#CA does not do this
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Getting any documentation done in California is like going to subway, but instead of just writing the prices of all the sandwiches on the board and letting you decide what you can and can't afford, the guy tells you specifically that your sandwich will cost X amount.
But it doesn't.
What he's doing is telling you how much the bread cost. If you want a sandwich (you know, that thing you came in for) then he'll gladly let you pick out the meats and salads and sauces, and then tell you how much it actually costs at the till.
That may not seem like a big deal to most people, but it offends me in a way I can't seem to properly articulate. Why would I walk into a subway for bread? I can buy that anywhere. Why did you tell me a baguette was a sandwich? It's not. The bread does not make the sandwich. All the pieces when assembled make the sandwich.
What you gave me were the bare bones of the product you were selling, and when I was already committed to playing out this farce, you then hit me with hidden fees that added up to the real price of the sandwich.
#I don't wanna keep bitching about CA and its many laws#but again this would not happen back home#I would ask for a policy#it would give me a list of options#tell me exactly what was included in each one#and then let me make an informed decision of what I wanted#with the prices all laid out to best accommodate my finances#CA does not do this#it wants to drag out a pretty simply questionnaire over the course of a week#tell me what I'm entitled to#and then keep me hostage on the phone while they take a decade to explain what I actually signed#but making it sound like its the best system because they tell you the bad news politely#this kinda embodies what I appreciate about british customer service#we don't do fake pleasantries. because we're miserable as fuck#but also because we get straight to the fucking point#this is the thing. this is everything in writing what the thing is. this is the price we promised you. do you want it?#if not I don't care. I don't get paid enough to care
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Trying to go to sleep, but then thinking about a recently human Cas, seeing Dean lightly injured and reaching out to heal him on instinct. But nothing happens. And Dean looked up, when he felt Cas' touch, so Cas ends up cupping Dean's cheek. So now they're locked in a staring match, with Cas still gently holding Dean's face.
#destiel#also cue cas' internal panic#why does he look so hot with blood covering his face?#do they also move on like nothing happened? yes#sam's just in the background 🧍♂️
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because you want to die for love, you always have
#5x13 screencap redraw bcs i wanted to test out brushes and it turned into a full blown drawing#also the caption is from siken’s planet of love and my god does it fit castiel#i have seen too many posts of just shots of dean’s and cas’s hands and i am not ok#i love when shows do that (wink wink word of honor did it MASTERFULLY)#art#fanart#drawing#spn#supernatural#supernatural fanart#spn fanart#destiel#destiel fanart#deancas#deancas fanart#castiel#dean winchester fanart#dean winchester#castiel fanart
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some blackbell/sapphirebell doodles,,,,, (ft a candy apple cookie)
#robin draws things#cookie run kingdom#blackbell#sapphirebell#black sapphire cookie#silverbell cookie#candy apple cookie#obsessed with the imagery of black sapphire flapping his wings when he's flustered#silverbell definitely also does it#ca: why do you get so blushy around the faerie bs: I DO NOT-
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okay other ships are great but there is truly nothing that can stand against watching a being as old as time with the angelic power of the cosmos reach out and rest a healing hand against the face of the man he loves and breaking through every order and every command that’s been inside him for millennia. like you mean to tell me that there is anything more romantic than that ??? anything more than castiel, a being of unfathomable power, choosing to reach out and use touch and feel dean to heal him over and over again even when we know it’s not necessary ??? i will never get over it and i will never be sane because there is nothing that even comes close to that in other ships im sorry but like the very touch of him corrupts and from that first second he was lost and he fell in love with humanity because he fell in love with dean and with every gentle and healing touch made with a soldiers hands he pours that love into deans skin and hmmnnngnng
#destiel#castiel#dean winchester#supernatural#and how dean kneels and looks up and places his life in cas’ hands#time and time again#trusting in ways that we know he does not with anyone else#always reaching back always trying to offer his own comfort#‘i need you’ ‘cursed or not’#and how he deprives himself of castiels grace and healing when he doesn’t feel worthy of it despite nothing he does being enough#to ever stop cas from loving him#to ever stop cas from offering it#other ship did it first this and other ship did it as well that#there’s no other ship out there doing it like dean and cas
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“Something always goes wrong”
“Yeah, why does that something always seem to be you?”
This but it means like, Dean could’ve ignored his sexuality if it wasn’t for Cas. Dean could’ve stayed in hell like he deserved if Cas hadn’t pulled him out. Dean wouldn’t have had to experience losing the love of his life time and time again if Cas just hadn’t come along.
#but Cas looks at him like he put the stars in the sky#do you know what that does to a self loathing person?#it’s a unique kind of hell#spn#destiel#supernatural#dean winchester#castiel#deancas#dean x cas#destiel meta#cas x dean#to be clear#dean deserving hell is what he thinks of himself#not what I think#Destiel thoughts#spn 15x03#dean meta#castiel x dean#spn season 15#the rupture
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dude this new mlp generation is so fucked up they killed twilight sparkle with a gun

#my artwork#digital art#mlp fim#spn#spn fanart#dean winchester#jack kline#sam winchester#castiel#reposting these because JACK. is new here and also I edited some things#and also i made these months ago so. yk. checking my nails.#i am working on other ponies. ruby and bobby are done but i want to do rowena crowley and gabriel as well mainly#also cas does have wings they just. aren't physical.#jimmy isnt physically an alicorn so why would cas physically be one. :/#jack has wings because he was BORN with them. PHYSICALLY. FROM THE WOMB
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SPIRIT OF THE WEST: The Major Motion Picture
It's a summer evening in the late 90s and you and your friends are looking for something to watch at the slumber party. You go into your local Video & Variety and happen upon the coming of age romance, Spirit of the West. Let's hope this doesn't awaken anything in you....
SUMMARY:
Dean grew up on a horse farm and can't imagine any other life. There are drawbacks to working for his father, but they're worth it if it means remaining with his beloved horses. Besides, between his broken arm and his lack of prospects, he hasn't got much else.
Something of an outsider, Dean always feels like there's something he's missing. But this tense summer brings back a figure from his past: years ago, a teenaged Cas worked for a season at the Winchester ranch. His return could change everything.
Reviewers rave: "If you ever wanted a 90s horse girl book, but starring a young Dean Winchester, this is your flick."
Spirit of the West is written and directed by Teen_Dean / @urne-buriall
▶️ PLAY Spirit of the West ⏪ REWIND with Spirit of the West Prequel by @foolondahill17 ⏩ WATCH IT AGAIN with SOTW Daily 🌟 BONUS FEATURES ✨ Director's Commentary 🎶 The Official Motion Picture Soundtrack
#using the tags as my footnotes for a sec#this something i wanted to do *last year* but well. i didn't get around to it til now#spirit of the west means so much to me and in my mind it is a movie that we all can watch together on some summer night#the cover image was an insane process that started with a still from that horribly over-exposed video of young jensen riding a horse#i tried to do some photoshop editing on it. then ended up digitally painting over it#young cas was so tricky. so much of young misha does not look like cas to me#also don't look too closely at the manip 'stills' lol#and fun fact: the silhouetted image of the horse and rider on the spine is actually jensen from that video of him#anyways this was so fun to make<3#myedits#spirit of the west#sotw
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movie night with the yapper himself
[click for better quality, .png version under the cut]
#i like to think that this is why cas retains no pop culture knowledge even when dean does make him watch movies#destiel#supernatural#dean winchester#castiel#fanart#digital art#they really are everything to me#i wish i could do them justice but hey i gotta practice to get better so here we are
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Base Game MILFs Makeovers
#simblr#ts4#ts4 simblr#simblog#sims 4#townie makeover#sims 4 cas#ts4 screenshots#katrina caliente#ts4 katrina#bella goth#ts4 bella#nancy landgraab#ts4 nancy#eliza pancakes#ts4 eliza#alice spencer kim#ts4 alice#i know my makeover from a year ago dis numbers and this one would do great too but i dont have blender anymoreeeee wah wahhhhhh#im sorry ive been gone for so long lol my computer died fr#literally only started playing sims again like 4 days ago ive been so so excited#what 4 months of no sims does to a mf#i think this bella is maybe the prettiest sim ive ever made
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otaku hot girl, ngozi!
#the sims 4#ts4#sims 4#sims#simblr#maxis match#*cas#maxis mix#*n#*ngozi#*personal save#send any gameplay reccs lol!#i got tired of cleo im sorry... i wanna be a hot girl! also does anyone have reccs for what world to play in? i was thinking mt komo but id#NEW GAMEPLAY SIM!!!#also if u wanna submit sims for this gameplay.... pls do i wanna explore with the new romance pack lol#ngozi is bi!#im back i think?
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Very quick artistic rendition of Booksir at mutiny camp
#I can’t remember which ear Goodsir lost#so forgive me if I got it wrong#book hickey like. definitely would call himself daddy#cornelius hickey#magnus manson#harry goodsir#the terror#does hickey/manson have a ship name#or do people not care enough to have given them one#cas art
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Would ya look at that, more Leuka art!! <3
Surprise I threw him into the EAH universe! Have a fake box profile lmao
Combining Shrek Universe with EAH is a fun progression that i'd love to explore (IF I HAD THE TIME.)
I wanted to add a comic piece to this but I can't do much atm with how busy I am so enjoy this ; w ;
#junie art post#ever after high#eah#shrek#leuka oc#ca cupid#c.a cupid#ever after high cupid#Hunter Huntsman#Apple White#ever after high oc#does that count?? lmao#if uve noticed ive added slight redesigns with hunter#i didnt change apple tho cuz her design is iconic for me#do u notice the lil hint of the monster high side 👀#deathpuss#deathpuss kid
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Absolutely wild that they really had Cas say "Dean and I do share a more profound bond"
#Cas said well since you brought it up sam yes i do like dean more#whats also funny is like uh of course he does 😭 especially up to this point 90% of cas's scenes have been with dean
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that scene in the show where after jack dies they sit around laughing and drinking is just. so weird to me. like i get the intent I do but it just didn't work for me!!! like at all!! they should've been crying!!! they should've locked themselves in their rooms about it!! dean and cas should've had pathetic weepy sex and regretted it SO HARD the next morning!!!! like where was the juicy stuff!! BOOOO!!
#what episode was this? optimism?#no no Byzantium#yess ofc#ANYWAY YK IM RIGHT#it's also so fucked up thst that's like one of 4 gifs of cas laughing that we have#BOOOOOOOOOOOOO#again i get thr intent it just doesn't do it for me#spn posting#doe is talking. sure is talking.
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the tfw dynamics with jack are so interesting to me because like. the most destiel “proof” (so to say) we get is from the concept that jack has of dean being his dad. and this stems from cas being his dad, and whatever their relationship is just being so horribly obvious that jack assumes they’re together and treats dean like a father figure.
and yet!! the kicker!! is that sam and cas are jack’s parents!! dean wants nothing to do with raising that kid but still ends up roped into it somehow.
#post-jack arrival supernatural is just a very long version of the accidental baby acquisition trope#except the only person this is an accident for is dean#bro DOES NOT want to be involved in raising jack and yet. continues to somehow end up being a father figure. its amazing#im convinced someone wrote the sam cas parents storyline into the script but then after the first episode of jack being around#half of them were like. but what if DEAN was his dad instead. and they wrote it out the worst way possible#its genuinely amazing cause somehow they managed to trick all of the characters and like. all the destiel shippers that this was the truth#but no!!! sam is the mother. if you will.#the real tragedy of late seasons spn is the sastiel parents erasure#dean does not want to be there get my guy out. accidental step-dad moment#dean’s like chat my situationship is raising a child with my brother but i want this kid dead. what do i do#and everyone just said Lol what if you were. his dad tho. and didnt look back#the consequences of being oblivious about your gay crush on your coworker/best friend/partner in crime etc etc.#supernatural#spn#tfw#tfw 2.0#jack kline#dean winchester#castiel#sam winchester#destiel#sastiel#sam yaps about spn
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