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‘Poseidon left a party in Ethiopia because the sea vibes went rancid after Odysseus set sail’ feels like a bit I would make up, but no. That actually happened.
#poorly drawn odyssey#the odyssey#poseidon#odysseus#Continuing my running theme of bird gods - Poseidon is an albatross!#Following the whole theme of sailor’s superstitions - one must never hurt an albatross. Lest misfortune be upon ye.#This comic was a lot funnier in my head (though that might be attributed to the fact I’ve had so little time to draw lately -#So all my comics take a a few days to finish... I have more time to get pessimistic and weary of the joke not landing.)#But I hope fellow Odyssey fans can appreciate my vision for a critically underrated scene.#I am once again here to let all those uninitiated know about how funny the Odyssey is.#Poseidon flung himself from Ethiopia to the Mediterranean sea to vibe check a shriveled sobbing man.#Now *that’s* what I call petty bitch behaviour.#I will be back with more comics - ones that are a lot funnier than this one.#Nausicaa's scene is next. If you know you know.#(Thank you again to everyone who chimed in to let me know there *was* overlap and an interest in me posting more Odessey comics!)
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some louis tomlinsons i never posted ^_^
#louis tomlinson#louisupdates#louisprojectstracks#lfltracks#mindofwalls#tracksintheam#usertomlinsonsource#dailytomlinson#im not Getting his likeness it's making me so insane#does it look like him?!!?!? no but if i caption it louis Then u will know#anyw these r sketches that still look kinda presentable to me#souwee if these look unfinished unpolished it's bc they are shdjdjd#vans louis & chemical formula louis were way back in 2021 (when i first became a fan)#afhf one some time in 2022#all the others were drawn in feb 2023 except the aotv one which was march 2023#aotv being. the one where he's in a suit yup#i wanna practice drawing him some more. ive been practicing when i have time (not a lot) since 2021 basically. he's become my muse kinda !#i need to work on my realism🥲 it's the effect of never ever stanning a real person... so all ive drawn my whole life is anime&cartoons LOL#i have to draw him everyday i wanna like. devote all my free time into getting my fanart of him to look Right#you look like youd be easy to draw BITCH. if that's an insult then saying louis is hard to draw must be high praise!!!!!#ignore the fact that it may be just a skill issue on my end#if you read this far... erm... thanks! rbs are super appreciated thank you! ❤️#my louis#liz.art
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WE CANNOT TALK ABOUT ME WITHOUT GOING INTO WHATS GREAT ABOUT YOU!!! BECAUSE YOU ARE AN INCREDIBLE PERSON AND I WANT TO SHOUT IT TO THE STARS ON MOST DAYS The way you are willing to hear me out on anything?? That you'll listen and chime in and that you're always down to clown with anything! The fact that you have so much passion for your creation??? The fact that you are such an incredible, gifted composer (Legitimately, I'm gonna start scrapping with you to release the compositions for LoRe once it's started because you've created some genuinely impactful pieces that I CONTINUOUSLY return to because HOLY SHIT is my bestie gifted) and I need the world to know that because legitimately? I sent a program your way, you went "bet" AND JUST FUCKING SLAYED IT How you are such a phenomenal cosplayer???? Idek what it is you do, but you ARE canon Trucy, Jay, and Tim to me! When you are cosplaying those characters I legitimately mix up your name with theirs because you meld so perfectly with your cosplay!!! You're a fucking amazing friend, and you have been for the entire year that I've known you! You are so fucking kind that it genuinely makes me think im gonna rot my teeth with how sweet you are (/pos) AND YOU'RE LITERALLY SO FUCKING COOL Not just that, you're a stellar writer, you've written some fucking heartwrenching things and sent them my way and OUGH it's fucking incredible. I am phasing through your skull and kissing your brain as we speak. @lilrubixx AND DONT FUCKING THINK YOURE FREE OF THIS TOO TIGERS IVE GOT W O R D S You are such a supportive person it legitimately doesnt make sense to me sometimes. You encourage my creativity so enthusiastically and you let me ramble whenever I get into it, AND AND AND YOU GENUINELY ARE SO HELPFUL WHEN I NEED IT AND I love hearing your voice and getting to spend time with you, even just with everyday things, the chance to have a piece of your time is such an honor. To be able to hear your thoughts is just- Everything to me. The fact that I'm gonna get to see you even more frequently fills my heart with so much warmth. You're kind and patient, and you put up with me so frequently (I mean that in a non-self-deprecating way, I just genuinely love that you like to hang out with me) AND DID I MENTION YOURE SO FUCKING FUNNY??? LIKE YOU HAVE ME BUSTING UP SO OFTEN And the fact that you can get along with virtually anyone?? The fact that you're so fucking good at what you do?? Your writing, your cosplay, all of it is done with so much confidence and so much gusto. Bro will legit go "I'm gonna write up a 40k fic" AND THEN DO IT?????? You are so committed to your passions, it is genuinely such an inspiring thing, like you will sit down and get productive and I will be compelled to buckle down and get to work too!! I would marry you a million times over, and i genuinely mean that. @tigers1o1 BOTH OF YOU ARE LEGIT MY FUCKING FAVORITE PPL AND WE ARE ALBATRIO CUDDLE PILING THE INSTANT WE ARE ALL IN THE SAME STATE AGAIN I STG
@eldrigeonsss appreciation post
#indrids ball pit#loving my friends#get appreciated back bitch#im getting all of you#biting you biting you#biting you
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why you booing me im right
#repotober#day 12 super late but dw i have a permit#danganronpa#dr3#ryoma hoshi#kiyotaka ishimaru#gundham tanaka#i love ryoma. sm#why is he so underrated on here and everywhere#have you seen him#now you have#i wish to buy him ice cream#i redrew his ugly back sprite cus i hate it sorry#also taka and gundham friendship means so much to me#theyed be weird besties#oddly intense black haired autistic guy who is such a sweetheart and never shuts up and respects women and gets bitches#also taka in expressive makeup is something that can be so personal#(i am mashing favorite things together again)#but i think hed like it and appreciate how much effort and practice this kind of art form takes (since its unrelated to gundhams talent)#also i think hed make a wonderful goth and or scene kid (he already makes a scene everywhere he goes)
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i just wanted to say i love ur art so much and ur take on taylor. its so important for me that taylor be flatchested clocky femme representation and i feel like u capture that so well like ive never seen my mental image of taylor from reading worm so well-represented. its rlly incredible. also if u ever do commissions id love to see bitch in a skirt with hairy legs and choppy blond hair
Thank you so much!! I also have strong feelings about taylors design!!
I dont do commissions however my 2 art buttons are labeled "wouldn't it be funny" and "*praise*" so here
#dog and da pup..#i went through your blog a little hee hee and saw a post about your take on bitch' design. particularly her hair#and i thought bleach blond bitch was really neat#my art#traditional#worm#rachel lindt#to get back to taylor.. i really appreciate how shes very clearly canonically got a masculine figure#and even if i was crazy and didn't find it endearing id still think itd be a shame not to draw her as described#because the thing i enjoy most about drawing is making characters look distinct from eachother (and from characters outside of their media)#because then i don't get stuck and bored drawing the same things all the time#and then my art inherently stands out#not to say i have a particularly unique style..#idk im trying to have fun
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Me seeing your notes on your Fan Joy July reblog:👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
*whispers*you should do it hehehe
Tho obviously no pressure haha. The fact that you liked the idea makes me happy hehe
I'm already preparing my list of scenes I want to draw <3
#It's a wonderful idea!#Having a month event to give back to creators? Like hell yes!!#Might get me out of my shy corner too lmao there's a lot of people I've been meaning to give art to#This is a great excuse to shower a bunch of authors and friends in praise and appreciation#Thank you for sharing the idea btw!!! I'll definitely try to keep up but we'll see how this next month goes#Very excited to see what other people create for this too#asks#(if any of my author friends see this: no. you at not safe#art be upon ye bitches <3)
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I was scrolling Pinterest and I kept finding panels from the manga of Neito getting knocked out. Him being overdramatic doesn’t give anyone an excuse to knock him out and drag him by the collar. He gets karate chopped to the back of the neck so frequently no one blinks an eye at the fact that he is getting punched by someone who is strong enough to crush tungsten with just her fists. Also, he only acts overdramatic around Class A, his classmates know he’s not like that all the time, and it would be fine to just drag him away while he’s still conscious. It’s one thing when he’s saying things like the whole “Bakugou caused the downfall of all might” to provoke people, or when he’s fighting dirty, but when he’s just getting carried away laughing manically, there’s zero reason to knock him unconscious and drag him across the floor.
#neito monoma#monoma neito#monoma appreciation post#stop making him such a terrible person#also I feel like kendo x monoma is a bit toxic#or like off?#idk how to word it#but she clearly doesn’t enjoy his antics and he probably doesn’t enjoy being interrupted via a karate chop to the back of the neck#also if you hate him please just check out the mha wiki it might not be 100% canon but it makes him seem less one dimensional#that’s my emotional support twink and if I can help it he’ll be your emotional support twink too#idk I just really like him he’s such a crazy bitch but in the best way#bnha monoma#monoma mha#mha monoma#monoma bnha#monomaneito#neitomonoma#also knocking him out is meant to be funny?#like haha overdramatic theatre kid is going on his rant and then gets knocked out how funny because no one likes his screeching#idk I just got a bit peeved#does anyone actually say peeved#but like come on
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so theres these 2 zombie apocalypse daughters and im a disappointed parent who plays favorites
#twdg replay got me feeling Feelings....then i remember i have Another zombie daughter i neglect these days >.>#this is not me pitting 2 bad bitches against each other im just thinking abt ellie and her poor life choices lol#clem got Everything ellie threw away : ) fool#ellie im so sorry its not your fault#sometimes i remember how important ellie and tlou were to me before ......#anyway :) *thunder stops clouds part sun shining birds chirping*#clem is happy at her forever home with her found family and baby boy and co leader girlfriend :) peace and love on planet earth :)#clem does Not get the appreciation she deserves and i stand by that. clementine you will Always be famous. the original. the blueprint.#CLEM I LOVE U BBY GIRL i will give u ur flowers forever#all wlw who stopped playing twdg before s4 go play s4 right now i am no longer asking#the amount of people who havent played s4...wat r u doin....its the final season...pains me#anyway back to my brain hell :) guess i'll just sit here by myself#thats ok :) my house now#it speaks#twdg#tlou
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based on your asks responses & characterization of yuuta this is what i’ve gathered — yuuta is like that one high school senior who looked at the new coming freshman’s & just adopted them on the spot. there’s no out. now his friends sees the kid & adopted them too. it’s a family now. a very young, close in age family. (i was yuuta in this situation 😔 i was use to be megumi in this situation but i carried the tradition out. as i should. high school & middle school was wild.)
YUUJI THOUGH. we will probably never see him in your sea glass garden au but your asks is killing me. like his one sided beef with yuuta? he’s just like me fr. i too would fight over megumi if it comes down to it.
i just know yuuji thought that yuuta & megumi was a thing at first cause of the whole “his boy thing”. i know he screamed into a pillow about it. i know he went to gojo to ask for permission to court megumi & gojo was flabbergasted at such a medieval act so he had yuuji do the dumbest shit to get his blessing (ha).
i just know nanami is sighing at the idea of his son yuuji being a jealous little brat because of his other son yuuta. i just know yuuta was so confused until he witnessed yuuji & megumi awkward ass flirting. i know he acts like a little shit to get on yuuji (& sukuna) nerves.
you know what. this is my jujutsu kaisen. this is my sorcery fight. gege who? i only know you. PLS TAKE THE PEN FROM GEGE.
Yuuta is absolutely that senior who adopted that new student and made a little family. That is His Kohai now okay megumi is their collectively raised flour sack baby and they will kill for him.
Yuuji came back to life finally met the second years had just leveled up with his cursed energy and gained a new dad got his old friends back he was so so ready to go live his best life and then his new self appointed brother opened his mouth and started rhapsodizing about some impossibly beautiful and perfect man named okkotsu yuuta and yuuji is absolutely whacked in the face a la rubber squeaky hammer that there’s some gorgeous son of a bitch out there already living his best life.
His death sentence was overturned. He’s so powerful that he can save everyone if he wants. He is the legally adopted child of Nanami Kento. The curse attached to him 1) actually liked him and 2) moved the fuck on which some people (Sukuna) could take a few notes on.
Fushiguro Megumi is his boy.
This could not have devastated him more thoroughly. Even his newly acquired self appointed brother thinks okkotsu yuuta is the perfect man, which he manages to express at length in between warnings from the second years that Yuuta’s going to fly back from Africa purely for the sake of kicking his fucking ass for touching His Boy, which yuuji simply cannot handle.
Yuuji lowkey had a new lease on life and thought “hey! Fushiguro tried to kill someone with an elephant for me! Maybe I have a shot and he’ll let me hold his hand!” and then there’s god’s perfect man off in Africa who’s enticing megumi away from movie marathons with his fucking FaceTime calls right when yuujis almost hyped himself up enough to try the yawning arm stretch thing.
He spends at least three weeks trying to figure out if Megumi’s His Boy because they’re in a long distance relationship and it only ends because maki starts finding it more annoying than funny and establishes that it is not in fact a romantic arrangement. She thinks. (Okay it’s still kind of funny.)
Yuuji resorted to a terrible wikihow on how to get someone to date you and it insisted “get their parents approval” was his in and gojo could NOT have been more of an asshole about it. Nanami had to intervene to get it to stop. He is very tired and very confused. Why are you so upset about okkotsu he’s a lovely young man why is this making you more upset
Of course if yuuji ever found out that megumi became Yuuta’s boy after Yuuta personally restarted his heart he’d instantly understand why everyone acts like Yuuta’s the best thing since sliced bread. He is that amazing.
Yuuta and Megumi are completely oblivious to all of this.
Gege pls call me I just want to help gege pls
#sea glass gardens#just remember YOU can forcibly displace gege and turn the creative property over to me#I will be making several. SEVERAL. changes.#yuuji absolutely goes back into his room and screams into his pillow over Yuuta#he was going to try to hold Megumi’s hand and Megumi left to go talk to Yuuta just because he was ‘calling all the way from Africa’ and ‘the#movie ended five minutes ago why were you just sitting there looking like you were really stressed are you okay itadori’#nobara is exhausted just watching this#she’s the most homophobic lesbian alive why do lgbtq things happen to people who don’t deserve it#god she just wants a girlfriend with a sword and these fucking assholes are the ones who get their high school romance they don’t even#APPRECIATE the gay things happening to them#ignoring all canon since we’re never getting there in sea glass gardens#when Yuuta’s coming back from Africa Megumi’s very simply stating that Yuuta’s an important person in his life and he’s glad yuuji wjll#meet him soon which might as well be a DECLARATION OF UNDYING LOVE yuuji has a total crisis#yuuta gets off the plane and fucking hugs megumi yuuji had to get boyfriend privileges to do that who is this son of a bitch#gojo watching this: do you think I can get yuuji to wash my car again if I tell him I’ll distract Yuuta so he can take Megumi on a date#Nanami: why on earth would okkotsu need to be distracted for that to happen#gojo: that’s the beauty of it it is in no way necessary but yuuji doesn’t seem to know that
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Stop im rewatching why dan is leaving me bc of ur post theyre so disgustingly domestic i adore them
sometimes i watch that video just to feel something
#you are so valid for that anon#theres something about the energy of that video that really gets to me#theyre filming cause its promo and its good clickbait and its silly and fun and Them#but its also For Them yknow?? theyre like we're gonna talk about how we're gonna be apart for the longest time since we've known each other#AFTER 13 years of knowing each other#just even framing it like that really is wild. but its exactly what happens. and they're both on the same page of yeah its a long time.#which. it isnt That Long but it IS for them yknow!#the silly intro phil does in front of Dan's closet. and it starts with dan going oi if you're crying about me it better be a long video!#its goofy and ridiculous. theyre in this bouncy happy uncertain mood. because theres gotta be some adrenaline with it but also appreciating#each other while theyre still there together. then its the complete lack of intro to dan bc come on now its dan you know him. obviously.#& then its the 'sphere' convo and im like bitch. he wants to touch you cause youre leaving!!! let him!!#then dans genuine shock at the swear like mans is down BAD. and then the teasing! the so real plant teasing. but also general life concern#the heart cactus makes me feel some type of way okay#the sheer domesticity of the stair convo and the ps4 struggle#and how phil turns it right back on dan with the selfie incident and dan is bashful about it.#and how phil just. gets to say that dan cant shower in the bus. bc it freaks him out. & ofc dan wont stress him like that.#(also the closet rifling. something dan's 'nice to know you do. in a dark drawer somewhere' vs the lacey shirt being lacey underwear idea)#the bathroom being very clearly a shared space.#goddd theyre sooo smiley and soft and i Cant#dnp#c.text#dan and phil
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why the fuck did i write about birds this fucking sucks. i just found out birds only sleep for a few minutes at a time, hundreds of times a day. do you know what this is going to do to my structure? the logistics of their road trip? this is already like three days late and i've been fighting for my life to get A Plot Like Any Plot That Makes Sense out and now the birds fucking sleep for 5 minutes at a time.
#i should've just bailed and written another story when i had the chance#i'm not joking i've never fought a fiction piece this hard before. usually because i'm not writing for specific deadlines#and not a piece so big. and not one that's gonna be workshopped. i wanna blow them away but if things keep going the way they are everyone'#gonna tell me the pacing sucks and it feels pointless and the characters feel really confused. I KNOW. I KNOW THAT. FUCKK#i'm the type to do about 15 passes before i let someone see my 'first draft' and i'm just not gonna be able to do that if i want to get it#in time for a workshop. every day i delay is making things harder for my classmates y'know?? but i've been writing like 1k words a day#and it's still not done. GUHH#I DON'T LIKE WRITING THESE CHARACTERS THAT MUCH THEY'RE NOT FUNNY OR ENDEARING AND THAT'S MY LIKE.#MAIN SKILL AND VIBE WITH SHORT STORY DUOS. BUT NOOOO I HAD TO MAKE THEM DIFFERENT CUZ I WAS SICK OF DOING#THE SAME DYNAMIC OVER AND OVER. BITCH THIS IS YOUR FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRIED AND TRUE GETS THE BLUE (RIBBON)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#head in my hands head in my hands head in my hands head in my hands head#going to work on it some more. fuckk#the voices aren't consistent and i'm trying to make it clear that this is toxic bird yuri and not a mother/daughter thing but the maternal#themes are kind of fucking with that but they're important and i don't wanna get rid of them but it feels forced cuz im forcing it#sigh. i'm gonna have to cut the yuri. these two don't work romantically at all. what a waste of time.#i watched the entirety of mnthly girls' nozaki-kun in the past two days while avoiding writing. did you know that? the lengths to which i'l#go? anyway it was fun i appreciate fellow creative agony and i uh never knew how they did screen tones and wasn't expecting that somehow#so i learned something new (hooray). anyway back to. fucking. bird story stuff#i'm so mad i hate these two (<- lying. just pissy) i hate this story (<- mostly exaggerating. throwing a tantrum)#eughhhhhh i just wanna lie on the floor and cryyyyyyyyyy (<- completely deadpan irl. not That upset just kind of sick of shit)#i'm so burnt out and it's only gonna get worse. ughh#why can't someone just come in and write it for meeeeeeeeeeheheuhhh (<- would hate that)
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one of my major problems with my job is that I get sososo tired of trying to figure out how to interact with people in a way that is honest, productive, but also doesn't bruise anyone's egos, and I can feel myself getting worse at it as time goes on and it's genuinely what drains me and stresses me out the most by far
#thoughts#personal#I am sooooo wary of being banished back into the Bitch Corner#part of me feels like it's inevitable (and probably some neuroatypical behavior honestly)#that the longer the collaboration goes on and the more I feel defeated in advance at the notion that these people will end up hating me#but trying to pull out before this actually happens will lead to people not understanding why I'm backing away#and also hurt my reputation in a way#tired tired tired#not to go all sjw on tumblr dot com (the audacity!!) but#wonder how less of a problem that would be for me if not woman-adjacent in games#I mean don't get me wrong I would be a Horrible Person if I had received amab socialization I have zero doubts about that#but#yeah like a lot of the time the reason why I get shoved into the Bitch Corner is because I reacted to bullshit I did not start#but the way I react becomes more important than what I was reacting to (I have Very Bad examples of that in mind)#I've been called a living shotgun recently in a way that wasn't entirely derogatory and even a little appreciative?#and the thing is that do sound like me (oh no) and I would appreciate and own that descriptor I think#if the notion of being perceived as harsh and bossy didn't fill me with absolute dread as to how I'll eventually be treated#how people will eventually feel like it's okay to treat me because surely I must have deserved it at least a little#so#idk don't love that being a constant in my career so far!!!!#sorry I'm just being very Panic Attack Trigger Happy since a couple of days#doesn't bode well for the year to come
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I'm from the pnw so I live in hoodies and rainjackets almost all year but
today I threw on my favorite white hoodie and omg... me and my bf are matching..
#ash rambles 💚#mask off 🎭#white hoodie 🤝🏽#i do appreciate that he's the only one in the game that like. actually dresses somewhat warmly wjdjaksh#sometimes i look at the other characters' outfits and i go 'are we just forgetting the game takes place in December??'#ignore that he's getting arrested in that picture 👍🏽 he was feeling a little silly that day#i love him so much <3#I'll probably play the sequel to his game after i beat y.akuza 6 or 7 ajdjahdj#I'm excited to see him again but i do wanna play more mainline games and get those out of the way#anyways time for me to get back to the study grind! I've got class later too so I'll be a bit busy today#have a great day pals!!!! make today your bitch!!!#or don't#just have a good one <3
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Only now do I realize how deeply draining it is to interact with someone with low self-esteem... Like I get it, I've been there, but good god. How do you have such low self-esteem that you cycle back around to being the most obnoxiously self-absorbed person on the planet.
#the dragon sings his songs#blowing out smoke#this is about some twitter friends man I love them but their constant punching down on themselves is IRRITATING#like the fuck do you want me to say 'oh I'm sorry your works are so garbage that they can never see the light of day so only you know how—#—garbage they are and even if someone stoops so low as to read something that *you* wrote they're going to take the time out of their day—#—to lie to you and say that they're good and they're doing it just to trick you into writing more garbage so they can make fun of your—#—garbage behind your back' LIKE NO BITCH THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU#PICK UP THE GODDAMN PEN AND PLASTER YOUR SHIT ALL OVER THE WALLS. SO WHAT IF IT'S GARBAGE. GENUINELY SO FUCKING WHAT.#no one cares if your work is garbage they just care that they have more work to appreciate! and they genuinely appreciate it! but okay go—#—ahead and be so far up your own ass that you have to have mercy on the world and hide your uniquely shitty writing from our pure 'skilled—#—author' eyes in hopes that your friends with still grace you with their 'skilled author“ presence#like shut up. i'm getting my pussy up and I'm getting my money (fanfic words) up. join me and you'll actually have some joy in your life.#good fucking god.
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HALLEJUAH!! I REMEMBERED HOW TO ACTUALLY FINISH WRITING SOMETHING FOR A CHANGE!!
Of course, it's not any of the fics I wanted to finish. I went back to what is essentially my bread-and-butter now and wrote a short-ish, random OrangeHook fluff. But considering how much writing's been a struggle as of late, I'm just glad that I successfully finished something. I was back in one of those stretches where I couldn't seem to write much of anything. And this fic isn't about their age difference or Hook being a cuddlebug, so...progress?
Unless I decide I completely hate it (which is always a possibility) expect something to drop on Valentine's Day, tis the season, after all.
#What is wrong with you Sam you should not be allowed to write#Small victories you know?#Will I ever get sick of OrangeHook?? Apparently not#Can't even remember the last time they interacted on screen but that ain't stopping my brain LOL#On a more serious note - I really do hope that I can get back into the swing of things and make some real progress#On the bigger fics I want to work on#I want to finish the messy angst OrangeHook fic at some point even if it's unlikely to appeal to anyone#Annnnnd deep down in my cold dead heart I still wanna make an honest attempt at that DG Dead Dove fic#Even though that would be even more unappealing + a huge undertaking because that bitch would be loooooooooong#Also I had a slightly less angsty OrangeHook idea recently about them having their first fight and I wanna write that too for some reason#And there's still a part of me that really wants to continue Business/Pleasure because I have soooo many ideas for that AU#But that would require me to get over my inability to write smut#And I don't know how to do that (would appreciate any advice on that if you've got some...)#But at the same time I don't wanna beat myself up for not being able to write much - if anything - most days#This is a hobby after all - it's supposed to be fun#There ain't no deadline and it's not like I'm letting anybody down#Just gotta do at my own place#And write whatever absolute trash I want to write 😈#My tags are always so obsessive like SHUT THE FUCK UP SAM#But if you've actually read all these - hey. Thanks. Love ya 😘
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Getting any documentation done in California is like going to subway, but instead of just writing the prices of all the sandwiches on the board and letting you decide what you can and can't afford, the guy tells you specifically that your sandwich will cost X amount.
But it doesn't.
What he's doing is telling you how much the bread cost. If you want a sandwich (you know, that thing you came in for) then he'll gladly let you pick out the meats and salads and sauces, and then tell you how much it actually costs at the till.
That may not seem like a big deal to most people, but it offends me in a way I can't seem to properly articulate. Why would I walk into a subway for bread? I can buy that anywhere. Why did you tell me a baguette was a sandwich? It's not. The bread does not make the sandwich. All the pieces when assembled make the sandwich.
What you gave me were the bare bones of the product you were selling, and when I was already committed to playing out this farce, you then hit me with hidden fees that added up to the real price of the sandwich.
#I don't wanna keep bitching about CA and its many laws#but again this would not happen back home#I would ask for a policy#it would give me a list of options#tell me exactly what was included in each one#and then let me make an informed decision of what I wanted#with the prices all laid out to best accommodate my finances#CA does not do this#it wants to drag out a pretty simply questionnaire over the course of a week#tell me what I'm entitled to#and then keep me hostage on the phone while they take a decade to explain what I actually signed#but making it sound like its the best system because they tell you the bad news politely#this kinda embodies what I appreciate about british customer service#we don't do fake pleasantries. because we're miserable as fuck#but also because we get straight to the fucking point#this is the thing. this is everything in writing what the thing is. this is the price we promised you. do you want it?#if not I don't care. I don't get paid enough to care
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