then shoko is gay about rouge and rowdy dunks on her back#its a perfect system#i dont know if ive ever even talked about like.. rowdy lore on here?#he's a year younger than cream and they're best friends#and rowdy has a big puppy crush on sonic#and he babysits for knuckles (i have a knuckles fankid that i never talk about either lmao hes knuckles clone (shenanigans) his names boots#shoko and cream have a kind of on again off again thing#cause shoko realllly likes her and is nice to her but then she's kind of a bitch to other people#and cream gets upset about that and they break up and get back together fucking constantly#i have had these ocs since middle school they've got lore#shoko used to be a fox though and her name was shauna she was the same character just a different name and species#they were my big dumb sonic the next generation dumb bullshit characters i made up when i was 13 idfk#i actually lost the notebook most of my dumb sonic oc stuff was in at some point which is super sad :c#it also had a bunch of danny phnatom oc stuff about too :ccc#i am rambling about my guys but whatever i dont careeeeee
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