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[sportsnewsofficial]

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[boxofoxberry]

[ fanart, not real thumbnail! ]

tilly death do us part, as they say | (pearl double life finale thumbnail redraw :3)

w/o logo + og thumbnail (credits to pearl!)

[in-the-multiverse]

If there’s a new life series for April fools it’ll probably be a goofy, one-off episode. Would we consider it canon? If there’s a winner do they get a crayon scribbled drawing taped next to the glass stained windows of previous winners? If we still follow the theme of winners choosing the next mechanic is this Scar going ‘yknow what let’s have some fun instead’

More laughs than stabs in the back?

[wishwingalpha]

I look at the people trying to make Joel to have lore in the life series and sigh. Guys he’s immune to magic and lore, he literally can’t comprehend the watchers. He can’t see them guys. No matter how much the watchers try to taunt him, make him sad or angry, literally anything— they can’t. He’s so immune to Lore that he’s untouchable.

(This is a headcannon guys please don’t kill me—)

[nathaniacolver]

HELP

WHY ARE THEY THEM

[palossssssand]

Finally finished my bloblobber cosplay prop!! Was a challenge and I’m really happy with how it came out. AND!!! Completed the Trito hat/wig to go with it!

I used a white plastic tub as a base, and covered it up with foam. The side handles have a cardboard base and then also covered with foam. The rim is made of pool noodle and I’m able to carry it using a strap. Debuted today at Sacanime! Hope to bring it to many cons to come!

Progress thread here!!

[fountainpenguin]

sdlkfjsdlkfjs Jimmy screeching and flailing with rage in Grian's ear that he's "ranked 3rd" on Etho's list of people he misses, while Etho is anxiously saying he doesn't want to rank people and Etho also has no idea Jimmy's there...

Jimmy, demanding things of Grian (who has to follow everything he says): Say you miss me!!

[mummyscarian]

i wanna write a fic where all the lifers struggle with being addicted to bloodlust SO BAD

[kitskiis]

The most kills each player has gotten on another person in the life series (excluding real life smp)

Someone has probably already made this before but I've never seen it so I made this mainly for my own convenience but I'm posting it here anyway. Some of these kills are technicalities (and others were also excluded bc of technicalities) so some numbers on this list are debatable but I tried to make it as accurate as possible

Scott: Joel - 7 (Ngl I laughed. The entire reason I made this list was for this statistic I wish more people acknowledged how comically violent scott's retaliations are against Joel's antics sometimes. Literal tom and jerry moment)

Joel: Cleo - 6 (really surprising actually. I've watched all of Joel's povs like twice and have never realized how often he killed Cleo)

Grian: Scar - 5 Jimmy - 6? (one kill is questionable due to it being the warden kill in SL so if anyone should be credited its Etho, which is why I'm still including Scar on this list)

Scar: Etho - 5

Etho: Scar - 5 (worlds healthiest father son duo)

Martyn: Tango - 4 (this number + how much their characters clash make me think these 2 would have an incredible alliance. and by incredible I mean it would crash and burn and I would love every second of it)

Pearl: Cleo - 4

Impulse: Pearl - 3

Ren: Cleo - 3 

Bdubs: Impulse, Grian, Skizz - 2

Gem: Scott & Pearl - 2 (Technically also Etho if including LimL)

Skizz: Bdubs - 2

Bigb: Scott - 2

Jimmy: Lizzie - 2 (you could probably make some kind of canary narrative out of this but I'm kind of a vocal hater of the 'the curse got passed on to lizzie' concept so I'm not gonna be the one to do it)

Cleo: Scott - 2 (both of which were on request of Scott)

Mumbo: Joel, Bdubs, Impulse (Scott and Scar could also be included) - 1

Tango: Joel, Jimmy, Etho, Martyn, Bdubs - 1

Lizzie: Pearl, Jimmy, Bigb - 1

[hollowgl0w]

Am I the only one that finds it weird when people make ships that have characters played by content creators abusive? Like it puts a weird taste in my mouth and it could be that I am a flower husbands shipper and that makes me biased but I also find it weird when people make ships from like actual show abusive when they not canonically. I also find it strange that I have seen not a single thing about any other ships from the life series when none of them are perfect or completely healthy (except maybe ranchers), most of them have issues, and that is completely normal for relationships, even fictional ones, but I have only seen abusive flower husbands and that feels weird to me. Like if it's not canonically abusive it's weird to me.

[dermyartsz]

Gangle this episode

Why was this literally her

[demigod-of-the-agni]

Local man, his two boyfriends and his two girlfriends buy TRANS ICON BLÅHAJ

[twomanyfandomshelp]

I watched Scott’s Real Life video first because he and Joel are the main two I watch, which is ironic because of their ongoing in-game feud and very different personalities, video styles, general vibes, etc., but I digress.

My first thought when I saw the title was “Yay, another life series!” My second thought, upon seeing Joel standing in the circle, was “Oh my gosh, Joel, three SMPs at the same time? Why does he do this to himself?” Then, after watching for a bit, I was like, “Okay, never mind, this an April Fools video, still fun though.” And then I proceeded to enjoy the silliness and binge everybody else’s videos.

Let me tell you, watching Martyn’s video before Scar’s and hearing Scar yell that he’d fallen out of his wheelchair, I was really worried, and I immediately searched for Scar’s video to make sure he was okay. I’m glad he’s alright, I bet that was scary.

On another note, do y’all consider Cleo’s win cannon? Cause I do! Go Cleo, she deserved this.

I’m kinda sad it wasn’t Joel or Jimmy though, I got really excited when I realized how well Jimmy was doing. He got, what, 7th place? The canary curse has officially been broken!

This post has gotten way longer than I intended. Oh well.

[bad-traffic-smp-ideas]

New Life Series but I KISS a WATCHER on the LIPS. We get MARRIED. We are in LOVE. We might even HOLD HANDS.

If the sparkly blue guy who’s number 1 on the list of Watchers Hate This Man and the wet cat canary who’s number 1 on the list of First To Fall get to smooch I want to smooch one of the Watchers.

ILY <3

... Yeah, this might as well happen.

Congrats to the happy(?) couple!! 🎉

[i-am-creacheur]

Jimmy in RealLife is still a canary- just one that's developed an immunity to the poison gases and still sings, sweetly as ever, even as the miners drop dead around him.

[purple-nightfall-writes]

what if we all went on reddit and talked about how we're so excited for whatever the hermits/lifers make and we trust their ability to make something super fun no matter what and also it's really fun to watch them hang out with their friends. and what if we were all really nice to them and stuff.