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me: all men are awful they just suck and thems the facts

a man: *is goofy and lovable*

me:

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there was a moustache on the floor at the movie theater today…

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Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic shit and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be)

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gamer: did you play this game as a kid

me: no

gamer: i must be way older than u

me: actually i was just poor

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my attempts at drawing frogs

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here he is

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WHO THE FUCK IS THE DORA MOVIE FOR??? WHAT IS THEIR TARGET AUDIENCE

“Film not yet rated” HELLO????

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how come no one talks about those days where your mental health just crashes down randomly and you start feeling ashamed of yourself because you were doing so good and now you feel like a complete failure because you can’t figure out where you went wrong.

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who was i before i cared so much about my eyebrows???

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Fab 5 when working with a women: you just need to realize how beautiful you are and start taking care of yourself like you take care of others!

Fab 5 when working with a man: please use your shower PLEASE use your

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imagine thinking you can just call people a slur

Kiddo…. Dick Van Dyke….. is his name

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Lake Tahoe

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enjoy these two bats in love on the first day of spring!!

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If hating fat people is about hating an unhealthy lifestyle: 

Why do fat people get harassed at the gym, while jogging, or while swimming?

Why are fat people expected to cover up more? Changing what they wear will not make them healthier.

Why are thin people allowed to get away with not exercising and with eating all the pizza and bacon they want? If the problem is the unhealthy lifestyle, why doesn’t that apply to everyone? 

Never mind. I already know the answer.