18, he/himtotally obsessed w mummies, neanderthals, paleontology, and all things ancient and strange
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This is exactly how the book describes Goodsir and Gore btw
#sir John is like here is my perfect handsome alpha hunk lieutenant#and here’s this DISGUSTING and frightening effeminate creature of a surgeon#amc the terror#the terror#graham gore#harry goodsir#goodgore#<me watching a slasher film
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Oh so I’m actually gonna die next semester great. Was going to be my chill semester but whatever just take me out back and shoot me dead for all I care. The mice are coming
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Meet Cute (#3):
Ruin of All Your Hopes and Dreams to Lovers is my new favorite trope
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When you're sensory overloaded and family is over
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HE'S SO CUTE!!!11!!1!11 😩😩😩😩 /shows everyone a rotting corpse
#me becayse my special interest is. mummies!!#im like this is my friend otzi and this is my friend Lindow man#aren’t they sooo handsome#and everyone’s like… no..
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I cant be prosecuted for being attracted to british men because it's actually basically a medical condition. yeah its sad but it can't be helped.
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Shoveling the driveway no coat no gloves wearing crocs it’s not self destruction it’s called being really brave and strong
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The fandom obsession with ships becoming canon has got to be the most bizarre aspect of modern fandom. Unfortunately, it's also the most boring part too.
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sister poll to this poll which focuses on secondary characters. also I'm sure I forgot someone but there's only 12 slots sorry.
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would you rather be taxidermied or be a wet specimen wait dont leave
#so true#just like me fr#also definitely taxidermied#then everyone could give me pets and kisses on my head#and they could put me in a fun pose#I love wet specimens but I just don’t think it’s me#also I see some people saying mummified?#if that were an option I’d go crazy for it you know I got that mummy autism#but it’s not an option and I follow the rules so taxidermy#but also what kind of mummification would you want done? Egyptian? chinchorro?#bog? sokushinbutsu?#id love to be a bog body however that’s such an unpredictable method#chinchorro is one of my favs but idk if that’s me#just put me in the permafrost honest#also if you say sokushinbutsu you’re a filthy liar
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I’ve started working on a Terror detective au because I am predictable! Anyway
#they will solve their little crimes don’t worry <3#jk the lieutenants do most of the solving#crozier and Jfj are busy. boy kissing#the terror#amc the terror
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Centcom trying to conduct their other interviews after Jason’s interrogator asks him about Salim
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My brother said that Dundy looks like Jerma I’m losing my mind why is he kinda right
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guh
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If I didn’t have an exam first thing tomorrow I’d be having my special concoction rn (ginger ale and so much NyQuil)
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had two final exams today. Ate 1 hunk of stale bread for dinner and I can feel the ice pick in my brain twisting it’s way deeper. When shall I be freed of this accursed mortal flesh?
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